readx;? Fan Xiaojian said: "I promise!"

Shennong's poisonous grandmother smiled and said, "You promised so quickly, you must be thinking about grabbing the knife after you finish learning, right?"

Fan Xiaojian also smiled and said, "But I don't agree and I can't do it, I promise you and I doubt it, this is too difficult to be a man, I won't pretend to be embarrassed to play a play for you." Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Shennong's poisonous grandmother said: "You didn't act well just now, but now you're acting well." ”

Fan Xiaojian said: "Grandma, what do you want me to do to believe it?"

Shennong's poisonous grandmother said: "Grandma doesn't bother with you, after all, you have made great contributions to my Shennongmen, you only learn detoxification, don't learn to make drugs, and it is harmless to my Shennongmen, I will teach you." ”

Fan Xiao was overjoyed when he saw it and said, "Thank you, Lord Longen." ”

Shennong's poisonous grandmother frowned and said, "You say that you are a scholar of Xuanwu Palace, and you see that what you say in many places is indeed like this, but why does grandma think it is impossible now?"

Fan Xiaojian said: "How is it impossible, let me tell you what the emperor's dragon chair looks like." ”

Shennong's poisonous grandmother waved her hand: "No need, you are really an official of the imperial court, how can you casually say thank you to a grass people?" After speaking, he carefully observed Fan Xiaojian's expression.

Fan Xiao was stupid, he was a traverser, he had no reverence for the emperor, and he couldn't help but bring it out when he spoke, which was something that he didn't dare to say in ancient times, not to mention that as a scholar of Xuanwu Palace, that was the face of the imperial court, this quality, can you talk nonsense?

I had to say with a bitter face: "I'm too excited, thank you grandma for your kindness, I don't know how to describe it, that's why I say this, in fact, I'm not usually like this, I usually have to be more reserved and solemn, I don't believe you can ask the two of them." ”

Shennong's poisonous grandmother waved her hand: "Okay, okay, you don't need to say it, grandma knows." "The heart said that you are not usually like a court minister, I don't know why you know so many secrets in the palace, maybe it is the son of a court minister, but this quality does not look like it, in short, it is not like four, it is difficult to say.

So he said: "From tomorrow, grandma happens to have time, you come and learn detoxification with grandma." ”

Fan Xiaojian said, "Detached!" and quickly covered his mouth.

Shennong's poisonous grandmother looked at him with complicated eyes, and then waved her hand.

Fan Xiaojian returned to his VIP cell, he couldn't help but be excited, he was intoxicated for a long time, and when he looked back at the two door gods of Poison Eleven and Poison Twenty-three, he could notice that the expressions in their eyes were different, so he nodded and secretly praised himself.

Since then, Fan Xiaojian has been a guinea pig and Shennong's poisonous grandmother learned the method of relieving the palm of the sky, and Fan Xiaojian learned that there are few people under Shennong's disciples who really learn detoxification and drug production with Shennong's poisonous grandmother, and the poison twenty-three is not learned, but the poison eleven poisons, twelve poisons, thirteen poisons, fourteen poisons, and fifteen, the poison fifteen was inexplicably beaten to death by Shennong's poisonous grandmother, as for the previous poison one to poison ten, but I didn't see it, Fan Xiaojian thought to himself that maybe all of them died under the hands of Shennong's poisonous grandmother.

This old witch is moody, take people not like people, the reason why Fan Xiaojian can learn, I think it is because of two great achievements, one is to become a guinea pig taking medicine, and the other is to contribute a tanka, although it is not voluntary, this tanka is still useful to deter insects, it is just a magic weapon for Shennongmen to catch insects, no wonder Shennong's poisonous grandma has to be cheeky and say that it is her own, there are these two points, so she got the special preferential treatment of Shennong's poisonous grandma. In fact, Fan Xiaojian secretly had a layer of worry, because there was no man here, worried that this grandma would take the opportunity to rub oil.

