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The sitting tiger stood on tiptoe and whispered to Fan Xiaojian, "Boss, am I very witty?"

Fan Xiaojian: "Wit." Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Sitting Tiger: "Am I smart?"

Fan Xiaojian: "Smart. ”

Sitting Tiger: "Am I handsome?"

Fan Xiaojian: "......"

Liu Ziyao said: "Will you catch a mouse and eat it in front of everyone later?"

Sitting Tiger: "......"

At this moment, the smiling tiger came back from a trot, sweating profusely, took the medicine and handed it to Liu Ziyao, and said with a smile: "Senior sister, this is a medicine for treating weasel bites, hurry up." ”

Liu Ziyao said suspiciously while taking the medicine: "There is also a medicine for treating weasel bites?"

The smiling tiger smiled and said: "We are in the poor countryside, the brothers are really sick, and we have to kidnap the doctor, so why don't you prepare more medicine." ”

Sister-in-law Qin smiled and said, "Okay, this matter is in the past, Xiao Jian, do you know why Ziyao is willing to forgive you and help you?"

Fan Xiaojian was puzzled and reflected: "I, do I need to be forgiven? Of course, Sage Kong taught us that we should still do the self-improvement of our personality when we wake up three times a day, otherwise how can we become a saint all the way? ”

Liu Ziyao said: "Which one is awake?"

Fan Xiaojian smiled and said: "Of course it is to wake up as soon as you wake up, and only when you wake up can you learn more and make more progress, you don't delay anything when you sleep all day, everyone says, isn't this a reason? ha." ”

The outstanding young people of Guigumen echoed together: "That's right, that's right, the boss is the champion among us, otherwise how can you be the Hou Ye, anyway, the boss, you really became the Hou Ye?"

Fan Xiaojian smiled and nodded reservedly: "That's that, when did the boss lie?"

The sitting tiger grinned and said, "In my opinion, in less than a year, it will be no problem for the boss to be the prince." ”

The outstanding young people of Guigumen applauded warmly.

Liu Ziyao looked at the group of people with disdain.

Qin Sister-in-law's face turned pale, and she said, "Don't make trouble, Zi Yao knows that Mo Mo Luoluo was captured by the Heavenly Insect Sect, so she specially came to help Xiao Jian find a way." ”

When these words were spoken, everyone was shocked.

The top ten outstanding young people in Guigumen are: the eldest sitting tiger Situ Da, the second smiling tiger Sikong two, the third greedy wolf Liu Li, the fourth white-faced bear Baiwei, the fifth three-legged cat Xia Lu, the sixth diamond mountain leopard Liao Huo, the old seven fierce bull Chen Jiao, the eighth Qitian little saint Sun Kai, the old nine spirit fox Hu Ling, and the old ten drill gopher Fei Oil.

Among them, Liao Huo, the leopard of the Sixth Diamond Mountain, and Sun Kai, the little saint of the Eighth Qitian, were killed by Xuanyuan Xuanyuan, and when they came back ahead of schedule, everyone already knew that everyone had formed a deep enmity with the Heavenly Insect Sect.

Now that they heard that Momo Luoluo was captured by the Heavenly Insect Sect, everyone knew that this was the wife that the boss Ming Media was marrying, and they were all indignant.

They shouted one after another: "Boss, take us to exterminate the Heavenly Insect Sect!"

"Yes, yes, destroy the Celestial Worm Sect!"

"Destroy the Heavenly Worm Sect!"

"Boss, when you speak, when will you go, none of the brothers will frown!"

Sister-in-law Qin and Fan Xiaojian glanced at each other and nodded.

Fan Xiaojian said to Liu Ziyao: "Thank you, junior sister." This is the first time he has spoken to Liu Ziyao seriously, and he has not called him a little junior sister.

