"Cool, right?"

"Comfortable, right?"

"Enjoyable, huh?"

Seeing that the two of them were convulsive for a while, Xu Zhimo laughed like a fool: "I feel like I'm about to tide in an instant, right?"

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was soaked in jade liquid fairy water, clairvoyance and downwind ears trembled again, making it look like a kidney-deficient man being massaged on the soles of his feet.

"Two brothers, show me and listen, how is Marshal Tianpeng now?"

Xu Zhimo and clairvoyant soaked in the hot springs, like good brothers for many years, he invited one person's shoulder with one hand, and began to laugh, the time to take advantage of the two of them has come.

"Good. ”

As soon as they remembered the treasure that Xu Zhimo promised them, the two of them were in good spirits, one was lying in the Yao Pond, like a sniper, and began to peep, and the other pricked up his ears and began to eavesdrop.

"Big brother, why do you want to Marshal Peng all day long?"

At the mention of Marshal Tianpeng, clairvoyance and Shunfeng Ear suddenly became curious again, and laughed evilly together.

"This ......"

Xu Zhimo squinted his eyes and began to make up stories again: "Two brothers, I and the third princess of Xihai are talented and beautiful, and we are in love, and you also know it......"

Suddenly, he gritted his teeth again: "Marshal Tianpeng is lustful, you also know it...... ,A thousand years ago, one day, Marshal Tianpeng went to the West Sea to play, and accidentally saw the third princess, he saw that the third princess was as beautiful as a flower, and he was so lustful that he ......"

Speaking of this, there was a sadness on his face: "A thousand years ago, when I was still low, I could only watch the third princess struggle and cry under Marshal Tianpeng...... I was heartbroken, worked hard, and vowed to make Marshal Tianpeng pay the price......"

Xu Zhimo really has nothing else to make up, so he can only add material to the poignant love story with the third princess.

"Holy!"

"Big revelation!"

Clairvoyance and Shunfeng Ear opened their mouths wide when they heard this, and the whole person was stunned.

The wife of Erlang God Yang Jian, not only is she the first love of the Great Sage, but she also has a leg with the Great Sage, and she was insulted by Marshal Tianpeng!

Yang Jian's life is really a dog, too green.

The life of the third princess is really too ......

The two animals, Clairvoyant and Shunfeng Ear, began to sympathize.

The two finally understood, no wonder Xu Zhimo wanted to engage Marshal Tianpeng, and he used the means of molesting and insulting the fairy to get him, it turned out that he was taking revenge!

At this moment, Xu Zhimo was also sincerely apologizing in his heart: Third princess, I'm sorry, I made up a story with you again......

After fooling around, Xu Zhimo looked straight again: "Two brothers, what's the situation?"

"I'll see. ”

Clairvoyant squinted his eyes and swept it, and soon, he shouted: "Big brother, I saw it, now the Lingxiao Treasure Hall is so lively, the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother are all here, the law enforcement god Erlang God Yang Jian is also there, and the heavenly general Wu Gang, Fairy Chang'e, and the dog of Marshal Tianpeng...... Said, he was tied to the fairy rope and knelt on the ground, the Jade Emperor seemed to be saying something, Marshal Tianpeng seemed to be quibbling, his face was red and his ears were red......"

Shunfeng also shouted: "I heard, the Jade Emperor is reprimanding Marshal Tianpeng, and is discussing with other immortals how to punish Marshal Tianpeng, Marshal Tianpeng is not satisfied, saying that he has wronged ......"

Clairvoyant looked excited: "Yes, yes, I saw it, the Jade Emperor seems to be training that dog...... Yes. ”

Shunfeng Ear looked excited: "Haha, I heard it, the Jade Emperor said that he was flirting with fairies, his eyes were lawless, and he violated the rules of heaven, and he should be punished heavily." ”

Claireye gloated: "Haha, the Jade Emperor slapped him." ”

Shunfeng couldn't be more happy: "The fan is so loud, I can hear it here." Marshal Tianpeng was excited, and he spoke rudely, and said, "You know that the whole Laozi, the great sage of the day and the sky has pierced the sky, why don't you dare to do anything with him?", haha, the Jade Emperor was angry and said that he would demote Marshal Tianpeng back to the mortal world and turn him into a pig. ”

"Really, really. ”

Clairvoyant shouted in shock: "The Jade Emperor knocked Marshal Tianpeng into the mortal world, and it was Erlang God Yang Jian who kicked it down, haha, really, he turned into a pig in the air." ”

Listening to the two of them constantly speaking, Xu Zhimo was also excited: "Where is the specific location where Marshal Tianpeng fell into the mortal world?" He couldn't see or hear, and he was so anxious that he couldn't do it.

"Gao Laozhuang. ”

"Widow Liu's pigsty. ”

The clairvoyant immediately surveyed the precise location.

Gao Laozhuang, Widow Liu's pigsty!

Xu Zhimo hurriedly remembered the location, couldn't help it, and laughed secretly in his heart.

I really didn't expect that Sun Wukong made trouble in the Heavenly Palace in order to help him rob the third princess who had nothing to do with him. Marshal Tianpeng turned into a pig, and he was manipulated, and Marshal Tianpeng never teased Fairy Chang'e at all.

Haha, the story of Journey to the West was completely messed up by him.

No, this is not Journey to the West, this is Journey to the South, it is his world, no matter how messy, it is normal.

After using the clairvoyance and Shunfeng ears, Xu Zhimo smiled again: "Two brothers, the sky is about to dawn, after a while, the fairies will come to take a bath in the hot springs, you should go back first." ”

At the same time, he also promised: "I will leave the Heavenly Palace now, go to the nostrils of the West Sea Face Panshan Nostril Cave, and bring you treasures, so that your clairvoyance will become ten thousand miles, and your ears will become eight square ears, and you can even listen to the headwind." ”

"Okay, there's Brother Lao, you're too good, Big Brother. ”

"Big brother, in the future, we will be your right-hand man, keeping watch for you and sheltering you from the wind and rain. ”

Clairvoyant and Shunfeng Ear climbed out of the Yao Pond excitedly, hugged their clothes, looked happy and joyful, hummed a little song and went back first.

"I want to blackmail Lao Tzu's baby, grass, big brother is a fart. ”

After the two left, Xu Zhimo's enthusiastic face changed, and he snorted coldly: "Wait and see, see if Lao Tzu doesn't kill you two." "Suddenly I remembered the wind......

"I'll ......"

Xu Zhimo was so frightened that he was so frightened that he hurriedly covered his mouth, fortunately, Shunfeng Er is now facing away from him, if he is not Shunfeng, he shouldn't have heard it.

"Hey, hey, Tyrant Pig go. ”

Immediately, Xu Zhimo smiled again, put on his long white robe, shook his fan, and left Yaochi and went down to the heavenly realm.

Soon after.

Xu Zhimo appeared in the mortal world, Gao Laozhuang.

Standing in the village, Xu Zhimo squinted his eyes slightly, sensed the surroundings, and there was no trace of the fluctuation of the strong man's aura, so he looked around again, and happened to see a farmer coming over.

Xu Zhimo smiled at the old man: "Uncle, where does Widow Liu's family live?"

"What are you looking for Widow Liu for?"

The farmer stopped, looked at Xu Zhimo with a strange look, and said puzzledly: "The young man is young, a talent, and he is so decently dressed, it stands to reason that there are so many yellow flower girls who like you, why did he get entangled with a widow......" It's really the wind of the world, sighed, and then pointed again: "The east window is broken and there is no repair." (To be continued.) )