readx;? I'm very unlucky, really, I was abandoned at the age of three, and I met a pit master, introduced me to a messy job, and was scared by a group of ghost trackers, and the saddest thing is that the first time in my life to flirt with a girl was pumped away by my sister. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info I'm really unlucky, really...

When I came to my senses, Uncle Xing was having dinner, with small sauce pork ribs and stir-fried camellia, and the food was very good. In my opinion, this Uncle Xing is not a kind person - he eats so well himself and even doesn't prepare a copy for me!

"Ahem, Uncle Xing, what the hell is going on?" I rubbed my head, (I don't dare to tell if it's my head or not, it's gauze wrapped in the same way as an Arab, if I take a black plastic bag and hold it, I'll be invited to the police station for tea in less than half a minute.) "How long have I been faint?"

"It's been almost 3 hours," Uncle Xing put down his lunch box. "I thought you wouldn't wake up until at least tomorrow, you said you too, and told you not to mess with Xiaojin, you just don't listen, this should be a lesson for you, remember, don't underestimate anyone in this school, even if it's the gate. "Uncle Xing is talking to me.

"Yes, yes, how do I know that girl is so violent, I just said a word and she pulled over, oops, my neck. "My neck seems to be about to break, too, it's strange that my neck is so thin and I have to withstand such a big impact. Thankfully, since I was a child, I had been practicing the things that my master had listed for me, and my whole body was sparse!

"That girl is the first time I've seen you, and I'm relieved," Uncle Xing said to me while chewing ribs, "Don't look at her so thin, just in terms of strength, I can't compare to her now." Uncle Xing finished chewing the ribs and began to chew rice again.

I swallowed a mouthful of saliva, I was so hungry, I was kicked out by the pit master before I ate breakfast today, and I didn't eat lunch on the road, if it wasn't for the oil cake given by the old woman, I wouldn't have been able to survive Xiaojin beating me - I fainted from hunger. Now I still have to watch this strong man chewing ribs and rice in front of me, if I don't definitely can't beat this surnamed torturer, I will definitely be in the morning. Uncle Xing, if you don't eat the shepherd's cabbage, you might as well reward it to my little nephew. Of course, I was afraid of being beaten, so I didn't dare to say it.

"Uncle Xing, if it's okay, I'll leave first. "I really can't stand it, I heard that the university cafeteria doesn't cost money (wrong, it's just that Yin Zhengan's grandson thinks that I don't go to college and knows that it's impossible) Although I can't eat meat, I have no restrictions on being a vegetarian. I can eat 10 pounds of beans!

"Who said it's okay, you just happened to be here, tomorrow and the day after tomorrow are Saturdays, you don't have to go to work, I'll tell you about our work now. Uncle Xing stirred a mouthful of the unmoved shepherd's cabbage with chopsticks, swallowed it in one go, chewed his mouth twice, burped and drank a sip of tea. He lit a cigarette and cocked Erlang's legs. "Ha, comfort. ”

I'll take it, can you consider my feelings, comfortable you hair, Lao Tzu hasn't eaten for a day, the most feared way to die in my life is to starve to death, it seems that today I am more than lucky

Uncle Xing took out a piece of paper from the drawer and handed it to me, it was a form, with a lot of messy names written on it, what is the Nine Accommodating Immortals, Guyuan Daoben Dharma Venerable, what Xizhao Fairies are many, many...

"Uncle Xing, what are you giving me? The newly surveyed constellation? No, it's all the names of Chinese style, is it possible that the constellations are also popular with Chinese style now?"

"What you have in your hands is the immortal who descended to earth this year. ”

"Oh, fairy, no wonder this makes sense...shrimp?god?"

"You heard it right, it's the immortals, and our department is dedicated to managing the immortals who come down to the world. ”

I was dizzy, just like the first time I went to the county amusement park to ride a roller coaster, and there were so many surprises that God gave me today, so many that I couldn't react at all.

"Uncle Xing, who are you? "I remembered that Uncle Xing's shadow has no head again, wait, the immortals, Heavenly Court, surnamed Xing, is it possible? Could it be that Uncle Xing is Xing Yusen? No, no, that's a martial arts biography, and it has nothing to do with the immortals, and I really still have a little concussion.

"I am Xingtian, the Xingtian of the Ancient Heavenly Court. Uncle Xing stood up suddenly, his eyes were wide open, his left and right hands were retracted to his chest at the same time, and he suddenly took the breast as his eyes and the umbilicus as his mouth, and his hands were grasped, and suddenly two handfuls of dry relatives appeared in his hands. "Are you convinced?"

