(The update is coming~ There are 13 more collections, and the strip will add more tickets again~)

Guys who have read some typical urban Xiaobailiu novels know a stalk that is about to be used: which heroine is always asked by her parents to go on a blind date, and in desperation, she finds a little white male pig's foot and temporarily disguises herself as a good person, so as to get through the test - in the end, this 100% ending must be with this pair of dog men and women getting along day and night, and the heroine is conquered by the N kind of king eight qi of the male pig's feet and the shock of the tiger's body, and then do you know! I won't explain!

But this situation does not seem to be possible at the moment - if Weisk is now a male pig's foot, then he is No. 1, and No. 2 is Feng Longde, which urban novel has you heard that in which urban novel is the No. 1 male pig's foot, he is looking for the No. 2 male pig's foot to pretend to be his girlfriend? And the No. 2 male pig's foot who is going to pretend to be the girlfriend of the No. 1 male pig's foot is not a pseudo-mother, or it is said that he may be a beautiful guy in his previous life

At the gate of Feng Longde's house, when Weisk, who had been waiting for a long time, saw Feng Longde, who had returned home in disguise, come out, the whole person was a second uncle.

Her slender legs were covered with black pantyhose, her jade feet were on her landing boots, her black pleated Japanese skirt covered her thighs, her dark green shirt, hooded sweatshirt and leather jacket wrapped around her slender body, the hood covered her owner's face, and her (presumably 'him') small chin could only be seen in the shadows, and the black trench coat she wore made the beautiful girl look heroic.

"Is that you?" Weisk looked at the beautiful girl in black in front of him in amazement, and swallowed with difficulty.

Of course, Weiske's worst plan did not come true, and the words of the beautiful girl in black after taking off her hood were enough to tell the story: "Nonsense, who will I be?"

"Niu has to say Lao He, this time you don't fix Hatsune and change to a Black Rock Shooter?" Looking at the black double ponytail that the beautiful girl in front of him took out of the hood, as well as the delicate baby face and blue eyes like ghostly fire, Weisk felt powerless to complain, "And this dress is really tightly wrapped in the original Black Rock Shooter, is it still relatively exposed!"

"Nonsense, this time it's not to go to Zhanzi, it's to see your parents, and I borrowed this dress from my sister, although she is about a head shorter than me, but some clothes can still be used to make ends meet. Feng Longde, who had transformed into a Black Rock Shooter, shrugged his shoulders, "And what do you mean by staring at my chest?"

"It's nothing" Weisk wittily shifted his gaze, and muttered quietly: "Becoming a pseudo-mother is the same as her own old sister."

"What are you talking about? dare to be louder?"

"Don't dare"

Habitually mixing mouths, the two of them walked in the direction of Weiske's house, and began to study how to deal with each other without revealing flaws along the way.

☆

"Is my son back? Why is this today?" Weiske's father, Wei Lian opened the door after hearing the doorbell, and was stunned as soon as he said hello to his son, looking at the beautiful girl in black beside his son.

"You're Weiske's father, aren't you? Hello Uncle Wei, I'm Weiske's girlfriend, my name is Lila, please advise. Lila leaned over slightly to say hello, a smile on Mu Ran's face.

"You're that Weiske kid's girlfriend outside?, please come in, please come in!" Wei Lian, who became a multimillionaire through investment, finance and corporate work, couldn't help but be a little out of shape by the beautiful girl in black in front of him, and hurriedly got out of the way and generously invited Lila in.

At the same time as Weisk and Lila went in, Wei Lian didn't forget to yell at the house: "the kid, come here, Weiske's girlfriend is a guest at our house!"

"What?!" The room was probably the kitchen, and there was a crackling sound of something that I don't know what it was, and after a while, a middle-aged beautiful woman who was busy using her apron and her hands was not yet forty years old rushed over.

Weiske's mother's name was Madeleine, and she had a straightforward and aggressive personality.

In Tokushima, German names are also relatively commonplace, but limited—their names are pronounced exactly the same as German names, but they are not the same as German names when written in kanji: for example, "Wei Lian" is actually "Wilhelm", "Madeleine" is actually "Madeleine", the only difference is that "Wei" and "Ma" are their surnames rather than part of their names.

This naturally leads to the repetition of the names of German families after several generations: there are few different names with the same opening sound, and it is inevitable that there will be duplicate names between two generations in German families with prosperous people, and they often use the titles of "first", "second" or "old" and "young", but if there are several generations apart, there is no such concern, how to call it.

"Hello, auntie. Lila also bowed slightly.

Looking at the beautiful girl in black who greeted him with a faint smile in front of her, although she looked sweet but looked a little cold, Weiske's mother Madeleine was stunned for a while.

But after reacting, she suddenly put Weiskla on the side into her room, and then asked loudly: "Weisk, tell me honestly, how did you get such a beautiful girlfriend?!"

Madeleine is very aware of her son's temperament - a double academic master in various disciplines and sports, his body is much stronger than his fellow German who are also strong, and his temper is also inherited from the boldness of the members of the family, but this child is good at everything, but he is too keen on two-dimensional, games and ACG, and everyone is generally prejudiced against otaku these years: so if she wants to believe that her wonderful son can get such a punctual and beautiful girlfriend, it is better to believe that it is actually the childcare that her son is looking for

In fact, she had inadvertently guessed correctly - and it was far more frustrating than she had thought

"Uh, Mom, actually" Weisk was taken aback by his mother's tone, he had been talking to Feng Longde on the road for a while, and he didn't smooth out his tongue for a long time.

Seeing that her son, who had been talking outside at school and at home, was actually stuck this time, this strange situation immediately made Madeleine more and more sure of her suspicions.

