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"I'm an emissary from Gensokyo, a subordinate of the youkai sage Yakumo Purple God Yakumo Blue. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo”

Since you have met the right master, you can't do anything without doing anything.

Although Qin En didn't want to greet the queen in such a situation......

This has a lot to do with personality, Qin En's personality is divided into two extremes, one is to kill and not do anything, which will be the case when encountering super troublesome things, but the other extreme is that once the task is in hand, it must be completed quickly with maximum efficiency.

For example, Qin En is the kind of student who spends a whole day doing homework and completing it as soon as the summer vacation homework is sent, after all, if you finish things early, you can act cheaply without worries later, and you will be happy to hand over the task early.

So, in front of the Heavenly King, who was just wearing a bath towel all over his body, Qin En revealed his identity, the female Heavenly King was silent, and the Son of Heaven looked at Qin En as if he was looking at two goods, and the atmosphere became super embarrassing for a while.

"So you're an emissary from Gensokyo. ”

Fortunately, this queen still has some bearing, she only glanced at Qin En's identity a few times with a slight discoloration, which will also have a plan in her heart, and lead Qin En into the living room of the villa to entertain guests.

"Wait a minute. ”

The silver-gray eyes outlined a happy expression, the Heavenly King pulled the frightened Son of Heaven into the room, Qin En watched the Son of Heaven disappear from the field of vision, silently drew a cross in his heart, and then waited for the Heavenly King to reappear.

When it reappeared, the first thing I saw was the famous Son of Heaven who was beaten up, and then the beauty who had already tied her hair in a bun and behaved gracefully and luxuriously like from an ancient painting: the king of the heavenly realm who had changed into formal clothes.

She didn't pursue Qin En's affair with the second generation of the heavens who peeped at her bathing, which made Qin En can't help but sigh: The temperament of the big guys is different, taking off their clothes is one person, and putting on clothes is another person, this ability is really good.

But the bruised nose and swollen face were more swollen than the famous Son of Heaven, and the Son of Heaven with a band-aid on the bridge of his nose was sitting next to Qin En, which formed an invisible deterrent, so that Qin En had to be honest and try not to let himself think about her nakedness.

The belly is black, this is definitely deliberate, put the beaten Son of Heaven in front of me to shock...... Alas, how come the celestials are all abnormal guys, full of chicken soup for the soul, stubborn, stubborn, and black-bellied, why can't there be some pure and good people for me to bully and bully!

"At the behest of Lord Sage and Lord Lan, I have come here to deliver the news this time. Qin En controlled his mind and stopped thinking nonsense, and then took out the envelope he had been wearing on his body and handed it to the Heavenly King.

Now that everyone is dressed, I still have to pay attention to the following - the previous voyeurism was an accident, and it was already merciful not to hold myself accountable, and when I talked about business, I still had in mind the evil thing, that is, death.

After getting the envelope, the Heavenly King used his mana to break the seal on it and open the envelope, the reading time was the silent time that made people cramped and uneasy, Qin En looked at the appearance of being beaten badly compared to the famous Son of Heaven, and wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh.

And the Son of Heaven naturally glared at Qin En with that kind of intimidating gaze, which looked particularly ridiculous.

The reading didn't last long, and after reading these materials, the Heavenly King burned it with magic, nodded to Qin En with a polite smile that was not enthusiastic or indifferent, and said, "I know what is going on down in Gensokyo." ”

Qin En didn't think there was anything strange about it, no matter what, Gensokyo was just a palm-sized place after all, even if the monsters inside were just like that, it couldn't be as prosperous as Hong Kong.

In addition, Gensokyo has a lot of moisture, and until now, Purple has not been able to make an official declaration whether Gensokyo is the surface area shrouded by the Great Enchantment or whether it counts the underworld, the heavenly realm, the underground, and the border...... Not counting those various worlds, Gensokyo is really not big, but if you count those things...... Lord Purple has no right to claim that there is a boss in the underworld, there is a boss in hell, there are people in the underground who claim to be the king, the heavenly realm is so high from Gensokyo, and the border is simply a place of exile, how much sovereignty is there?

