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There is such a passage in Gensokyo's popular science book that describes the words of heaven and man: they always like to say words that make people feel troubled. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Originally, I didn't know what this trouble meant, but now Qin En understood what it was, talking with the wrong lips and horses' mouths was the style of heaven and man, thinking that these words were just asking for trouble.

What Ibuki Suika said is really reasonable, don't worry about heaven and man, this law is completely deeply imprinted into Qin En's mind.

"Young man, you have a bad omen!"

After the old man saw Qin En, he said such words, which made Qin En a little impatient, what nonsense is this old guy talking about...... I'm not some maid who needs a pad, what are you doing with that.

"He said you'd be out of luck. ”

Bi Na Ju Tianzi was very responsible for translating at this time.

"I still understand the meaning of the evil omen!"

But because of the translation of the famous Ju Tianzi before, Qin En did not have any respect for this old man, and told others that the old guy who had not closed the zipper door was not a serious person, and Qin En did not have the patience to entangle with him, and followed the famous Ju Tianzi to leave this old man.

Ignoring the old man's gaze from behind, he followed Qin En, the famous son of heaven, to a very strange mansion, this mansion had a very high wall, which made Qin En wonder, in the heavenly realm where many people can fly, what is the point of a wall of this height?

"Who the hell are you going to show me? ”

"It's not that I want to meet anyone, it's just that I'm a little bored at home and decide to go to someone else's house to have fun. ”

Qin En was about to say something, and silently followed the Son of Heaven to approach the gate, but when he was at the door, he was blocked by several fourteen or fifteen-year-old boys and girls, and the two were not allowed to enter.

"What! You won't let me in! Do you know who my aunt is?"

He was furious than the son of heaven, and picked up the wooden stick on the ground casually to make the appearance of beating people, and the evil was full of taste.

Fortunately, the Son of Heaven didn't plan to use it to hit people, but just pointed at the door in front of him with the wooden stick and scolded.

...... I really don't know what the meaning of this action of picking up the wooden stick is, Qin En, who was watching coldly, complained in his heart.

"Then won't you go in and report it?"

"No, no one can enter at this time. ”

The beautiful boy who acts as a door is serious - he looks up and looks at the height of the son of heaven who is not particularly tall, but he is much more mature than these teenagers and girls: in height.

"It's boring. ”

Qin En's gloating gaze made him very unhappy than the famous Son of Heaven, and the Son of Heaven, who had been swept away, took Qin En out of here in a gloating manner, and spared the back of those who couldn't see it.

"What a bunch of dull guys, they don't even report it. The Son of Heaven gritted his teeth hatefully and said.

"Come on, since you can't get in, don't go in. ”

"No, my aunt and grandmother can't believe it!"

"If you don't believe me, what's the solution? Do you want to fight with someone? Explain in advance, I'm not going to fight with you. ”

Help the rich second generation fight in a group fight or something...... But spare me, I'm not that motivated, even if you give me the ability to upgrade, I don't have the heart to help you fight.

"Of course you won't enter the main gate, you're really stupid for me, there's no benefit in fighting with them, and I don't plan to go to the same level with those little stubborns. ”

"Don't you have any bad ideas?"

"Grandma has her own way, don't they let me in, hmph, I want to go in!"

is more stubborn than the Son of Heaven at this time, probably because he was swept away on the spot, and the Son of Heaven is a little unable to let go.

"Alas......!"

Qin En sighed helplessly, in fact, he was not interested in who the Son of Heaven wanted to meet, he just thought that he was bored and came over, and he himself did not have any curiosity.

"Why the hell would I waste my time in a place like this with you, oh my God. ”

But just when Qin En was thinking of some way to be a quiet and beautiful man, he jumped directly to the top of the wall, his black leather boots stepped on the tiles of the wall, and his natural movements made Qin En stunned.

It's getting more and more unclear what is the meaning of this wall? What is the meaning of this 25-meter-high wall? I don't understand!

It was louder than the movement of the Son of Heaven stepping on the tiles, but he didn't make any sound, his palm hit the air, and a transparent wall barrier appeared in Qin En's field of vision, and it was opened by the Son of Heaven a hole that happened to be able to get into.

"It's no problem now, hehe, those little SBs didn't notice it at all......"

"Hey, isn't that a denial!?"

"I just don't go through the main entrance! Don't think about it so much, follow my aunt and grandmother in!"

