Chapter 005: The Girl of the Fiefdom
In Luo Xiaohu's opinion, the eyes of this guy looking at him are not like sending his granddaughter and daughter to dance, it is a bit like he wants to send them money. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
Could it be that I am too handsome? This guy can't help but think about climbing my big tree? Luo Xiaohu began to ponder in his heart.
But think about it carefully, this is not right, although he is a duke, but now his life is really not good, almost 90% of his subordinates in his territory have not come, this is a duke of hair.
And even if he is a duke with real power, it is impossible to marry the daughter and granddaughter of this position, and marriage in feudal society always has to be a good person, although Luo Xiaohu doesn't mind these very much, but in terms of general concepts, the duke's wife usually has to be a princess, and the object of the marriage is either the public or the royal family, and it is impossible to beat up with the captain of the guards and the head of the small village, if this person doesn't understand, it's a strange thing.
Since he didn't want his granddaughter to be a duchess, the shameless Luo Xiaohu felt that there was only the possibility of being handsome, and he was too handsome, so that these guys felt that they wanted to take advantage of them by sending their daughters and granddaughters over!
Although he knew in his heart that it was shameless to think so, Luo Xiaohu was still a little beautiful, completely forgetting that in this hall, Ke Suge, the elf, was a little more handsome than himself.
"Okay!" Luo Xiaohu couldn't help but put up a score when he saw that this guy was so positive, and his face was reserved and reserved, as if it was not his idea to find a chick to dance at the beginning.
As soon as they saw Luo Xiaohu nodding, the two old men took a fat man, and immediately turned around and prepared to go out.
"Wait!"
Luo Xiaohu's next words still exposed his true nature as it was: "Don't just think about yourself, the daughters and daughters-in-law of civilian families, those who are good and can dance can also be called over together, there are so many people!"
This is quite shameless, Lu Ji immediately raised the fingers he learned from the gas bag at Luo Xiaohu, and the middle fingers of both hands were stretched out, like Kelin, these people can only be despised in their hearts, and Ke Suge is not even lazy to despise, and directly continues to lower his head and gnaw on the bones in his hands.
When the fat guard officer heard Luo Xiaohu say this, he immediately nodded one after another: "Your Highness, you can rest assured, we have called all the school-age girls in the town, please take a look at it yourself, you can choose it yourself if you like it or not."
"Well, okay, let's get on the errands, I'm optimistic about you!"
When Luo Xiaohu heard this, he immediately praised the fat man in his heart, and then waved his hand at the fat man with satisfaction, signaling him to hurry up and do something.
Waiting for the two old men and the fat man to leave the hall, Luo Xiaohu continued to tear the meat on the bones in his hands, and poured two sips of wine before proudly saying to the people sitting below: "That's right, there is wine, meat, and beauty, this is the banquet, this is life!
Colin and Skeeter were originally bandits, and when they heard that the beautiful girl still had their share, they immediately slapped their ass happily.
"The leader is good to everyone"
"As soon as I look at the leader, I know that he is a good leader who cares about his subordinates"
......
"Then you still need to say, as soon as the leader walked into the village, I felt extraordinary!"
Few of these people are educated, even if Colin, a magician, makes a fart and is miserable, because the leader is good to everyone, this sentence is what this product said, at first glance, it sounds like an advertising slogan come up with by a third-rate advertising company.
Although it is a tide, Luo Xiaohu still thinks that these sycophants are too inferior, the level is extremely poor, and it doesn't make people feel like they are happy at all, like a spring breeze, and after listening to it for a while, I feel that this gang of people can't say anything good, it's nothing more than that the leader is great, and the leader is still thinking about the little brother and so on.
"Alright, alright! Don't shoot, you can still shoot people straight to the air, you are also strange people. When the girl comes, be a little reserved, don't be like you've never seen a woman, be polite and courteous, just want to do something, and wait until the banquet is over, who doesn't give face, Lao Tzu cut off the little finch under him!" Luo Xiaohu stepped on his chair and said proudly.
As Luo Xiaohu's words fell, there was a burst of laughter in the hall.
Luo Xiaohu looked at everyone with satisfaction, and then his eyes fell on Ke Suge and Lu Ji, seeing that these two guys had no expression at all, so he asked out loud: "What? Two girls are not enough, or else, when the chicks arrive, let you pick first?" Look at your two faces, as if you have been trampled on twice."
For brothers, Luo Xiaohu is even more generous, and directly let these two goods pick first!
Ke Suge hurriedly shook his head: "I don't want it?"
