readx;? I was walking down the road and it felt like I was lost, yes, I must have been lost. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 infoI've passed by this oil cake stand for the fourth time, although this oil cake is really fragrant, although the old lady who sells oil cakes is ready to give me a fragrant oil cake. But I really couldn't hold on.

At 4 a.m. this morning, I was about to get up as usual to practice, but when I woke up, I saw a big face that was so greasy that it could almost fry oil cakes. I didn't scream, and I didn't panic like the girls who woke up in strange beds. Because I'm so familiar with the routine, the old pervert will start squatting in front of my bed at one o'clock in the middle of the night until I wake up.

The old pervert is my master, although I always call him the old pervert.

I was picked up by the old pervert from the door, (although I always wondered if I was his illegitimate child, but luckily not by our appearance) I was three years old when I came back.

The old pervert guards a broken Taoist temple alone, and there is a very big tree in the Taoist temple. There are no statues of gods in the Broken Daoist Temple, only two large characters drawn with the same ghost talismans. Other than that, everything in the Broken Taoist Temple is the same as other Taoist temples. I lived in this broken Taoist temple for seventeen years, and before the age of twelve, the old pervert occasionally taught me to read and write, and after the age of twelve, everything in the Taoist temple was my responsibility. Including laundry, cooking, and repairing furniture, the old pervert never touched it again. There are no pilgrims and no fields to plant, but the old pervert seems to have saved endless money. He doesn't drink alcohol, but he eats meat, as evidenced by the few hams that hang in the kitchen all year round. Although he tastes meat himself, he is never willing to let me eat a bite of meat. And he doesn't spend money on cultivation when the Taoist temple is broken like this, in his words, this is called cultivation. After the age of sixteen, the old pervert threw me a book called "Eight Treasures of Wonderful Techniques" for me to practice on my own. When I was eighteen years old, he gave me a copy of "Hundred Explanations of Fu Painting" and asked me to draw according to it. So he taught me something.

But every time the old pervert squatted in front of my bed, I knew there was nothing good going on. I remember the last time he squatted in front of my bed and asked me to dig a septic tank for the village chief, but he used my hard-earned money to buy more than a dozen catties of pig's head meat, and he didn't let me move a bite when he ate it from heat stroke. Last time, he said that he would take me to see the world, but he asked me to move the coffin of a dead ghost, and he held the widow left by the dead ghost and chanted a spell, saying that it was to ward off evil spirits.

Anyway, I resisted the idea of taking a sip and got dressed while listening to him.

"Xiao Anzi". I call him an old pervert, and he calls me Xiao Anzi. "You've been studying with me for many years, it's time to serve the country and society. Now I have a great opportunity ....."

"What's in it for good". I asked, pulling at the corners of my clothes and slanting at the corners of my eyes. In fact, before the old pervert finished speaking, I knew what he was going to say, wasn't it just graduation and re-employment? Even if he still has a little conscience, he is not ready to trap me in this little shit, but to be honest, it is quite difficult for me to find the right job in this major.

I remember watching Lin Daochang's zombie movies when I was a child, and I couldn't wait to be like him, catching ghosts when I had nothing to do, fighting zombies when I had something, and driving a corpse or collecting a few beautiful female ghosts or something. But the old pervert told me that we are not a system, and Lin Daochang is a clean ass that has not been wiped for the underworld, and we are the ass that has not been pulled... I admired the old pervert's ability to make anything lewd, and in admiration I squeezed a whole dozen horseradish into his freshly stewed pig's trotters.

"Don't always care about these superficial gains and losses, we cultivators!

"Dead friends don't die poor. I said.

"......" old pervert.

"You rabbit cub, is that what Lao Tzu usually taught you? We cultivators pay the most attention to the benefit of the common people in the world. ”

"Then why don't you go?" I replied lazily while kicking my trouser legs, not that I didn't want to go, but that I didn't make it clear to the old pervert that I would always be the one who was pitted. Also, I like to argue with him.

"Hehe, aren't you old as a teacher, besides, you young people, you always have to go through the experience, young man, you remember, the task of maintaining world peace is entrusted to you. The old pervert gave a lewd smile and several small books appeared in his hands.