The Son of Heaven rolled his eyes, and ordered Qin En to do things that he was not interested in in with a strong tone, Qin En couldn't help but sigh, he finally knew why the Son of Heaven was always so annoying, this character, I really can't love it!

Forget it, anyway, there's nothing to do when you go back now, just accompany this idiot to mess around, if she wants to jump like this, then jump, anyway, it's definitely not me who is unlucky in the end, isn't it OK to give her out in danger?

Qin En is also an undisciplined guy, so naturally he doesn't have any hesitation.

The twenty-five-meter-high wall is very difficult, but it is not impossible to climb, Qin En can't jump twenty-five meters directly like that Ju Tianzi, but five or six meters is still no problem.

No, more than five or six meters in fact...... The strengthening of the peaches was effective - Qin En's jumping was a little higher than before, and his skills were more keen. Qin En first took advantage of his strength to jump and step on the wall.

The color of the wall was very dark, and the earth in the heavenly realm was free of dust, so it did not leave any footprints. Then step on the wall and jump up again, fly towards a tree in the opposite direction, easily grasp the strong trunk with the arm, hold it firmly and confirm its own stubbornness, and then quickly perform a spin reverse turn posture and crouch on the trunk, only enough for half a foot to stand firmly on the trunk of the tree, quickly use it as a pedal to jump again, use the bullet time to adjust the distance and the line of landing, grab the tile with your hand, and easily support your body to stand on it.

"You're too slow!"

The movements that stunned any gymnast in the outside world and were comparable to Hollywood spy aces were just one word in the eyes of the famous Ju Tianzi: slow.

If it weren't to be described in two words, it was waste wood, and it took a few seconds to jump up, which was enough to make the Son of Heaven dissatisfied.

After all...... No matter how wonderful and incredible the movements are, they are all within the scope of human imagination, and they can be achieved by going through some kind of extreme exercise, which can be done by an Olympic gymnast, which is nothing remarkable for youkai and celestials.

"I'm not a monster like you, don't compare me to you!" Qin En sneered, but there was no deterrence or convincing, not even much viciousness.

Because Qin En was also very envious, it was more powerful than the power of the Son of Heaven who jumped directly about twenty-five meters high, this kind of superhuman power was what most boys dreamed of when they were teenagers.

Like Superman...... Soaring in the sky, punishing the evil and promoting justice, I have dreamed of this kind of dream, although it is dim because of the increase in age, but this fantasy village has also given Qin En hope. Before awakening the ability, Qin En thought that he could become Superman or Captain America...... However, his ability does not add any benefit to his own strength, it is just pure time, low-end fights rely on time to bully people, and high-end can only be handed over to his own guardian elves to deal with. If you are a little sluggish or caught off guard, it is very easy for the gutter to capsize, and what Qin En dreams of is the kind of powerful superpower and physique that is absolutely powerful and can still stand up even if he is plotted by the evil doctor, not opportunistic.

Yes, no matter how awe-inspiring Qin En's words were, he kept saying: Wisdom is the savior of mankind, and luck and conspiracy are still part of combat effectiveness, but he still can't help but envy that kind of power. The kind of power that you don't have to think about anything, you can fight with all your strength, and you don't have to fight a monster with all your brains, it's really envious.

――――――Coach!I want to be brainless and flat! That kind of Euler, Ola, Ola, Ola, can solve everything!

"Hey, hey, hey—!"

“――――！”

Suddenly, Qin En was awakened from his own world by a voice that was louder than that of the Son of Heaven, this second generation of Tian looked at Qin En's not very good face, and asked in wonder, "Have you eaten a bad stomach?"

"Nothing. ”

Qin En cautiously descended from the twenty-five-meter-high wall, and followed the Son of Heaven into the interior of this mansion, which was very beautiful, and the scenery was very good, but that was the case, Qin En would not perceive the beautiful scenery too many times.

Just coming down from a 25-meter-high wall is enough to make people blush and heartbeat, it's easy to go up the mountain and difficult to go down, it's easy to jump up and climb with strength, but it's easy to fall to death if you want to jump from a 25-meter-high place.

Fortunately, bullet time has some effect on the landing cushion, otherwise jumping directly at such a height without dying will become a cripple, and it will become a light taste of meat sauce.

"Alas, you're really grinding!"

"You really like to complain, if you think I'm rubbing, you can take me down. ”

"Oh, why are you so shameless? Normally, a man would be a little ashamed to be held by a woman. ”

"Shame on the fart, what can you do if you fall to death with a big face, can you eat face as a meal?"

