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Do you want to hear the screams of the long-legged male god?

Do you want to have a close encounter with Han Xiao Heavenly King?

Do you want to be fluttering under the impact of a bunch of handsome guys at night?

Do you want to become the master of the world, slay demons and demons?

The new season of [Taiya] enrollment is coming, don't miss the beauties from all walks of life, join [Taiya], then all dreams are not just fantasies!"

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In front of a magnificent building, it was already crowded with people at the moment, and the recruitment advertisement of [Taiya] was constantly playing on a loop through the loudspeaker at the door. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

It's just that, to Chun Xiaojian's surprise, there are two versions of this enrollment advertisement, one for men and one for women.

It seems that [Taiya] has really worked hard in terms of publicity, no wonder [Taiya] is so famous in China.

Chun Xiaojian was inspired by this, and when he was awesome in the future, he would also make up an awesome advertising slogan, print his 180,000 flyers, and send his heroic image into every citizen's home.

At that time, the big screen of Jinding Commercial Building scrolled with a super clear photo of his pure sword, and the billboard of the subway was printed with the scum of his pure sword...... Passionate quotes!

Is this life, this is the treatment that an emperor should have!

Don't think that Chun Xiaojian's thoughts are just idle and nothing, a few years later, Chun Xiaojian really did this.

While Pure Xiaojian was intoxicated with his wit, Gao Zhuang Silly had already squeezed out of the crowd at this time.

"Teacher, fill out the registration form!"

"Today is the last day of registration, and the test will officially start tomorrow, so we are almost late. ”

"Don't worry, if the emperor doesn't arrive, they won't end up. "Pure Xiaojian is not ashamed.

After the two of them filled out the registration form, Chun Xiaojian left with Gao Zhuang Silly.

It's getting dark, and it's time for them to find a hotel to stay in.

Jianghai, [Taiya] branch hall.

In the high-end atmosphere and connotation of the conference hall, the high-level of [Taiya] are gathered here at this moment, and on the huge LCD screen, there are three photos on the slideshow.

The first one: the elegant font of the dragon flying and the phoenix dancing, the domineering strokes that penetrate the mountains and rivers, and the black earth, six big characters flashing with stunning majesty.

The second one: Tall and strong as a mountain, with a calm and calm expression, he carried a starry sky disaster beast more than ten meters long with one hand!

The third sheet: In the crowded crowd, this big man who pulled out the mountains and covered the world handed the page to a white young man who seemed to be powerless.

Silence, or silence.

No matter how many times they watched it, every time they saw the thunderous six big characters and the super star beast that was killed, everyone suddenly felt breathless.

There are no words to describe the shock, only silence to express the shock in their hearts.

After a long time, someone finally spoke.

"We've pushed back the registration deadline by a day, and the people we've been waiting for are finally here!"

"We [Taiya], it has been a long time since a genius descendant was born, I hope he can surprise us!"

After a moment of silence, the man continued: "I announce that the registration is over, and the [Taiya] enrollment assessment will begin tomorrow. ”

"The examiners must be fair and impartial, not favoritism, and not be greasy. ”

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This night, some people are nervous, some people are worried, they toss and turn, and it is difficult to sleep.

Because, tomorrow is the [Taiya] enrollment assessment, a chance that only comes once a year, and after that, it is a professional warrior who slays demons and destroys demons and is admired.

If you don't, you'll ...... Concentrate on cultivation and fight again next year!

Whether it's for glory, or for beauties, or for the fluttering immortals who are hit by handsome guys, there is no doubt that this troubled world is precisely because of this group of people who regard warriors as a career. Human beings have been able to survive in this demon-ridden last age!

"Teacher, there are so many people who come to the assessment!" Gao Zhuang used his majestic body to squeeze a passage out of the crowd and let his teacher pass.

"The more good the people, the more people there are, the more people will witness the glory of this emperor. ”

"Dasha, look at them a few more times, and after they become cannon fodder to foil the emperor, you won't be able to see them!"

The logic of pure Xiaojian is always like this...... Fantastic.

After waiting for a while, the door of the Hall of Warriors opened. An old man in good spirits walked out and began to speak to everyone!

"Heroes who aspire to be warriors, first of all, I extend my most sincere sincerity to you for the people of this continent. ”

"After today, some of you will remain, and some will depart!"

"But I hope that the departed will not be discouraged, as long as they are alive, there is hope for everything!"

"Those who remain, please take up your responsibilities and work with 30,000 serving warriors to protect this bruised world!"

There was a wave of applause, and a huge wave overwhelmed the whole world.

"Now, please choose the test room according to your registration number. ”

"The first item, the written test!!"

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"Dasha, how many examination rooms do you have?" the man was still talking above, and Chun Xiaojian glanced at his examination room and asked.

"Teacher, I'm the twelfth exam room, number one!"

"Where's the Emperor?"

"Teacher, you are the eleventh examination room, number two hundred and fifty!"

"My day..."Jun Xiaojian scolded.

Why is the emperor so close to two hundred and five, and the implanted system is also the two hundred and fifty host, and this exam is also two hundred and five.

Could it be that the emperor's talent is too demonic, and God uses it to express his jealousy of me?

Pure Xiaojian couldn't help but feel the deep malice of this world!

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The time is about to start, and the candidates are entering the venue one after another.

