Chapter 36 [Ruthless and witty youth!] (Ask for collection)

With a low and light sound, the chengguan turned around and looked over again when he heard the abnormality, only to see that the two people just now were kneeling on the ground at the moment, covering their crotches with their hands, their eyes twitching, their faces were pale, and they looked sad that they had been blown away. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info

"The city... Chengguan ......"

"The city... Chengguan ......"

"He... He ......"

"He... He ......"

"Pinch... My eggs!"

"Pinch... My eggs!"

The two of them spoke in unison, and even their tones were almost identical, and their fingers pointed at each other.

"Who pinched whose eggs?" the chengguan looked at the two kneeling on the ground, his face full of astonishment.

"Him!"

"Him!"

The two pointed at each other again.

"Uncle Chengguan, he... He farted, the emperor's egg had not been opened, and he pinched it, Uncle Chengguan, you must be the master of the emperor...... "The pure little sword burst into tears!

"Bastard, you... You're spewing blood!" Li Tianjian's eyes were about to split!

The two of them groaned in pain there, and the chengguan suddenly felt that he couldn't control this matter, and he was not responsible for judging the case, he only had to fight illegally.

"Settle this matter by yourself, this matter... I can't take care of it!" the chengguan smiled bitterly, turned his head and left.

"Bang!"

There was another low sound, and the chengguan turned his head instantly.

Sure enough, the two guys' original half-kneeling bodies were all lying there at the moment, and the expressions on their faces were indescribably "refreshing"!!

"Bastard... , I, Li Tianjian, will never die with you!" "Li Tianjian's face was miserable******* animal... , the emperor, I will not die with you!" Pure Xiaojian shouted hoarsely!

"Who took whose eggs?" Looking at their expressions of extreme pain, the chengguan only felt a chill in his crotch, and suddenly shuddered, and asked sympathetically.

"It's him!"

"It's him!"

It's still the same scene just now, and the chengguan finally gave up.

He turned around and was about to leave again. Suddenly turned around, and the two of them were still lying there moaning, and there was no movement.

Chengguan continued to leave, just took a step and turned around suddenly, still not seeing the egg thief.

Chengguan shook his head, and finally took a step to leave.

Boom!

There was another muffled thud.

The chengguan was stunned for a moment, and turned around in a daze, only to see that the two people just now had tears left.

How much it hurts!!

"The city... Uncle Guan, please, catch this bastard, the emperor's place is almost useless. The pure little sword rolled in pain on the ground.

"Little... Bastard, I... I must kill you, and I won't let you go if I am a ghost!" Li Tianjian had the heart to die.

"Who the hell is it?" the chengguan was helpless. The main reason is that the two of them are too similar, and it is difficult to tell by their appearance.

"It's... He, is... It's his whore thief, Uncle Chengguan, save me......"

"Livestock... , I'm going to chop you alive..."Li Tianjian was furious and wanted to stand up, but as soon as he propped up his legs, the sharp pain in his crotch made him soften immediately, and he cried silently.

"Good boy, show your flaws!" The chengguan noticed Li Tianjian's abnormal movements, and immediately thought that he was pretending. Because he wanted to stand up just now!

"Let's go, in the urban area, openly dig out eggs, corrupt the social atmosphere, destroy the flowers of the Xia Kingdom, come back to the office with me!"

"The city... Chengguan, it's really not me!"

"I... I'm so framed!" Li Tianjian's eyes were about to bleed.

"Hmph, there is no basis for what you say, let's go back to the office with me! Hurry up!!"

Li Tianjian has a hard time, but he is unwilling, he is really unwilling......

Suddenly, a look of determination suddenly appeared on his handsome face.

"If there is no basis for what you say, then I'll let you see the facts!!"

Without saying a word, on the streets of the city, Li Tianjian took off his pants directly, and his red underwear also retreated, only to see the baby's place, swollen to the sky!!

"Now, you... You should know who got whom!!" Enduring the severe pain in his lower body, Li Tianjian shouted angrily. Tears flowed down, and there was a feeling of grievance.

"You... You have been wronged!" The chengguan was shocked by the ruthlessness and wit of the young man in front of him, and held it for a long time before he said this sentence in a daze.

"Then chengguan, please help me make the decision, take that egg ......" Li Tianjian pointed in the direction of the pure sword, but then he was stunned.

Because there...... It's empty.

"Ahh

"Bastard, I, Li Tianjian, will never die with you!!"

A roar of rage echoed throughout the sky.

......

"It's dangerous, it's dangerous!"

"I almost got exposed......"

Chun Xiaojian ran far away, and when he saw that they shouldn't be able to catch up, he stopped to catch up.

Chun Xiaojian didn't expect that guy to be so witty and find a way to break his game.

Pure Xiaojian still remembers the ruthlessness and decisiveness when he forced the man to take off his pants just now.

"This kind of ruthless person, don't mess with it, don't mess with it......"

Pure Xiaojian secretly decided, and then he looked down at the scum balance.

"Ten Thousand Forty-Three !!"

"Ha, the emperor's life is back in the hands of the emperor!!" The pure little sword was very cool, I didn't expect that stealing a peach just now would increase so much scum value.

It seems that the monkey steals the peach martial arts, and it will be used more in the future!

No, no, it's too scum, so you have to use it sparingly......

Pure Xiaojian was entangled in his heart.

"Ding..."

"The daily task is completed, congratulations to the host monkey for stealing the peach martial arts to improve to the initial control stage and get a reward of 10,000 scum value. ”

"Daily quests are being refreshed, please wait for ......"

"Refresh successful..."

"Pass the [Taiya] entrance exam and join the [Taiya] Warrior Alliance!"

"Pass the [Taiya] enrollment assessment and join the [Taiya] Warrior Alliance!"

[Reminder, this is a daily task, there is no time limit, and there are rewards for completion.] 】

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Pure Xiaojian looked at the newly refreshed daily tasks of the big scum system, stunned for a moment, and then couldn't help laughing.

There is no time limit, and there is a prize for completion, this Nima is an excuse for the system to send scum value!

Pure Xiaojian suddenly felt that this big scum system still had human nature, knowing that our Chinese sons and daughters respected their teachers, and the scum couldn't do it, and the scum didn't make enough money, so they gave away the scum value in vain through this way.

In the eyes of pure Xiaojian, this daily task is simply too simple, and it is no different from giving it away for nothing!

"Go, Dasha, go with the emperor to defeat... Kind... Save the world!" Jun Xiaojian almost slipped his mouth, and quickly changed it.

"Dasha, where is the Jianghai branch hall of [Taiya]?"

"Teacher, it's in the east!"

"Alright, let's go east and come to [Gaia]'s freshman assessment!!" Jun Xiaojian turned around and walked east.

"But the teacher..."

"Don't talk nonsense, come with me!"

"But the teacher..."

"Dasha, you talk a lot, shut up ...... me"

"But teacher, you're going west..."

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