"Death is not nothing, death is also a kind of rebirth...... Forget it, why am I telling you this, let's go find out...... Hmm!"

Suddenly, Bi that Ju Tianzi frowned, and what he was going to say didn't come out, this expression reminded Qin En of Wang Sauce who was looking for meat and bones.

"Well, I finally understand why they didn't let me in. ”

A lewd smile appeared on the face of the famous man of heaven, yes, this is obscenity, the kind that will make people understand very well on a man's face, but it will become a somewhat inexplicable smile on a woman's face, and the obscene taste will come to the face.

"I was just going to come over and look for something to do, hehe...... It's time to get there, hey, nouveau riche, you're in for a good eye this time. ”

"What a thing. ”

Qin En was inexplicable, but he still followed the Son of Heaven and walked cautiously towards the garden grass in the back. The grass in the back garden is very tall and very dense, not that the height of the desolation can be seen some traces of artificial pruning, otherwise the height of these grasses would not be so uniform, and the appearance of squatting and walking in the grass is like two toads in heat going to the young lady - well, this description is a bit too mean.

Than that Ju Tianzi stopped, Qin En also stopped.

"What the hell is it? Qin En couldn't stand the torture of that curiosity and asked, Qin En, who didn't have much energy, also had some 'superfluous' curiosity about it.

"Be quiet!" Bi the Son of Heaven scolded, which made Qin En roll his eyes: Speaking of voices, the Son of Heaven is not small.

But this is not the time to raise the bar, I saw the Son of Heaven say in a deep tone: "Listen with your heart." ”

As a result, the nature of the celestial man who likes to say things that are not clear, and the bull's head is not right to the horse's mouth is still exposed.

The previous translation of the Son of Heaven gave Qin En the experience to deal with it, simply put, it was to do it carefully, not to make too much noise, and not to talk too much, after learning to calm down than the appearance of the Son of Heaven, Qin En heard the sound of water.

Is this the sound of a stream or a pool of water? No, Qin En followed the movements of the Son of Heaven to push aside the grass, revealing his vision and looking ahead.

The first thing he saw was a white mist, which made Qin En a little puzzled, what was the matter with this mist? I guess I didn't notice it just now, right? I just laughed at the lewd movements of the Son of Heaven before and forgot to pay attention to the changes in the surrounding scenery and atmosphere, when it calmed down, the humidity in the air began to change obviously, and through the faint white mist, what I saw was a naked woman with her back to this direction.

"I'm ......!"

Qin En couldn't help but curse in a low voice, and even more frightened than the Son of Heaven was Qin En's voice, although he was not noticed, he still stabbed him viciously, making Qin En gasp.

Where is this courtyard so simple, I didn't find it when I was Rao before, but now I look at it...... This is a hot spring at all, a hot spring carved out in the back garden.

The origin of this hot spring, Qin En doesn't want to worry so much, the heavenly realm, there is already that kind of artificial hot spring in the outside world, and many local tyrants have villas at home, and the per capita housing of this group of people in the heavenly realm is villas, and the per capita GDP is comparable to that of the Arabs, so it's strange that there are no such things.

The sound of running water, as well as the humming of unknown songs that came to mind in his ears, Qin En couldn't hear what kind of tune this was, the simple melody was that oriental, and it felt very suitable for the melody of some ancient Chinese musical instruments, and it seemed very pleasant to the ears of a music layman.

The reason for this pleasantness is not only because of the melody, but also because of the deep connection with the owner who hums the melody, and it is difficult to make people throb without a beautiful and sweet voice.

The sound of the water, the misty mist, the beautiful melody, and the misty body in the fog, these things are like magnets that continue to attract Qin En's attention, and the beautiful voice and the charming back are in a hurry.

Perhaps it was the damp hair that made her feel uncomfortable, and she raised her hand and began to tie her hair in a bun.

Qin En and Bina Ju Tianzi had an unobstructed view of the scenery from the side, and she could see a very charming tattoo between her armpits and her ribs, which looked very charming in the white mist.

"It's beautiful......"

Qin En was amazed, and when the famous Ju Tianzi smiled evilly, and was about to say something to Qin En, the purple light rushed towards Qin En and the famous Ju Tianzi.

"Oops!"

Qin En's reaction is not as good as that of the Son of Heaven, this kind of attack is beyond his reaction ability, but the guardian elf who is sharper than Qin En starts the bullet time in advance: often when Qin En's judgment is beyond control, she will make decisions on Qin En's behalf. And this move was wise, the bullet time allowed Qin En to react in time and dodge the range of the attack, but he didn't react for a while, the Son of Heaven was directly hit by this ball of light, and the Son of Heaven's ruffian expression was the first to be repelled before it disappeared, and directly hit the wall and smashed the wall to pieces.

