313 Chicken Soup for the Soul of the Heavenly Man

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The Son of Heaven did not deceive Qin En, the peach could no longer strengthen his body and ability, it only retained the effect similar to stimulants, and the sleepiness was completely postponed, Qin En couldn't sleep and could only fool around with the Son of Heaven in this dark heavenly realm for a long time. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

However, the night tour did not last long, there were almost not many people in the entire Heavenly Realm, and the Celestials with good schedules hid in their rooms to sleep, even if Qin En and the Son of Heaven could toss no matter how much they could toss, there was a limit to how much they could toss, and before they were about to get up in the morning, the two of them returned to the mansion of Bina.

Exhaustion will make people crave rest and sleep, and boredom has the same effect, after returning to their respective rooms, the feeling of exhaustion will come out, and the small talk with the famous Ju Tianzi on that night has enhanced the understanding of both parties, Qin En pointed out: That night and the rich second generation is more beneficial than the famous Ju Tianzi, Qin En respects the way of life of the famous Ju Tianzi, but the two have their own different living environments and attitudes towards life, it can't be directly used for reference, Qin En will retain his evaluation of the Son of Heaven.

...... It wasn't such a pleasant conversation, the boring night made the two talk a lot, but no matter how much they talked, they couldn't talk all night.

The residue of stimulants is still affecting the body, and the rest is not very good, and the state of half-asleep and half-awake is extremely uncomfortable.

"I'm sorry, Yijiu, I really can't get out...... Just let me rest here. ”

I didn't have the heart to eat breakfast, so I greeted Yongjiang Yijiu early and asked him to convey it, and after Qin En lay down the corpse in his room for a long time, Yijiu had to give up the idea of calling Qin En and go to the Son of Heaven's room in advance to have a look.

"I don't eat it......!"

"But the eldest daughter, you didn't even eat last night, the celestial people are not monsters, I'm afraid you can't bear it with such a body. ”

"Long-winded, grandma, I just want to have a good rest, anyway, I can't starve to death in this heavenly realm, I can get a few big fat fish by fishing with a straight hook, and I won't die of hunger!"

Like Qin En, the Son of Heaven didn't plan to go out for breakfast, the two of them had been eating peaches since the night, and their mouths were full of the taste of peaches, even the Son of Heaven couldn't stand it.

Neither of them had any intention of going out to eat, and they each lay down in their rooms to rest, and Yongjiang Yijiu sighed and went to greet the family couple.

Yi Jiu is not annoyed, and the two of them can also have a good rest at this time

Qin En was okay, he took off his coat neatly, and fell asleep with the thin clothes covered by the quilt, but he didn't even take off his shoes, one foot was kicked on the quilt, and the other shoe was still hanging, and he fell asleep when he threw his hat on the ground.

The rest lasted until about the time of the afternoon highlights, although the windows of the room were blocked by curtains, the bright light still penetrated in, affecting sleep, and then slowly let Qin En get up from the bed.

"Time is ...... One o'clock in the afternoon?"

It's rare that he didn't get up this time, Qin En slowly got up.

He is not very anxious about his work, the king of heaven is said to be able to return to the heavenly realm at night today, and his task is completely in time, so he slowly got up, but when he walked to the living room, he found that there was no one in the room, and the originally lively courtyard was also empty, standing between the courtyard and the living room, the cool breeze of the heavenly realm was blowing, Qin En's consciousness became clearer and clearer, but then he was a little curious, where did the person who stayed at home go?

"I'm going to work. ”

It was only then that Qin En heard the voice of the Son of Heaven, and Qin En, who was more or less energetic than the Son of Heaven, looked worse than the Son of Heaven, his blue hair was messy, and he scratched his hair and walked out.

"When did you wake up?"

"Just ...... Tsk, I ate too many peaches, and I drank a lot of wine last night, so I was so hungry and uncomfortable. ”

Than the famous man who sat lazily on the sofa, and when he saw Qin Encai standing there, he said dissatisfiedly: "You really know how to find a place, hurry up and get out of the way, my aunt and grandmother can't blow the wind!"

