Chapter 118, Ya Yan Butterfly
readx;? Fan Xiaojian fixed his mind and asked Poison Eleven: "I'm getting married?"
Poison Eleven said: "Grandma arranged it, you don't need to know it." Pen, fun, pavilion www. biqugeγ infoβ
Fan Xiaojian couldn't understand Poison Eleven's slave thinking, and asked, "Marriage is my business, why can't I know? Besides, who am I marrying?"
Poison Eleven shook his head and said, "I don't know." And he said, "Maybe with grandma." β
Fan Xiaojian let out a miserable scream: "What?!" Xin said that he was really targeted by this old witch.
Just as he was about to ask another question, there was a sound of hurried footsteps outside, and Fan Xiaojian hurriedly left Poison Eleven and returned to the bedside.
Poison Twenty-Three came in and asked Fan Xiaojian, "What was your name just now?"
Fan Xiaojian said: "It's okay, practice your voice." β
Poison Twenty-three stared at Fan Xiaojian with an unfriendly face.
Fan Xiaojian said: "What do you see, if you are in a hurry, ask your grandmother to give you to me." β
Poison Twenty-three's body was shocked, his face changed greatly, and he turned around and walked away quickly.
Fan Xiaojian stepped forward and hugged Poison Eleven's thigh: "Eleven, save me!I don't want to marry my grandma, I'm still a virgin, 555~~~"
Poison Eleven's legs were warm and trembling slightly.
Fan Xiaojian raised his head and looked at Poison Eleven: "Eleven, I really can't get married to my grandma, the age gap between us is too big, and there will be a generation gap." β
Poison Eleven asked, "Didn't you say that the old emperor could have hundreds of thousands of young concubines?
Fan Xiaojian said: "Those are all bad people, so we don't want to learn from them." β
Poison Eleven asked: "Then you still work for bad people?" The word part-time job was also taught by Fan Xiaojian.
Fan Xiaojian said: "I, I was also forced, 555~~~"
Poison Eleven said: "I'm a slave, I'm afraid of grandma, don't look for me, I can't help it, you should listen to grandma and be a good slave." β
Fan Xiaojian said: "You stupid, what are you a good slave, are you a little idealistic?"
Poison Eleven said, "Ideal?"
Fan Xiaojian said: "Yes, ideal, in this way, I will leave this place with you, let's go outside to find the ideal together, I can take you anywhere in the world and tell you about it, such as Hawaii." β
Poison Eleven shook his head: "I'm not going, I'll be my slave." β
Fan Xiaojian said: "But I can't be a slave, I can't marry my grandmother, then I will die." β
Poison Eleven said, "Why do you die, will you die if you get married?"
Fan Xiaojian nodded: "Really, a fortune teller told me that I can't get married, and I will die as soon as I get married." β
Poison Eleven said: "Then you talk to grandma yourself, I don't dare." β
Fan Xiaojian said: "Grandma won't worry about my life or death, this old pervert, maybe the dead won't let go, please, you just let me go, the two of us will go together." β
Poison Eleven shook his head: "I won't go with you, you can go by yourself." β
Fan Xiao was overjoyed when he saw it, wiped a handful of non-existent tears and said, "Okay, then you take me out." β
"Where are you going?" Poison Twenty-Three asked coldly, Fan Xiao was shocked, only to find out that Poison Twenty-Three was back.
Poison Eleven put Fan Xiaojian on the back of the giant panda, Fan Xiaojian hesitated and said, "Eleven, it's okay for you to kill Poison Twenty-three, right? β
Poison Eleven said: "I didn't kill her, I just knocked her unconscious, grandma wants to kill me, you can leave." β
Fan Xiaojian felt a contradiction in his heart, knowing that his grandmother would definitely kill Poison Eleven, but if he wanted to take Poison Eleven away, this wood-like slave would definitely not leave, thinking of Qin and Master He, he gritted his teeth and said, "Eleven, don't you regret it?" β
Poison Eleven shook his head: "I'm not leaving." After saying that, he patted the giant panda's buttocks, and the giant panda took Fan Xiaojian out, Fan Xiaojian turned around on the back of the giant panda, and saw that Poison Eleven had gone, and his heart ached, and his heart said that although I saved my life, I killed this kind girl.