"Wow, if you want to kill someone, you, am I really mentally retarded? You have seen too much of Stephen Chow!" "I have a big fork, I really want to pit Lao Tzu, and now who doesn't know that those small books are printed and distributed by the top lithographic company, and each book is only retailed for 2 cents! I very much doubt that the Divine Palm in Zhou Xingxing's hand was given by the old pervert, and he can do this kind of thing with his lower limit.

"If you want to pit me, you have to have a little novelty, so it's not embarrassing for me to expose you like this. ”

The old pervert blushed and replaced it with two more broken books, "Hehe, I got it wrong, these two are." ”

"Fuck, this can be wrong, old change. Phew, master, can you be reliable? And these two books you used to put on your desk. "The old pervert has a principle of buying things, that is, what he buys back forever are some defective products, basically the watch he bought back will move except for the needle, the TV can be seen except for the screen, and the bicycle will ring everywhere except for the bell. When he bought the table, the seller of the table happened to put the table on a slope, this table has two legs short and one is placed on the slope but it is just stable, the old pervert bought it back without asking, and after buying it back, he found that two legs were short, and he jumped and scolded the street. In the end, I had no choice, so I found two books to cushion, and at this time these two books were being held in the hands of the old pervert, and the table next to them was also tilted there at a 30-degree angle.

"Ahem, make the best use of things, I usually don't look at these messes" The old perverted face is definitely bulletproof, atomic bomb!" "But, Xiao Anzi, you have to be careful when you go out, if you don't understand anything, just flip through these two books, and the few talismans you haven't learned over the years are also in this book, but don't use them until the critical moment." Don't throw your life out of the way, you remember, be cautious in everything. "The old pervert rarely told me in a positive way.

In this way, I was pulled out of the broken Taoist temple by the old pervert in a daze.

The bus stop is at the entrance of the village, and it won't take long to arrive, and before leaving, I saw with my own eyes that the old pervert searched out the 300 private money I hid under the pillow, wqtmlgb.

The bus went straight to the city, but after getting off the bus, I suddenly realized two big problems.

I forgot to ask where I was going?

I was standing on the road and it felt like I was lost, yes, I must have been lost. I've passed by this pancake stand for the fourth time.

I'm nibbling on the pancakes, wandering alone on the road, don't you say, the pancakes stuffed with cabbage taste really good!

On a hot day, staying on the road is definitely not as comfortable as staying in an air-conditioned room, this sentence is a truth - from Wozkid. Indeed, there is no one on the road at all, I used to listen to the second dog often blow with me, the city is full of little girls in miniskirts, it turns out that there is no little girl at all! Only... A bunch of strong men!

, Lao Tzu is this kind of mold in his life, and a group of strong men actually came to him. It stands to reason that with my ability, don't say a group, it's a group of strong men, and I'm also... I couldn't beat it! But I definitely ran away! Unfortunately, this group of strong men didn't seem to be ordinary people. I want to ask why? With such a big sun, there is no shadow in this group of people! Yes, there is no shadow! xx You are too old man, Lao Tzu has just come out of the mountain, and he has not met a fox spirit, nor has he had any beautiful female ghost sisters, and he met such a group of strong men when he went out. God is going to kill me!

This group of strong men is probably more than 1.9 meters, and the leader is about the same height as Yao Ming, and what is even more strange is that the leader actually has a shadow, but unfortunately his shadow is still abnormal, because his shadow has no head! Yes, there is no head! Oh buy karma! They can't be the legendary flying head drop! It's the kind that can take off their heads and fly! It is said that they worship Sun Wukong as their ancestor! (Do you remember that Sun Wukong and Huli Daxian cut off their heads?) That is the earliest written record of flying head !! mistake!) The strong men were obviously well trained, and everyone took exactly the same step, and the leader raised his hand, so everyone stopped.

If you don't pay attention to the shadow of this group of strong men, they are not so terrible, they are all wearing improved camouflage uniforms, pedaling military boots, and not a single one of them is sweating under the sun.

"Don't look at it, Yin Zhengan is not, we are here to find you. Yao Ming spoke.

Jianghu people, people can't be cowardly if they are instigated, but the hero doesn't suffer the loss in front of him, so I knelt down with a plop.

"Guys, we have no grievances, I don't know you, you have grievances, revenge, but don't look for me, by the way, do you have a grudge against the surname town? "The surname is my master, I only know his surname, but I never know his name. Did that old pervert get into some trouble before to hide in that little broken view? Fuck, my mana is low, don't be affected.

