"Big, big, big brother, oh no, superhero, you, what do you want to do?"

"The little brother has eyes and doesn't know Taishan, he just offended you, the little brother apologizes to you, please, don't, don't hit me......"

Looking at Xu Zhimo's smiling appearance, the young man was furious in his heart, pleading, trembling, shrugging his head, and moved in front of Xu Zhimo in fear.

The person sitting in the baby bouncer in front of him can shoot lasers in his eyes, he can still burst into flames several stories high, and a sneeze can blow away more than a dozen big living people.

"Who said they were going to beat you?"

"I'm known to be a very pleasant person. ”

Xu Zhimo didn't know the slightest shame, and smiled at the kid again: "Did I beat you just now?"

"It's like ......"

"No, no. ”

The kid looked obscene, thought about it, just now Xu Zhimo shot a laser in his eyes and blew up his mobile phone, and picked his head, but it didn't seem to have any intention of hitting him, so he said in a trembling voice: "Hero, superhero, then, what do you command?"

Xu Zhimo was still smiling: "What's your name?"

The kid said in a trembling voice: "Xu Shiyu." ”

"Xu Shiyu, uh-huh......"

Xu Zhimo squinted his eyes, he didn't care about the name of a very ordinary mortal, like a person checking his household registration: "How old are you?"

Xu Shiyu cried and said: "Nineteen. ”

"Hmm. ”

Xu Zhimo leaned in the baby rocking chair and squinted his eyes: "Do you have any bad habits?"

"No, no, no. ”

Xu Shiyu shook his head again and again, thinking that Xu Zhimo, a superhero, wanted to eliminate him on behalf of justice, he was not a heinous person, and said nervously: "Stealing, robbing and abducting, I don't do anything, I'm just an ordinary young man who does nothing and is very mediocre." By the way, hero, I also support the boycott of Japanese products by domestic products. ”

"Hmm. ”

Xu Zhimo looked at Xu Shiyu carefully, his appearance was ordinary, with a bit of secular and social atmosphere, he was a very mediocre ordinary young man, but he had a potential in his bones, this potential, in the words of the masters, was an extraordinary body, a strange bone, and a cultivation wizard.

Of course, there are many thousands of miles in the world and Bole is not common, if there is no Xu Zhimo, he will always be just an ordinary young man, and his potential, he will never be aware of it.

Unexpectedly, this worried and obscene kid has a good talent, Xu Zhimo said again: "Do you have bad feet, armpit odor, or bad breath?"

"Big Brother ......"

"Hero ......"

Xu Shiyu was about to cry, he didn't expect this superhero to be so boring, he just thought that Xu Zhimo was playing with him, but he didn't dare to contradict him, so he could only reply: "No, I am a very hygienic person." ”

Seeing Xu Zhimo smiling and smiling a little badly, after thinking about it carefully, the questions he asked became more and more scary, and suddenly, Xu Shiyu's heart trembled inexplicably.

This superhero won't have any convenient fetishes, like chrysanthemums blooming, like men!

Oh, my God!

Don't!

A single eye can shoot a mobile phone, if you are blown up by such a superhero, the chrysanthemum will definitely fall apart!

For a while, Xu Shiyu's whole person was even worse, and he trembled even more.

"Well, I'm satisfied. ”

Xu Zhimo continued to look at Xu Shiyu with a smile, smiled with satisfaction, and said, "Listen, I need a nanny to help me push the cart, and now, you are my nanny." ”

He just asked this, of course, it wasn't boring, but he was looking for a nanny, but he was the Emperor of China, and he held his own identity, but he was a very particular person, and being his nanny at least didn't make him feel disgusting.

Ugly, smelly, no!

"Babysitter!"

Xu Shiyu was stunned, unexpectedly, but his heart was greatly relieved, and he hurriedly smiled bitterly: "Hero, but I'm a man." ”

"Can't a man be a babysitter?"

Xu Zhimo glanced at Xu Shiyu and was unreasonable: "In an advanced society, men and women are equal, I said that you are a nanny, and you are a nanny." ”

"Heroes, Big Heroes, Superheroes......"

Xu Shiyu was really about to cry, how did he know that Xu Zhimo in the baby rocking chair was really unable to move, he thought that Xu Zhimo was playing with him, and begged: "You have a lot of adults, just let me go, I still have to go to work, I'm about to be late!"

"Go to work. ”

"I'm going to ...... it"

Xu Zhimo sweated in his heart, his expression was very unhappy, and he said, "What are you doing?"

Xu Shiyu cried and said: "Hero, I am the small network manager of the 'Century Star' Internet café. ”

"Damn!"

Xu Zhimo shouted again: "A network administrator, as if it is so serious that if you don't go to work, the country will lose a lot." ”

"Hero ......"

Seeing that Xu Zhimo had no intention of letting him go, Xu Shiyu knelt in front of Xu Zhimo again.