Gensokyo, with the chaos and disorder of African tribes, the barrenness and poverty of Japan, comparable to the complex beliefs of the Middle East, but it is more 'democratic' than Taiwan, there is no government, Yakumoshi's credit can only open a bank (not a bank).

Although Gensokyo Qin En thought it was very good, he didn't have the idea of making this place better, although this was a bit too twilight for his age, but Qin En really didn't have the heart to serve Gensokyo.

What he values is the countless beauties of Gensokyo, with different styles, and the wonderful opportunities here, instead of doing those unpopular reforms, why not take advantage of the strength to experience the excitement brought by Gensokyo?

Qin En knew that Gensokyo's business model was very poor, it didn't even have a basic bureaucratic system, and the backward productivity compared to feudal feudalism made people helpless, which made the whole Gensokyo more like someone's joke than a knitting base.

However, Qin En doesn't care - I'm just a hard worker, it's a big deal to roll up a pile of money when Gensokyo is finished, I will take lotus seeds and the first generation of Hu Tao to the United States, the country of hope with the best human welfare and full of opportunities, with his own time and ability, even if he is a bodyguard for the president, he is not willing to calm down a super soldier like Iron Man, or take a bunch of monsters to the Middle East to join the Green Sect and call for Alahu Akbar to go there to be a warlord and a local emperor.

Which is not better than the narrow world of Gensokyo? There are many, many ways to retreat as a human being, time ability, what can't you play? Thinking of this, everything is relieved, the impulse in Qin En's heart to reform Gensokyo is gone, and reforming Gensokyo is to go against Lord Zi, that is, to die. There is no need to die, the overall situation of Gensokyo does not need to be considered, Qin En is not interested in being Qin Shi Huang, he only pursues his own freedom and opportunities.

Gensokyo economy and agriculture are underdeveloped, there must be Jin Qila!

"Son of Heaven. ”

When someone was yy, the king suddenly called out for hob meat...... Ah no, it's better than the famous Son of Heaven, and the beaten Son of Heaven still let out a very cheap laugh, but the laughter touched the wound, and he gasped.

"Take my token and show it to your parents, and you will bring the sword of scarlet thought. ”

"Ah, why are you going to let me take it, I'm sore all over my body right now, I'm a wounded, don't let me toss, can you, boss?" ”

The Son of Heaven said reluctantly, but the King of Heaven seemed to persuade a child, and followed the Son of Heaven with a patient expression: "If you don't want to be punished by me again, then hurry up and bring the Sword of Scarlet Thought." ”

...... Well, this patience is just a look, this king has a little temper.

"Cut, okay, I'll just go get it. ”

Than that Ju Tianzi reluctantly left, and looking at the interaction between the two, Qin En felt that something was not right. The relationship between this king of heaven and the Son of Heaven is really good, it's not normal...... Shouldn't all heaven and man behave like such old men? Why is it so humane? I also know that the Son of Heaven is willing to use violent threats...... Is the Son of Heaven shaking? Or is there any other reason? To make this lawless second generation of Heaven so well-behaved, it is definitely not something that can be solved by pure violence, and the relationship between the two should be far higher than Qin En knows.

And there must be a big conspiracy in this!

The King of Heaven, the Son of Heaven.

Well..................

All surnamed Tianha-.

and the angry look when he was called Dizi by his mother.

Could it be that the famous Son of Heaven once had an Uncle Wang or Sister Wang next door to his house?

- Think carefully and be terrified!

Thinking about it like this, it's a little awesome than that uncle Ju, I didn't expect it, that uncle who looks so old-fashioned is so coquettish, uncle, you are really a ****!

"What are you thinking?"

"Ah......h

The Heavenly King's sudden voice startled Qin En, and Qin En, who was being watched by the silver-gray pupils, suddenly had an illusion that his obscene thoughts had been seen through, and quickly dispelled those cranky brains and said, "I'm thinking, Heavenly King, you are really approachable." ”

This is not a lie, the feeling that this king of heaven gives Qin En is really approachable, originally guessed that the king of heaven should be a mighty man, but when they met, they found that it was a classical beauty with a riotous tattoo under the ribs, super unexpected.

