(Anyway, last night was still a collection of 26.,Why is it now 25.,If you want to add more for the second time, you will top the collection to 40!And if there are recommended votes, vote.,If there are more recommended votes, maybe the strip will be added~)

After the 11th long holiday, the school continued to hold classes, and the daily life continued.

For Feng Longde, this kind of life of eating and waiting for death is the true meaning - although it is very exciting to fight with a group of corpse witches, but this is obviously too exciting, and all the things encountered are things that subvert the three views, this is not a task in a novel or a game: these are all relaxation levels, and Feng Longde encounters a dead person level.

If it weren't for Feng Longde's regenerative ability blessed by the Ron virus, then the way he met with the three dead friends today would only be in the form of an urn and a two-inch black and white photo

"Lao He, why are you going on this holiday?" At noon, the facial paralyzed old teaser Feng Longde, the natural wood dome girl Caroline, the ** old viagra Weiske, the Mingsao technical house Richard and Brother Xie Chun Lilia gathered together to eat at the big table made up of their respective desks, and Richard asked Feng Longde curiously what he had done during the holiday.

"Exercising, doing homework, staying at home, what do you think I can do?" Feng Longde poured the pork rib soup on the rice with a spoon, "You guys are good, you guys will go to the field to play without notifying me - I also plan to go to the comic exhibition!"

"Eleventh long holiday, the club basically has to synchronize with the activities at home because of family reasons, and it is natural that Zhanzi can't be organized; Lilia gently touched her mouth with a tissue.

"Hey, hey, hey" Weisk had already swept away his food at this time, and smiled evilly at Feng Longde: "Staying at home also has the benefit of being at home, and Lao He still has a three-dimensional dome sister in his family."

"Gwen (get out). Feng Longde glared at Wei Ske, his eyes filled with an urge to hit someone, "You hurry up and quit the void of fate, your whole person is about to be bad." ”

"That's it, I'll look at my sister instead"

"Sao Nian, let's duel!"

The daily routine between the two-for-four is to have a verbal fight with nothing to do, or joke with anime memes - even if half of them are top students, that can't change the reality that they are weird

Now the two-for-four group will soon usher in the fifth member: Feng Longde and his sister Caroline, but her own opinion does not matter, but her brother's opinion is not in favor of Caroline, Feng Longde is very worried that this group of strange people will bring her bad

"We haven't had a show these days, so let's consider going on location?" Weisk asked.

"Basically, it's not the old places, the beach of the beach, Zhongshan Park, Laoshan Mountain and May Fourth Square, and other places are either too many tourists or not suitable for exterior shooting. Lilia waved her hand, "It's better to be honest and boring in school these days, and you can release your blood with live PKPK during club activities." ”

"That's true, but after all, it's boring to live like this."

"I'm done. Caroline silently packed up her lunch box, and then walked out of the classroom - during the school days, she had developed the habit of soaking in the library after eating at noon and before the class bell rang, and as a result, she had recently been given the title of "Big Library That Didn't Move" in addition to the title of "Sister of the Dome", and Pache was also shot while lying down.

"You talk, I'll take a nap" After packing up the lunch box, Feng Longde pulled his table aside and straightened his head with a pestle - this thing used to take a nap during school, although many times he never woke up during class

Seeing the two parties walking and falling asleep, the three of them began to gather together, and the volume became quieter.

"Hey Lao Wei, do you say that a strong German man can be dressed up as a superb young tooth Lori?" asked Richard quietly.

"If it was half a year ago, I would have told me that this kind of thing only existed in the two-dimensional world, but now after encountering Feng Longde, I really can't say. Weisk's face smiled a little wryly, "If it weren't for the fact that his personality is the same, I really doubt that someone is acting with him, but do you say that a master like Feng Longde, who doesn't take care of girls, can find a girl other than his old sister or the University of Social Sciences to help?"