Legend has it that Xingtian has the most urgent temper, and it is the kind of ruthless person who dares to kill the Yellow Emperor in the heavenly court, and I want to say that if I don't believe it, I will immediately become the second Xingtian, and in the future, I can save toothbrushes, toothpaste, shampoos, and so on.

"Okay, Uncle Xing, I believe in you, don't stare at me like this, I'm still not used to being stared at with my chest. "It's not that I said Uncle Xing, but I was stared at by a monster thousands of years ago with **, I think no one can get used to it at once, saying that Uncle Xing and the old pervert seem to have a good relationship, is the old pervert also an ancient god? No, with his image, there is no immortal who can be right, it seems that only Jigong Living Buddha has a little bit of likeness, but Jigong is not a person of the Buddha?

Uncle Xing put away his god form. (All immortals have to change their images after descending to the world, but they can temporarily show their original images, and mortals cannot see them.) However, it can be seen that the price of this change of god form should still be quite large, at least the clothes on Uncle Xing's body should be no longer able to wear.

"Ahem, I know that even I am not very convincing, so let me tell you the origin of the matter. Uncle Xing said to me while pulling at the clothes that were torn by his chest muscles.

Neurotic, who wants to listen, now more important than understanding this matter Lao Tzu wants to continue to live!--If I don't eat anything, I really have to report to Lord Yama.

"Hehe, Uncle Xing, let's talk about this later, I still have urgent matters, so I'll leave first. "I ran away, but unfortunately when I was about to get to the door, I heard Uncle Xing pinch a legal execution, and I was fixed in the same place.

"Want to run? You're still a little tender. Uncle Xing said proudly: "You better listen obediently." Uncle Xing said

"At the beginning of this matter, you have to go back for a long time.,You should also know the hero of this thing.,It's agarwood.,Yes, yes, yes, an agarwood ...... that splits the mountain to save the mother."

Uncle Xing talked for most of the day, and although I was hungry, I also listened to a rough idea.

It is said that back then, the Three Virgins went on an outing in the lower realm, and met his father of agarwood, who was good at sticking lanterns, and I didn't know what the Three Virgins had committed. -- Probably because the Three Virgins have seen all kinds of gods since she was a child, and she has a disgust for the elite, in short, the Three Virgins are crying and shouting that they want to marry the poor scholar.

It's a pity that the good times didn't last long, and they were discovered by Yang Jian, the elder brother of the Three Holy Mother. It is said that Yang Jian is also a sister control, and when he saw that his sister married a poor scholar, he persuaded his sister to quickly break off with this scholar, but unfortunately the third virgin was just in the rebellious period, not only did not listen to his brother's words, but also gave birth to a son named Agarwood with the scholar.

Originally, Yang Jian planned to help his sister hide it, but unfortunately, he was still discovered by the Queen Mother, and the Queen Mother looked at it, but it was amazing, another fairy went down to earth, and she was still the niece of the Jade Emperor. originally wanted to use the Three Holy Mothers to kill chickens and monkeys, but in a blink of an eye, he thought that the ugliness of the family should not be publicized, so he ordered Yang Jian to lock the Three Holy Mothers under Huashan.

The Three Virgins were imprisoned in Huashan, but her son Liu Shenxiang was raised by his scholarly father. As a child from a single-parent family, he wondered why he didn't have a mother when he was fine? Later, gossip came from nowhere, saying that Agarwood was crushed in Huashan. It's a pity that Agarwood is a road idiot, and after looking for many years, he didn't find Huashan, and then he found his mother with Yang Jian's help.

Agarwood said Mom, how can I save you, and the Three Virgins said that you can't save it, I just hope you study hard and go up every day.

Agarwood is not good at studying, every time he is the penultimate one, he feels that he can't fulfill the wish of the Three Holy Mother, think about it or it is more practical to rescue his mother, so he asked Yang Jian, how can I save my mother? Yang Jian said You split Huashan.

When the Queen Mother saw that Agarwood really went to find an axe to split Huashan, she laughed and wrapped Huashan with Tiantiao.

Tiantiao restricts the freedom and independent love rights of all immortals, and has long been hated by the immortals, and there are many immortals who secretly help Agarwood. It's a pity that Huashan is wrapped in Tiantiao, and it is not an ordinary artifact at all, and finally Agarwood found the axe that Pangu used to open the sky, you think, this thing split the sky, and Tiantiao is even more soeasy. Agarwood took the Heaven-Opening God Axe and split Huashan with an axe.

Huashan was split, but unfortunately the axe was not very accurate, and the three virgins were also split in half. (You will never see my version of the Baolian lantern, because even the Baolian lantern has never appeared) Agarwood looked at Yang Jian with a confused face and asked him what to do, Yang Jian's three eyes slanted and said How do I know? He also threatened Agarwood, saying that if you don't spell my sister back, I will split you alive.

