Two tigers, two tigers, run fast, run fast

Tuhao, I want to be your nanny. Updates are the fastest

Giant, wait for me

Big money, give it a chance.

Master Hao, beg for care, beg for your thighs and hug your waist.

Godfather, godfather

Under a long electronic version of the children's rhyme, Xu Shiyu pushed Xu Zhimo to run like a mad dog in the streets and alleys, and a large group of people behind chased after him, and there were more and more, making all kinds of screams and shouts while chasing, as if the world was crazy.

In these years, although there are many local tyrants, there are not many tycoons who use money to smash people to hit the streets, and today I finally met one, no matter how terrible he is, even if he wants to eat people, he would rather die than miss it

The people behind were about to catch up.

Nanny, run hard for me.

Grass, I didn't have breakfast, I accelerated and accelerated.

See, as long as I pretend to be a little forced, there are groups of people who want to be my nanny, and they can queue up from Beijing to New York and then turn around and queue up to Rio de Janeiro

Hearing the noise behind him, Xu Zhimo was a little proud to collapse in the baby rocking chair, but more frightened, human beings are so crazy, they don't want to be disciplined, he can only keep yelling.

Everywhere he passed, he attracted countless strange and foolish eyes.

No one wants to rob me, I'm the master's only nanny

I'm the best babysitter in the world, and my mom says I'm a natural babysitter

Come on

Xu Shiyu pushed the baby rocking chair, and he was also roaring constantly, as if he was desperate, like a wild horse that had escaped from the leash, and ran wildly.

This job, it's 18 million a month

He is out of the way, whoever robs him, he fights with whom

The streets and alleys are chasing frantically, and the electronic version of the children's rhyme has been ringing non-stop: two tigers, two tigers, run fast, run fast

Your uncle's

Run fast, you sister

Xu Zhimo could afford goosebumps all over his body, and he was about to foam at the mouth, and complained frantically in his heart: System, how can you keep singing this Tianba Tua, can you turn off the children's songs here

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Hint, no

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The corners of Xu Zhimo's mouth trembled, and he groaned in his heart: I am the Emperor of China, I am especially the Emperor of China, the Emperor of China who combines majesty and domineering, is synonymous with tallness and majesty, I don't want to be so naïve

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Hint, this thing is an electronic music version, which is made of imitation of a modern baby rocking chair, and once the Tianba Dynamic Bomb Tua acts, the nursery rhyme will be played automatically

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Xu Zhimo seemed to have a cerebral hemorrhage, his whole face trembled, and his heart roared again: No, I refuse, no, I refuse, I don't want to listen to the two old mothers, can you change me to a more mature one

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Hint, it's two tigers, not two old mothers

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Xu Zhimo was about to cry, he was about to burst into tears, and he collapsed in the baby rocking chair, not only the whole person was paralyzed, but even the entire inner world was paralyzed.

Oh my God, the magic sound is brainwashing, I can't stand it

Can this song be stopped?

At this moment, Xu Shiyu was also very devastated, the children's song here was simply a brainwashing magic sound, so that he couldn't help but want to run and sing along, so he could only shout: Master, this is too ostentatious, too attractive to attention, those people follow the voice, so we can't run away.

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Xu Zhimo's paralyzed heart trembled again, if he could stop, he still used him to call but he couldn't say that he couldn't control it, it would be too faceless, he could only be arrogant and unreasonable: Lao Tzu is still childlike, Lao Tzu just likes nursery rhymes, nanny, run hard for me.

Yes, master.

Come on

Master, it's almost there.

Xu Shiyu gritted his teeth and ran wildly, and at this moment, he looked upbeat again, and pushed the baby rocking chair into an alleyway.

Century Star Internet Cafe

Xu Zhimo squinted his eyes and looked ahead, stunned in his heart, and shouted: Nanny, didn't you say to go to your house, why did you push me to the Internet café

Xu Shiyu shouted as he ran: Master, you know, I am a small network administrator, and I live in this Internet café.

