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The ministers looked at each other and said in their hearts that this scolding was poisonous enough, and it was quite accurate, and the battle was quite neat. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

However, no one dared to look at Yao Guangxiao, and his face must be very ugly if he wanted to come to the national teacher.

Question: Who are these people? Don't have a head?

Qin and Mrs. He were surprised and delighted, they really didn't expect that the couplet would come out at this time, Qin and Mrs. Qin couldn't imagine how Zhang Dake would explain this matter to this group of people, and why didn't Zhang Dake say it to himself in advance, which made people worry. Lord He's heart blossomed, and he pretended to look at Yao Guangxiao casually, looking at the old thief's old face!

Needless to say, Yao Guangxiao's face was ugly, and at the same time, his heart was shocked, he couldn't die if he was scolded, but there was no doubt that this group of people must be assassins! At the beginning, he suspected that the cook would come out to offer some kind of couplet, but now when he took a closer look, he immediately saw that they were all disguised, and they were extremely clever disguise techniques, and they were all masters!

Your Majesty is dangerous!

When he was about to block his body in front of Zhu Di, his triangular eyes shone brightly: "You are all the remnants of Jianwen!" It seems that you are here for Lao Wei, since you are here, don't hide your head and show your tail, and show your true face!"

Jianwen remnants!

As soon as these words came out, Zhu Di and the ministers were all shocked, and they made a "hula" sound, and at the same time they hid backwards, one by one, sticking to the root of the wall, and the timid ones sat directly on the ground.

And the guards brought by Zhu Di pulled out their waist knives one by one and blocked them in front of Zhu Di.

Ji Gang also hurriedly pulled out the knife and protected it at Zhu Di's side, wiped his sweat, and said in his heart, isn't Jianwen's remnants gone? Why did so many pop up all at once? I caught Jianwen's remnants outside all day long, and I really just cared about making money, Your Majesty would not blame myself, thinking of this, I peeked at Zhu Di.

However, Zhu Di was not in the mood to ponder this matter now, and stared at this group of cooks.

The thin man who offered the couplet sneered and said, "We don't hide our heads and tails, but we don't want to affect others. ”

When he said this, Zhu Di looked at Fan Xiaojian's face and changed: "Fan Xiaojian, is this arranged by you?" He didn't call Zhongwu Hou, this is to draw a clear line: "I really can't imagine that you are also Jianwen Yuxin! Kill this thief!"

Fan Xiaojian waved his hand: "Wait!"

Zhu Di: "What else do you have to say?"

Fan Xiaojian looked at Zhu Di, how could it be so easy to kill Fan Houye, should you take advantage of this time to kill him with these assassins?

The crowd looked at Qin Woman.

Qin Wanwen shook her head slightly while trembling slightly.

Fan Xiaojian couldn't help but smile and squeezed his eyes at Qin Sister-in-law.

He knew that even if he could kill Zhu Di and Yao Guangxiao and all the ministers at the same time, it would still not work, because the army did not have it, and once the imperial army arrived, this group still had no good fruit to eat.

What's more, I don't know if these assassins can deal with Yao Guangxiao.

Fan Xiaojian smiled and said: "Your Majesty dissipates your anger, although these cooks came out of the minister's restaurant, but the minister doesn't know any of them, they are all disguised, where did my original cook go?"

One of the tall cooks said, "Dead." ”

Fan Xiaojian: "All dead?"

The tall man nodded, "All dead." ”

Fan Xiaojian: "When did this happen?"

The tall man said: "Ten days ago, we knew that the old thief was here to celebrate his birthday, so he came, and he saw too many people every day as a man in the lobby, and he was afraid of making a flaw, so he went to the back kitchen, and then killed all your people, and disguised himself as them." ”

Fan Xiaojian gritted his teeth: "The person who killed the Marquis will settle accounts with you later!" turned to Zhu Di and said, "Your Majesty, you can see it, the minister is also a victim." ”

Zhu Di felt that there was still a problem in it, and asked: "How can you cook? And after so many days in the restaurant, you haven't been eaten abnormally by the old customers?" I don't believe it!"

One of the fat men laughed: "Emperor Lao'er, do you know who I am?"

Zhu Di: "Who is it?"

The fat man said, "Lao Tzu is a clever chef and a bold man." ”

Fan Xiaojian couldn't help asking: "Xiong Da, is there a Xiong Er?"

A fat man next to him: "Lao Tzu is Xiong Er, and Lao Tzu is a thief." ”

Fan Xiaojian was suspicious: "You are so fat that you can steal things?"

Xiong Er looked at Fan Xiaojian and sneered silently, Fan Xiaojian said in his heart, don't entangle with this kid, because Zhang Dake can steal things and is also a fat man.

So he shifted his attention and asked the skillful cook: "Since you are called the skillful chef, you must be a master of cooking, but how can you cook the same as my original cook? ”

Clever cook: "Hmph! Lao Tzu has a unique skill, as long as you look at the cook, you can know what kind of dishes he makes." ”

Fan Xiaojian smiled: "I have little culture, don't lie to me." ”

Clever Chef: "There's no need to lie to you, your two most famous people, Chef Sheep and Chef Niu, aren't they? ”

Fan Xiaojian nodded: "Not bad." ”

Chef Skill: "Chef Lamb is the best at marinated beef, and Chef Niu is best at garlic fried mutton, isn't it?"