"Why?"
"Human women are too ugly!" said Ke Sug with a serious face, "If you have a female elf or a half-blood elf here, I can take a look, or if you don't, forget it."
Luo Xiaohu thought that he couldn't have what he wanted here, so he turned his head to Lu Ji: "What about you?"
"Human women are really ugly!" Ruggie first affirmed Kosug's statement.
Damn! Luo Xiaohu couldn't help but feel a little unbalanced in his heart, Ke Suge was handsome, and he tossed with the chick indiscriminately because of his appearance, and it was estimated that he had to collect the chick's money, which was understandable. But you're an orc, your two front teeth are almost at the height of the tip of your nose, and you don't have to pick and choose if you're so ugly!
Lu Ji said: "Human women are too fragile, they don't need to be tossed at all, how can there be a female orc who is strong and strong, and the main thing is that she doesn't even have long fangs, and she is not sexy at all!
"Damn!" Luo Xiaohu gave two thumbs up to Lu Ji's goods: "You are tall, you have to carry the smell of blood every time, you can do it!"
"So you humans are too fragile, I twisted a woman's waist with both hands last time, you say that these human women are ugly, you are also a little stronger, ugly and not strong, it's really no fun......," Rugi said with a sigh.
"A hobby like yours, it's not called not strong, you're called SM! It's still a dead M, forget it, if you don't want it, I can ask for two more if it's good" Luo Xiaohu listened to Lu Ji and stretched out his hand and waved: "You can watch it later, I'll choose it myself!"
A girl is coming, the atmosphere in the hall suddenly becomes a little quieter, everyone drinks slowly, the food is a little more elegant, and many people's eyes will look at the door from time to time, waiting for the girl to show up.
After about half an hour, the door of the hall suddenly creaked open, and the whole hall was suddenly silent, and everyone's eyes looked at the door in unison.
When the figures of two old men and a fat man walked in, and there was not even the shadow of a woman behind them, a frustrated inhalation suddenly resounded through the hall.
The old man of the sheriff walked to a place three meters away from Luo Xiaohu's desk and stopped, bowed down and said, "Your Highness, everything is ready."
"What about people?" Luo Xiaohu was also very anxious to wait here, and asked when he opened his mouth.
The fat guard officer said: "All the girls between the ages of sixteen and twenty in the whole town, and even some of the little daughters-in-law, have been notified, but they are not good to see His Highness and you as usual, and they must always dress up and freshen up their ......."
"Well, that's how it should be" Luo Xiaohu felt that this guy was really smart when he heard it, thinking about the living conditions in this town, if the girl raised in this place was really like usual, it was estimated that no one would have the heart to put it in his arms if it was dirty.
"In half an hour, Your Highness and you will be able to see you, and now everyone is dressing up" The fat man saw Luo Xiaohu's gaze, and the smile on his face suddenly became brighter.
Hearing this, Luo Xiaohu motioned for the couple to sit back in their seats, sit down and continue to wait together.
The two old men and the fat man came down together, and immediately the people next to them came to drink, and everyone thanked this guy for helping them find a girl, and thanked Luo Xiaohu for his wine.
So they didn't wait for the girls to arrive, and the two old men and the fat man were already a little unconscious.
I don't know how long it took, anyway, Luo Xiaohu and most of the people in the hall felt like it had been a year, and then they heard the door of the hall creak and was pushed open from the outside.
"Your Highness, the girls are ready!" a man dressed as a servant pushed open the door, walked in, and stood on the steps of the door and reported loudly to Luo Xiaohutong.
"Hurry up and let them in!" Luo Xiaohu said repeatedly.
The person who reported it said: "Your Highness, there are too many people, a total of ninety-seven people......!
"Then that's it, a group of fifteen!" Luo Xiaohu is drinking now, just waiting for the little sister to come over, how can he be interested in talking to this announcement, he immediately waved his hand and signaled him, and withdrew to change the fifteen girls to come in.
Before the person could turn around, Luo Xiaohu's eyes swept to the two old men and the fat man lying on the table, so he stopped the report again: "The granddaughter and daughter of this couple are the last to come up."
Luo Xiaohu saw that none of these people could be eye-catching, so let's put it at the end, so as not to be 'burned' by these women when the eyes are 'burned'.
Hearing Luo Xiaohu's order, the informant immediately turned around and walked out of the door, closed the door and ran to report it.