"Aren't you going to move your ass?"

Qin En retorted with a dark face, but he didn't have any argument with the Son of Heaven because of this, he let go of his body a little, and the cool wind slapped into the living room on the face of the Son of Heaven, which made her feel better.

"In other words, aren't all celestial beings leisurely idlers, you can pick ripe fruits by reaching out on the tree, and you can catch big fat fish when you go down to the river, so why do your parents still have to work?"

"We are more than the Mingju clan was originally a branch of the Mingju clan, the priest who was responsible for guarding the key stones for suppressing the earthquake, and during the day we had to run out to work to suppress, control, and adjust the key stonesβ€”alas, I don't know what is wrong with the earthly world recently, earthquakes are frequent, and we have to work more hours than usual, and we have to get back very late. ”

"What time is it late?"

"I guess it's going to be four or five o'clock. After saying that, the Son of Heaven felt that Qin En had something to say, but when he looked at him, he saw that his face was not very good, and he suddenly realized: "Are you hungry?"

Hungry? Of course it's nonsense, Qin En is not a certain otherworldly demon god who has a little cultivation of messy abilities and doesn't need to eat, he can't miss three meals a day, unless he is lazy and unwilling to move sometimes, he has to eat three troublesome meals most of the time.

I didn't catch up in the morning and noon, and now my body is a little unbearable at this time, and I still have to meet the king in the evening, so the mood on my face began to deteriorate, Qin En has never liked to abuse himself, he pursues enjoyment, and naturally he will not get along with his body.

Being faithful to desires is both an advantage and a disadvantage.

"It's so simple, it just so happens that my aunt and grandmother are just getting up now...... Then I'll cook something for you, this shit-lucky nouveau riche himself. ”

"What?"

Qin En was dumbfounded, looking at the back of the famous Ju Tianzi who had already walked towards the kitchen, and suddenly felt a sense of unease.

A guy with this kind of personality is not the kind of person who can do daily housework, shouldn't he want to give himself some dark food? At this moment, Qin En suddenly had the idea of running away.

But in the end, he still didn't run, and when the tempting smell came from the kitchen, Qin En felt that he couldn't run, and he began to think in his heart: Maybe she did a good job, and then began to wait for the Son of Heaven to come back.

"That's fast!"

"There were some ingredients in the kitchen and it didn't take much time. ”

Than that Ju Tianzi came over with a few plates and plates, all of them were packed meals, and they looked good, and the Son of Heaven handed Qin En chopsticks and encouraged: "Try it, see how it tastes?"

Qin En picked up the chopsticks and picked up the dishes and put them in his mouth...... Well, it's not bad, Qin En nodded slightly, it's not noble, it's not the best delicious, but it's not bad, it's much better than ordinary restaurants, it's on par with Mistya, and it's definitely a good skill to open a restaurant when you take it out.

"I really didn't expect you to have such a skill. ”

"Hahaha, be surprised!"

After getting Qin En's affirmation, he began to eat his share proudly than the famous son of heaven, and not only did he keep eating, but he couldn't stop talking: "Auntie, I have always been alone, I have to do everything by myself, sometimes there will be a few friends in the earthly world, and they will often bring some wine, and the ingredients are naturally made by me, after all, the spirits of the ghost clan still have to be suppressed by food, otherwise the heavens and people will not be able to bear it." ”

"Tut-tut, you really have some skills, I thought you would only eat, drink and have fun. ”

"Hmph, you really like to look down on others. ”

The drink for the meal is peach-flavored juice, but drinking it doesn't have any effect on the mind or body, and it doesn't seem to be the same variety as the one I ate yesterday.

"Your parents are working at this time, so what are you doing?"

After eating his stomach, he began to talk a lot, and Qin En chatted with the famous Ju Tianzi while picking his teeth.

