When Count Dracula finally figured out the specific definition of Xiaoqiang, he fell into a very serious state of contemplation. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Xiaoqiang is a cockroach.

The term originated in the 1980s in HK TV commercials. It's a bit like a pesticide advertisement that mainland compatriots used to like to see many years ago: a group of pests happily singing, "We are pests!

Mr. Insecticide named Lai Funing, and the lovely singers of the pest choir came face to face and sang affectionately, "The righteous come to Funing!

Then there is a dazzling and spectacular battle between the members of the Pest Choir and the superhuman character played by Mr. Insecticide, and the result is, of course, the pest singers.

In the Hong Kong Island version of the Pest Exterminator TV commercial, a cute little cockroach stolen the camera also appeared at the same time.

The cockroach's name is Xiaoqiang.

The cute cockroach named Xiaoqiang is really one of the most successful villains in the history of world TV commercials, and as a cockroach, it has managed to steal almost all the love and care of TV viewers.

So much so that later human society has long forgotten which kind of pest exterminator was promoted in an advertisement.

(The author said that he repeatedly asked the mother about the case, and even the omniscient Du Niang couldn't find out the name of the tragic exterminator protagonist.) ）

But human society has permanently remembered the cute cockroach named "Xiaoqiang".

As the protagonist, the exterminator spirit was tragically forgotten, and Xiaoqiang, who was the villain, went down in history. In the history of the world's dragon set, a certain Xiaoqiang is really a model of success in stealing the camera, and it is a typical textbook case of the success of the dragon set counterattack on the protagonist.

(A certain Xiaoqiang is a little dragon who steals the protagonist's shot, and Brother Chao doesn't know how to add a few tea eggs to Xiaoqiang's classmate's lunch.) ）

Decades have passed, and the Chinese-speaking society still refers to cockroaches as Xiaoqiang. Basically, no one would use the awkward word cockroach to describe the most survivable mutant insect in the history of Earth's evolution.

Every normal human can imagine that if you say in a penguin colony, "I found a cockroach in the bathroom", what kind of eyes would the Chinese human society use to squint at you? That's right, the entire Chinese-speaking society will complain, you shouldn't be an alien soul possessed, right? The Chinese-speaking society has not spoken of cockroaches for many years.

People in the global village with normal nerves call that kind of mutant insect Xiaoqiang, okay?

Supergod felt a little ashamed.

The international influence of Dracula, the vampire earl, can be said to be quite large. Comparing an internationally renowned Mr. Earl to an unbeatable cockroach will not cause the other party to be furious? Will the other party make a solemn protest and condemn the rude offense of an unreliable lord in order to defend honor and dignity?

Count Dracula seemed a little distracted......

The Grandmaster of the Vampire Realm, who had considerable international influence, seemed to have no thought of offense or protest at all, as if he was concentrating on a series of profound issues related to world peace.

"Hey, I said old man...... Are you alright?" Brother Chao was a little apprehensive.

"Ahh ”

"Uh! It's not as serious as you think! It's okay to use the X-virus to complete the evolution of the body. If you think about it, we're ready to start. However, blame me for not making it clear just now, you think too much, this kind of evolution is not enough to turn Brother De into a small powerhouse. ”

Next, Dracula's reaction surprised Chao Ge and was extremely surprised!

"Oh, can't I become a Xiaoqiang for the time being? Sure enough, my qualifications are still too mediocre? Respected super god, please have mercy on my cowardly soul! Tell me: What do you have to do to complete the final evolution and successfully transform into an immortal and immortal real Xiaoqiang?"

I wipe, rub, rub, rub! Brother Chao finally understood at this time, it turned out that this misunderstanding was here.

Lao De misread!

He mistakenly thought that the existence of Xiaoqiang was the ultimate immortal form of genetic evolution.

As a humanoid monster, he is ashamed of having an anthropomorphic appearance and is proud of transforming into a small strong form.

That's why there is such a regrettable sense of loss.

I can't imagine that in the dark depths of the earl's heart, he actually hides such an upside-down wrong view of honor and disgrace!

This old guy ...... When you are free, it seems that you have to trouble our super brother to re-establish a correct world view of the Eight Honors and Eight Shames.

"Why do you think that?" Chao Ge felt quite confused. I don't want to be a person, I just want to be a cute little strong, what a twisted psychology is this?