Fan Xiaojian rode a giant panda through the mountains, he didn't know the road, and Poison Eleven didn't know either, but he was very clever enough to think of a way, and it was definitely right to go down the mountain, so he commanded the giant panda all the way down.
One person and one bear ran for a long time, Fan Xiaojian's fear in his heart was slightly relieved, there was a shallow stream in front of him, the giant panda came to the stream on his own initiative, let's lick the water, Fan Xiaojian looked back at the direction he came, and found that he didn't know what direction it was, where he ran from, he couldn't identify it, but fortunately it was all the way down, it must be getting farther and farther away, Poison Eleven had already told him that everyone was in Shennongjia, this piece of mountains, boundless, I think the old witch will not find it.
The giant panda drank the water, stepped across the stream, and continued to descend, suddenly, a dense bamboo forest appeared in front of it, and he was overjoyed, stopped again, and stepped forward to gnaw on the bamboo.
Fan Xiaojian waited for the giant panda to finish gnawing on the bamboo and left, but this guy gnawed endlessly, Fan Xiaojian looked around with a weak heart, afraid of being chased by Shennongmen, so he pulled the reins of the giant panda to force it to leave, the giant panda was as steady as Mount Tai, motionless, and had no reaction to being led, although his eyes clearly saw Fan Xiaojian's move.
Fan Xiaojian was sweating on his head and wanted to be rough, but he understood that now his strength could not beat the giant panda, don't provoke this honest and simple guy, and eat him again, he knows that the giant panda also eats meat. Thinking of being honest and simple, and suddenly thinking of Poison Eleven, I couldn't help but feel slightly sour in my heart.
Fan Xiaojian looked around, his heart became more and more unsteady, and he had the intention to throw this guy away by himself, but it would definitely be slower, so he hated the lesson of this foodie: "Eat, eat, eat, just know how to eat! Like you are so stupid, no wonder you will almost be extinct, why don't you grow your brain, you say! You say!" After speaking, he poked the giant panda's head with his hand.
The giant panda continued to hold the bamboo and gnaw without heart or lungs, looking at him with two innocent little eyes, and did not delay eating in his mouth.
"What about Sanniang's godson, have you said enough?" a cold voice sounded behind him.
"Who?!" Fan Xiaojian didn't have time to turn back, he only felt that his body was flying, and then the trees and rocks on both sides flew back in his eyes.
Fan Xiaojian thought about the speaker's voice carefully, and couldn't help sweating: "Old witch!" struggled to look back, and sure enough, it was Shennong's poisonous grandmother with a blank face, who was grabbing herself to perform light skills and go back.
Shennong's poisonous grandmother asked coldly: "Do you know why I found you?"
Fan Xiaojian said: "I don't know, is it Eleven?" Speaking of this, he slapped his mouth, and said in his heart, how can he doubt Eleven, this is all the reason why his brain can't keep up with his mouth.
Shennong's poisonous grandmother said coldly: "Every giant panda has my Shennongmen's special medicinal powder, others don't know, this medicinal powder has a special fragrance, but only grandma I can smell it, so you will find you even if you run to the edge of the sky." β
Fan Xiaojian couldn't help but be angry: "Why are you like a dog's nose, why don't you go to minesweep?"
Back at Shennongmen, all the disciples lined up and waited quietly, Poison Eleven stood alone in front of everyone, Shennong Poison looked at Poison Eleven with an expressionless face: "Take it down! Throw it into the Ten Thousand Worm Cave! Be bitten by ten thousand insects!"
Immediately, the two of them came up and dragged Poison Eleven down, Poison Eleven looked blank, did not struggle at all, and did not look at Fan Xiaojian, and let the two drag them away.