Xu Zhimo glanced at him again and said proudly: "How much salary do you have a month?"

Xu Shiyu said in a trembling voice: "One thousand eight!"

"I'm going to ...... it"

Xu Zhimo's face darkened, feeling that he had been insulted, full of contempt: "One thousand eight, damn, are you insulting me? Mix with me, do you still need to go to work? In the future, Lao Tzu will pay you a salary." ”

"You open it for me?"

Xu Shiyu turned obscene again, shrunk his head, and said timidly: "Hero, you also give me a thousand eight?"

"Damn, are you insulting me?"

Xu Zhimo scolded again, his eyes widened, and he didn't hesitate: "When I am a nanny, I will give you 18,000." ”

"Ahh

Xu Shiyu was taken aback.

"That's, so much!"

At the same time, I was startled, thinking that I had heard it wrong, how could there be eight thousand nannies in these years!

18,000, but most of his salary for half a year.

This god-like man can't be joking with him, is he?

But his expression is very serious, his appearance is very arrogant, and his tone is very unhappy, not like he is joking!

"Ah, your sister?"

Xu Zhimo squinted his eyes and said with a grin: "Isn't it too much?" Okay, it's too much, I'll give you 180,000." ”

"Ahh

"What?"

Xu Shiyu's expression was stunned again, the change was too fast, and he was stupid.

What's going on?

It's too much, but it's more, what kind of thinking and logic is this superhero?

Oh my God, 180,000, what are you kidding?

How can there be a nanny with 180,000 yuan a month, that's a lover, but he's a man!

It seems that this superhero still has a fetish, he definitely likes men, and it must be in the name of asking him to be a nanny, in fact, he wants to support him!

It's a good thing, there is such a good thing in the world, 180,000, decisively let go of discipline and dignity, and the chrysanthemum is torn apart!

Immediately, Xu Shiyu's heart also began to get excited, a superhero who can blow away a group of people with a sneeze must not be a deception, he must believe it unconditionally!

Looks like he's going to be developed!

"Ah, your sister?"

However, Xu Zhimo glanced at him again, and said disdainfully: "It seems that it is still too much, okay, then I will give you 1.8 million." ”

"Ahh

"I poof......"

Xu Shiyu's eyes widened, as if he had been struck by lightning, his whole body trembled, and he sat directly on the ground.

The whole inner world collapsed.

1.8 million, damn, how can there be a nanny of 1.8 million a month, that's the bodyguard of the president!

It's too much, it seems that there is still a mistake, 180,000 directly becomes 1.8 million, oh my God, what kind of logic is this person's brain, the logic of the gods, I can't understand it at all!!

"Look at your bastard ...... who hasn't seen money"

Xu Zhimo was contemptuous again, and his face was helpless: "Hey, it seems that you are still too much, but if you have it, I will give you 18 million, you can always do it! I beg you, can you calm down? Can you calm down a little?"

"Eighteen Hundred ......"

Xu Shiyu's lips trembled, his whole body twitched, and he sat on the ground, groaning in his whole heart.

Eighteen million, he is a small network administrator, an astronomical amount that he can't think of in his life!

Xu Shiyu couldn't believe that he was prostrate in front of Xu Zhimo, his whole body was trembling, and his voice was trembling: "Hero, you, what you said is true? You, you are not joking with me?" After all, he has not seen real money, and anyone can afford to open a blank check, anyway, he just shouts with his mouth open!

"Of course it's true. ”

"Am I joking?"

Xu Zhimo stared at his eyes, his expression was serious, and at the same time, his heart moved, using the system, gold coins to convert yuan.

"Bang!"

"Bang!"

"Bang!"

......

With a loud bang, a stack of renminbi appeared out of thin air, fell from the sky, and constantly smashed on Xu Shiyu.

"Ah......h

"Ah......h

"Ah......h

Xu Shiyu was smashed and screamed continuously.

But at the same time, his eyes were glowing blood-red.

Suddenly, I saw that the ground was full of hundred-dollar bills, and this kid was buried by money on the street.

"Oh my God, my God......"

"That's a lot of money, a lot of money......"

Soon, Xu Shiyu's whole person was also excited, so excited that he burst into tears, as if he was crazy, rolling in the money, constantly rolling.

I didn't expect Xu Zhimo to directly hit him with 18 million cash without saying a word, the feeling of being smashed by money is so wonderful!

Xu Shiyu was about to go crazy with joy.

18,000 is too much to give 180,000, 180,000 is too much to 1.8 million, and finally simply smash him 18 million, what kind of mentality and logic is this? In short, the mentality of a real local tyrant is something that the poor can't understand at all, no, the superhero in front of him is definitely not a local tyrant, but a giant tyrant!

