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"Aren't you ~~~~ dead from retreat?"

"Does retreat kill people?"

"Can't you be a special case?"

"I can't borrow your good words. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"That is cherished by each other, and from now on the rivers and lakes are far away, and there is no need to see each other again. ”

"Where are you going to die?"

Fan Xiaojian found a chair and sat down: "This is my home, why should I go, if you want to go, you will go." ”

Qin Sister-in-law smiled and said, "Okay, okay, don't you two have anything else to do when you meet except for fighting?"

Fan Xiaojian made a picture of the fan with his hand: "That's it, this Fan Hou Ye doesn't remember the villain, Zi said, only women and villains are often difficult to raise, not to mention women and villains, hahahahaha." ”

"You are a rascal and illiterate!"

Fan Xiao saw a board: "In short, Fan Xiaohou, a scholar of this Fan University, is very busy, hahahahaha." ”

"Fan Xiaohou Ye? you, you like this, can you be a Hou Ye?"

"Hmph, hmph. ”

"Ao ~~~~~, I only now know what it is to be crowned by a monkey. ”

"Hahaha, what a female monkey second official, although Lord Ben has become two officials, but the male monkey, not the female monkey, you are the female monkey. ”

When these words were spoken, the hall of hundreds of people was silent.

Liu Ziyao looked at Fan Xiaojian with ill will.

Fan Xiaojian touched his nose and felt as if something was wrong, what was wrong?

At this moment, Fan Xiaojian felt that someone was secretly tugging on his sleeve, and when he turned his head, he saw that it was the smiling tiger, and at the same time made a gesture not to speak.

After all, Fan University Scholar and Fan Xiaohou Ye was smart and witty, and it was difficult for people to reach him, so he hurriedly followed the smiling tiger to squeeze out of the cracks, and surrounded by the eight outstanding young people of Guigumen.

Outside.

Fan Xiaojian asked in a low voice, "What's wrong?"

"Boss. ”

"You listen to us. ”

"Don't argue with women. ”

"It's not wise to argue with a woman. ”

"Nietzsche said. ”

"When you see a woman, you just need to raise the whip in your hand. ”

"It's not dipped in water. ”

"Don't get me wrong, boss. ”

"Sizzle~~~" Fan Xiaojian gasped: "SM! It's just porridge, hahahahaha." ”

"Hey, hey, hey!"

The nine outstanding youths of the Guigu Gate shrugged their shoulders together and laughed evilly.

Fan Xiaojian pondered and said: "This Liu Ziyao is too hateful, she is simply the scum of my Guigumen! With her here, it is difficult to establish a glorious and majestic image of me, the young master." ”

"Yes, yes, this is the public hazard on our Qingliang Mountain!"

"Then what are you hesitating about, blast her out!"

"Yes, yes, the boss is so right. ”

"Can you find a way to blast her out?"

"Boss, why didn't you go for the bomb?"

"Stupid, don't you need to talk about it? Isn't there another sister-in-law? ”

"Isn't it okay to let the master expel the master?"

"No, the old man is soft-hearted, he can't do this, it has to be you. ”

"We. ”

"What's wrong with you?"

"We. ”

"What the hell is wrong with you?"

"We. ”

"Are you constipated?"

"No, boss, we can't beat her. ”

"Can't beat her, right?"

"I can't beat it. ”

"It's stupid, let's go together, you can cover your face, get some chicken crowing five drums and soul incense or something, but you can only bang people, you can't do anything else. Fan Xiaojian waved his hand: "Let her go to the rivers and lakes, go to the rivers and lakes to surf the waves! A song of liver and intestines is broken, where to find a soulmate at the end of the world! It's really sad to think about it!"

"I know, but I've tried it a long time ago, no. ”

"What?!" Fan Xiaojian was heartbroken, and pointed out one by one with his hands: "There are so many people, they can't beat a weak woman, what are they going to eat?"

"So we've been looking forward to the Boss's return to avenge the brethren, Boss, and you see, the whips are ready, dipping them in water or not, and thorns or barbs?"

"I've got you!"

"Boss, we haven't done enough, but we've got everything ready. ”

"What?"

"Big brother, look down. ”

Fan Xiaojian lowered his head and almost jumped up: "When did these extra things come out? What are you doing? Want to open a supermarket?"

I saw a full stall on the ground.

"What's, what is this?"

"Boss, this is the legendary Ten Tortures of the Manchu Dynasty. ”

"The Ten Tortures of the Manchu Dynasty?!" Fan Xiaojian frowned and looked at: "It's just this pile of fragments?"

Pins, soybeans, knives and forks, weasels, cupping.

Masks, rat traps, mustard, cigarette tubes. Where's this, where is this?"

"No, boss, it's supposed to be like this.

Pins, masks.

Soybeans, rat traps.

Knife and fork, mustard.

Weasel, chimney.

Cupping.

Can you see it now?"

Fan Xiaojian wiped his sweat: "Then tell me, what are they for? First of all, what is this pin for? Do you want to prick her fingers?"

"Yes, yes, the boss is the boss. ”

"And what about this mask?"

"It's for her to put on it so that she doesn't cry out in pain. ”

"Ruthless enough! But there are soybeans, and you want to scatter beans into soldiers?"