"Of course it's fun to do what, if you have time to toss some old stubborn play, if you don't want to move, I'll lie on the edge of the heavenly realm to see the excitement of Gensokyo, and my younger brothers and sisters don't need me to take them, when they work, the two elders take them and say that they will learn how to work in the future. ”

"Damn, your brothers and sisters are doing all this work and you don't do anything, are you embarrassed?"

Qin En suddenly surged out a despicable sense of superiority: Look at me, my parents don't know where they are, and they can still make a big news, than that Ju Tianzi, you are still too young, too simple, maybe I need to tell you something as an elder.

"You mean to control the stone?" but Qin En's elder advantage was not brought into play at all, and he said with contempt than the famous Ju Tianzi digging his nostrils: "Father and mother are not as good as me combined, that kind of boring work can be done well when you doze off." We can only suppress and control the key stones: often it has no effect, but my Son of Heaven is different, relying on the key stones to cause earthquakes and suppress the earth dragon, it is as easy as a finger. As long as I want, I can cause an earthquake of at least seven or higher in an area where there is no possibility of an earthquake, and I don't care to do that kind of trivial thing at all. ”

Her movements and demeanor made Qin En think of a QQ expression, if I remember correctly, there is such a nose-picking expression in QQ, which is very similar to the demeanor of the famous Ju Tianzi now.

Looking at the self-righteous appearance of the Son of Heaven, Qin En didn't take it seriously, and said in a disdainful tone: "Are you bragging?

"Hmph, I can't go and rob my parents of their jobs, if I do it, their jobs will definitely be gone, and they will be laid off and unemployed. ”

"Hey, you, you're so awesome, girl, you're really awesome, you can gnaw like this, you're really a**. Qin En said angrily.

Compared with the famous Son of Heaven, who didn't take it seriously, there were more contemptuous and contemptuous eyes on weekdays, and there were many lice that didn't itch, the Son of Heaven just frowned and pouted with disdain, and threw out a sentence with an extremely cold and noble attitude: "Believe it or not." ”

"Yes, I will believe you!"

Although Qin En's words were constantly teasing, there was not much malice in his words, which was one of the main reasons why the Son of Heaven ignored Qin En's words, and the words that did not inject malice were not painful for the Son of Heaven at all.

I don't talk about ability, I don't talk about work, I just eat, drink and have fun, and there is no serious topic - this is the experience I summed up in the middle of the night after chatting with the famous Ju Tianzi yesterday, and Qin En didn't mind his many friends who drank and meat.

But then Qin En sensed that something was wrong in the air, put down the cup and walked to the courtyard to see the sky above the heavenly realm, I don't know when colorful auspicious clouds appeared, different from the natural phenomena I had seen, this cloud was bright in color and had obvious characteristics, very special.

"Well...... ~ appeared earlier than before. ”

The Son of Heaven appeared beside Qin En at some point, pointing to the colorful auspicious clouds and saying.

"Let's go, nouveau riche, I'll take you to see something interesting!"

"Don't call me a nouveau riche, my name is Qin En, you can die by calling me by my name. ”

It was just a waste of time to continue to stay, although Qin En was very dissatisfied with the tone of the nouveau riche every time the Son of Heaven called him, but because he was bored now, he didn't care about it anymore, but followed the Son of Heaven out to 'see interesting things'

...... If your heart is unbalanced, it's better to tease and ridicule it when you wait for it, compared to the famous Ju Tianzi, she has grooves all over her body, she can vomit anytime and anywhere, and it's okay to spit on her face.

"Wait for me a little bit before you go out. ”

"Hey, what are you going to do?"

Looking at Qin En, who was walking in the opposite direction, he was a little puzzled by the Ju Tianzi, and then chased after him, but Qin En didn't answer, and when the Ju Tianzi followed him to a certain point, the second generation of the Tianbi figured out what he was going to do.

"You said it earlier when you went to the toilet!" said the famous Ju Tianzi, who was standing at the door of the toilet, pouted, and then shouted inside: "Remember to wash your hands later! Don't forget to pull the trouser chain and tie the belt!"

