Chapter 096: Pickling Girl Dafa

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The sound of horses' hooves is ancient.

Gu Pingchang breathed a sigh of relief.

Li Baishi had something in his heart, and his interest didn't seem to be very high. Gu Pingsheng said: "Miss Li, do you know the origin of these eight alleys?"

Li Baishi smiled: "Don't you know the origin of these eight major alleys? I also said that you are the smartest person in the world?" Seeing her brows spread out, her smile was a little bit, like a fluorescent light on a summer night, brilliant and beautiful.

Gu Pingsheng replied with a smile: "I'm actually half a catty and eight taels, how can I know so much." ”

Li Baishi glanced at him with a smile. You are the best at sophistry, and at the same time, your face sank, and you explained: "The eight alleys that the world calls are fireworks and willow lanes. There are mainly Baishun Hutong, Rouge Hutong, Hanjiatan, Shaanxi Lane, Stone Hutong, Wang Guangfu Xiejie, Zhujia Hutong, Li Shamao Hutong. ”

Li Baishi walked a few steps, looked at the crowd on the street, suddenly felt lonely, and said slowly: "Although there are tens of millions of people in the world, who is my confidant?"

Gu Pingsheng gave a thumbs up and said, "What should come will always come, Miss Li doesn't have to worry." ”

Li Baishi smiled and said: "I'm most afraid that you are born before I am born, and I am already old, such a confidant, don't do it." Childe is talented and learned, so he will not have a heart-to-heart relationship with a woman like me. ”

Gu Pingsheng saw that her face was a little gloomy, and said with a smile: "I'm a layman, I'm afraid that if you come too often, your Tianxian Fang will become a layman's fang, and then the gains outweigh the losses." As long as Miss Li doesn't dislike it, it's okay to talk and drink a little wine. ”

Li Baishi covered his lips and smiled: "You bad guy, you will make us girls happy." ”

Wu Ning and Li Demon King next to him stuck out their tongues one by one, daring to listen to the meaning of this, as long as Gu Ge'er wants to do it, this Li Baishi will sweep the couch and wait, for Gu Pingsheng's method of picking up girls, but he admires the five bodies to the ground.

Gu Pingsheng was sweating profusely on his forehead, Li Baishi really saw me clearly, he snorted and said: "I think I was a girl killer back then, but unfortunately it is useless to you Miss Li." ”

Li Baishi was stunned when she heard this, and she took two steps after reacting, and generously took Gu Pingsheng's arm, in the surprised eyes of Wuning Li Demon King and everyone, Li Baishi was generous and smiled.

After saying a few words, Li Baishi's mood gradually improved, it was all this Gu Pingsheng's trouble, although Li Baishi was an Oiran, but he was also a Qing man, in front of so many werewolves with saliva, he was ashamed and happy, and he actually spread his little feet and ran forward, as if he had returned to the age of a sixteen or seventeen-year-old girl.

Li Baishi seemed to have regained his childlike temperament, but he actually threw away Gu Pingsheng and watched while walking. Above the mouth of this alley, there are a lot of performing arts, walking rope hussars, flying money and throwing balls, vigorously breaking stones, kicking wood and scattering sand, swallowing knives and spitting fire, jumping circles and pounds, and the people who watch are frightened but can't help but shout.

Li Baishi said enviously: "If I can be as free as them, it will be coarse tea and light rice, thatched and low hedges, and I will be happy." ”

Gu Pingsheng grinned and said: "Life is precious, love is more valuable, if it is for freedom, both can be thrown." ”

Li Baishi snorted, but before he spoke, he screamed, Gu Pingsheng followed the prestige, but it turned out to be a snake trick, and he didn't know where a giant python came from to get wrapped around his body, and he was asking people to grope for money.

When he walked to Gu Pingsheng's side, Li Demon King threw away a tael of silver, and when the plate was brought to Gu Pingsheng, he touched his pocket, damn, clean and radiant.

Li Baishi lowered his eyebrows and smiled, took out five taels of silver, and directly asked the snake charmer to bow his head and thank him, just when he bowed his head, Li Baishi spit out his little tongue at the giant python, and the giant python fell to the ground with a "snap" as if he was drunk.

Wu Ning grew his mouth in surprise, that mouth can stuff a fist, could it be that the giant python will get drunk when it sees a beauty?

The mouth of the Li Demon King next to him was huge.

Gu Pingsheng didn't think so, he could see the action just now clearly, as soon as Li Baishi stuck out his tongue, the giant python fainted, although he couldn't feel the slightest qi, but this Nizi must have used some means.

It's just that she didn't say it, and Gu Pingsheng knew that she couldn't ask anything.

just said secretly in my heart: This Nizi is not simple.

The four of them took a few steps forward, and saw a shop that bought rouge gouache, Li Baishi smiled and asked, "How much is this box of rouge?"