In front of the examination room, there was a young man who asked a big man who was several heads taller than him.

"Raise soldiers for a thousand days, use soldiers for a while!"

"Take the test well, don't lose the emperor's face. ”

"Yes, teacher. I'm going to do my best!"

"Hmm. Pure Xiaojian pretended to be old and nodded, "You go all out, then the emperor, just do it at will!"

Pure Xiaojian does not miss any opportunity to obtain "faith".

The written test for admission is similar to the language test on earth, where the examiner gives a paragraph or a word, and then the candidate writes an essay in half a day.

There is no limit to the number of words, and there is no limit to the subject matter.

The title given by the pure little sword is - Hero!

Yes, just two words, no hint!

Chun Xiaojian withered instantly, what he hated the most in his life was this kind of topic essay, he remembered that the essay on the language exam in his previous life was to write a five-hundred-word essay on the topic of "difficult".

In the end, he tried his best to rack his brains, and finally used 499 small "difficult" characters on the test paper to form a big "difficult" character! Exactly 500 words!

In the end, the teacher ruthlessly gave him three points.

One point of understanding, one point of tolerance, and one point of the teacher's selfless love for him!

"Heroes, heroes?...... Wait, isn't this emperor a hero? Just write about this emperor!"

Pure Xiaojian was instantly overjoyed, and he picked up the pen and was about to write. However, Chun Xiaojian found that all that came to his mind were the scum deeds of the past.

For example, touching the little junior sister's Xuefeng from childhood to adulthood, he attacked her chest with his own hands in front of Shangguan Weiwei's fiancé, and exploded a certain pretending to be a man, and made him voluntarily take off his pants......

Well, there are too many, and Pure Xiaojian feels like it can't be written in a day, otherwise where did you get the 100 million scum of Pure Xiaojian in the first place?

It's just that...... Write heroes as scum, and you will probably get zero points!

The pure little sword is suddenly out of line, it seems that for the sake of today's plan, it is time for the emperor to use his supernatural powers.

"Hey, scum system, the emperor asked you. Can you ghostwrite an essay?"

"One word and one dime, what the emperor has is money!!"

"Sorry, the host scum level is not enough, and the ghostwriting function is not turned on. "The big scum system slapped the face mercilessly.

It's embarrassing!

Chun Xiaojian was a little worried, if he passed the assessment of himself as a teacher, he didn't pass the assessment, and was slapped in the face by his apprentice, then it would be very embarrassing!

"Do you want to draw a lottery?" Chun Xiaojian hesitated, after all, he now has more than 110,000 scum points, and he can draw a lottery.

But wasting 100,000 scum values just to write an essay may not be able to win, which is too loser.

Pure Xiaojian was a little reluctant.

By the way, the pure little sword flashed with a flash of inspiration.

How did he forget that stubble, didn't he receive a scum red envelope before, isn't there a heroic epic in it, isn't this particularly good?

Ha, the pure little sword is very cool, if it weren't for so many people here, the pure little sword would definitely come to the first double Shuang'er to express his happiness at this time.

"This emperor is really the son of heaven, heaven and earth favor!"

Without saying a word, the pure sword was directly opened in his mind and began to copy.

The Epic of Gilgamesh is the oldest heroic epic on Earth in the past life, and it is a hymn to Gilgamesh, one of the three great Sumerian heroes. Although there are only more than 2,000 lines of poetry left, the admiration and praise for the great heroes shown in it are still surging!

Time passed slowly, and the pure little sword worked hard to write. Of course, this book is too grandiose, and Pure Xiaojian is also written in a jumping jump, trying to pick those parts that are exciting to read.

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He drew strength from Ninurta .

He was covered with hair, and his hair was as long as a woman's.

He doesn't know anyone, he doesn't have a fixed home, and he is dressed like a mother.

He eats grass like an antelope.

He rubbed shoulders with wild beasts, and gathered together by the pond to drink.

He lived with the beasts, and when he saw the water, he smiled.

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"I can't drink that level of curse, what kind of hero is it! All the evil in this world, if you want to dye all my words, take three times the amount!"

"The so-called hero is to carry all the human beings I can see, everything in this world, I have already carried it before I was born!"

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"Dream high, aspire to dominate...... This enthusiasm is truly commendable. But do you understand, soldiers? The so-called dream will one day wake up. ”

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As I thought so, I heard the cheers of the people of Uruk. If I bring immortality back to my city-state, I will be greeted with unprecedented praise and praise from the people."

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"I am king. Because I am king. I am the king. So make a decision for yourself and follow what you believe to be the king. ”

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"Your defeat is already doomed!!"

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On that day, the sky was set ablaze with blood, and the earth was filled with mourning.

Their hero king, their invincible hero king, has finally fallen.

Tens of thousands of people picked up knives and slashed their throats. Blood soaked through the placket.

"We, king, may we live and die together......"

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"Yellow Springs Together!!"

"Yellow Springs go together..."

ps: Hey, hey, the 3,000-word chapter is delivered.

By the way, last night there was a bubble at four o'clock in the morning at the house of scum, and then a "ill-intentioned" family friend wrote in the group: At 4.50 a.m. last night, Wukong slipped into the room of the white bone spirit who was a good friend of Sanzang, and something happened that shouldn't have happened...

At that time, I was blinded, thinking to myself how this friend knows everything, and I don't remember telling anyone about last night's incident...