Chapter 14, Auntie?
Liu Chao sighed deeply. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
This system mother has always been very arrogant, she is high up and condescendingly oppresses him.
The so-called request for forgiveness is just a casual kind remark.
"How do you want me to forgive?"
Liu Chao is also helpless. He doesn't think he has the capital to bargain with the system mother. However, since it was the other party who opened his mouth to ask for forgiveness, he could only pass through it. You can't take away the other party's "kindness".
"If you call me Auntie obediently, I believe you don't plan to be angry with me anymore. ”
This guy is obviously a bad girl's manners, but I don't know why I call her aunt? Liu Chao thought about it, but couldn't think of a reason. But I was worried about whether this was a new sinkhole, so I refused to jump into it casually. Questioned, "What's the benefit of calling you Auntie?"
"Only good children will have candy to eat!" the system mother smiled a little slyly.
It seems that she really treats us supergods as mentally handicapped children to give maternal care, just like girls like to play with the house since they were young. In real life, you can often see a little girl who is seven or eight years old, holding a doll in her hand, and saying to the doll in a very loving tone, "Good baby, go to sleep, go to sleep! Mommy will sing you a lullaby." ”
"Hey!" Liu Chao suddenly remembered his mother who died early, when his mother left, he was only four years old, and he didn't remember much, and only some vague impressions were left in his memory, "I don't like to eat sugar! My goal is: no tooth decay!"
He felt that the system mother in front of him was far from his imaginary mother, if it wasn't so big, even if it was just a little bit of similarity, maybe he would soften his heart and accompany this system mother to play this game seriously.
It's a pity!
So there is no tooth decay or anything, it is purely a fork, so that you can jump out of this slightly embarrassing aura in front of you.
The system mother suddenly stopped joking, and said seriously, "I really have a small gift for you, not one, it's two!
"Is it equipment or skills? or is it a little red bottle and a little blue bottle?" Liu Chao has not forgotten that the other party's identity is his own system mother, what else can the system send in addition to these?
"There are hard and fast rules on equipment and skills, and I don't dare to cheat for personal gain. The little blue bottle and the little red bottle are not rare, and I am embarrassed to get hold of this kind of garbage prop. The two little gifts I want to give you are two super big gossip! very important! big secrets!"
Is it another little girl's game?" Liu Chao pursed the corners of his lips, a little disdainful, "Could it be that I really want to become Zhu Bajie?" I already know this gossip, you just said that you leaked your mouth." ”
"No! It's a hundred times more powerful than this, a hundred times more powerful! Ask me, if you ask, I'll tell you!"
"Okay, I asked. "Liu Chao is completely a feeling of being defeated, okay, you can do whatever you want.
"Call me Auntie first!"
Liu Chao turned his heart sideways, "Auntie ......" thought that aunt and aunt are actually completely similar existences, didn't Yang Guo call Xiaolongnu aunt all the time? So...... If you are not convinced, you can try to complain about Yang Guo.
"Hey, baby, then I'll tell you the first big gossip!"
"Do you know why the novice main line 0001 mission of the cultivation realm is for everyone to hunt you down? Let me tell you! This is a big conspiracy! Think about it, now it's all about freedom of belief, open camps, transparent management, and building a harmonious society! Who would be hunted down and killed because someone gave up the state religion to believe in a foreign religion?"
"yes! It's a bit of a retro rhythm. This is not what modern people should do at all, it seems to be a very ignorant old social atmosphere. ”
"No! No, your guess is not too bad, but it's not all right! In this day and age, there is still a certain nation, a certain country, and a certain school, and it is true that a global hunt and killing order will be issued for this kind of thing. Think about it?"
"What do you mean...... That fundamentalism in the Middle East and Central Asia?" Liu Chao suddenly became serious.
"Of the three major factions of the Plane of the Gods, there is no predetermined seat for a particular sect of fundamentalists. However, through all kinds of clues, and as an administrator, I have more or less backstage authority, I know that there is at least one of the core members of the game development team who is fundamentalist! Maybe there is more than one! It is the kind that is very obsessed! It is these bad guys who maliciously added such a series of 0001 missions to the main quest. ”
"Do you mean an increase? Can I understand that what we're experiencing at the moment isn't the original game at all, it's the expansion, and the original isn't such a perverted mission?"
"Yes!" System Niang smiled, "This gift is not bad, right? At least when you face the challenge of the master of the cultivation realm, you know how to tell the other party, right?" Call me Auntie again, and I will give you a second small gift!"
Liu Chao suddenly heard where things were, and it seemed that something was wrong!
"Wait!
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