Chapter 115, Toilet Meal

readx;? Fan Xiaojian thought of this, so he picked up a braised lion's head, his face was hideous, and he tried to make it more terrifying than Du Shiyi and Du Twenty-three, and slowly walked towards Du Twenty-three, because he felt that Du Shiyi was still good, and said: "You eat this now, I'll see if you will be poisoned to death!" If you don't eat it, I'll grab you and force it into your mouth, although it may suffocate, but you just need to swallow it down, it's fine, say okay, be good." Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info" said and grabbed Du Twenty-three to force it into her mouth.

Du Twenty-three grabbed Fan Xiaojian's wrist, and Fan Xiaojian said, "It hurts, it hurts." ”

Du Twenty-three picked up the braised lion's head on Fan Xiaojian's chopsticks and stuffed it into Fan Xiaojian's mouth that cried out in pain, and then pressed it hard, and blocked his mouth again, Fan Xiaojian saw that his Adam's apple was rolling, so he ate this big poisonous pill, Du Twenty-three wiped his hand on Fan Xiaojian's clothes, and pressed Fan Xiaojian on the chair, looking at him coldly.

Fan Xiaojian touched his Adam's apple, touched his hand again, and said, "If I hadn't lost all my skills, it would definitely not be your mouth that I would have pried open, but I couldn't turn on the light." ”

Du Twenty-three didn't speak, just looked at him coldly.

Fan Xiaojian said: "I want to see grandma, I want to ask this old witch face to face." ”

Du Twenty-three said coldly: "Only grandma wants to see slaves, and no slaves can ask to see grandma by themselves." ”

Fan Xiaojian was furious: "I'm not his slave! What right does she have to let others be her slaves? Is she the queen mother or the king of Yama, the queen mother didn't say that there are slaves, everyone is not living well in heaven, right?"

Du Twenty-three said: "Grandma didn't say to see you, so you can stay honest." ”

Fan Xiao was furious, stood up and said, "You ugly bastard!"

Du Twenty-three did not change his face: "I was originally ugly, I don't need you to say it." ”

Fan Xiaojian said: "*......&......%%%......#%¥#¥...... ¥#" Du Twenty-three was unmoved, just looked at him coldly until he was ashamed.

The two fell silent for a while, Du Shiyi's eyes widened, looking at this, and then at that, Fan Xiaojian found that Du Shiyi's eyes were very big, his eyelashes were also very long, and his body was well-proportioned, which was a few points stronger than Qin Shiyi's wife, but this face was really respectful and far away.

In the end, Fan Xiaojian made a killer move: "If you don't let me see my grandmother, I will go on a hunger strike! After saying that, he sat down in the chair, and he had the strength to starve himself to death.

Du Twenty-three looked at Fan Xiaojian for a while, then turned around and went out.

Fan Xiaojian stood up and smiled at Du Shiyi and said, "Little sister, is this Du Ersan a psychological problem? I know a doctor, and the imperial doctor is no problem." ”

Du Shiyi said: "I can't talk to you when I'm the only one." "When it was over, he kept silent.

Fan Xiaojian sat down in discouragement.

After a short time, Du Twenty-three entered the door again and said, "Du Thirty-six, Grandma told you to go." ”

Fan Xiaojian said: "Lao Tzu is not Du Thirty-six, Lao Tzu is Fan Xiaojian." ”

After that, he went out, and Du Shiyi escorted him behind.

When Fan Xiaojian saw his grandmother again, he didn't think about saving his life, and asked directly: "Did you poison the food I ate?"

Fan Xiaojian thought that grandma would deny it, and Fan Xiaojian would want to eat with grandma next time, but he didn't expect grandma to smile slightly and say, "It's poison for you." ”

Fan Xiao was stunned, but he didn't expect it to be really poisonous inside, and seeing that his grandmother didn't look like a thief at all, he asked in a consultative tone: "Do you need to be a bad guy now?" I thought you would deny it. ”

Grandma said, "Why would I deny it, you will know about it sooner or later." ”

Fan Xiao was furious: "Grandma, why?"

Grandma looked up to the sky and laughed and said: "Hahaha, it can be seen that Grandma has a good vision, you will be my Shennong Du's medicine man in the future, with you as a medicine man, the day when I will come out is just around the corner!haha!"

The ugly girls on both sides bowed down together and said, "Congratulations to grandma for finding the medicine man." ”

Grandma said to the girls: "Du Eighteen, you go and kill all those useless medicine people and throw them into the Yangtze River, just keep one here." ”

An ugly girl came out and said, "Yes!" and turned to go out.

Grandma said: " Originally, grandma would catch a batch of medicine people every year to go back to do experiments, this time is no exception, I didn't expect to save you, it seems that this is providence, you see, now you are left with a medicine man, and the others have been thrown into the water, so no matter what, grandma will not let you go, but you can rest assured, grandma is also rewarded, as long as you perform well and help grandma to successfully study the poison, grandma will definitely be indispensable to your benefits in the future, see these people here, which one you like in the future, grandma can reward you. ”

Fan Xiaojian couldn't help but look at these people and said, "Thank you for your kindness, I don't think you need it." ”

Grandma laughed and said: "Don't dislike them for being ugly, if you take more medicine in the future, you will be the same as them, but you are not poisonous, I don't know what will happen, so you still need to experiment with grandma." ”

Fan Xiaojian said, "Grandma, don't you think about it anymore?"

