Chapter 235, the cook presents a couplet

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"Sizzle~~~,~~~,~~~" Fan Houye couldn't help but gasp several times.

Zhu Di looked at him: "You have a toothache?"

Fan Xiaojian smiled and said, "Your Majesty, does this 'duck' character need to be changed?"

Zhu Di: "How can this be reasonable, this is a duck and not a chicken, what should be changed? Do you want to change it to the first chicken in the world?"

"This~~" Fan Xiaojian sighed: "Your Majesty if you like it." ”

Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Zhu Di: "I don't like it." ”

Fan Xiaojian: "Isn't the vertical 'A' on the left of the 'duck' a little too long?"

Zhu Di: "What do you know, so that the center is powerful." ”

Fan Xiaojian gasped: "Your Majesty is still rich in experience, and Weichen admires it." ”

Zhu Di said: "Manager Xie, take your people to the back kitchen, and teach this skill to be careful, so as not to mess up and say that they are stupid, and think that my imperial kitchen skills are not good." If you don't have time, you can continue to train after moving the capital to Beijing, and if you are stupid and really don't know how to open up, you can go to the imperial dining room for a day to observe, and if you don't get the hang of it, make him into a roast duck! If it doesn't work, think for yourself. ”

The head manager of the imperial dining room Xie is also a white fat man, and when he heard this, he trembled, and his small eyes gurgled wildly: "Then make the slave into a roast duck?"

Zhu Di waved his hand: "Yes, let's go." ”

Manager Xie bowed his head and agreed: "Yes~~~~"

Take someone to the back kitchen.

Zhou Jizu, the Zhengqing of Guanglu Temple, felt that this matter was very inappropriate, but Zhu Di Qiangang was used to being arbitrary, and it was difficult for others to refute it, but this matter was not a major matter of the imperial court, so he stepped forward and said: "Your Majesty, do you really want to teach the secret technique of roast duck to a folk restaurant?

Zhu Di let out a long sigh and was speechless for a long time.

The ministers thought it was strange.

Yang Shiqi, the first assistant of the cabinet, smiled and said: "Your Majesty has something unspeakable?"

Zhu Di nodded and asked, "What do you think is the most difficult thing in today's Ming Dynasty?"

The ministers looked at each other, not knowing why they asked this sentence, there are many difficult places, but which one is the most difficult? Your Majesty already has prejudices in his heart, don't be laughed at by people if you say it wrong.

So one by one they did contemplation, and some of them did gnashing their teeth.

It's going to be cold.

Zhu Gaoxu asked Fan Xiaojian for advice and said, "Marquis Zhongwu, you are the most knowledgeable in this dynasty, what do you think is the most difficult?"

Ji Gang smiled when he heard this: "Yes, yes, the knowledge of the Marquis of Zhongwu is shocking and weeping ghosts and gods." ”

Fan Xiaojian knew that the two had bad intentions, but if he wanted to refute it, one was Zhu Di's son, and the other was Zhu Di's dog son, and he would stab Lou Zi if he said something wrong, so he made a gesture and smiled without saying anything.

Ji Gang is a scholar, and he likes to ponder deeply about anything he encounters, and asks: "What kind of action is this Zhongwu Hou?"

All the ministers asked Marquis Fan and imitated him.

Fan Hou Ye smiled proudly: "What this Hou Ye does is to caress the dog upstairs and smile without saying a word, and what Master Ji does is a duck floating in the water, how can the difference in the realm be calculated, hahahaha." ”

Everyone suddenly realized and was full of praise.

Fan Hou Ye was proud.

All the ministers looked at Marquis Fan with worshipful eyes.

Fan Houye became more and more proud.

Zhu Di smiled and asked: "Zhongwu Hou thinks that today's Ming Dynasty, what is the most difficult?"

"This~~~" Fan Xiaojian looked at the ministers, and his eyes of worship turned into schadenfreude.

