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Dracula, who had turned into a bat, could no longer speak as he had done at the beginning, and could only chirp like a mouse.

The bat is actually just a variant of the flying mole.

However, almost all bats in the world do not suck blood! The only mutated bat that feeds on blood is produced in Texas! That's right! It is the birthplace of the McDonald's hamburger in the United States of America.

That is to say, from the point of view of the origin of civilization, the legend of the vampire count will not be earlier than 1497 at the earliest. This was the beginning of the Age of Discovery. Before 1497, vampire bats could not have appeared in Europe.

But Count Dracula of Romania died as early as the time of the Crusades in 1290 AD.

The capture of Constantinople by the Ottoman army took place in 1453 AD. This means that Dracula did not become a vampire count immediately after his death. He had been sleeping in a grave or refrigerator for more than a hundred years as a normal human corpse.

It just so happened that the Ottoman Knight of Benla, after the fall of Constantinople, escorted the last princess of the Byzantine Empire on a grueling journey across half of Europe to distant Moscow.

The escort tour began at a time that coincided with the Age of Discovery.

Count Dracula must have only recently evolved into a vampire.

The United States of America had not yet been born, and the North American continent was still a colony of Spain and Portugal. But the vampire bats of Texas already existed. Someone must have smuggled the vampire bat genes unique to the New World to Romania from the New World.

Who could have done this? Looks like Vivian did it?

However, between 1453 and 1497, although they are relatively close, after all, there is still a gap of 44 years!

Vivian is from the end of the world, not only carrying the GT virus, but also bringing a genetic sample of vampire bats native to Texas?

When that guy was crossing, he unfortunately encountered a series of rear-end car accidents on the plane highway, which caused a rather serious traffic jam accident?

Forget it! If you can't figure out this kind of thing, you won't think about it!

Brother Chao has always been a heartless person, a person who doesn't care, a person who doesn't care about anything without low-level interests.

In short, there seems to be a huge conspiracy behind this, Dracula's mutation, Benrah's escort trip, the "contagion" of the Texas bat gene across the Atlantic, and the crossing carrier of the GT virus...... It doesn't seem to be an accident that has been separated, it seems that the gods are playing a big game of chess.

With a little bit of enlightenment, it's enough.

Brother Chao doesn't think there's a need to be too serious! If it's too serious, I'm afraid that I'll wake up those dangerous memories that shouldn't wake up again.

Anyway, after receiving the transformation of the X virus, the new version of the Super Rider who exists as a Super Tuya already has quite powerful abilities.

Although it is not a super special move that can break through the endless void with one punch, and it is lackluster in terms of attack power, it has a fairly reliable self-protection ability, as well as a voyeur vision that can bring various benefits to enjoy.

Brother Chao is now an extraterrestrial high-tech microscope and radio telescope that surpasses the maximum limit of the earth's civilization.

From every tissue cell inside the human body, to the inner core structure of any visible celestial body in the vast starry sky, everything can be seen through.

With such an outstanding perverted insight, I really don't worry about encountering any open guns and hidden arrows.

As a result, Brother Chao gave up his attempt to play Detective Conan further......

Get back to the key projects that are currently underway......

The key item at the moment is to open Dracula's strange refrigerator and put Princess Sleeping Beauty inside.

The old bat flew around the chamber for a few moments, thumping and pounding across the walls and ceiling for a few moments......

A six-pointed star magic array appeared on the floor.

"Tsk!" cried the old bat excitedly.

Then he crashed headlong into the center of the magic circle.

There was a series of strange distortions in the space in the center of the magic circle, as if stones were stirring up circles and circles on the surface of the water.

It's just that these ripples do not appear horizontally in the horizontal plane, but are erected out of thin air and appear in mid-air.

Brother Chao was able to experience Lao De's thoughts through the spiritual power link, and he knew that Lao De meant to tell him to follow up quickly.

So Brother Chao also followed and stepped into the six-pointed star array.

There were a lot of black lights, white lights, and they shook in front of me. Instantly blinded, unable to distinguish between southeast and northwest.

When you regain your eyesight......

Brother Chao was rather depressed to find himself in a chaotic void, in a state of floating.

Front, back, left, right, overhead, and underfoot, all blurred.

Even the old bats that leap into the air have been marked with countless mosaics...... To be precise, it's not actually a mosaic, but a kind of Gaussian blur filter similar to Jobs' Apple PS system environment, a blurred state.

It's a completely fuzzy world?

It's so boring! Even if there are beautiful women, you can't appreciate it! The god who created this space is so boring!