"Body shaping, bone shrinking and voice changing, this is obviously problematic. Lilia's words were known to the other two, but they were right: Feng Longde had made it clear that telling you this reason was to fool you, and you can't ask him how he did it - his only and extremely effective move was to confront you with a wooden face, and he didn't say a word during the period, and the longest time among the people who had confronted him like this before lasted six minutes

"Eh, do you think Feng Longde is also that kind of person?" Richard whispered, "Don't look at me like that, I mean Lao He, he is actually a sister?"

"Poof!" Lilia was drinking water, almost squirting, "Richard, your brain is too big - are you going to tell me that Lao He is a sister and Feng Longhui is Zhengtai?

"That's probably it. Richard nodded solemnly, "Lao He is actually a hidden and powerful Lori, and Feng Longhui is a mouthless, heartless, expressionless Sanwu Zhengtai, don't you think this setting is very cute and cute?"

"Cute uncle!"

"Cute your whole family! You Lori, your whole family is Lori!"

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Feng Longde, who had no idea what shameful topics he and Caroline had been talking about by this group of goods, woke up and began to prepare for class, and the group of people also tacitly pretended that nothing had happened.

As always, he either sleeps or is in a daze or has a one-sided meeting with the history teacher, and after class, Feng Longde is bored in the training room in the club and trains by himself, while Caroline is still bored in the library reading books or finishing homework, and her life is so regular that she can make up a program.

"Lao He, are you there?" Just as Feng Longde had unleashed a set of two-handed swords commonly used during the Teutonic Empire, the door to the training room was opened, and a man with blond hair and sunglasses stepped in.

"I'm here, what's the matter with you?" Feng Longde put the wooden two-handed sword back on the weapon rack, went to the table to the side, picked up the towel and wiped the sweat on his body, "At this time, don't you usually go to play basketball or go home directly? What, the basketball is leaking?"

"No, by the way, you put on your shirt first, and now the way you look makes me feel very insecure. Looking at the bare von Longde, Weiske felt that if this man with short brown hair and sunglasses was wearing sunglasses, then it would be the philosopher Comrade Billy Hairington, "I'm not in the mood to play basketball, and now I don't even dare to go home." ”

"What's going on?family conflict?" Feng Longde asked casually in his colonel uniform.

"No, but it's more serious. Weisk rubbed his head, as if confused and hesitant, "Actually, forget it, I still won't trouble you, I'll solve it myself." ”

"Slow down and don't send it. Feng Longde's tone was so one-liner that it didn't even mean to ask, and it almost made Weiske's nose crooked—but he also understood that Feng Longde was the kind of typical German who had a straightforward temper, and he wouldn't react to anything if you didn't know what to do.

"I've given you your temper. Weisk raised his forehead, "You can save me in this matter, don't worry, I will compensate you afterwards!"

"Wait, what do you mean 'you can save me'?" Feng Longde chuckled in his heart, always feeling that something bad would happen.

It turned out that Feng Longde's hunch was still very good, and Weiske's next words didn't make him go headlong to the ceiling: "Actually, my parents wanted to meet my girlfriend, and I lied to them that I already had a girlfriend for the sake of my own face - who knows, they actually want to see what my girlfriend looks like today, so Lao He, I can only ask you to help me!"

"Your uncle!!" Feng Longde began to look around for the right guy.

Seeing that Feng Longde was about to go and get the two one-handed battle axes on the weapon rack, Weisk hurriedly hugged him and explained desperately: "Lao He, if you don't help me this time, I'll die!

"It's useful to look for me! You go to Brother Xie! Lilia is obviously more convincing than me!"

"I've thought so too!" Seeing that Feng Longde had already obtained the two axes, Weisk directly hugged his head and squatted to defend: "But my parents already know about Lilia, if they really do this, they will definitely be a goof!"

"So?" Feng Longde was also amused, and asked casually.

"Lao He, since you can save the society from fire and water in the comic con, can you also save me?" Weisk showed his obscene smile that ruined Wesker's image again, "Lao He, you won't leave your brother alone, right?