Liu Ziyao nodded, and didn't quarrel with Fan Xiaojian anymore, but comforted: "The Heavenly Insect Sect is not trivial, you should discuss it with the master and uncles, Momo Luoluo is my good sister, and I can't be harmed by them." ”

Fan Xiaojian said: "Okay, thank you, thank you, from the heart." Sister-in-law, I think we should send someone to protect Brother Xie Jin Xie first, Mo Mo Luoluo has a mistake, and I can't let Brother Xie have an accident anymore. Send out the people who protect Brother Xie, we have nothing to worry about, and then go to save Momo Luoluo. ”

Qin said, "Okay, just follow what you say." Since Zhu Gaoxu told the Heavenly Insect Sect, it is estimated that Momo Luoluo is not in danger for the time being, who are you going to send?"

Fan Xiaojian thought about it and said, "The fourth and the ninth, you two should take someone with you." ”

The fourth white-faced bear Bai Wei, and the old Jiuling fox Hu Ling, heard the words and hugged their fists together and said, "Listen to the eldest brother's orders." "Bai Wei, the white-faced bear, is the fattest among the ten, and Hu Ling, the spirit fox, is the thinnest, and the two complement each other.

Linghu Hu Ling smiled and said, "Boss, who is Xie Jin?"

Fan Xiaojian said: "It is the eldest brother of me and my sister-in-law, who is very good and has the greatest knowledge in the world." ”

Several people were taken aback, and the white-faced bear Bai Wei said, "Boss, is it older than you?"

Fan Xiaojian whispered: "Say it in private, don't be heard." ”

The white-faced bear hurriedly said, "If you know, others will be jealous." ”

Qin and Liu Ziyao frowned and looked at each other, Liu Ziyao opened her mouth to speak and held back, Qin and her wife couldn't help but smile when they saw Liu Ziyao's uncomfortable appearance.

Hu Ling said: "Boss, how is the situation over there? How many people do you need to bring?"

Fan Xiaojian said: "There is a group of fools over there, you two, just bring ten brothers each." ”

Qin Sister-in-law smiled and said: "It's not just the people over there who are on guard against making trouble, if they really make trouble, they will have their own army to suppress it." You also have to guard against the villains in the court, you have to stay on top of the eldest brother, and I will write you a letter to bring it later. Remember, there is also a little girl named **Ai, who is also Xiaojian's junior sister, but she doesn't know martial arts, so she has to protect it. ”

Fan Xiaojian interjected and said, "The people over there haven't seen a white-looking beauty, so be especially careful not to be stolen." ”

Qin Sister-in-law pursed her lips and smiled: "Love and love are very clever, but it's not enough." In case someone from the imperial court goes to find Brother Xie, then you need to pay attention, especially Jinyiwei's. ”

Hu Ling said: "If there is someone from the court who wants to release the lord to return to the court, then we will also follow, and tell the eldest brother in advance when the time comes." ”

Sister-in-law Qin nodded and said, "That's right, then I'll rest assured." ”

The white-faced bear smiled and said, "I just remember to reconcile and never leave." ”

Fan Xiaojian said: "In fact, you don't have to stay an inch, you can play football when you are idle and have nothing to do, and promote cultural exchanges." ”

The white-faced bear scratched his head and said, "We are big bosses, how can we know these high-level things." ”

Fan Xiaojian said: "It's okay, you guys are better than these people if you kick casually now, remember, if you don't abuse them now, you won't have a chance in the future." ”

At this moment, the old five-legged and three-legged cat Xia Lu, who went to get the torture tools, rushed back with the old seven fierce bulls Chen Jiaoxing: "Boss, boss, the torture tools are here." ”

When these words came, the expressions of the remaining six outstanding young people of Guigumen all changed, and even more sweat came down.

The six outstanding young people glanced at each other, and quickly lined up in a row, blocking the sight of Qin and Liu Ziyao.

The sitting tiger whispered to Fan Xiaojian: "Boss, boss, hand knife! hand knife! Hurry up, quickly chop this thing." ”

Fan Xiao didn't know why, turned around and looked, his head "buzzed", and he immediately turned out the knife with both hands, only to hear the sound of "chirp".

