Chapter 13, Brother Monkey?
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The system time flow rate of the Plane of the Gods seems to be a little different from the outside.
After saying a few crooked words to the system......
Liu Chao was quite surprised to realize that his broken body was still stuck at the moment when it was just hit and flew up, and it never flew far away, let alone landed.
Is it just floating in freeze frame?
That system gentleman obviously belongs to a female character, that is, the so-called system mother. She seems to have the ability to read the host's mind, "It's not what you think!"
With a malicious smile, he said, "When I'm done explaining what I have to do, you'll see a [Game Continue] button." Once you touch that button with your own will, you'll be ...... The body burst suddenly, the bones of the whole body were broken, the blood arrows were flying in many places on the body, the internal organs were broken, the brains were overflowing, and finally slammed and fell to the ground. At that time, your body was a complete pile of rotten meat, hahaha!"
This time, Liu Chao chose to endure silently and did not roar angrily.
He knew it was just a joke. This is a natural poisonous woman! This kind of joke, Brother Chao doesn't think it's funny at all, but the other party laughs like a flower.
"You're kidding me, aren't you? Didn't you say that under the effect of the aura of transformation, the other party's car is like paper paste?"
"Hahaha, it's not exactly fooling you," the system mother still kept laughing, and Brother Chao really didn't understand what was funny, "Actually, I should be very serious about saying sorry to you! If you can match half a second before the crash, you'll be unscathed. The neon chariot was like papier-mâché. Because this is a passive talent, once the draw is successful, it will automatically take effect immediately. It's a pity that it's half a second late, half a second. The moment you get hit, the aura opens. So your body must be irreparably broken!"
"I'm sorry to tell you, this is a fait accompli, irreversible," the system mother said regret, but the tone was extremely pleasant, as if regret or something was just casual talk, "But it doesn't really matter! Even if you are not knocked into a pile of rotten meat, once your metamorphosis talent is activated, even if the original body is normal, it will become not very normal, and the final result is not much different from a pile of rotten meat." What does that mean? That's right! Different paths lead to the same goal! Whether you get hit or not, the final result will be the same! You will gradually become an out-and-out E-class novice. ”
Uh! A ray of bright hope that had just appeared was snuffed out in the cradle in the blink of an eye.
"An E-class mentally handicapped person is better than a pile of rotten meat, right?" Liu Chao resisted desperately.
"Who told you that E-class must be mentally retarded?" said the system with a sinister snort, "Are monkeys mentally retarded? Are monkeys disabled? Monkeys evolved into humans, and humans degenerate into monkeys!"
"You mean ...... Whether I get hit or not, I'm going to be a monkey?
This is obviously a new bad news, and Liu Chao no longer feels desperate at this time.
Monkey?
I'm going to be the legendary elder brother? Where is my golden rod now?
I thought about it again, no! Brother Monkey hasn't heard of when he converted to the Cult of Light!
"Stupid people will always be stupid! What are you thinking about in your pig's head! You will never be able to transform into Sun Wukong! The E-level mentally retarded nature determines that you can only transform into Zhu Bajie at most......!" Pig's head and pig's brain...... Hmm! Seems to be a bit of a sideline!"
Suddenly, it seemed that he remembered something else, and his tone unexpectedly became extremely gentle, "I was wrong! I should have thought that the E-class was destined to be a rather cute existence like you, like an ignorant child." For a small child, I shouldn't be as fierce as I was just now. I should have treated you better!I beg your forgiveness for my mistakes, dear pig-headed supergod!"
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