Chapter 549: A slight shot is very captivating
"Hey, hey, hey......"
"Hey, hey, hey......"
Clairvoyance and Shunfeng Ear did not hide it, looking at Xu Zhimo with an evil look, and shrugged his shoulders and laughed evilly. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
"Hey your sister. ”
Xu Zhimo scolded: "Are you two sick?" but his heart sank, looking at the eyes of these two goods, as if he had caught some handle from him.
Worst!
Thinking of the skills of clairvoyance and shunfeng ear, Xu Zhimo's heart trembled violently.
Really.
I only heard the clairvoyant smile evilly: "Great Sage, I can't hide it, since you went to the Heavenly Palace, I have been spying on you." ”
Shunfeng Er also smiled evilly: "I've been eavesdropping on you too." ”
"Grass!"
Xu Zhimo's lips trembled, his face darkened, and at the same time, a murderous light crossed his eyes, pretending to be calm: "What have you both seen and heard?"
Clairvoyant smiled evilly: "I have seen you obscene seven fairies." ”
Shunfeng answered: "I heard it too." ”
Clairvoyant smiled evilly: "You Marshal Peng all day long, I have seen it too." ”
Shunfeng Ear continued: "I heard it too." ”
Clairvoyant smiled evilly: "You bubble Chang'e Fairy, I also saw it." ”
Shunfeng Ear hurriedly said, "I heard it too." ”
"Fuck you. ”
Xu Zhimo was shocked in his heart, and at the same time, he was angry and scolded: "Who said that Lao Tzu molested the Seven Fairies and the Fairy Pao Chang'e? "But Marshal Peng is true all day long, and there is no quibble at all.
If this matter is revealed, Heavenly Court will not be mixed, and it will be a great disadvantage to him.
"What do you two think?"
Now that they were all seen, Xu Zhimo simply sneered: "Want to mess with me?" Looking at the meaning of the two, it seems that they want to threaten him and blackmail him.
Since he wants to threaten him and blackmail him, there is still a drama to play.
"Hey, hey, hey......"
The two laughed evilly again, and clairvoyant said: "Great Sage, if we don't mess with you, we don't have other meanings, and we won't mess with your good deeds." ”
Shunfeng Er also said: "Great Sage, don't worry, we won't tell anyone else." ”
"Oh?"
Xu Zhimo was stunned for a moment, and suddenly, he felt interesting, and wanted to see what they wanted, and said with a smile: "What do you mean by those two?"
Clairvoyant said, "We just want to be friends with the Great Sage." ”
Shunfeng nodded: "Yes, yes, as long as the Great Sage is willing to take care of our brothers, the Great Sage's affairs, we will definitely keep our mouths shut." ”
Clairvoyant smiled evilly: "In the future, no matter what the Great Sage does, we can help you keep watch and keep you safe, and never make a mistake again." ”
"Quack Quack ......"
Shunfeng Ear laughed evilly again: "For example, you and the third princess or something." He 'snapped' a few times with his hand, and then said: "With my two brothers to keep watch for you, you will never be caught and raped by Yang Jian on the spot again." ”
"How can you say that you are catching a traitor?"
Clairvoyant glanced at Shunfeng's ear, and said: "The Great Sage and the Third Princess are true love, that is called a thousand years of affection." ”
"Yes, yes, yes......"
Shunfeng Er nodded again and smiled evilly: "It's very overwhelming to be a slight shot, I understand." ”
"You ......"
Xu Zhimo sweated wildly in his heart, and almost knelt down, these two goods are really obscene, and they still look like two immortals.
There are also the skills of these two goods, which are simply perverted, and they must be killed first, otherwise with him and both, no matter what they do, it is the same as in broad daylight, and there is no privacy at all.
It's uncomfortable to think about it, damn it, I don't dare to chirp when I pee.
The two of them threatened with temptation and flattery, and after some foreshadowing, clairvoyance began to get to the point: "Great Sage, you are the king of demons, you must be wealthy, my brother, you also know, it's just a little god in the heavenly realm, poor and miserable, and there is no oil and water to make in the position, you see that our brother is so good to you, should you also ......?"
"I should also give my brother help the poor, hehe......"
Shunfeng Er took it one sentence, rubbed his fingers, made a gesture of counting money, and raised his eyebrows with a look of 'you know'.
In addition to being obscene, the greedy nature of the two is also unconcealed.
"I'm going to ...... it"
Xu Zhimo was really kneeling and drunk, he had never seen such a shameless immortal, and he scolded wildly in his heart: "Poverty alleviation, help your mother cross the road." But at the same time, he was also happy, and the two really came to blackmail him.
Interesting, so funny.
Xu Zhimo also laughed in his heart, good luck, a fragment of Haotian Jinque, this was automatically sent to the door by the two of them, so it's really no wonder to him.
Wait and see, I won't kill you.
"Yes, I understand. ”
Xu Zhimo also started acting, pretending to be forced to be helpless, and gritted his teeth: "Okay, as long as you are willing to keep a secret for me, and are willing to help me watch the wind in the future, I will definitely not treat you two badly." ”
"Really?"
"Great Sage, what do you give us?"
Clairvoyance and Shunfeng Ear shook in their hearts, there was a play, and suddenly, they were all excited.
Xu Zhimo said mysteriously: "I have two treasures, which are just useful for the two of you." ”
Clairvoyant Shunfeng said in unison: "What baby?"
Xu Zhimo bragged seriously: "Those two treasures are amazing, one can make clairvoyance become ten thousand miles, and the other can make the tailwind ear become an octagonal ear." ”
"Damn, that's amazing!"
"No, it's so powerful!"
As soon as I heard that I could turn into a lili eye and an octagonal ear, clairvoyance and shunfeng ear were so excited that their breathing became rapid.
Both of them had red eyes, and together they reached out and shouted, "Give it to me." ”
"Don't worry. ”
Xu Zhimo smiled slightly, and said: "The baby is not on me, but in my demon hole, in the nostril hole of the West Sea Face Pandao." Haha smiled again, his expression changed, and he became affectionate to the two: "In the future, you two will be my brothers, as long as you two are willing to cover me, tomorrow I will go to the nostrils of Xihai Face Pandao, take the baby, and give it to you." ”
"We've got you covered. ”
Clairvoyant and Shunfeng were ecstatic in their hearts, and they shouted directly: "Hello big brother!"
"Since it's a brother, what's polite?"
Xu Zhimo smiled happily again: "Hahaha, haven't you ever soaked in Yaochi Hot Spring? ”
"Yes, big brother. ”
"Big brother, you know me too well. ”
Clairvoyance and Shunfeng Ear are a burst of great joy, Yao Pond, but the place where the fairies bathe, the jade narcissus liquid, this full pool is the fragrance left by the fairies, of course they have not soaked here, they smiled, and immediately took off only one pants and jumped into the water.
"Hmm~"
"It's so cool. ”
"Hmm, hmm, hmm~"
Suddenly, the two of them were also so happy that they hummed like little wolf dogs. (To be continued.) )