"Am I going to persuade you to change your sanitary napkins when you go to the bathroom, or do I want your aunt's towels when you have a stomachache?"

Qin En walked out of the toilet with a black face, the flames of the flame-bursting gloves wrapped around his arms, and quickly dried the water droplets on the backs of his palms.

Qin En glanced at him whiter than the Son of Heaven and said, "Don't say it's useless, let's go, my aunt and grandmother will take you to see something interesting." ”

Interesting thing, it is estimated that it is the colorful auspicious clouds, Qin En is still very curious about it, and with the idea of being idle and idle, he followed the famous Ju Tianzi out and left Youding Heaven to go to the heavenly realm.

There are many celestial beings in the Heavenly Realm at this time, and these celestial people are not as disdainful and mocking the Son of Heaven as the Son of Heaven said sourly, this group of people just glanced at Qin En and the Son of Heaven and then shifted their gaze, their eyes were neither enthusiastic nor cold.

However, there are still some differences between the celestial and the celestial, and when the famous Son of Heaven took Qin En to walk on the road to the heavenly realm (by the way, Qin En, the earthen bun of Gensokyo, explained the superiority of the celestial scenery to show off), an old man with crane hair and a childish face came to him.

"Ah~?old man, what are you doing in the way?" said to the old man with a dark face, and looked like a ruffian.

The corners of Qin En's mouth twitched a few times, it seems that last night compared to the pile of complaints that the Son of Heaven talked about through drunkenness and boredom (mainly the complaints of the Son of Heaven about the treatment he received), he completely deserved it, and he didn't know how to be tactful, just call him the old man when they met, and people can only be good to you.

There is a big difference between mature people and immature people, for example, Bi that Ju Tianzi is an immature person, while Qin En is a mature man who has experienced social tests, and he has no respect for this old man, but when the old man looked at him, he asked politely: "Old man, may I ask you what's the matter?"

That's right, this is maturity, even if you start to scold in your heart: "You old man won't come to trouble me, right!

"Cut, it's decent. ”

Compared with the famous Ju Tianzi, he was very unimpressed by Qin En's humble and hypocritical appearance, and this old gentleman did not feel Qin En's mature side, even if there was a good mirror foil by his side, he did not put up a curtain and praised: "What a progressive young man who is a sexuality!"

Qin En was a little uncomfortable, this old man looked at him very strangely, from the beginning to the end - he suddenly remembered what Ibuki Tsuyaka said: Don't think about the logic of heaven and man. I can't be wrong now, right?

"There is no future for human beings who do not learn to control their desires, even if you are too indulged in the enjoyment of the flesh, you must also pay attention to the cultivation and appearance of virtue, after all, human beings are better than beasts in civilization and literacy, this is the advantage of human beings, you must not forget. ”

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This guy in front of him is talking nonsense in a serious way!

What kind ......of bullshit this guy is talking about!

Qin En has long passed the age of being infected by Chicken Soup for the Soul and Carnegie, he already has his own worldview, this kind of specious truth-no different from nonsense, Qin En doesn't care.

If it were the usual Qin En, he would just turn around and leave, but for some reason, the eyes of the celestial in front of him were a little strange, obviously talking nonsense with a smell of chicken soup, but why did his eyes look at my crotch?

β€œ.................. What is he talking about?"

I didn't understand the meaning of what he said, so he had to ask for help from the girl with long blue hair, who was digging her nostrils casually, rubbed her fingers that had nothing, and then said expressionlessly: "He's saying that the door of your zipper is not closed." ”

Qin En immediately looked down, only to find that the zipper under him was not closed, and the fabric of the sky blue boxer panties was clearly visible, Qin En hurriedly closed the zipper, and the celestial man sighed and said: "It's not too late to make amends, the children can be taught, the children can be taught." ”

"Is this the kind of problem with your celestial speech?"

Tilting his head, he looked at the son of heaven.

"No, at least that's not the case with me. ”

Than the name of the Son of Heaven, he replied with a nonchalant face.