Gu Pingsheng smiled, picked up Xiao Hao, dipped it in ink, and in the eyes of everyone, he slowly stepped forward, and wrote four big characters on the white paper next to him. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Everyone was thinking about it, and saw that it was not easy to come to deal with it, but it was a very inconspicuous son, who looked like a villain like a guest in front of the prime minister's door, and looked at his way of catching a pen, and knew that he was a half-hanger.

After the scholar finished writing, everyone's eyes fell together, but they saw that the font was flying and dancing, falling on the white paper, four words, "lack of food and clothing." ”

"This brother, this is a digital couplet, what are you writing big characters for?" asked a gentleman.

Gu Pingsheng smiled and said, "What is a number? What is a big character? This brother doesn't seem to understand much." ”

The other gentlemen said impatiently: "Go down, go down, the numbers are big, and you can see that you are a guy who doesn't know how to pretend to understand." ”

Gu Pingsheng didn't bother to pay attention to them, looked at the old man and said, "Old man, what do you say?"

The old man laughed and said, "This little brother, is it just nonsense?"

Damn, these anagrams Lao Tzu played indiscriminately in Chinese classes when he was a child, you pretend to be clear, the old man is also yin enough, Gu Pingsheng also smiled and said: "If the old gentleman thinks that it is scribbled below, it is scribbled over there." ”

The old man stroked his beard and smiled: "This little brother really has some doorways, so I asked the little brother to explain the couplet, if it is right, then this painting is the little brother's." ”

Gu Pingsheng said with a smile: "The upper link 'two, three, four, five, missing one', the lower link', the lower link', 'six, seven, eight, nine, ten', take the homonym is the lack of food and clothing, is it right to say below?"

The old man glanced at him and said with a smile: "The old man has traveled all over the provinces, and this union has been published more than a dozen times, and the first person will come out one day." The little brother is indeed extraordinary. ”

Everyone listened to Gu Pingsheng read this couplet, and suddenly realized, and then looked at the old man's clothes, there were no less than ten patches on his clothes, his robes were wrinkled, and his beard was unkempt.

This pair is difficult to say, but to put it bluntly, it is worthless. The gentlemen were all annoyed, such a simple thing, why didn't I expect it, wasting such a great opportunity in vain.

Li Baishi also suddenly realized, looking at Gu Pingsheng couldn't help but cover his mouth and smile, this person must have heard this puzzle a long time ago, no wonder he was so sure.

The old man laughed and said, "Little brother has such a talent. This "Majestic Picture of Chang'an" can be regarded as a gift to the right person. Brother, please take it.

This old man really has some ability, this majestic picture of Chang'an is purely a painting scene, very natural, it is the kind of good painting that can inspire heroism, and it should be able to sell for a lot of money. Gu Pingsheng smiled and was about to take it, but he heard a few gentlemen say: "Old man, we are not convinced." ”

The old man said curiously: "Why are you not convinced?"

One of them said: "Although this pair is a witty word, but this person who responds to it has taken a clever approach, besides, the combination of numbers and big characters, I am still the first time I have met it, and some of them are suddenly unprepared." So I'm very unconvinced. Mr. Lao's "Majestic Picture of Chang'an" is not a vulgar thing, and we have the heart to admire. So I asked the old gentleman to come up with another question, and I will compare it again. ”

The old man smiled and said: "If you don't believe in your words, how can you stand it? The old man once said that as long as he matches this couplet, this "Majestic Picture of Chang'an" will be given to him, and now that this little brother is right, how can I regret it?"

Gu Pingsheng nodded, this old man is indeed a little righteous, for this sake, I must sell it for a good price so that I can't lose you.

The old man glanced at Gu Pingsheng, and then said: "But since you talented bachelors have this Yaxing, the old man is also very pleased, so let's ask this little brother who took the painting to come out again, as long as one of you is right, the old man will be on this Su Causeway, and then make a pair of "Chang'an Rivers and Mountains", the old man can be guaranteed, these two pictures are completely different, you can rest assured." ”

The old man's face was a little proud, and he seemed to be confident in his painting skills.

At the same time, in the same place, two paintings that also describe Chang'an were painted, and the artistic conception and charm were different, what this meant, everyone present was very clear, but no one doubted the ability of this old man.

Looking at the ease with which he completed the painting, he knew that he must have reservations. Having said that, even if this second picture is a little less powerful, with today's beautiful talk, it is also a big selling point, and it is also a treasure that people who love to paint are eager to eat.

The talented people happily agreed, and the old man looked at Gu Pingsheng and said with a smile: "Little brother, I don't know if the old man is making this rash request, can the little brother give a few thin noodles?"

Stretching out his hand not to hit the smiling person, besides, this old man's attitude was very friendly, Gu Pingsheng had a good impression of him, so he smiled and said: "Since it is the elder who speaks, how can the kid not obey?" But this old gentleman, if no one can answer my couplet, then your second painting will also be given to me." ”

Li Baishi smiled when he heard this, this Gu Pingsheng is really a guy who refuses to suffer, this sentence is invincible: someone comes up, there is no loss to him, if he can't come up, then he can take the second "Chang'an Rivers and Mountains".

With this person's cunning, he will definitely not make any simple connections, and this group of gentlemen is too miserable, how did they meet this person who is so bad that he can't be worse.