In the end, Agarwood found the Queen Mother and said that you put Tiantiao in Huashan, and this matter is under your control. The Queen Mother said that then, we don't want this kind of thing to happen, what about being a man, the most important thing is to be happy, are you hungry? I'll go down there and give you food. Agarwood said I don't care about me, you have to be responsible for spelling my mother back.

The Queen Mother had no choice, so she asked Guanyin Bodhisattva to come forward. Guanyin Bodhisattva said that you should first spell the heavenly strip back, the heavenly strip was split together with the three virgins, and the heavenly strips were spelled back, and the three virgins were also spelled back. But the big and small immortals disagreed, saying that the current Tiantiao is too rotten, and we have to go to the toilet with the consent of more than a dozen superiors. In the end, everyone had no choice, and at this time Yang Jian came forward and said that if we change the Tiantiao, all the immortals agreed.

The heavenly strip was changed like this, and all the immortals were happy, but only one person was unhappy. Who? Jade Emperor, now that Tiantiao supports the immortals to fall in love, Dong Yong and the Seven Fairies can finally receive their certificates openly, but he has seven girls! Today he brought back a cattle herder, tomorrow he brought back a bricklayer, and the day after tomorrow, what about the day after tomorrow? Not to mention that if his family divorces, how will the property be divided? How will the days be spent after a long time?

The Jade Emperor hung three black lines and discussed with Taishang Laojun, Taishang Laojun said that this is easy to do, what kind of neighborhood committee do you set up in the world, it is best to call a few famous people, and now they are still eating idle meals, and by the way, they have also solved the employment problem of a group of people.

The Jade Emperor patted his thigh and said that this method is good, and by the way, he can also hand over all the demons and monsters on the ground to them. As a result, a new organization appeared in the human world - the Tianting Human Police Station and the Neighborhood Committee. The Jade Emperor also sent a lot of famous and surnamed immortals to take care of it, and also sent the famous two-dignified god of war, Xingtian, to be the director. (As for why this police station is set up here, it will be explained later)

Uncle Xing was still grinding his relatives at the time, and he was suddenly sent to the world by the Jade Emperor, of course, he was very unconvinced, and went directly to the Jade Emperor's bedroom to ask him for an explanation, the Jade Emperor said that you are an idle eater in the heavenly court, and now you are sent to be the director of the department is a ministerial-level cadre, what are you not satisfied with? Also, if you want to go, I will return your head to you. Uncle Xing said Fart, where has my head been hanging for a long time, when the pig's head is too waxy, what do you take to pay me back? The Jade Emperor broke a dragon head from the dragon bed and put it on Uncle Xing, and said Don't go too fart, this bed is still a congratulatory gift from the Buddha when I was the Jade Emperor, and it is not a bad treatment for you, as for your own head, I will immediately ask someone to take it down from the battle flag. Uncle Xing didn't suffer a loss when he heard it, so he agreed.

At that time, there was a sentence in the heavenly strip, so the immortals couldn't maintain their mana after descending to earth, and at most they would leave you a tenth of it to prevent you from hitting the street below. But for people who are not in the immortal class in the first place, this is equivalent to nothing, so there are many immortals who have descended to the earth and are bullied by the scattered cultivators on the ground. Over time, these immortals couldn't help it, and jointly sued the Jade Emperor.

The Jade Emperor said while picking his teeth, if you want to go down, you have to be prepared to be bullied, and besides, people are still mortals, what do you adults care about?

One of the immortals in the mortal world is named Zhao Gongming, who is a god of wealth, and he said to the Jade Emperor that you will have no budget for going to the mortal world in the future, because they have been snatched away by the children you said.

The Jade Emperor said that this is not reasonable, and he will snatch it back for me immediately.

Zhao Gongming's buddy shrugged his shoulders and said that Weichen didn't have that mana.

In the end, the Heavenly Court Human Police Station and Neighborhood Committee has another position, which is responsible for helping the mortal immortals solve these troublesome things, this person has to be found in the human world, and he must not be in the immortal class, and the most important thing is that this person must be able to resist beating.

The Jade Emperor said, then what kind of position should this kind of person give him? Tai Bai Xing said that in the human world, this kind of profession that specializes in offending people is called temporary worker. The Jade Emperor said, then recruit a few more temporary workers.

That's it. There is one more Heavenly Court Police Station in the human world, and I am a temporary worker of the newly recruited Heavenly Court Human Police Station.

What about the cheating father? Lao Tzu has studied the Tao for more than ten years, and the job assigned by the package is actually a temporary worker!

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