In less than two minutes, the door was pushed open again, and there stood in two rows of fifteen girls in the doorway, each wearing something like a headscarf or a blanket, and standing barefoot in the doorway without shoes.
"What are you still stunned about, come in" Luo Xiaohu said loudly to the fifteen girls at the door, too far away, but he saw that these small bodies were quite slender, and at first glance they were still alive, so he hurriedly called them in.
The fifteen girls immediately walked in.
Luo Xiaohu waited for the two girls who were beating the head to come to a place five meters away from him and stand still, and then said, "What are you doing with this thing thrown away and covering your head?!".
Hearing Luo Xiaohu's words, the fifteen girls quickly lifted the blanket or headscarf-like thing on their heads.
The fifteen girls didn't wear much, just a small bandeau and a little underpants! everything else was bare.
Generally speaking, a girl dressed like this must make people feel a little pleasing to the eye, and the words hot pants and bandeau jump out of their minds, and everyone should subconsciously think of Bai Huahua's long legs, plump and round breasts, and sixteen or seventeen years old, skin that can squeeze out water!
It stands to reason that this is the right way for a sixteen or seventeen-year-old girl to open it!
But what does Luo Xiaohu see now?
All of them are about to become ribs, and the fifteen girls in front of them are malnourished little yellow hair, and even half of their hair is extremely sparse, one by one is black, and it is estimated that they will not be found when they are thrown into the coal pile, not only black but also thin, the two rows of ribs on the chest can be seen clearly, not to mention what the chest is not breasts, none of these fifteen girls have it at all, Luo Xiaohu feels that his breasts are more attractive than these girls, and they are as long as bean sprouts.
What made Luo Xiaohu even more unsure of what to say was that as soon as these girls came in, their two eyes were not looking at anyone, they just looked at the meat on everyone's table, and kept swallowing saliva, and fifteen pairs of eyes were about to glow green.
Luo Xiaohu sighed, just like this, when the ribs reached the malnourished girl, where could Luo Xiaohu mention sexual interest, let alone hugging, as long as a normal man looked at them and suddenly had no desire.
"Do any of you have one to pick?" Luo Xiaohu asked.
Luo Xiaohu didn't say that he wanted to persecute these girls, seeing the appearance of these girls, he felt that although his subordinates were unreliable, it was not a problem for these girls to eat a full bowl of food, now is not the time to talk about free love, what these girls need is not love, but to be able to eat a full stomach.
"Chief, I'm drunk!"
"I'm drunk too, ouch, this wine is so strong."
I don't know why, all of a sudden, the wine of the goods came up, and they all held their heads and crooked and said that they were drunk, and none of them answered Luo Xiao's question, and no one came out to choose the girl.
Sitting in the seat, Luo Xiaohu could see the disappointment on the faces of these fifteen girls.
"Laifu!" Luo Xiaohu said to Laifu: "Two catties of meat and one gold coin per person, let these girls who were not selected take them back!"
Although it is the first time to see it, but how to say that it is also a subject of his own fiefdom, although Luo Xiaohu is unreliable and lustful, but his elbow is still turned inward, and he is also quite generous to his subordinates, and each girl gets a gold coin plus two catties of meat with a flick of his hand.
"Thank you, Your Highness!"
There is finally a clever point among the girls, hearing Luo Xiaohu say this, one of them immediately drove the remaining fourteen, and for a while, the fifteen 'young girls' in the middle of the hall knocked their heads in a mess, and they were not neat at all.
"Alright, alright, you guys go down and change the next batch!"
After Luo Xiaohu said this, he waited for the next batch of girls to come in, and immediately regretted it when he saw the second batch, this batch was thinner than the first batch, and a bunch of bastards were 'drunk' again, and in the end, they still sent away each person with a gold coin and two catties of meat, so that several batches came in a row, it was really worse than the other, and finally everyone who watched the second batch was a little disgusted, and there was not even a good skin in the fifteen, all of them were bitten by small insects, and they made people want to vomit.
"Chief, I don't think we'll see each other for the last batch, my stomach can't stand it a little if I see you again," Colin said, clutching his chest.
Silly Er also nodded and said: "That's right, don't look at it, I can't even eat meat, where is this girl, this is going to disgust me!"
Luo Xiaohu rubbed his chest, pressed down a stream of sour water in his stomach, and let out a sigh: "Even if it's disgusting, it's not bad for this batch, it's called the last batch."
Now that little bit of caution in Luo Xiaohu's heart, he didn't know where to run for a long time, and he endured his nausea and thought: I just want to see how disgusting my territory woman can go!