When Fan Xiaojian heard this, he couldn't help but stand on end, this is a living person eaten by insects, how can Poison 11 be like a piece of wood? Why don't you resist? I am so sorry for her to be like this! I immediately rushed up to rob Poison 11, but was pushed to the ground by a heel, and was picked up and grabbed by two poisonous girls, and watched Poison 11 being dragged away by the two, without even looking back, thinking that Poison 11 would be eaten alive by a group of insects later, I couldn't help but shed tears.
Looking back at Shennong's poisonous grandmother, Fan Xiaojian saw that his eyes were spewing fire, and he was about to rush forward, but was pressed in place by two poisonous girls like nails, Fan Xiaojian shouted while piercing: "You old witch! Old pervert! Old immortal! You throw people to insects to eat, I will bite you to death! You let me go!"
Shennong's poisonous grandmother shouted: "Let go!"
Fan Xiaojian rushed forward, but before the person arrived, he was circled by Shennong's poisonous grandmother with one hand, and the volley was reversed 720 degrees plus a Thomas full spin, and the technical score was 10, and he fell to the ground solidly.
Shennong's poisonous grandmother turned around and left, without looking back, and said, "Wash him clean!
Fan Xiaojian scolded: "Fuck clean, you should wash the carrots! β
Before he finished speaking, a ball of cloth flew from Shennong's poisonous grandmother from afar, just gagged in his mouth, and then was lifted up by two poisonous girls on their backs to the sky, and then turned around and entered a bathroom with a wooden floor, a large wooden barrel in the middle, the heat came up, and the water was sprinkled with flower petals, and two ugly girls stood barefoot on both sides, and there was only a set of three-point styles left on the body, and the skin could be seen and the same as normal peopleοΌ
The two poisonous girls didn't talk nonsense with him, and peeled him all over his body, like peeling eggs, and peeled them clean, Fan Xiaojian could cover the front and cover the back, in short, he didn't know where to cover, and he hadn't thought about the key protection direction, and the person was lifted high and then put in a wooden barrel.
The two three-point ugly girls entered the barrel and did not speak, rubbing Fan Xiaojian all over their bodies, without any privacy and face at all, destroying flowers with spicy hands, it was simply inhumane.
Fan Xiaojian protested: "Wait, wait!"
The two ugly girls stopped and looked at him.
Fan Xiaojian looked at the two people in the barrel, their skin and figure, they were all the best choice, Xiaojian couldn't help but make a splash, and said: "I have a request, you can wash me, but you have to bring two beauty masks, let me think about which two actresses." β
The two ugly girls ignored him and continued to work for him.
Fan Xiaojian had no power to resist, so he had to be baptized while shouting: "Hey, hey, do you have any reaction to washing me like this?
A drop of blood burst out of Fan Xiaojian's nose and fell on the surface of the barrel, like a scarlet flower blooming.
"Ya Yan Butterfly! I don't want to enter! Ya Yan Butterfly! I don't want to go in!" Fan Xiaojian was in front of a jubilant door dressed up, holding the door with both hands, and kept screaming in his mouth.
In the end, two jubilant maids who were also dressed broke their fingers one by one and dragged them in.
The house is very big.
The room is full of Chinese red, and all kinds of festive small parts of all sizes hang in the space, slowly swaying in the air.
Inside is a large bed.
The mosquito net is pink, light and soft, slightly undulating, like a girl's mind that fluctuates under strong pressure.
Shennong's poisonous grandmother sat quietly at the head of the bed in red, with a red hijab on her head, and Su embroidered with dragons and phoenixes.
The maid asked Fan Xiaojian to lift the hijab.
Fan Xiaojian didn't move like a piece of wood.
The maid grabbed Fan Xiaojian's shoulder and said, "Open it!"
Fan Xiaojian struggled: "Lift a fart! She has no hands herself? She wants to lift herself! What are you doing with her head covered! Pretend to be shy!"
Fan Xiao saw that he was dead or alive, and was grabbed by the two maids, and kept shouting: "Ya Yan Butterfly!
Fan Xiaojian's hand was forcibly grabbed and lifted the hijab.
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