"It's worthy of being an apprentice in the old town, the speed of kneeling is exactly the same as the bottom line," this person doesn't know whether to praise me or scold me, okay, you don't have to be afraid, I have no enmity with you and your master, I am the one who went to your master to introduce you to the job, you just call me Uncle Xing." The leading strong man scolded with a smile.

Hey, I didn't say it earlier, I was almost peeing, I really thought that the master still had some enemies to hide from me, it turned out that this strong man and the old pervert are old friends, wait, the old pervert and the strong man? hey, hey, hey, I seem to have found something.

"Whew, scare me, what did I think you're going to do?" I patted the dust off my knee, and I knelt so fast that it seemed to be a little scratched. "Uncle Xing, how do you know I'm here. "How self-cooked I am!

"After waiting for you for a long time, I found that you haven't come yet, so I checked your location, it seems that you should be lost, and you have been spared four times around this circular mall. Uncle Xing beckoned, and the strong men around him disappeared, leaving one strong man standing in front of me, whew, this feels much better...... What a fart! You let the headless strong man in the shadow of the big sun stand in front of you!

"Uncle Xing, I have one more mouth, who was next to you just now?"

"Ah, it's okay, they're just a bunch of imps. "Damn, it's just a bunch of imps, how do you make it easy to say this?" ”

It turned out to be a tracking ghost, this kind of ghost is a low-level ghost, many Taoist priests will raise a few, they are useless for anything else, but when it comes to finding people, there is nothing more spiritual than chasing ghosts. But the stalker is notoriously thin, how many stalkers can this man catch and they are all so strong, what kind of taste do you think he has?

"Ah, Uncle Xing, didn't my master make it clear to me before he came out, what are we doing?"

"Come with me, and you'll see. ”

We rounded a few streets and came to a snack street, and walked along the snack street to the end, and when we looked up, there were six big characters written on it!

"JZ Normal University!" (in order to avoid some boring questions, all my place names and school names are abbreviated in pinyin, don't say if you guess it, don't ask if you can't guess it)

"I said, Uncle Criminal, what are you bringing me to the university for? I don't even have a junior Chinese certificate, is it possible that you want me to go here as a cleaner?" "I am also a person with a solid teacher, how can I do this kind of work? But think about it, there are no better positions in the university, such as dormitory administrators or something, if you are a female dormitory administrator... But if he says he wants me to be the boys' dormitory administrator, I'll turn around and leave!

"It's nothing, it's just a cover for us, you come with me. ”

It didn't take long for Uncle Xing to take me to the university's political and educational office, and after saying hello to an old man, he led me to the sports office. I said, it's a pity not to teach physical education for Uncle Xing's head.

"Ahem, Xiaojin, you come here, there's a newcomer, you register. ”

As soon as the words fell, a beautiful woman walked over and looked at this beauty carefully, wearing a pair of rimless silver glasses and a standard melon seed face. The hair was tied around the back of his head with a hairpin, and he also wore a professional outfit, En'en! 9 points on his face! The figure is also good, especially a pair of legs, thin where it should be thin, and a groove where it should be thick, how can it be so thin! En'en! 8 points overall! Tsk, college is really a good place! Any sports office has such a beautiful beauty.

"I advise you not to fight Xiaojin's idea, you will definitely not be able to stand it. "A thin voice came into my ears, and it was actually sound transmission. Phonology is not a spell, it is an expression of control, pulling the sound into a thin line for only those who want to hear it. I was about to ask why, but I found out that I didn't know how to communicate at all, so I had to give up. It's just that I can't figure it out, what is it about this beauty that I can't stand .....anymore? Hey, hey, hey?

"Name"

"Yoon Jung-an"

"Gender"

"It's clear that it's a man."

"Less nonsense, age" This beauty is cold enough.

“20”

I heard the beautiful woman whisper, "So small?"

I muttered "You're not that big" in what only I could hear, and deliberately glanced at the beautiful woman's breasts.

And then, no, I felt like I was out of gravity. That's right, I was whipped out by the beautiful woman named Little Gold. That's right, it's pumped! I'm a good girl! How strong is this savage girl?

"On the first day of registration, I molested Xiaojin and was pumped away, and I deserved it. ”

——Excerpt from "Yin Zheng'an's Work Record", author unknown

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