Chapter 006: Pretending to be the Three Treasures
The last group of girls came in, and they couldn't help but make the eyes of the people in the hall light up. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
This light is not to say how good-looking these girls are, but after the baptism of a large number of so-called girls in Rihui Town, everyone's requirements for women have dropped sharply.
The last group of girls who came in, although it looked a little crooked, but it was much better than the previous ones, at least the skin was not so dark, and it also showed a bit of pink and white energy.
In addition, the ribs on the body are not so obvious, and each one seems to be a little painted with a little makeup. Let's not mention the level of makeup, but on the whole, it doesn't look so disgusting, not so resentful of life, at least not like the last one I watched just now, which makes people feel like they want to die.
There is one of the most outstanding in this group, whose body shape is obviously different from ordinary people, and at a glance you can know whose daughter this is.
Of all the more than 90 girls, only this one has a fat head and big ears, and that is called a fat one, who can't see his neck and has three layers of swimming rings on his entire stomach.
As soon as I entered the door, I knew from the fat girl's appearance that her Lao Tzu was 100% a fat security officer, which was nothing to say at all. Not only the body is like the long, but also the like.
"Everyone, what do you think?" Luo Xiaohu asked as he turned his head to a room of men.
Although this group is not as spicy as before, Luo Xiaohu is not interested in implementing his left and right hug plan at all, just with the posture of these girls in the hall, Luo Xiaohu feels that hugging a pillow is better than them. This is a bit unkind to say, but it is true, eight thin bamboo poles, one fat like a small ball of meat, looking an eyesore.
"Dianha, oh Ke death cover people to death!" The fat girl saw that the young Duke on the main seat did not mean to choose herself, and immediately said in a hurry.
It turns out that this girl is still a big tongue!
Luo Xiaohu didn't understand what he said, and waited for the fat girl to say it three times in a row before he realized that what this girl was talking about was, Your Highness, I can be liked!
Figuring out what this girl meant, Luo Xiaohu's mouth opened into a wow-shape, and he looked at the big fat girl in the field with a tangled face.
As soon as the fat girl looked at Luo Xiaohu's appearance, she twisted her chubby body and walked to two meters in front of Luo Xiaohu's table, twisting her waist and twisting around, and throwing winks at Luo Xiaohu while twisting.
"Dianha, oh, I've been waiting for a big task, Lu take a look...... (Your Highness, what about me, why have I waited for many big people, you see, the first time I served was the previous lord,......" The fat girl twisted her bucket-like waist in front of Luo Xiaohu shamelessly.
And now Luo Xiaohu felt like a big water snake the size of a bucket swinging back and forth in front of his eyes, and then his stomach juice swung around with the human flesh bucket in front of him, turning straight into his throat.
"Ugh!"
Luo Xiaohu couldn't help it, covered his mouth and said, "Enough, enough, you monster hurry up and retreat for me!" Saying that, Luo Xiaohu was about to pick up the things in his hand and throw them at the fat girl who had become a ball of meat.
Seeing that the lord was angry, the fat girl slowly and leisurely in a very pinching posture, that is, the kind of twisting her waist while walking, the two legs that were like an upside-down triangle were still clamped together and walking in a straight line, even if she was twisted like this, the fat buttocks behind her were still as still as water, because she was too fat.
"The famine comes from private, and the donkey is better than the waves (no one is more beautiful than me in this radius of dozens of miles)" the fat girl muttered as she stepped back.
Just as she was about to retreat, when she turned her head, the fat girl suddenly saw Ke Sug sitting behind the table and pouring himself a drink, and suddenly on a big face like a basin, two small eyeballs began to glow, twisting her waist and pounced on Ke Suge.
"Decay pot, decay pot, donkey rescue (you just pick me!)"
The fat girl pounced on Kesuge's table like a little female elephant in heat, but before she could pounce on Kesuge's body, her chubby figure froze as if someone had pointed at it.
At some point, Ke Suge pulled out the long knife and pressed it against the big fat girl's neck, her fat neck with several layers of flesh had been pierced by the sharp tip of the long knife, and a drop of blood was slowly falling down the blade.
"Ahh
The chubby girl's shrill screams immediately rang out in the hall, and a second after the sound sounded, the chubby girl's mouth stopped abruptly, and after rolling on the ground two or three times, she looked at Ruji who was retracting her feet with tears in her eyes.