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Xu Zhimo sweated in his heart, feeling that this kid was a young man from outside, who had no money to rent a house, worked in an Internet café, and by the way, he also lived directly in an Internet café, and immediately said: I don't want to hurt these mortals, okay, then go to the Internet café first and get rid of these people.

Yes, master.

Xu Shiyu pushed Xu Zhimo and rushed to the Internet café.

Wait a minute.

What are you doing, what are you doing

Xu Shiyu pushed the baby rocking chair and was about to rush into the Internet café, when the sound of blocking the road sounded, and several young people blocked the way.

I saw a few people squatting at the door of the Internet café, with dirty hair and clothes, cigarettes in their mouths, and they looked like they were handsome.

Xiao Xu, what are you pushing

Damn, what the hell

Damn, there's a guy in the stroller.

Damn, it's still a big-headed monster baby.

Damn, Xiao Xu, why are so many people chasing you

Damn, you kid is not robbing people

Damn, I've only heard of robbing women and children, but I haven't heard of robbing such mentally retarded adults

As soon as a few gangsters saw Xu Zhimo in the baby bouncer, they all jumped up, their eyes widened, and they began to lean on continuously.

What to rely on, put my mouth clean, this is my master.

The panting Xu Shiyu raised his head, straightened his chest, and said arrogantly: Get out of the way of me, otherwise my master will be angry, and a single glance will shoot you to death.

He is a foreigner, a small network administrator, he used to be very afraid of these local gangsters, but now with Xu Zhimo's support, he knows that his master is a superhero, no, he is a fairy, so his courage has become stronger.

Hey, how bold are you kid today

I haven't beaten you in a few days

Ha, take a big-headed monster baby and an adult mentally retarded child as a backer, are you kid his head squeezed by the door, hit by a car, stupid

Hahaha

The group of thugs was stunned for a moment, and then burst out laughing.

Nima's

You're a big-headed monster baby, and your whole family is a big-headed monster baby.

You're a mentally handicapped adult, and your whole family is an intellectually handicapped adult.

Xu Zhimo scolded a few times angrily, if he was in the other world, these little gangsters in front of him would have been wiped out at this moment, and when he saw that the group of people chasing the giants were about to rush over, his heart moved again, and he shouted at those gangsters: You guys, now you are my lowest-level doglegs.

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Or the lowest level of doglegs.

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Nima, curse.

Big-headed monster baby, look for smoke, right?

As soon as they heard Xu Zhimo's words, several thugs suddenly screamed, smashed their cigarette butts one by one, and glared at Xu Zhimo.

A bunch of things that don't have eyes

Xu Zhimo glanced at a few people and muttered: Qin Shi Huang Genghis Khan Lu Bu Xiang Yu, and even the Jade Emperor Sun Wukong are all Lao Tzu's dog legs, let you be my lowest dog legs, that is the blessing you have cultivated for eight lifetimes.

I call you

Hahaha

This big-headed monster baby is indeed a disabled and mentally retarded child.

My brother has never beaten a disabled and mentally retarded child, and today he is going to open foreign meat.

Kill him.

A group of thugs laughed loudly in anger, rolling up their sleeves and rolling their arms, ready to beat Xu Zhimo.

A bunch of things that don't have eyes

Xu Zhimo scolded again and said very casually: Doglegs, this is the street fee that Lao Tzu gave you.

bang

bang

bang

Xu Zhimo didn't hesitate, his heart moved, and the money he smashed appeared out of thin air, fell from the sky, and directly smashed on several gangsters, smashing them all to the ground.

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Smash Lao Tzu.

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Money, it's money.

Money, a lot of money.

Several thugs were smashed and dizzy, first roaring and yelling, but as soon as they saw what they had smashed clearly, they were stunned for another three seconds, and then shouted excitedly.

Rich, rich.

Oh my God, that's a lot of money.