Grandma said, "I don't have to think about it, you can go back and think about it." ”

Fan Xiaojian laughed: "Hahahaha, hahahaha, hahaha." ”

Grandma looked immobile and said, "Take him down." ”

Du Shiyi and Du Twenty-three dragged Fan Xiaojian away like a dead dog.

Fan Xiaojian struggled and turned around and said, "Wait, wait, why don't you ask me why I'm laughing?"

Grandma said: "There are many people smirking in the world, and grandma has a big business, so I don't have so much spare time to ask." ”

Fan Xiaojian said while struggling, "Okay, okay, I'll tell you." ”

Grandma said, "Let him speak." ”

Du Shiyi and Du Twenty-three put Fan Xiaojian down.

Fan Xiaojian said: "Grandma, your old man is clever, and he only has one thing missing. After speaking, he stopped and waited for his grandmother to ask him.

I didn't expect my grandmother to be like a wood and not to speak.

Fan Xiaojian had no choice but to say again: "I don't invade all kinds of poisons, whatever medicine I take, what's the point, how to experiment with your medicine is successful or not? I didn't react if I succeeded, I didn't react if I didn't succeed, I wasted your wine and food in vain, I feel embarrassed, it's better to put me back, I'll catch some monkeys for you to experiment, primates, closest to people, what do you think?

Grandma said, "Do you know what is the most important thing in making drugs?"

Fan Xiaojian thought about it, couldn't think of it, and asked, "What is it?"

Grandma said: "Grandma's poison, no medicine will not kill people, the most important thing is to make the poison colorless and tasteless, so that people can eat it, otherwise you will be bitter in your mouth, how can you be willing to eat it, can you stuff it into your mouth?"

Fan Xiaojian gasped and said, "It makes some sense." ”

Grandma said proudly: "Hmph, the real master of drug making not only wants to make the poison colorless and tasteless, but also has the taste of whatever you want, put it in the radish to have the smell of radish, put it in the eggplant and have the smell of eggplant, let you take the medicine is to test whether you can detect the medicine inside, not whether the test can poison you to death, understand?"

Fan Xiaojian was speechless.

Grandma waved her hand: "Let's go down." ”

Fan Xiaojian thought for a while and said, "Admire and admire, then I will help you do the experiment, but can my knife be returned to me first? This is my ancestor." "The heart said that with this treasure knife in hand, if you run away, then there will be more chances.

Grandma Wenyan said: "This knife is a natural artifact, it's useless for you to hold it, grandma stays it, and let you go in the future." ”

Fan Xiaojian couldn't help but feel very distressed when he heard that the tanka was detained, and he couldn't explain this matter to Qin Yue, so he said to Yan Yuese: "Although it's useless for me to hold it, but this knife is my ancestor's, and it's just a treasure knife that sharpens iron like clay, it's nothing great, grandma can find a way to find the treasure knife, or after you let me go back, I'll help you find it, and I will definitely find it." ”

Grandma shook her head and said: "This knife is different from other treasure knives, it is the nemesis of insects, grandma can just use it to make poison, you don't have to worry about it anymore, the knife will definitely not be returned to you." ”

Fan Xiaojian was greatly annoyed, thought for a while and said, "Does Grandma know what else is wonderful about this knife?"

Grandma couldn't help but lean forward and asked, "What's so good?"

Fan Xiaojian said slowly: "Grandma is right, this knife is born to be the nemesis of insects, and grandma will not delay eating when she goes to the toilet in the future, because there is no need to be afraid of flies." After speaking, he looked at his grandmother with a smile.

Grandma's face was stiff and she didn't say a word, and no one on either side of the maid moved, and suddenly a maid couldn't help but vomit "wow", and then "plopped" and knelt on the ground, trembling and kowtowing and saying, "Grandma spare your life!"

Grandma patted the armrest of the dragon chair, only to hear a slight "click", a line of silver light shot out, is shooting on the forehead of the maid, the maid immediately screamed, writhed a few times and died, the maid on both sides like a stone did not react.

Grandma looked at Fan Xiaojian and said slowly: "Grandma doesn't want your little life, you can live well and take him out!"

Fan Xiaojian was dragged back to the room by Du Shiyi and Du Twenty-three, and after returning to the room, he thought hard and meditated, but he had no solution, thinking that if his sister-in-law was here, he would have a good idea.

Suddenly a question came to mind, and asked Du Shiyi tentatively: "Du Shiyi, my name is Du Thirty-six, which word do you say I have in Du Thirty-six? After speaking, he carefully observed Du Shiyi's big eyes.

Du Shiyi said: "Poison is the 'poison' of poison. ”

Fan Xiaojian saw a "buzz" in his head, and knew that grandma was not lying, she was indeed experimenting with herself, and this group of people turned out to be all surnamed "poison", then she should be poison thirty-six, Du eleven is poison eleven, Du twenty-three is poison twenty-three, thinking that the name of this grandma is not Shennong Du Lao, it should be Shennong Poison Grandma, this old witch is specialized in making drugs! How could she fall into the hands of this group of people! This is not the life of the baby!

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