"Not only ugly, but also noisy! On other occasions, I chop my axe into pulp," Ruggie glared at the fat girl.
The fat girl touched her neck, and then saw the blood on her hands, and suddenly rolled her eyes and passed out directly. This fat girl not only has a big tongue but also faints blood.
"Look at this!" Luo Xiaohu fainted when he saw the fat girl, and the remaining eight girls were so frightened that they wrapped the blanket just now like a little sheep.
"Is there anyone else who has been selected?" Anyway, Luo Xiaohu was not interested, but he asked in line with the words on the scene.
Who knew that as soon as his words fell, a person immediately raised his hand high: "Chief, I want this fat girl!".
Luo Xiaohu glanced at Skeeter who was holding his hands high, sighed and said, "Okay, she belongs to you, is there anything else?"
Skrut took the lead, and soon the last girls were divided up.
Luo Xiaohu looked at these goods and hugged these girls happily, and said in his heart: Sure enough, there is no harm if there is no comparison, if you come up to the last batch, make sure that no one wants it, and now you get a few batches that look like they are going to vomit, and then look at these very ordinary girls, everyone suddenly feels that these women are too pleasing to the eye, and they are a bit like being a soldier for five or six years, and the sow is a sable cicada.
"A bunch of useless things!" Luo Xiaohu scolded with a smile at the backs of the minions who walked out of the hall with the girls in their arms.
At this time, the entire hall is left with Luo Xiaohu, Ke Suge, Lu Ji, the gas bag, as well as Laifu and Double Happiness, if you count the most that can breathe, plus a hairball holding a whole cow leg and eating wildly and Lu Ji's wolf mount.
"What are you going to do next?"
Ke Suge put down the wine glass in his hand and asked Luo Xiaohu. Ke Suge knows Luo Xiaohu's temperament, and he will repay him, and he is insidious and cunning, which is the kid in front of him.
In Ke Suge's opinion, he is full of crooked goods, and if he loses such a big face today, if he doesn't want to find it, it would be a strange thing.
Luo Xiaohu took out a toothpick, picked his teeth and spit out the shredded flesh between the sunken teeth and spit it on the ground, and did not answer Ke Suge's question, but said to Laifu: "Tomorrow, you go to the Sunset Fortress and hand over the drawings of a few things I prepared earlier to Archmage Mei Lin, which is in my bag."
Rifle nodded and said, "Yes, I see"
The gas bag asked, "Drawings of something, don't delay my hammer".
"It's all small things, I heard that the dwarves are ingenious, so let them make some, it's all small things, that is, black sunglasses, windbreakers and windproof goggles" Luo Xiaohu said lightly, for Luo Xiaohu, now that he is so awesome, he has to show off, sunglasses and windbreakers are indispensable in his opinion. As for the windproof goggles for the gas bag, Luo Xiaohu knew that he had changed to a new thing, if he didn't prepare one for this product, he would be very noisy.
Speaking of this, Luo Xiaohu couldn't help but sigh: "Alas, it's just a lack of cigars! If there is such a thing, it will be perfect!" After speaking, he raised two index fingers and spread them to both sides, and made a very special action "perfect".
There are three treasures in the pretend, one sunglasses, two windbreakers, and three cigars
"What is a cigar?" asked Kesug and Rugi, looking at each other.
Luo Xiaohu explained: "It's like grass leaves rolled together, and then lit a fire, and suck it into your mouth like this......" Luo Xiaohu said as he gestured to how cigars were used.
Ke Suda was dazed when he heard this, and asked Luo Xiaohu: "Isn't it choking people to smoke grass smoke?!".
"Refresh your mind" Luo Xiaohu had to say this, what he pushed couldn't tell him to hurt his lungs.
Ruggie scratched his head and thought for a while and said, "I have the impression that this barbarian from the Bohai region seems to like this thing, but they use an iron shell, so they put chopped grass leaves and suck ...... like this."
"Yes, yes, is this thing, do you know this kind of grass?" Luo Xiaohu's eyes immediately widened when he heard this, and he understood that these barbarians were using tobacco pots, which were commonly known as tobacco pouches.
Luo Xiaohu has never smoked since he came here, and he once rolled several grass leaves to satisfy his cravings when he first arrived, but the taste is like the feeling of having no money to buy cigarettes when he was a child, and getting together with his friends to smoke loofah vines, which is called a spicy heart.