It is said that politicians are the worst!

And so it was!

Together, the group of Shicai successfully focused Zhu Di's attention on himself.

Before you know it, you will pit this baby.

However, it is impossible not to answer.

Fan Xiao looked at Zhu Di with a weak heart, and said with a forced smile: "Your Majesty, you know that the minister has never been very professional in these military affairs, so it is better to leave professional things to professional people." ”

Zhu Di shook his head: "Not necessarily, many times professional thinking is easy to be limited to professional circles, you have always been unpredictable, maybe you can see it." ”

Fan Xiao smiled when he saw it: "Your Majesty, are you praising this baby?"

Zhu Di nodded: "Not bad." ”

Fan Xiaojian wiped his sweat: "Then the minister will try." ”

Zhu Di: "Okay, you try." ”

Fan Xiaojian gritted his teeth and said, "Weichen thinks it's the most difficult to make roast duck. ”

As soon as these words came out, all the ministers ate and laughed, and some of them held back, but they were also extremely uncomfortable, causing their faces to twitch.

Zhu Gaochu Ji Gang was not bad and looked at Fan Xiaojian with good intentions, and Zhu Gaoxu secretly gave a thumbs up at an angle that Zhu Di couldn't see.

Unexpectedly, Zhu Di applauded: "Yes! It is the most difficult to make roast duck." ”

The ministers "hummed" and looked at each other, not knowing why His Majesty would say this.

Fan Xiaojian's head was also clouded, and he said in his heart that he heard it right, right?

Zhu Di smiled and asked Fan Xiaojian: "Then why is it the most difficult to make roast duck?"

This one?

It's certainly not a matter of heat.

It's not a chef's problem, either.

Fan Houye's brain was spinning rapidly, and he could even hear the "click" of the gears of his thoughts.

Suddenly, he was blessed to his heart, and said with a smile: "Then the minister said, I don't know if it's right, if it's wrong, Your Majesty won't take back the roast duck thing." ”

Zhu Di was a little surprised, and said: "Okay, then you say, I don't blame, as for the first duck in the world, I have opened my golden mouth, and there is no reason to regret it." ”

Fan Xiaojian said tentatively: "Does Your Majesty mean that the capital will be moved soon, but the people's hearts are still not happy to move, because everyone is used to living, so they want to move the No. 1 food in Jiangnan to Beijing, so as to attract foodies to settle in Beijing?"

Zhu Di laughed and said, "Not bad!"

The ministers looked at each other and were very disapproving.

Zhu Di said to the ministers: "The matter of moving the capital affects the national vein, which is not trivial. I know that you are not happy to move, and many people are not willing to move, but I understand, we are all used to living there, and when I arrive in Beijing, I look strange and awkward everywhere. I mean, not only roast duck, I have to move a lot of Jiangnan scenery to Beijing, so that everyone will be more comfortable, although it is not the real Jiangnan, there is always a little homesickness. What do you think?"

The ministers looked at each other, and said in their hearts that this is better than nothing, and they all smiled.

Lu Zhen, the secretary of the Ministry of Rites, said with a smile: "Your Majesty's move can be said to be benevolent. ”

Zhu Di said to Fan Xiaojian: "Do you know why I have this idea?"

Fan Xiaojian said in his heart that if he can say less, he will say less: "The minister doesn't know." ”

Zhu Di: "My idea comes from the city you said, and if I think about it, then make a street in the south of the Yangtze River." The streets are dominated by you, the world's number one duck. ”

Fan Xiaojian grinned: "Your Majesty, can you not say it so directly?"

Zhu Di wondered: "Why can't you say it, if you can do it, why can't others say it?"

Fan Xiaojian: "......."