It was clear that the six-pointed star circle was a teleportation point.

It's clear that Dracula has taken the supergod to another dimension...... According to the various novels that Chao Ge has read in his life, there are many different possibilities in this space: it can be an alien world, it can be a divine domain, it can be an alien planet, it can be a folding plane, it can also be the inner realm of a god's body, or even the future or the past.

Where is this?

It's better to guess blindly than to ask Lao De directly. It's certainly not the first time the old bat has come in.

However, in the fuzzy mode, the spiritual connection with Lao De has also become blurred.

"Tsk...... Ji...... ......"

The call of a certain bat becomes as if it is coming and falling, if it is absent.

Not only is it intermittent, but there are also severe frame drops, and the information becomes very incomplete.

You must know that after being transformed by the X virus, the body of the Super Tuya has been completely zombieized at this moment, and unlike ordinary zombies, the driving force behind the Benrah Super Knight's body driving the zombie body comes from the quark particle cloud.

It's like magnetic field lines, and it's like an electron cloud.

It appears to be ethereal and transparent to the human eye, but it is capable of exposing photographic negatives and detecting powerful energy fluctuations by energy scanning devices.

This kind of quark rays, which can penetrate the entire earth, can be blurred?

The creator and controller of this ambiguous realm, what a terrifying and powerful existence it must be!

The rays that can easily penetrate the earth will be blocked and disturbed by this guy into a bunch of garbled codes?

"Hey, who are you?"

The supergod gave up his attempt to continue communication with the old bat, and asked questions directly into the chaotic void.

Since the other party is such a powerful being, he should be able to hear any movement he wants without difficulty, right? Of course, he must be able to automatically decipher any indigenous dialect without the need for translation software.

"Hey, long live the Führer!"

The other party immediately responded with a landslide and a tsunami.

Not only did I hear the huge echo of a landslide and a tsunami, but I also heard thousands or even millions of people, spurs in leather boots, crackling and saluting.

Although the sound is shattered, and although the world is completely blurred, it can still be heard clearly. This is actually the cumulative effect of the huge base. One shout, it may be broken, a hundred shouts, it may still be broken. Ten thousand and a million identical shouts were superimposed, just filling in the gaps that had been cut and recreating an extremely clear auditory effect.

But...... What does this mean?

The other party's response did not exceed Brother Chao's expectations, however, is the content of this response a little scary?

This world is really not ordinary chaos!

Brother Chao felt very devastated.

I'm not possessed by the soul of a mustache! Although, the mustache's Third Reich uniform is indeed very handsome! The Krupp human cannon and the Mercedes-Benz bomber are invincible! However, the mustache himself can't bear the face and shape! I can't bear it at all!

So Brother Chao replied in a ghostly manner, "Long live Demacia!"

In fact, he should have responded with "Long live Germany" or "Long live the Third Reich". This is just like when Chairman Mao and his old man personally presided over the military parade, the masses in front of the gate shouted "Long live the chairman" in unison, and the response made by the chairman was "Long live the people!"

So, when someone shouts "Long live the Führer" at you, you should respond, "Long live the Third Reich!"

If nothing happens, it's time to say, "Hello comrades!"

"Hello Führer!"

"Comrades, hard work!"

The crowd below shouted in unison, "Serve the people!"

(This rhythm seems to be wrong, the world is really in chaos again!)

Because Brother Chao's nerves were not big enough, he felt that he couldn't tolerate Ren Dan's funny face for a moment, so he refused to reply casually: Long live the Third Reich. With a slight convulsion in his brain, he said long live Demacia.

Unexpectedly, the originally vague world immediately became clear.

Brother Chao is completely confused!

Long live Demacia would be a rather crucial password? As long as you shout like this, you can dispel the fog and break through the blockade of the enchantment? The deformed gods of the development team, your sister is really keen to spill dog blood!

Just stunned for a millisecond, Brother Chao's sanity returned.

The bosses of the development team may be better at all kinds of abilities than at the details of the game. So he easily acquired or poached Blizzard's talents, which is actually a very easy thing to think of. Everyone is making games!So there are a lot of Warcraft elements and lol elements in the plane of the gods. If you think about it, this is actually perfectly normal.

Although the game of gods is an extremely perverted work that has been strongly implanted in the entire history of the earth's civilization, although Blizzard's work is only a PC online game. But it's completely understandable that the gods development team may be able to look at the various details that the Blizzard development team has come up with. The big guys, who claim to be the gods, are busy with more important things, and throw all the details of the game to the low-level employees of the earth's indigenous game companies.

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