Liu Ziyao pushed away the white-faced bear and the fierce bull Chen Jiao who were blocking him, and stopped Fan Xiaojian: "What are you doing?"

Fan Xiaojian stopped his hand and tried to squeeze out a smile: "It's okay, get some firewood to stew pork to eat." ”

Qin Wuwen also squeezed out, and looked curiously: "What is this for?"

The six outstanding young people said in unison: "It's okay, it's okay. ”

The old five-legged and three-legged cat Xia Lu, the old seven fierce bull Chen Jiao was confused: "Boss, what are you?"

The smiling tiger hurriedly made a silent gesture, and the fifth and seventh immediately stopped talking.

Qin and Liu Ziyao watched in a circle around a pile of wood, and Fan Xiaojian and the others were uneasy in their hearts, some were sweating, some were wiping sweat, some were twisting their legs and stomachs, and some were pretending to be calm.

Qin and the two looked at the wood, and then looked at the expressions of the group, and they were even more puzzled, and they were determined that there were ghosts in them, and they studied it more and more carefully.

Fan Xiaojian smiled and said to the two: "Sister-in-law, little junior sister, let's go and see if it's okay to kill pigs?"

Qin said, "Don't move me. ”

Liu Ziyao leaned over and took out a few parts from the middle of the wood, and then frowned, and everyone looked nervous.

Fan Xiaojian smiled and said: "Little junior sister, if you like building blocks, I can buy them for you, do you like the castle paradise version or the tangram version?"

Liu Ziyao said: "Don't touch me." ”

Fan Xiaojian sighed: "Hey, okay, okay, I can only watch and not move." ”

Liu Ziyao finally put a few parts together, frowned and watched, and asked Qin Sister-in-law: "Sister-in-law, is this a kangaroo?"

Before Qin and her wife could speak, everyone in the audience nodded and praised: "Yes, yes, yes, kangaroo, the little junior sister is as wise as a torch." ”

Liu Ziyao said: "I didn't ask you, don't be courteous." ”

The crowd was silent.

Sister-in-law Qin frowned and said, "Donkey?"

The people said, "Yes, yes, donkey, no, not donkey." ”

Liu Ziyao said: "This is a donkey!"

Everyone said in unison: "It's not a donkey!"

"What is this?!"

"It is. ”

"What is this?!"

"What is this!

"It's ,,,,,, Trojan horse!"

"Good buddy!"

"Fart! It's a wooden donkey!"

"Hahahahaha, it's ridiculous. ”

"Hahaha, it's ridiculous. ”

"What's the difference between a horse and a donkey made of wood?

"Yes, yes, yes, yes!"

"Obviously there are a lot of people, don't you? horses have small ears and donkeys have big ears!"

"Hahahaha, it's so funny, it's clearly a big-eared horse, what's so strange, and a big-tailed wolf. ”

Qin and Liu Ziyao frowned and looked at the donkey's head, and everyone didn't dare to breathe, and looked at the two of them nervously.

Qin and Liu Ziyao glanced at each other, and at the same time turned back to look at the pile of bits and pieces on the ground, when the weasel was thrown by the sitting tiger, but the other magic weapons were still there.

Pins, masks.

Soybeans, rat traps.

Knife and fork, mustard.

Chimney.

Cupping.

Cupping.

Chimney.

Mustard, knife and fork.

Mouse traps, soybeans.

Masks, pins.

The two turned back to look at the donkey's head put together, looked at each other, and at the same time their faces were flushed.

"Sister-in-law, little sister, listen to my explanation, actually~~"

"Smack!"

Qin, Liu, and Liu Ziyao left in a huff.

Fan Xiaojian covered his face in a daze.

The eight outstanding young people of Guigumen were dejected.

Suddenly.

Fan Xiao saw that someone was slapped on the shoulder, and a thunderous voice came: "Master Fan, you are too inauthentic!"