The money dropped in the sky directly flattened a piece of land, and it was all hundred-yuan bills, and the gangsters were the same as Xu Shiyu before, one by one, they were extremely excited, holding the money, facing the sky, staring at it carefully, there were gold threads, there were seals, it was not fake money, it was real money

knelt on the ground one by one, kept holding the money, and was ecstatic with the money.

This kind of thing that can only happen in a dream really happens in reality, and of course the emotions will get out of control on the spot.

Hey, I've never seen the world

Xu Zhimo sighed, his voice became heavier, and it was extremely loud: These are just meeting and rewarding.

And that's just a meet-and-greet tip.

Oh, my God

That's a lot of money

Oh my God, am I dreaming

A few little gangsters who were so excited that they were about to go crazy were all sobered up by the shock.

A few thugs screamed excitedly, their voices trembled, and they began to slap their faces with their hands, only to find that it hurt, it really hurts.

Suddenly, a few gangsters who rolled up their sleeves and grabbed their arms and were ready to beat Xu Zhimo worshiped Xu Zhimo again.

This person sitting in the baby rocking chair, who can summon RMB to smash people out of thin air, is it the God of Wealth?

Immortals, immortals

However, the God of Wealth is a bird's egg, and he has already been shot into slag by Xu Zhimo's divine light cannon.

All the belongings of the God of Wealth are enough for Xu Zhimo to upgrade to the next level of the system.

I was smashed with money, and I even worshipped me.

Xu Zhimo said that he was very helpless and wanted to shrug his shoulders, but unfortunately he couldn't move, so he said: Doglegs, don't be excited, as long as you are obedient, I promise to bury you all with money, but if you are disobedient, I will also use money to hit you, but it will not be paper money, but coins

coins

I'll strangle you

A few thugs trembled in their hearts, if they were hit by a coin worth 10 million dollars, what would be the consequences, and they would never have to go to the hospital and pull the crematorium directly.

The boss, once you worship the boss, you will be the boss for life.

Boss, from now on, we are your doglegs, the lowest doglegs.

Top dog

Soon, a few gangsters who were about to beat Xu Zhimo just now worshipped Xu Zhimo wildly, and the speed of seeing the wind and rudder was really faster than turning a book.

That's pretty much it.

Xu Zhimo smiled in his heart, and saw that a large group of men and women who hugged the thighs of the giant man and begged to be his nanny had chased him across the street, and immediately, his eyes narrowed again, and he opened the system store to buy items.

bang

bang

bang

There were a few loud bangs, and a few more things smashed on the ground, but this time it was not money that came out, but a few submachine guns.

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No way

I'm going to make a big deal

Suddenly, several submachine guns smashed in front of them, and several thugs jumped up from the ground in fright, looking terrified, and screaming at the top of their lungs.

They are just a few street gangsters, when they are the most arrogant, that is, they drag watermelon knives to scare and scare the faint of heart, where have they ever seen submachine guns

Low-level doglegs, what are you stunned

Even if you don't play it really, you've always played it every day, CS and Counter-Strike.

Xu Zhimo glanced at a few thugs, but regardless of whether they could accept this reality or not, he directly ordered: My low-level doglegs, pick up the submachine gun for me, surround me, and protect me.

Yes, Boss.

Yes, boss.

Several thugs got up from the shock and excitement, picked up the submachine gun from the ground, and rolled towards Xu Zhimo while grabbing money all over the ground and stuffing it into his clothes.

Da-da-da-da

In the excitement, I don't know which dogleg who didn't have long eyes accidentally pulled the trigger, causing the submachine gun to go off, and the muzzle of the gun was just facing Xu Zhimo, spewing out a long tongue of fire, and a shuttle of bullets was all shot at Xu Zhimo.

ah

master

Top dog

This time, both the nanny and the doglegs were startled and panicked.

No way

Xu Zhimo also shouted, but he was a vegetative person and couldn't hide at all.