"No, boss, you have to cooperate with the next one to have an effect. ”

"The next one is a rat trap, which can catch her? It seems like she's not that small. ”

"This is when she was about to escape, if she dared to catch up, she would ambush her feet along the road. ”

"What if she gets around?"

"Yes, yes, that's why the soybeans came in handy, spilling on the ground and preparing to slip her. ”

"What's the matter with this knife and fork? You want to eat her? Aren't you afraid she's poisonous?"

"So there's wasabi. ”

"Weasels and chimneys, this, is there a connection? Damn! still alive!"

"Ready to smoke her to death, put the weasel in the chimney and blow it in, this is a biological weapon, relatively high-end. ”

"Is the weasel's head in the same end as your mouth?"

"yes, yes, boss, ass at her. ”

"Aren't you afraid that the weasel will come out and bite you?"

"It's true, it's like there's a lack of rope. ”

"Okay, what did that last one, cupping, do?"

"This is everyone's kindness, this woman is very angry, everyone thinks it's because she has fire in her body? ”

"Did you send that?"

"No, it was beaten out. ”

"Why?"

"Boss, you don't know that these two brothers took a pair of cupping when they went. ”

"What's wrong with that?"

"The problem is that the direction of his pair is exactly to support his chest, and the mouth of the jar is facing outward, so it turned out to be a misunderstanding. ”

Fan Xiaojian shook off his sweat: "With this IQ, it's no wonder that so many people can't deal with one." ”

"So we're all waiting for the boss to come. ”

"Is there a reliable torture device? Just now these seem to be nine, not ten. ”

"Yes, boss, these are a bit non-mainstream, and one is confiscated by a county magistrate at that time, and the brothers used it to dry clothes, and that one must not be used. ”

Fan Xiaojian smiled: "What can't be used here, just use it, others can use it, we can also use it." ”

"Okay, boss, you wait!"

Several people were waiting, and Qin and Liu Ziyao came.

Sister-in-law Qin smiled with a smile on her face: "Haha, Xiao Jian, I brought you a master! Guess who?"

Fan Xiaojian Khan: "Am I so stupid? You brought someone here, and you want me to guess who it is, it must be the little junior sister, disrespectful and disrespectful, I really can't imagine that it will be so powerful now." ”

Qin Sister-in-law smiled and said, "In this way, there is hope for our great cause of recovering the country, right?" Okay, everyone shakes hands, good friends." ”

Liu Ziyao hugged his fists: "Don't dare to be, don't dare to be, I won't eat your family's food in vain in the future." ”

Fan Xiaojian's old face flushed: "It's all a family, what's polite." ”

Qin Sister-in-law laughed: "Okay, okay, everyone shake hands, everyone takes two steps forward, look at you, you are all so unwilling, hurry up! ”

Fan Xiao saw that the two looked at each other, and they both felt a little embarrassed, so they stepped forward together.

Suddenly.

"Ahh

"Ahh

"Whew"

There were two screams, the first two were Fan Xiaojian and Liu Ziyao's, and the "whoop" in the back was Qin Woman's.

These three screams frightened everyone, and they asked together, "What's wrong?"

Liu Ziyao cried "wow", which stunned everyone.

Qin Wuwen pointed at Liu Ziyao's feet and shouted, "Weasel!" while jumping behind Fan Xiaojian.

Fan Xiao saw the beginning of the knife, only to hear a "squeak", and the weasel died of incense.

Comforted the two and said, "It's okay, it's okay, the weasel was hacked to death by my hand knife, the third one, go and get medicine for the little junior sister, the second one!"

The smiling tiger walked away.

The sitting tiger was full of panic, helped Fan Xiaojian break the mouse trap, and asked, "Boss, are you okay?"

Fan Xiao grinned when he saw it: "It's okay, it's okay, which bastard put the mouse trap here!"

The sitting tiger said: "Boss, didn't we put it~~" Before the word "?" was glared back by Fan Xiaojian, he suddenly realized, and shouted: "Which king eight lambs got the mouse trap!"

Everyone understood, and shouted together: "Which king and eight lambs!"

Liu Ziyao cried: "Weasel, weasel, still biting my feet." ”

The ground-sitting tiger held back a laugh, took the dead weasel away from Liu Ziyao's feet, and threw it far away.

The rest of the outstanding young people are still clamoring to find the culprit.

Qin Wuwen was shocked, looked at everyone, and said, "Stop acting, what are you doing with this?"

Fan Xiaojian explained with a smile: "Isn't there a lot of rats on the mountain, we have to protect our food, so use these rat traps, weasels, or something." ”

Qin Wuwen didn't believe it: "It's just a mouse trap, who has ever seen a weasel catch a mouse?"

Fan Xiao smiled when he saw eating: "This group of people is too thoughtful." ”

Qin Wuwen bent down and picked up the mustard: "What's the matter with this mustard?

Fan Xiaojian said: "Yes, why are you rats so weird?"

Qin said, "And this knife and fork, what is it for? It is used to catch mice? Impossible, right?"

The sitting tiger said, "It is used to eat rats." ”

"Eat mice?!" Qin and Liu Ziyao exclaimed at the same time.