Like pinching a cat, Madeleine grabbed the back of her son's neck and pressed him to the ground, while she leaned over and asked viciously like a German officer interrogating the partisans: "Son, confess and resist strictly-did you kid do something to this girl, holding her handle in your hand and threatening her?!"

"Mother, what do you think of your son, don't you even know what virtues your own son has?" Weisk retorted with a smile and tears at his mother's sudden brain hole.

But it's a pity that Madeleine seems to be a little looser than a little looser, but her hands are still unforgiving: "It's just that I know your child's virtue too well, so I don't feel at ease!"

Weiske: ""

"Auntie, Weisk didn't do anything to me?" a cute and calm doll voice sounded behind the two of them.

Looking at Lila who walked into the room, Madeleine smiled awkwardly, and directly and secretly gestured at Wei Lian, who was watching the excitement, and the latter immediately reacted and hurriedly answered: "Son, come over and talk to your dad about how you met such a cute girl as Lila, Lila, you go to the kitchen with Delin to prepare dinner together, right?"

"Okay. Lila nodded slightly, hung her trench coat on a hanger in the hallway, and followed Madeleine into the kitchen.

☆

Wei Lian is usually busy with investment finance and corporate work, and usually goes home very late, if he encounters entertainment, he may not come back; and Madeleine is a housewife, usually in addition to doing some housework at home, most of the day is also outside as the small owner of the jewelry store he is interested in, even if he doesn't make much money, but this family is not bad for this money, this job is more because of Madeleine's own hobbies.

Weiske's parents basically work early and return late, so naturally the Wei family eats at a much later time than normal - the other families have dinner at six o'clock, while theirs is basically after half past seven.

"Son thief, let's talk to my father about the two of you! How did you meet?What date place have you usually been?" sat on the sofa with his arms around his son's shoulders as if he was hugging his iron buddy, and Wei Lian patted his son's shoulder vigorously with a gentlemanly smile of 'your father, I am a veteran'.

"Daddy, don't you show such a smile from Abe Takawa, okay! I feel like my chrysanthemum is gone!" Weisk complained as he watched Daddy's smile grow more and more weird.

"Hey, hey, hey" Obviously, Weiske's sinister smile was definitely inherited from him, Wei Lian smiled lewdly before he asked a little seriously: "Tell me, how did you and your girlfriend meet?"

"Ahem" Weisk coughed as he thought back to the excuses he had made up with Feng Longde on the road, "At that time, when we were in the Mixed Iron Society, there was a girl who liked the Middle Ages among the new members recruited by our Society, and she was keen on the Cos Teutonic Knights"

Wei Lian's obvious facial muscles jumped: Although there are few girls who like the Middle Ages, it is not nothing, but the girls who can carry the armor COS knights, especially the beautiful girls, basically belong to the new human beings created by black technology!

However, Wei Lian only pursed his lips, and did not make a sound to continue listening.

The story made up on the road of the two comics is nothing more than that among the new members of the club, there is a German cute girl who is keen on medieval knights, and the "welcome party" that the club welcomes the newcomers, that is, the demonstration of combat skills, and Weisk, a tall German man, fight with each other, and then these two battle maniacs are together, and it is completely a rhythm of not fighting and not knowing each other!

"You're in such a magical situation?!If you fight with other girls, she'll become your girlfriend?!Son, are you kidding me?!" Wei Lian obviously didn't believe it.

"Dad, in ancient times, there were martial arts competitions in China to recruit relatives, and in Western Europe in the Middle Ages, there were knightly competitions, and now I find a girlfriend through combat skills. Weiske gave examples of 'Daddy, you should be studying history.'

"I bought a hiking bag last year!!

Even if she takes off her trench coat, only Lila's face and hands will be exposed, and her slender and straight legs are wrapped in black pantyhose. Although this kind of outfit can also highlight the unique beauty of tightly wrapping, it is not only rare but also too conservative compared to most girls nowadays.

"Well, almost, if we go to a comic con, we might dress more nicely depending on the needs of our role, but in the usual and unneeded exhibitions, she is dressed like this or wearing chain mail and a barrel helmet. Weisk shrugged: logically speaking, it stands to reason that the everyday 'Lila' is either wearing a school uniform or a plain hooded sweatshirt and leather jacket, which is not only conservative but also a gentleman

"Yes, at least I can rest assured that you, son. Wei Lian knows very well that if a girl is usually dressed up in a particularly hot way, then nine times out of ten her personal style in daily life is not much better - it can be said that Lila's outfit left a good impression on Wei Lian, at least there is no need to worry about his son being blinded by a courtesan.

The conversation between the two lewd fathers and sons in the living room is unique to men, and the kitchen also has a conversation unique to women.

"Lila, where do you live?"

"Lila, how old are you?"

"Lila, your skin is so well maintained, it's as white and silky as silk. "Lila, what do you and Weisk do together?"

Madeleine kept asking about the family and personal situation of the black leather jacket hooded girl who was cutting her ingredients like a humanoid rap machine.

Lila had a blank expression on her face, and she didn't mean to be dissatisfied in the face of Madeleine's nagging, but replied unhurriedly: "Auntie, my family lives at No. 21 Jinkou Road, which is only about two kilometers away from here. I'm almost seventeen years old, and I usually study cold weapon warfare and read history books with Weiske. ”

"What? Living on Chrysostom Road, isn't it close to our house? It's wonderful. Hearing that Lila's home was nearby, Madeleine then asked, "Aren't your parents worried about your safety outside when you come out so late?" ”

In Madeleine's opinion, Lila beside her, not to mention the disgusting poor breasts, just the tall figure and slender curves of more than 1.8 meters shorter than her own son, as well as the slender and seductive long legs, would make any boy with normal sexual orientation drool - if there is a girl with a lily complex, it is estimated that the saliva will be loud