Bang bang bang

More than a dozen bullets hit Xu Zhimo's body, making a sound of iron marbles smashing the steel plate, sparks flew in all directions, and the bullet casings all collapsed and flew out.

cracking sound

The bullets that flew out shattered the nearby doors and windows, which shows that this is definitely not a fake gun.

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Xu Zhimo scolded with a dark face again, fortunately he was hard enough, very hard, otherwise he would have been shot into a sieve by the legs of the puppy he had just collected.

Although I knew that there was no danger, I couldn't help but be scared when I was shot.

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Oh, my God

King Kong is not bad

Superman

Immortals

Superheroes

was shot by a submachine gun, and seeing that Xu Zhimo didn't have anything to do, the nanny and the doglegs screamed again, holding their heads with both hands and pulling their hair hard, screaming incredibly.

In such an instant, the awe and worship of Xu Zhimo directly rose to an insurmountable level.

Blind dare to shoot Lao Tzu, damn it, give me some eyes.

Xu Zhimo roared unhappily, and seeing that those who wanted to hug his thighs had all rushed up, he said: Dogs, rob me.

Open the robbery

No way

Boss, you let us kill people

A few doglegs held submachine guns, stared at their eyes and opened their mouths wide, and they were all frightened again.

Don't bring such a frenzy

They are just street gangsters, and they are not feared underworld gangsters, they have never killed anyone, this is the 21st century, the rule of law is will, and murder will be shot

A bunch of unproductive things, called yours

Xu Zhimo's face was dark again, thinking that he was in the other world, Li Zhenglincheng and these people are now all madmen who slaughter ghosts and kill immortals and kill the three armies, and now these low-level dogs are really embarrassed by his face, and said angrily: Who said that the robbery is to kill, deterrence and suppression, deterrence and suppression, do you understand

I don't understand

A few gangsters shook their heads together like monks.

Say yours

Xu Zhimo really wanted to jump up and kick people with his feet, but unfortunately he couldn't move, so he could only yell again: It's not good to study at a young age, come out to society, there is no egg culture, I really feel sorry for your parents.

Several thugs carried submachine guns, looking embarrassed, dazed, shy, and ashamed.

Say yours

Xu Zhimo shouted again: Of course you can't hit people, my low-level dogs, hold a submachine gun for me and open it to the sky.

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I get it.

Deterrence repression.

Several thugs suddenly understood, began to smile again, and according to Xu Zhimo's instructions, they all raised their submachine guns.

Don't come here, or we'll shoot.

I really shot it.

Damn, one step forward, Lao Tzu will beat you into a sieve.

Lao Tzu shoots you into honeycomb coal.

You don't believe in evil anymore, do you?

After understanding what deterrence and repression were, several thugs began to yell at those who rushed at them, and they scared them hard.

Dada

One by one, they raised their submachine guns and began to fire into the sky.

The gangsters were all hot-blooded young people who were stunned, and as soon as the guns rang out, they were naturally enthusiastic and excited.

Dada

It felt so enjoyable, too exciting, so cool, a few thugs looked crazy, their faces were red with excitement, like a group of terrorists robbing houses, holding submachine guns and fighting wildly.

Dada

has no culture, no quality, no education, no legal knowledge, all of them have no king's law, laughing wildly, shooting wildly into the sky.

Killing.

Terrorists are attacking.

Run.

Those who chased Xu Zhimo and took the initiative to dedicate themselves to hugging their thighs and wanted to be his nanny became a mess for a while, money was very attractive, but as soon as they heard the gunshots, a group of ordinary mortals were still scared after all, and their instinctive reaction was to fart and urine, and they fled in all directions.

One by one, they ran faster than pheasants.

Damn, I still know I'm afraid.

Xu Zhimo glanced around, and said earnestly: Be a man, you still have to drip, don't give up your dignity if you pick up money, scare away a group of followers, and said to Xu Shiyu: Nanny, let's go. Say to the doglegs: My low-level doglegs, keep up with me. To be continued.