The one who smashed the walls was actually nothing more than the one who was the son of heaven, but she looked a little embarrassed, she spit out the dust in her mouth and sat up, while Qin En shrank like a frightened rat and hid in a place that he thought was secret, shivering.

Undoubtedly, seen!

The slightly reddened body soaked in hot water has been wrapped around the bath towel, and when the beauty of the hibiscus out of the water passed by Qin En, she turned her head to look at her directly, and Qin En suddenly saw her face: very beautiful, very beautiful in shape, but her eyes were silver-gray.

That's right, silver-gray eyes, such a beautiful woman actually has eyes of such color, which spoils the beauty she gives people...... However, those eyes were only different in color, and her eyes were still focused on Qin En's body, and she saw him accurately.

She was amazed by Qin En's existence, but this attention didn't last long, she continued to walk forward, and after that, Qin En cowered and poked his head out, looking at the woman's back and smiling at the man who was smiling on the ground.

"Son of heaven, when will you get rid of the peeping problem?"

"Hahaha...... Boss, I'm sorry. ”

The woman was very unhappy, and she had no sincerity at all than the apology of the famous man of heaven, which made people think of the word hob meat.

Just when Qin En was watching unscrupulously, the woman suddenly turned around, and her gray pupils couldn't help but tighten when she looked at her body!

"A person who comes to peek by himself and doesn't change it, and you bring someone else to peep this time...... Son of God, I should really teach you a lesson. ”

After saying that, the woman, who looked to be about twenty-five or sixteen years old, bent down (unfortunately Qin En didn't see anything, there was holy light) and grabbed her by the ear of the Son of Heaven.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, boss, don't pinch my ears...... It hurts, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts!"

It hurts, and it looks like my ears are red.

Qin En gloated onlookers.

"I don't know how that family discipline you, maybe in a few days I should visit your parents at your house and ask them how they discipline you. ”

Could this woman be the teacher of the Son of Heaven? Could it be that this is a home visit? Qin En thought so.

"Hahahaha, boss, forget it, my parents can't control me at all, don't bother in vain. ”

Compared with that Ju Tianzi's speech, it is full of the smell of giving up treatment, this guy is simply a hopeless second generation of Tian.

But then, Qin En, who had nothing to do with himself and watched this farce, soon couldn't laugh, not that the fire was concentrated on himself, but that the unintentional whining and diversion of the topic by the famous son of heaven made Qin En realize that something was wrong-

"Instead of caring about me, a bad celestial who became a celestial under the care of the family, you might as well take care of those pure-blooded celestials who eat and wait for death, a king of the heavenly realm is always a little unkind to everything, even a county magistrate from the outside world is more talented than you. ”

"Wait, wait, wait, wait!"

Qin En interrupted suddenly, and then both of their eyes focused on their bodies, and Qin En couldn't help but take a step back in fear by those gray eyes.

It's really puzzling, obviously so beautiful and in good shape, why are the eyes so scary?

Forget it, it's useless to think too much! Trying to control his emotions, Qin En hesitated and asked the silver-gray eyed woman in front of him, "That...... Excuse me, are you the leader of the Heavenly Realm?"

"Exactly. Except for her silver-gray eyes, she replied with no majestic flamboyant beauty.

“....................................”

, this woman is really the king of the heavenly realm?

Qin En's whole body was weak and he sat directly on the ground - it's over, this woman is the boss of the Heavenly Realm!

Oh my God, the day after I came to the Heavenly Realm, I went to take a peep with the rich second generation to take a bath with the Heavenly King......

"Young man, you have a bad omen!"

Qin En's mind came up with what the old man said, and he couldn't help but nod with tears streaming down his face, this is indeed a bad omen, old man, you didn't lie to me!

How the fuck should I deal with Lord Lan? Could it be that when I was kicked out of the Heavenly Realm by the Heavenly King, I went to tell Lord Lan about the great achievements I had done in the Heavenly Realm? Even Lord Lan would be angry!

Qin En glared at the Son of Heaven with resentful eyes, pointed at the stupid Second Generation of Heaven and said angrily: "Son of Heaven!

"It's my business!" the Son of Heaven replied aggrievedly.

"It's all you've done!" Qin En roared with a red face (angry).