The old man laughed and said heroically: "Little brother, just come out, if no one can do it, let alone one piece, even ten pieces, and the old decay can also be painted." ”

Damn, it's not okay to have a big breath.

However, seeing that this old man was talented and learned, Gu Pingsheng didn't dare to hold it up, he paced a few steps slowly, and said with a smile: "Since I am fortunate to meet you today, I will be ugly." Just now, the old gentleman came out with a digital link, so I will also come out with a number link. ”

In the past, only talented people tested other people's lands, but now it's my turn to test you.

Gu Pingsheng smiled and took out the pen, but this time there were a few clever gentlemen who hurriedly spread out the white paper, Gu Pingsheng smiled slightly, and wrote: "The Big Dipper, the bottom of the water is fourteen o'clock." ”

These associations were Gu Pingsheng's favorite when he was learning Chinese in middle school, and they were playing lip service, which was in line with his temperament, how could he not like it?

Seeing Gu Pingsheng's words, everyone fell into a deep groan.

Even Li Baishi and the old man were no exception, with the previous example, everyone bowed their heads and groaned, it seems that this couplet has stumped all the talents.

Li Baishi smiled slightly, and thought for a while, the Big Dipper in the sky and the pool of river water at the mouth of the alley happened to be the scene of fourteen o'clock in the sky under the water, with numbers and attractions.

She couldn't help but glance at Gu Pingsheng with a smile, this person, the elf is weird, and I don't know where I got such a strange essay.

Gu Pingsheng smiled and glanced around. I saw that Miss Li and the old man had some clues. The other gentlemen were all worried, obviously unable to find the doorway.

"But does anyone deserve it?"

Gu Pingsheng said with a smile, embarrassed these gentlemen, he was very happy in his heart, and asked you to chant poems against you. Lao Tzu will let you see what it means to be outside the world, and there are people outside the sky, so that you sour and rotten guys can show off their worthless literary talents all day long, and Lao Tzu really can't get used to it.

All the scholars were speechless, just said that this scholar is clever, and now it's his turn, but he can't even touch the way to cheat, this poetry book is really in vain.

No one answered. When Gu Pingsheng smiled, the old man said: "Old man, since no one answers, then I will receive this second "Chang'an Rivers and Mountains Map". ”

The old man hurriedly said: "Slow and slow, little brother, please let the old man think again." ”

This old man's attitude is very good, Gu Pingsheng said in his heart, this kind of talent is truly knowledgeable and knowledgeable, humble and polite, approachable, rich in experience, this is learning, this demeanor, this momentum, where is Hou Yuebai's **** talents can compare.

Gu Pingsheng smiled and said, "It's okay, it's okay, the old gentleman thought slowly." ”

Li Baishi stepped forward to pull him and said with a smile: "I'll accept it when I see it, this old gentleman is kind, don't embarrass him anymore." ”

Gu Pingsheng shook his head and said with a straight face: "Miss Li, you are wrong, I am not embarrassing him, but respecting him." ”

Miss Li was stunned for a moment, and then she understood a little, for a person like this old man, if you have a problem that can stump him, for him, that is the greatest pleasure and gratification, and it is also true respect.

Miss Li glanced at him with disgust and said with a smile: "You are the best at sophistry, so you are reasonable." ”

Gu Pingsheng saw Miss Li's pink face and peach cheeks smiling like a flower, that figure, that appearance, and that cheeks flushed and smiling like a flower, it was really thrilling, if you can make this girl ・・・・・・

Gu Pingsheng secretly pinched himself, and said in his heart: Why have you been so obscene recently, forget about the hard days after a good life, get her back, Su Su has to die of sadness, hey, I have been really in the spring recently.

Seeing him staring at him, Li Baishi's heart trembled, his cheeks fluttered, and he snorted: "Look at what, look at it again, and then dig out your eyeballs." ”

"If you dig it out, you have to keep looking. Gu Pingsheng grinned and said, although you can't take it home, it's good to tease it.

Gu Pingsheng said secretly, damn, I have fallen and have been brainwashed by the thinking of feudal society.

"Rude, I've never seen such a bad person as you. ”

Li Baishi couldn't hold back Gu Pingsheng's hot and slightly provocative gaze, hurriedly took two steps back, turned his head and said softly: "If you are so frivolous again, I will ignore you." ”

Depend on.

I just said that if I don't come to see you, you will have to roll up and cover my house, why did it take less than half an hour to change the hexagram, but I saw that Miss Li's face was a little angry.

Knowing that girls are thin-skinned and can't flirt to the end at one time, they must accumulate slowly and flirt a little bit every day, so that she can't stop, and she wants to refuse and welcome, so that she can fall.

Hahaha・・・・・・

Gu Pingsheng smiled, Li Baishi saw that his face was full of lust, but he was startled, and hurriedly left him a few steps, his heart was pounding, the eyes of this wicked man were too annoying.

Gu Pingsheng was concerned about lewdness, but he heard the old man clapping his hands violently, and said happily: "Childe, can you give me a hint?"

Gu Pingsheng deliberately pointed to a restaurant on the side of the street and said, "What's the name of that restaurant?"

The old man's eyes were clear, and he suddenly shouted, "Lonely Goose Tower" read it twice, and suddenly said: "There is!"

Brothers, please order the first ・・・・・・・・・・ (to be continued.) )