"Approachable?" said the Celestial King, as if he didn't understand the word at all, and muttered the idiom in a tone that made people feel meaningful.

In order to avoid any misunderstanding, Qin En simply pretended not to understand anything and explained directly: "I feel that you are very human compared to other heavenly beings. ”

"Human? That's funny...... you're talking about. I don't know if it's really funny or fake funny, anyway, the corners of the beautiful female king's mouth are slightly hooked, and she smiles happily.

"Do you think we are all unkind people?"

"That's pretty much what it means, before I came here, I heard a lot about celestial beings, said things that bothered others, always indulged in my own world, caused trouble to others, and lived a detached life...... Like the immortals described in the literary prose novels of my hometown. ”

"My job as a leader of the celestial beings is to keep in touch with worldly things, and as long as I don't lose myself, I can't avoid these worldly words. Many monks and practitioners think that they will be able to come to the heavenly realm and have all their troubles, but in fact it is simply impossible, as long as there are people, there will be rivers and lakes. ”

Where there are people, there are rivers and lakes?, Qin En was not very interested in this, but he still tried his best to compliment: "Then you must be quite good when you stand out from many celestial beings, right?"

"Excellent, I'm still very proud of my cultivation ability, but the reason why I became a leader is not because I have experienced competition for the top position, alas, it's just that other celestials don't want to take up the position because they feel troublesome, and they humility to each other...... In the end, I was elected, and in order to make me feel at ease as this leader, some celestial beings sent their own children and grandchildren to serve me...... So that I can solve my troubles with peace of mind. ”

"This ...... This is really, humble ......" Qin En said with the corners of his mouth twitching.

"It is their creed not to intend to have cause and effect with worldly things, and to practice to such a point that there is no worldly trouble: even if it is only a little less, there is hope, and those who really wish to understand all worldly causes and conditions peacefully become heavenly beings. ”

“............ What a bunch of ...... O peace-loving people. ”

It took Qin En a long time to find the 'right' word to describe it.

"Of course, we are peace-loving...... I'm just a guy who was elected and then reshaped by all this irritating work. ”

It turned out that this was transformed in the later stage, which made Qin En can't help but think of the famous Son of Heaven: The Heavenly King in front of him was transformed by worldly troubles, who was the Son of Heaven influenced to become so funny?

What? Don't look at me, I've only been in contact with that Ju Tianzi a few times, dare I love that kind of highly contagious comic virus?

"Are you thinking about the Son of Heaven? The Son of Heaven didn't change because of anything in the later period, she was originally like this. ”

Dare to love this is a genetic mutation of parents?

"No, she's just a bad celestial. ”

"Bad ...... Celestials?"

"Unlike other celestials, the Mingju clan has not accumulated enough cultivation, and is only sent by the lord's name, so it does not have the character that a celestial person should have, and is called a bad celestial ...... in the heavenly realm."

That is to say, the family should be all bad talents, but in fact, even at home, the son of the house still looks out of place and shows his difference.

"The parents of the Mingju clan were adults when they were promoted to the celestials, and they chose to integrate into the society of the celestials, and under the long-term influence, the bad side gradually disappeared, and the previous competitive spirit and other emotions were cut off by them using various methods, so they were upgraded. ”

Qin En suddenly thought of 'Wisdom Sword Slashing Love Silk'

...... That's what it means.

And the Son of Heaven did not follow the example of her father and mother, and still maintained his true nature. ”

The rebellious character of the Son of Heaven is just a kind of self-protection, Qin En understands this from the mouth of the Heavenly King, and the Son of Heaven is willing to live as a bad celestial.