After being favored by Shennong's poisonous grandmother, the ugly girls were polite to Fan Xiaojian, just to prevent him from escaping. However, Fan Xiaojian didn't understand that this poisonous eleven didn't look big, obviously smaller than the poisonous twenty-three, why could he also learn from Shennong's poisonous grandmother, once Fan Xiaojian quietly asked Poison Eleven, only to know that Poison Eleven was picked up by Shennong's poisonous grandmother since he was a child, and he was different from everyone, the youngest, but he was the eldest sister, so he understood that there was still a difference between intimacy and intimacy, and this Shennong poisonous grandmother was not exempt from vulgarity.

Fan Xiaojian found out in the process of learning that there are really a lot of poisonous insects raised by Shennong's poisonous grandma, all kinds of strange ones, and there are many more that he doesn't let him see, but he noticed that there are no animals such as poisonous snakes, and there are no medicinal materials such as poisonous weeds, only insects, Fan Xiaojian asked Shennong why he didn't raise poisonous snakes, he didn't persuade Shennong poisonous grandma to raise these harmful things, it was purely a curiosity to be full, Shennong poisonous grandma smiled coldly and said: "The poison in the world, poisonous insects are the most, and the others are useless." ”

Fan Xiaojian was not convinced, and said: "Aren't lions and tigers more powerful? ”

Shennong's poisonous grandmother said: "Beasts know that they are afraid, and lions and tigers know that they are afraid and run away with their tails, when have you ever seen insects scared away?"

Fan Xiaojian thought to himself that he had never seen this, because the insects had no feelings, and Shennong's poisonous grandmother said: "What's more, how many lions and tigers can give birth to a year? If the insects want to reproduce, how many can they reproduce at once?"

Fan Xiaojian thought to himself, this insect's reproductive ability is too strong, if there is no limit in nature, it is very terrifying, and thought again: "Could it be that grandma will take this group of poisonous insects to dominate the rivers and lakes in the future?" Thinking of this, he broke out in a cold sweat, but he didn't dare to ask, because he knew that if he knew too much about confidential things, he would be in danger of being silenced.

During this time, Fan Xiaojian made rapid progress in learning detoxification and drug production, and even Shennong's poisonous grandmother was very surprised, I don't know what was going on, in fact, it was because Fan Xiaojian had a simple chemical and physical foundation of modern people, and many things were bypassed, and all reactions were nothing more than chemical reactions to form new substances, and physical reactions changed properties.

On this day, Shennong's poisonous grandmother taught Fan Xiaojian the last detoxification process, and the poison of the mending palm was no longer a problem, so he was a little stunned.

Fan Xiaojian asked, "I don't know what grandma is thinking?"

Shennong's poisonous grandmother said: "I didn't expect you to learn this is a natural ability, but it's a pity that you are not from my Shennongmen." ”

Fan Xiaojian said in his heart that there is nothing good about your Shennongmen, if you are not careful, you will be killed by this old witch, but he said with a sneer: "Actually, I can also learn from your Shennongmen's method of making poison." ”

Shennong's poisonous grandmother shook her head: "You are not my Shennongmen disciple, teaching you this is already an exception." ”

Fan Xiaojian said: "I can still make a big contribution, do you want to hear it?"

Shennong's poisonous grandmother said: "Say it." ”

Fan Xiaojian said: "If I say it, you have to teach me how to make drugs." ”

Shennong's poisonous grandmother looked at him and slowly raised her hand.

Fan Xiaojian hurriedly said: "I said, grandma, the bottle you use to store poison is not good, either it is earthy or ceramic, these are not good, the toxicity is easy to change, and the glass one is the best." "Although he is not a good learner, he still has this modern knowledge.

Shennong's poisonous grandmother said, "What is the glass?"

Fan Xiaojian then described to her that it was transparent, more transparent than ice, and if she didn't pay attention to the glass door, she would go straight into it.