"Believe it, I didn't lie to you. ”

Looking at Xu Shiyu who was swimming in the money, Xu Zhimo pouted his eyes with disdain, and said with a grin: "Nanny, this is your month's salary." ”

"Heroes, superheroes, no, immortals, you are a great immortal. ”

"From now on, I am your nanny, your recognized servant, your faithful nanny, your loyal servant. ”

Xu Shiyu shouted excitedly while rolling in the money: "Master, don't worry, I am definitely a qualified nanny, I will help you with laundry and cooking, serve you tea and water, and help you pour and pee......"

Now, he is 100% convinced that Xu Zhimo is going to hire him as a nanny.

Also, he is 100% convinced that Xu Zhimo sitting in the baby rocking chair is definitely not a human being, nor a superhero, but a god, a god-level immortal!

"Who the hell wants you to pour and pee!"

"I just want you to get out of the car. ”

Xu Zhimo sweated wildly in his heart, and at the same time, he laughed secretly.

A burning coin is equivalent to 100 million yuan, 18 million yuan, and less than one-fifth of a burning coin, for him, it is really an inconspicuous little money, he didn't pay attention to it at all, and smashed it out casually.

He didn't pretend to be forced, this time, he really didn't pretend!

However......

Invisible pretense, the most deadly!

"Wow!"

At this moment, there was an uproar all around.

"That's a lot of money. ”

"Money fell from the sky......"

"Hero, I'm going to be your babysitter. ”

"Big brother, I'm going to be a babysitter for you too. ”

"God, I can do laundry and cook, and I am also a chef in a five-star hotel......"

"Tuhao, choose me, choose me, I have a D cup, I have a water snake waist, I can warm the bed at night, I will ...... in all postures"

"Juhao, please hug your thighs and hug your waist......"

Soon, there was another shout all around, and all at once there was agitation.

"Holy!"

Glancing around, Xu Zhimo was startled.

On the street in broad daylight, a large pile of money was thrown out of thin air to bury people, this scene, the people around saw it, the people nearby, and those who had just been scared away by Xu Zhimo, all ran back one by one, shouting while running wildly.

Seeing that a large group of men and women rushed up like crazy, the men were like tigers, and the women were like wolves, Xu Zhimo's heart tightened, the chrysanthemums trembled, and he couldn't help but think of the fact that he was forced to bow by the nightclub girl overlord last night.

"Say!"

Xu Zhimo shuddered, and hurriedly shouted: "Nanny, push me away." ”

"Huh?"

Xu Shiyu, who was rolling in the money, was stunned for a moment: "Master, but this money?" His salary was all over the ground, which was not something that could be filled in one or two sacks, and he hadn't started loading it yet.

"Ah, your sister. ”

"I'm all a nanny for Lao Tzu, and I still care about this little money, you are a useless thing. ”

Xu Zhimo scolded and roared: "Don't want these, leave here first, Lao Tzu will give you another two months, no, half a year." ”

"Really?"

Xu Shiyu was stunned incredulously.

"Long live the master!"

"Long live the master!"

Immediately, his expression perked up again, his eyes began to light up again, and he shouted again: "Master, your nanny is here." Jumping up from the pile of money, he rushed towards Xu Zhimo excitedly.

Needless to say, of course Xu Zhimo's words are true, how can it be false, he is now 100% convinced.

Xu Shiyu quickly ran behind Xu Zhimo, held the baby rocking chair with both hands, and shouted: "Master, where are we going?"

"When Lao Tzu first arrived, he didn't even know which city was here, how did he know where to go. ”

Xu Zhimo roared unhappily, heard the screams around him, and shouted: "Oops, a group of wolf dogs have pounced, nanny, take me out of here." ”

"Okay, master, then go to my house first. ”

Xu Shiyu reacted quickly, no longer verbose, pushed the baby rocking chair and began to run like a mad dog.

"Ula Ula ......"

"Two tigers, two tigers, run fast, run fast......"

As the baby rocking chair moved, a burst of innocent and childish nursery rhymes came out of the rocking chair.

"I poof......"

Xu Zhimo, who was sitting in the baby bouncer chair, directly spurted out a mouthful of old blood.

Unexpectedly, this chair is still an electronic music version, as long as it moves, it will automatically play nursery rhymes, Nima, it really deserves to be the 'Tianba Dynamic Bully Tua' baby rocking chair!

Such a funny!

......

"Buzz~"

Xu Zhimo's newly recruited nanny pushed him hard in the streets and alleys, above the earth, in the air of 100,000 zhang, the huge cyclone was getting bigger and bigger, and it had formed a confrontation with the earth in space.

Under the cover of the sky, although it is daytime, the entire daylight can no longer shine on the earth.

"Buzz~"

The huge cyclone slowly rotated with the power that affected the heavens and the earth, and in the center of the huge cyclone, an amazing black hole gradually appeared, and bursts of humming sounds continued to sound from the black hole.