As for why the Heavenly King noticed so much, it is probably related to the entire environment of the Heavenly Realm, and the Heavenly King, who began to be disturbed by the world, regained his troubles and thoughts, and felt troubled and lonely. Coupled with the teasing of the Son of Heaven with dry wood and fire, it will be ...... touch at the touch of a button! Even if it is not compatible, in the overall environment of the Heavenly Realm, they will come together intentionally or unintentionally, and compared with other celestials who are full of chicken soup when they talk, the Son of Heaven is still a normal person.

Just, why do you say so much to me?

"I'm back. ”

At this time, the Emperor Ju Tianzi was holding something wrapped in a thick blue cloth that looked like a sword, and then impatiently handed it to the Heavenly King and said, "Boss, this is the sword of scarlet thought you want." ”

However, the Heavenly King did not take it, and directly pushed it back into the hand of the Son of Heaven and said: "You don't need to give me the Sword of Scarlet Thought, you can take it, this is a treasure that you can only use at home, what is the use of giving it to me?"

"Ahh Than the man who was the son of heaven scratched his face stupidly and said extremely unpleasantly.

The beautiful and charming female Heavenly King smiled helplessly, lightly touched the Son of Heaven's brow, and said, "You, didn't you hurry to get it without even waiting for a while? ”

"Huh?"

Compared with the name of the Son of Heaven who replied stupidly, Qin En knew that after getting the token, the Son of Heaven left as if he was fleeing, not giving his parents a chance to analyze the information at all, and directly cut it first.

And at this time, Qin En suddenly had a bad premonition.

The Heavenly King then said: "Youkai Sage Yakumo Purple needs a talent who can suppress earthquakes and control the weather, your ability is very suitable for this condition, plus you have always wanted to go to Gensokyo, so how about you go on a long-term business trip this time?"

"Think, think, think, think, think, think, don't want to go, don't want to go to fantasy grandma is not human!"

With a bang, the Son of Heaven was like a dog that had been stepped on by its tail, jumping up and barking directly, and the King of Heaven didn't care about the gaffe of the Son of Heaven: "Then this matter is finalized." ”

"Hahaha, that's great, boss, you're amazing, what's the difference!"

After saying that, the Son of Heaven hugged the King of Heaven enthusiastically, and Qin En looked at the picture of the beautiful girl and the beauty hugging each other dumbfounded, not the thought of a lily in his mind, but a feeling of sudden enlightenment, he knew why the King of Heaven said so many things about the Son of Heaven.

No wonder you told me so much, it turns out that you want me to take care of this second generation of heaven! Qin En was suddenly a little unhappy, and dared to go back and take this annoying second generation of heaven with him?

Do you understand the truth of repulsion with (funny) analogy (comparison)!

The glamorous Heavenly King, who had no choice but to spread his hands and bear the warm embrace of the Son of Heaven, opened his eyes, and the chilling silver-gray eyes made Qin En shudder.

The Heavenly King, who is a celestial man, is an elder who has experienced a hundred battles, she can easily understand the dangerous taste of Qin En's body, or rather, from the beginning, Qin En's thoughts that she thought were well hidden, she had already understood it.

This is clearly a warning: warn yourself not to go to the pit of heaven, why there is this warning, it is obvious.

"Don't say anything, nouveau riche, you're done with your mission, are you?you're going home, aren't you?Take me! Take me to the Nether! I can't wait to make a big news in Gensokyo...... Ahem, cough, cough (at this time, the King of Heaven looked intimidating) to seriously save the toiling masses of Gensokyo. ”

The righteous and awe-inspiring face has a strong sense of disobedience, and such righteous words should never come out of the mouth of the Son of Heaven, which is like one day Qin En's sudden enlightenment and said: True love between the same sex is incredible, and then go to explode the little pseudo-Niang Chrysanthemum.

"In that case, let's make some preparations quickly......

The smiling tiger king hurriedly made a law, not giving Qin En democracy and freedom at all, watching the two of them sing and harmonize, Qin En was so frightened that he didn't even have the idea of using time to stop running away.

What kind of celestial man is this, beating around the bush, and your purity!?

"What a bad omen!"

Qin En felt more and more that what the celestial old man said was correct.