Shennong's poisonous grandmother looked at Fan Xiaojian in disbelief: "How do you do it?"

Fan Xiaojian said: "High temperature, high temperature. ”

Shennong's poisonous grandmother said, "How tall do you want to be?"

Fan Xiaojian couldn't think of an analogy, so he said: "It's the same temperature as the sun." ”

Shennong's poisonous grandmother snorted: "Can you take the sun down?"

Fan Xiaojian said: "Theoretically, yes. ”

Shennong's poisonous grandmother looked at him with disdain: "Why don't you go to the sky? Why don't you stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun?"

Fan Xiaojian was shocked and sweated, and after a long time, he asked, "You also crossed over?"

Shennong's poisonous grandmother said: "What crossed?"

Fan Xiaojian wiped his sweat, thinking that it was not, it was a coincidence, and he scared the baby to death.

Since it is not feasible to refine glass, and the poison skill cannot be learned, and the care of him has become preferential, Fan Xiaojian has become idle again, flirting with ugly girls and harming pandas every day, quite a kingly spirit who can't think about it here.

Everyone gradually has a sense of awe for Fan Xiaojian, because now he is a celebrity around his grandmother, although he is still a prisoner, but who knows when grandma will be exempted from this identity?

On this day, grandma gave amnesty to the world and ate with everyone, although they were all zombies, after all, there were still earth-shaking changes. And.

Shennong's poisonous grandmother was slightly drunk, looking at Fan Xiaojian's eyes complicated, a little wrong, Fan Xiaojian pondered carefully, inside, it was clearly a kind of tenderness, family affection, or hypocrisy, it must not be love! Sizzle~~~~ It may still be impossible???

That night, Fan Xiaojian couldn't fall asleep over and over, and the more he pondered, the more wrong he became, and said in his heart, this old witch wouldn't be a fancy to me, right? This is very logical, in the daughter's country, there is a man, so you can't drive everyone crazy? If a class is full of girls and a boy appears, then this day is passing, and you must not have to wash your feet with water, today's banquet guests, what is this going to do? What is the next step?

Think about grandma's motives, not only Lao Mu Fengchun's problem, but also have his own right-hand man, which will also help her experiments in the future, this is a posture of both people and money, greedy enough, although it doesn't look particularly old, but compared with Qin and Qin's sister-in-law, it is extraordinarily inverted, how can this thing be done?

The next morning, Fan Xiaojian found an opportunity to secretly ask Poison Eleven: "Eleven, do you know what's going on? Why do I think everyone looks at me wrong?"

Poison Eleven is already familiar with Fan Xiaojian, because Fan Xiaojian often tells them some knowledge about traveling around the world, such as a turtle the size of a millstone, a mouse the size of a pig, elephants eat with their noses, not chopsticks, some people go to South Korea for plastic surgery, they can't enter the customs and become foreigners, some people in the Hawaiian Islands can dance hula, and so on.

Although everyone thinks he is talking nonsense, sometimes he is not ashamed, but the life of Shennongmen is too boring, and it seems that life is impermanent, and life often blooms like fireworks, so although no one pays attention to him, and his expression has changed in any way, he is actually listening with his ears pricked up. And Poison Eleven sometimes deliberately gets closer in order to listen to the story, and at first Fan Xiaojian thought that he had taken a fancy to himself, and he was highly vigilant in his heart, worried that if he lost his body and gave birth to an African baby, he would be reluctant to throw it away if he didn't recognize it.

But later I found out that it was to listen to the story, Longyan Dayue, so I accepted this behavioral hint and began to put a dragon gate array for everyone, so I talked about it eloquently, only the story was more unreliable, but the two did not dislike it, and later found that there were even people listening secretly outside the door.

So I secretly asked the most honest and cute poison eleven who wouldn't lie.

Poison Eleven's whispered answer hit a thunderbolt over Fan Xiaojian's head: "Congratulations on getting married." ”

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