At this moment, the head of the imperial dining room Xie came: "Your Majesty, the cooks and guys in the back kitchen of the Marquis of Zhongwu thank Your Majesty for the roast duck, and want to come to meet the holy face and kowtow to thank you." ”

Zhu Di said: "Ao, since you have a heart, let's come up." ”

Manager Xie said: "They also said that they knew that today was the birthday of the national teacher, and some of them were written in thick writing and ink, and they wrote a couplet, which they wanted to dedicate to the national teacher and express the hearts of the grass people." ”

Zhu Di laughed and said: "Okay! It's rare that there are elegant people among the grass people, and they also know how to celebrate the birthday of the national teacher and know some etiquette, but they can't live up to it, the national teacher, what do you think?"

Yao Guangxiao's triangular eyes moved, and he said respectfully: "Then take a look." ”

Manager Xie went to the back kitchen to call someone.

Fan Xiaojian's head "buzzed"!

Couplet!

How could it be so coincidental?!The group of people in the back kitchen themselves know that although they usually don't see each other, but he knows that none of them have a high degree of education, let alone write couplets, even if they write their own names, how can there be this Yaxing to write couplets to Yao Guangxiao?

You must know that although there are many couplets in the birthday ceremony, these are all written by the most knowledgeable people in China.

The level of a chef dares to join in the fun.

Suspicious!

It's 100% the one that he and Qin and Sister-in-law work together!

But how did it end up in the hands of this gang?

If this couplet is offered by them, it will be a matter of falling to the head!

Aren't they afraid?

Why not be afraid?

There's only one reason!

Assassin!

Who are you going to assassinate? Zhu Di or Yao Guangxiao?

Do you need to speak up?

Fan Xiaojian peeked at Lord He from afar, and said in his heart that if he revealed the assassin's affairs, Lord He would probably have to doubt himself.

You can only pretend that you don't know, and then improvise.

First of all, we must keep my sister-in-law and Lord He safe.

At this time, more than a dozen mermaids in the back kitchen came out, and according to the guidance of Manager Xie, they knelt on the ground and shouted in unison: "The grass people knock on the saint!"

Fan Xiaojian looked at this group of people, they all knew each other, that is, the group in the back kitchen, if he didn't know that they were assassins, then he really couldn't see it, but he was suspicious in his heart, and suddenly felt that there was a faint murderous aura in this group.

Fan Xiaojian understood, this is an assassin without a doubt!

Zhu Di nodded: "No courtesy! I will teach you the secret art of roast duck in order to have fun with the people, I hope you will learn well, don't live up to my intentions." ”

The group replied in a haphazard manner, "The grass people obey!"

Before they came out, Yao Guangxiao was already standing on Zhu Di's flank, and now a pair of triangular eyes swept around this group of people, and he couldn't help frowning slightly, and the monk's clothes on his body were windless.

One of the thin men respectfully said to Yao Guangxiao: "The national teacher is highly respected, the little one studied in a private school for a few days before becoming a cook, and when he met the birthday of the national teacher, he took the liberty to write a couplet to congratulate the national teacher on his birthday, and wanted to ask the national teacher to see it." ”

Yao Guangxiao's face was silent, and he said, "Okay, then the old man will take a look." ”

The thin man said respectfully, "Can the grass people hang this couplet on the wall so that everyone can see it?"

A trace of green energy flashed on Yao Guangxiao's face, and he said slowly: "Just follow the will of the layman." ”

The thin man said respectfully: "Thank you to the national teacher." ”

At the moment, he and two people pasted the couplet on the wall, and when they pasted it, several people blocked it, and after pasting the couplet, several people dodged their bodies and said loudly: "National teacher, please see." ”

Zhu Di, Yao Guangxiao, and the ministers raised their eyes, and their faces changed!

I saw that the upper link was:

Pedant, the heavenly man is also a monk, and the Taoist is also a Confucian

The next link is:

There are no kings and ministers, not donkeys, not cattle, not people

The horizontal batch is a pig's head, it is Fan Houye's handwriting, and the basic skills practiced by painting on a woman's face have shown their power, and a few strokes are very expressive.

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