After arriving here, I didn't see anyone smoking, and I slowly forgot about it, and now when I hear Ruggie say that there are things like tobacco in this world, where can I endure it.
"Yes, when my father was here, the barbarians sent some," said Ruggie.
Hearing Lu Ji say this, Luo Xiaohu immediately jumped in front of Lu Ji and asked repeatedly, "Can you get it now?"
"There should be no problem," said Ruggie, "I'm going to send a message to ask ......."
"Without further ado, this matter will be done tomorrow" Luo Xiaohu immediately couldn't help it when he heard it.
Lu Ji blinked and looked at Luo Xiaohu: "It's a long way, it's a few days back and forth, you don't have a mage tower here, either to Lazaroso's mage tower or to the Star Cripping Kingdom."
Luo Xiaohu heard that both eyes were about to spark, and said directly: "Even if it is in the Loyns Kingdom or the Turda Empire, you have to go early, this is a way to make a fortune."
"Are there so many people smoking this thing" Lu Ji saw that Luo Xiaohu wanted it so much, nodded and asked in a puzzled low voice.
"You don't understand, the industry is huge!" Luo Xiaohu knows this thing, not to mention making money, it is a special money grab! In some countries, there are no private people to play.
"What are you going to do?" now everyone in your territory looks like a lord, but you don't look like a lord!"
"Ugly ghost, don't you keep asking, don't you elves claim to be smart, you have an idea," Ruggie said with a glance at Kesug.
Ke Suge also glanced at Lu Ji: "You are handsome, and you are not afraid of being struck by lightning when you say this!"
"Ugly ghost!"
"Thunder Split!"
Luo Xiaohu glanced at the two of them, and looked at the two of them blowing their beards and staring, and couldn't help laughing: "Lei Split and the ugly ghost are also quite in line with the image of the two of you."
It's nothing for Lu Ji Luo Xiaohu, but Ke Suge's cargo chief is a little too handsome, Luo Xiaohu feels that his name as the first handsome man in his small circle has been snatched away by this goods, and the nickname of holding a ghost is just a good way to balance his psychology.
"I said ugly ghosts"
Kosug said, "I'm not called an ugly ghost!"
Luo Xiaohu ignored him at all, and continued: "I said ugly ghost, during this time, we are just eating, drinking, and having fun, and we don't do anything that makes others look at it, waiting for the life mage to come, and the life mage can reach a certain number, so we can think about this and that, if we don't reach a certain number, everything we say is false."
With his current strength, let alone the knights who challenge the Duchy of Lazarosso, even the motley knights under Hassan are inferior, even if they have five temple-level partners here, but the temple is not a temple, the temple is rotten, and there are three or five knights.
And Luo Xiaohu has no interest in risking his friend's life, Ning Yuan doesn't want this land, Luo Xiaohu doesn't want to lose his two friends, Lu Ji and Ke Suge, as for losing the gas bag, he will have to burp. As the old saying goes, if you lose land, you will gain both land and land, and if you lose people, you will lose land, and you will lose both land and land.
"Then let's play" Ke Suge is not a fool now, and he is trotting along the road of egoism under the leadership of Luo Xiaohu.
"Ugly ghost, do you know how to play?" Ruggie was still trying to stab Kosug.
Before Kosug could refute it, everyone heard a bang!
As soon as everyone turned their heads, they saw a large number of wine bottles on the table of the gas bag, and they didn't know how much money they drank.
Luo Xiaohu looked at the gas bag and said with a smile: "It's still good to wrap the gas, you can sleep like a dead pig wherever you lie down without heart or lungs!"
Lu Ji heard what the gas bag was saying, so he couldn't help but lean over, and after listening for a while, he immediately raised his finger at everyone: "Shhhhh
As soon as they heard this, everyone present was stunned, and with a whoosh, they all came to the side of the gas bag, and listened to the gas bag talking in their dreams.
"LS-DA-TO-WO......" muttered to the gas bag's mouth.
"Why are you just going back and forth?"
Everyone listened to it for more than half an hour, and their squatting eyes were about to burst into Venus, or this sentence.
Others did not answer, and the sleeping gas bag answered the question himself: "I can't tell it all, the scum of Darafael will know"
Suddenly, Luo Xiaohu felt that everyone's eyes were on him.
"Heh, heh!" Luo Xiaohu didn't know what to say for a while. (To be continued.) )