The boss said boldly: "Two boxes of five cents." ”

Li Baishi took out ten cents and said, "Give me those three boxes." ”

When the boss heard that there was money to be made, he immediately smiled happily, handed over three boxes of gouache and handed them to the maid behind him.

Gu Pingsheng smiled and said: "Brother, I'll teach you a good way to pursue girls, the Dafa of picking up girls, do you want to hear it?" ”

Demon King Li had long admired Gu Pingsheng's pickling methods, immediately nodded, hurriedly wiped his eyes, and said excitedly: "Brother Gu, you say, you say." ”

Gu Pingsheng looked at the moonlit night and his heart was empty, as bright as brocade, and said softly: "You walk up to her and tell her, you want the world, Lao Tzu gives it to you, you want the rivers and lakes, Lao Tzu gives it to you, you want rouge, Lao Tzu also gives it to you, and what about me, I want a son, I want to give you a thrush, do you give it or not?"

Wu Ning was dumbfounded, and whispered: "Mother, I don't dare to say that." ”

The corners of Gu Pingsheng's mouth curled.

Empress Li realized it and asked curiously: "So bold, but you can try this method, it's too domineering." ”

Gu Pingsheng said softly: "If you want to pick up a girl, you have to be thick-faced and black-hearted." ”

Demon King Li nodded as if he didn't understand.

"You don't want to teach a bad child. Miss Li giggled, the more she laughed, the more she laughed, she couldn't stand steadily, and unconsciously, two crystal tears overflowed from the corners of her eyes.

All the way forward, on the street at the entrance of the alley in front, I saw a spirited old man painting on the street, which was nearing the end. The painting of Chang'an City is majestic and abnormal, prosperous and magnificent, and the majestic spirit jumps on the paper, which shows that the pen power is not ordinary.

Gu Ping has seen a lot of paintings in his previous life, although they are all copies, and his vision is acceptable, but he can't find any thorns.

After the old man finished painting, he seemed to be unsatisfied, put the picture aside, and wrote on a piece of rice paper next to him: "Two, three, four, five, six, seven, eighty-nine." Looking at it like that, these eight words are a couplet, and what the old man asks for is a horizontal criticism.

Poof, Gu Pingsheng almost laughed out loud, this old man is still here to play word puzzles, it's really interesting.

Li Baishi frowned, and said lightly: "These eight words, is it a couplet?"

When the old man was painting, there were already a few people around, and they were all Sven readers.

These Sven Shi learn to work in the field, look at calligraphy and painting are experts, this majestic Chang'an picture, domineering and heroic, has the meaning of pointing the country, not only the penmanship is exquisite, but this artistic conception is already enviable.

can have such a penmanship artistic conception, it must be a famous artist, but I don't know who this old man is.

After the old man finished writing eight words, he threw the little one away, and his face was full of smiles.

He seemed to have known that there were onlookers around him, and when he turned around to see so many scholars, he was not surprised at all, and said with a smile: "Fellow scholars, these eight sons are a couplet, if someone can write a horizontal criticism, then the old man will give him this majestic picture of Chang'an." ”

Hearing this, everyone was shocked, this majestic picture of Chang'an is a rare masterpiece in recent times, valuable and valuable, this old man must be a contemporary master, but he has not yet left a seal, I don't know who this person is.

What surprised everyone even more was that the couplet was all written in numbers, which was beyond common sense, which made people even more puzzling. Chang'an is full of talented and beautiful women, but when they see these seven words, they are all at a loss.

Li Baishi pondered for a long time and sighed lightly: "I am only a shallow learner, and I am afraid that I will not have a chance with this high-grade Danqing." ”

Gu Pingsheng said strangely: "Miss Li, although this painting is good, there is no need to lift it up like this." ”

Miss Li said: "Look at this old gentleman's penmanship and demeanor, accurate ink, and strong pen, he must be a famous artist in the world, this picture is worthless in the eyes of illiterate people, but in the eyes of people who love painting, it is not allowed to let it." ”

"Is it really worth a thousand gold?"

Gu Pingsheng suddenly came to his senses, although he expected that this calligraphy and painting was very precious, but he didn't expect it to be worth so much silver.

He doesn't like calligraphy and painting, and he doesn't care much about famous artists and the like, but this silver is a big temptation.

"I don't change my money!" Li Baishi said firmly.

Gu Pingsheng said with a smile: "In this case, Miss Li, then I will find a way to get this calligraphy and painting, and then convert it into silver, let's half of it."

Li Baishi said funny: "People who love painting, if they hear your remarks, they will definitely blow you out." ”

Suddenly, he was amazed, "You mean, you can write this horizontal criticism?"

She knew that this Gu Pingsheng had already had a poetry name, but he was not the kind of person who was arrogant and arrogant, but she had seen Gu Pingsheng's wit with her own eyes, so he really had no way.

Gu Pingsheng chuckled and said: "It's just an anagram, I'm a person who is full of talent and wants to overflow, first of all, let's say okay, Miss Li, I'm guilty of public anger for Bo Jia to laugh." ”

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