Fan Xiaojian nodded: "It's not bad." ”

The skillful chef smiled proudly: "That's the case with other cooks, and you need to know the heat of everyone's stir-frying, which is said to be the most difficult, but for Lao Tzu, it's not a difficult thing, Lao Tzu only needs to smell the smell of his body." ”

Fan Xiaojian gasped: "If you have such good skills, you don't have to be an assassin if you don't be an honest cook." ”

The chef ignored his words, and smashed his mouth: "But the meat of the marinated beef and sheep chef, to be honest, is not as delicious as the meat of the garlic fried mutton chef." ”

Fan Xiaojian smiled and said, "Are you saying that the dishes made by Chef Yang are not as delicious as those made by Chef Niu?"

The chef smiled and said: "Lao Tzu said that Chef Sheep's own meat is not as delicious as Chef Niu's own meat, so Lao Tzu only left Chef Niu's thigh meat and opened a small stove to eat it for three days, which is not bad." ”

Fan Xiaojian was furious: "You bastard!

The wonderful chef said very seriously: "Actually, Lao Tzu still wants to eat you, but he still holds back, because he sees that you are a good person." ”

Fan Xiao was overjoyed when he saw it, encouraged him to continue, and then led the interrogation: "What do you mean? Is it related to the character of this marquis? ”

The wonderful chef listed them one by one: " Very related, Lao Tzu originally wanted to eat you, but seeing that you are kind to the guy, the salary is unusually high; not only pay five insurances and one housing fund; also buy a house for the guy; also manage the guy to marry a daughter-in-law and children; also give the old man a pension package to buy a cemetery; the guy buys a car with a reimbursement of 80 percent; the gas money is fully reported; no penalty is imposed on the first half of the day or when he is late for work; as long as he goes to work, even if he doesn't work, he only knows how to chat, chat, gossip, grind his teeth, and play games; when he is in a good mood, he will set up a name to give out all kinds of bonuses; the guy feels that he is ashamed and does not want to be anxious with people; especially those who do not work and secretly write novels also have a high salary subsidySo Lao Tzu accepted the idea of eating you. ”

Fan Xiaojian gasped: "This is very lucky." ”

Wonderful hand cook: "Lao Tzu has also eaten all kinds of bosses, when Lao Tzu wants to eat, he always goes to work as a buddy, and then when he leaves, the boss always has a way to deduct Lao Tzu's salary, so Lao Tzu is not distressed at all when he eats them." ”

As he spoke, he picked up a toothpick and picked his teeth.

Fan Xiaojian cocked his thumb: "Brother did the right thing! Praise one! In fact, the boss is also making hard-earned money with a clear conscience, and it is the same as you cannibalism." ”

The skillful chef smiled mysteriously at Fan Xiaojian: "What you are best at is the stolen roasted tender corn and stolen mud called flower chicken, isn't it?"

Fan Xiaojian almost jumped up: "How do you know this? And how do you know that it was stolen? How can this marquis have such a high position and such a sanctimonious position, how can he steal people's chickens to eat?

The chef snorted: "The stolen chicken will anesthetize itself, and the meat will taste different." ”

Fan Xiaojian was puzzled: "Why do you self-anesthetize?

The clever chef shook his head: "No, the stolen chickens thought they were eloping with someone, and they were immersed in happiness when they were killed." ”

Everyone: "......"

Fan Xiaojian still didn't believe it: "But how do you know my cooking skills?"

The clever chef grinned: "Lao Tzu smelled you." ”

Fan Xiaojian couldn't help but be shocked and had goosebumps at the same time: "Damn! When did you sniff me?!"

The wonderful chef smiled and said: "Hou Ye is really a noble person who forgets things, when you were in the back kitchen with a fly swatter to inspect the hygiene, and told us to cook well, and showed your best skills, this week's salary is in accordance with the method of national statutory holidays, three salaries, that is." Everyone applauded warmly, Lao Tzu was even more excited to step on the oil on the ground and almost fell, it was you who held Lao Tzu, and patted Lao Tzu's head and said touch his head, in fact, Lao Tzu fell on purpose, because he wanted to smell what your meat tasted like. ”

Fan Xiaojian couldn't help but take half a step back.

That's really the way it is!

It's nothing to be killed, but it's eaten.

......

I was hugged and smelled by this cannibalistic guy, this guy smiled very sincerely at the time, and said thank you Hou Ye repeatedly, and buried his head in his arms, I thought I was coquettish, this bastard!

Of course, I don't know if I can go back tonight.

The clever chef stared at the world with a pair of perceptive eyes and asked, "Is that so?"

Fan Xiaojian Khan: "That's right. ”

The wonderful chef said to Zhu Di: "Lao Tzu doesn't need to lie to you, this matter has nothing to do with him, do you believe it now?"

Zhu Di nodded.

Fan Xiaojian: "Such a good cooking skill, if you want this baby to say, it's better for everyone to stop, you can go to work in the imperial dining room." ”

The wonderful chef laughed: "Yes, the people in the palace are delicacies from the mountains and seas all day long, and they are simply pickled with precious ingredients, which saves Lao Tzu time." Lao Tzu's best skill is to make a living Wang Ba, which is fed to Wang Ba with various precious medicinal materials to drink soup and drink for half a year before killing and eating. And the most regrettable thing in Lao Tzu's life is that he has never eaten eunuchs and doesn't know what tastes they have. ”

After that, he took his tongue out and licked his lips in a circle, and smiled at Manager Xie in the imperial dining room.