"Get out!" Feng Longde forcibly resisted the urge to kick Weisk away, "Feng Longhui's three-nothing character, can you expect her not to goof? And this girl probably won't be very cooperative with you, be careful to let your parents think that you are a girl who is shaking and doing it! Isn't it just a drop in discipline? Are you afraid that Lao Tzu will lose the second time when she falls off the first time?! I will help with this favor, but what is the compensation you said?"

"Honestly, Feng Longde. Weisk suddenly said Feng Longde's name instead of his nickname, and his attitude became serious: "Do you really plan to go down like this? After finishing high school, you can go to college if you can get mixed up, and if you can't, you will be bored at home?"

"Isn't that it? Feng Longde shrugged his shoulders, "The family has savings and interest, and my sister and I are fed and the whole family is not hungry - not to mention that you can also rent out the house, you also know that I am relatively home-loving and like a comfortable life." ”

"To be honest, now Richard Lilia and I have discussed it and are ready to go abroad. After a moment of silence, Weisk said.

"What?"

"Go abroad. Weisk repeated slowly, "There's nothing to mix in China, so we plan to take the all-British course and IELTS when the time comes, and prepare to go to Australia - we don't want to be the only one left in the two-for-four group that doesn't follow the collective action." ”

"Ha" Feng Longde shrugged his shoulders nondeniably.

has been staying at home, to be honest, this doesn't seem to be so interesting to Feng Longde.

There are also difficulties in living in China - rising prices, all kinds of strange things in society, etc., and in these years, it is not necessarily possible to find a job in China if you have a high degree of education. Everyone wants to find a job that can earn a good salary, but it is so difficult to find a job nowadays, even if it is to work as a grave keeper in a cemetery or a corpse movers in a morgue, you need to dredge up various relationships and some money to make money.

Regardless of whether those Teutonic chivalrous knights can help them make money, if it is really at the end of the mountain, Feng Longde is even ready to pull Caroline to the house he saw in the downtown business district to work in the maid restaurant Feng Longde, who has the ability to disguise himself and can perfectly change gender, can completely pass the application, and Caroline, the three non-attribute girls, is estimated to make a group of animals cheer in the past

I have to admit that Feng Longde has become a lot of gentlemen in his heart after changing Hatsune Miku - you said that if you change someone casually, who would have thought of using the disguise ability of the Ron virus to do such an unruly thing? If God had eyes, Brother A would have to come down from heaven to pinch Ya's cock into a twist

But then again, there are also difficulties in going abroad: even if Feng Longde doesn't have to worry about language problems now, and the academic pressure abroad is relatively light, what should she do with Caroline at home? How to arrange the chivalrous knights of Eighty-One Don who came over a few days ago? Even if he can take Caroline to go abroad, it is impossible to take those guys with him to go with him; it is not safe to leave them alone in the country, Feng Longde is afraid that they will do something that looks like they can't laugh and cry and is actually miserable

"Tell me more, when the time comes, if I need it, just help me. After thinking about it briefly, Feng Longde neither agreed nor refused, "This matter can be discussed later-the most critical question now is how to pretend to be your girlfriend?"

"Isn't this simple?" Wei Ske breathed a sigh of relief after hearing Feng Longde's words, "While there is still a period of time before I go home, you should hurry back to your own house and make up as a girl, I will wait for you at the door, and when the time comes, just go to my house and deal with the errands." ”

"Feng Longhui said, that girl can take care of herself, I will solve the matter simply as soon as I say it. Feng Longde paused, "Your parents are very rigid and conservative?"

"Not really," Weisk shook his head, "in fact my parents are quite open-minded - have you seen anyone at this age who allows so-called puppy love?" and they wish I could find a girlfriend right away so they can hold their grandchildren next year."

"Your parents are very open," the corners of Feng Longde's mouth twitched.

How many parents can think of their son finding a girlfriend this year and holding his grandson next year! Weiske's obscene personality is probably cultivated by their second elder!!