"Dear Supergod, I can't tell you the truth, some time before I fell from a paladin to a cursed vampire, Miss Vivien was spurned by the gods for committing suicide, and something unusual happened in those days......"

In fact, Brother Chao had already guessed what Dracula wanted to say...... There was no need to interrupt him, though. Let him tell the things buried in his stomach, and after saying it, the old zombie's mood will probably become much easier.

"Miss Vivian's necromancer seems to have wandered some other world for a while. When she returned to Twilight, she brought with her a lot of strange knowledge......"

In fact, Brother Chao had already thought that an ancient earl around 1500 A.D. could be familiar with the idea of evolution, and some future words like "refrigeration equipment" popped up from time to time. This clearly implies that he once wore the past and the present, and then wore it back to the past. However, this was just Brother Chao's previous opinion, and now it seems that things are simpler than imagined. After all, the ancient wears the present and the present immediately follows the present, and the difficulty factor is too great. What happened to Dracula is actually not that complicated.

It's very simple: Vivien is a time-traveler! The Earl, an indigenous vampire, falls in love with a time-traveling chick.

In this way, many historical mysteries have been successfully solved.

Why have so many dead people not been successfully zombified throughout the ages, and why has Dracula become an iconic and famous vampire representative in Romanian history...... The answer is too obvious: a certain crossing goods! Ya's GT virus came with her! It was used on Lao De's body! Of course, it must have been used on her own body!

This matter is kind of interesting! Brother Chao listened carefully to Dracula's account, trying to find some clues and figure out where Vivian got the virus itself.

"Vivian, she is from the last days! She has witnessed the miracle of the catastrophe of the last days! Black blood rained down from the sky, and rivers of blood flowed on the earth. Tens of millions of humans have been infected and degenerated into zombies. In every city and town in the world, the tide of corpses continues to impact the last line of defense held by mankind one after another. Deadly fiery snakes flutter across the sky, terrifying forbidden spell mushroom magic is unleashed all over the world, steel blades gradually roll up after countless slashes, and billions of trillions of zombies continue to fall, constantly being smashed into slag by human warriors, but they are constantly regenerating and reorganizing......"

"The deadly fireworks that bloomed over the human fortress gradually went out, and more and more urban fortresses and shelters fell into endless darkness and eternal silence one after another......"

"The armies of humanity will eventually run out of energy, and all swords will break. Humanity is doomed to extinction, and zombies will eventually sleep underground after losing their supply of blood and meat......"

Dracula's tone grew sadder.

"In the end, only that kind of immortal thing called Xiaoqiang survived!"

Dracula's eyes erupted with a fiery and fanatical light, "So, please forgive Dracula's previous rude offense, and please help poor Lao De complete the final transformation process!"

Lao De believes that mankind will eventually perish, and only Xiaoqiang is the last survivor of the earth world. So he must turn into a little strong to escape the disaster of the end times.

In the early days, Lao De probably mistakenly thought that this was the final secret that the two of them alone possessed, and he probably underestimated the strength of the super god, and regarded the super knight of Benrah as a soy sauce trick who did not know the truth, so Dracula had condescendingly looked down on Benrah Chao before, and maliciously contributed to his physical death and zombified evolution.

Now Lao De finally realized that the Super God Master had mastered the great divine power of infinite transformation.

(Vivian probably didn't tell his lover all the details about the GT virus.) As for the X virus, it is a higher-end existence that Vivian has never heard of. So Lao De didn't know about the X virus, and just regarded all this as divine power. ）

Divine power or something, in fact, is just a polite and polite statement. According to Lao De's worldview, the real view in his mind, in fact, should be the process of gene modification of the X virus, as the awakening of demonic power, right?

"Hehe, old man, don't be so nervous! What that little guy Vivian told you is only the tip of the iceberg, and it is not the whole world. ”

Brother Chao smiled very happily, enlightening and comforting the poor old zombie quite kindly, "Do you think, with the power of Vivian, in the world of Resident Evil, the apocalyptic scene she saw was obviously only a superficial phenomenon seen by the grassroots public. The real insider, she definitely can't get to it!"

"I'll tell you the truth without reservation, but things aren't as pessimistic as Miss Vivian told you. ”

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