Chapter 116, Riding a Panda

readx;? After a few days, the big boat docked, Fan Xiaojian went out in a car covered with black cloth, changed the carriage, and the group walked for another day, Fan Xiaojian was in the car, only felt that it was getting higher and higher, thinking that he was climbing the mountain, secretly thinking that this time was much higher than Qingliang Mountain. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

When Fan Xiaojian got out of the car again, the sun was dazzling, and Fan Xiaojian took a long time to get used to it before he opened his eyes, looked around, and found that he was in a dense forest.

At this time, the mountain road became steep, the carriage could no longer move forward, the group abandoned the carriage and walked, and walked for a long time, Fan Xiaojian saw large and small houses near and far, among which there was the largest and most magnificent, and it was the place where Shennong's poisonous grandmother came.

When I walked in and looked again, I almost blinded the dog's eyes, and saw two ugly girls riding two giant pandas to greet everyone.

Fan Xiaojian rubbed his eyes and asked the poisonous eleven next to him: "Eleven, what are these two ugly monsters riding?"

Poison Eleven said: "Giant pandas. ”

"Giant panda!" Fan Xiaojian exclaimed: "You abuse the national treasure so casually, can you let me abuse it too?"

Poison Twenty-Three said: "What kind of abuse! Giant pandas here are plagued, often gnawing on things, but fortunately their temper is quite gentle, and they are much stronger than horses to ride on mountain roads." ”

"Let me ride another day. ”

"You go in first. ”

Fan Xiaojian was arranged in a room in the back and was monitored by Poison 11 and Poison 23 as usual. On this day, Fan Xiaojian wanted to find a panda to ride, but Poison Twenty-three disagreed.

Fan Xiaojian said: "I don't want to run, I'm just used to riding horses, and I want to change my taste, let me tell you, if you don't let me ride a giant panda, I won't take medicine." ”

Fan Xiaojian has been threatening not to eat poison recently, and in addition, there is really nothing to coerce, but Fan Xiaojian doesn't know how to ride a horse.

Poison Twenty-Three glanced at Fan Xiaojian and ignored it.

Fan Xiaojian said to Poison Twenty-three: "Did you hear what Grandma said that day, if I behave well, I want whoever I want, if you don't teach me to ride a giant panda, I will perform desperately, and when the time comes, I want you with Grandma, are you afraid." ”

After speaking, Fan Xiaojian looked carefully at Poison Twenty-three's eyes, and saw Poison Twenty-three's eyes showing a panicked expression, this is scared, this is easy to do, I originally thought that these people were all machines.

So Fan Xiaojian continued to do ideological work: "In short, it is very terrible, more terrible than killing you, but if you teach me to ride a giant panda, it will not be difficult for me to do it for you, this request is not too much, you should think about it." ”

Poison Twenty-three turned around silently and went out, Fan Xiaojian was overjoyed in his heart, and said in his heart that there were more bargaining chips for the struggle, which could be used well in the future, and they must not be wasted.

After a while, Poison Twenty-Three came, really holding a giant panda, with the same standard configuration on his back as a horse, but there was no leather whip, thinking that he was afraid that the giant panda would be eaten with the skin of the rod.

Fan Xiao was overjoyed when he saw it, and asked first: "It won't bite, right?"

Poison Twenty-Three said, "No, it's the same as a horse." ”

Fan Xiaojian went up and touched his head, touched his ears, and hugged his neck, this silly guy didn't resist, just looked at Fan Xiaojian stupidly, Fan Xiaojian was very happy, thinking that it would be good if Qin Xiaojian saw it, it was more fun than her tiger, and the more she watched, the happier she became.

So he said, "I will live with it from now on." ”

Poison Eleven and Poison Twenty-Three said together, "No. ”

Fan Xiaojian said, "Why?"

Poison Twenty-Three said: "If you live with it, you will have its smell on your body, and it will be mixed with the smell of medicine, and we can't keep a record." ”

Fan Xiaojian thought that this was really unlucky, so he had to say, "Okay, but if I want to ride and play, I have to bring it here at any time." ”

Fan Xiaojian finally had an entertainment activity, riding a giant panda around every day, of course, there were always two bodyguards by his side.

However, the main business is still used as a guinea pig to feed medicine every day, this day suddenly thought, I don't know how much poison is put in this meal, every day to eat, will it be infertile, this matter has to be understood, so when I saw Shennong's poisonous grandmother, I asked: "May I ask grandma, as a slave who takes medicine, how much poison do I eat each time?" Will I eat a pound and a half every time?"

When Shennong's poisonous grandmother heard this, her face sank and she said: "Poisoning is an art, should you feed pigs?"

Fan Xiaojian said: "Since grandma likes to study art so much, why don't you learn to write poetry, painting or something? ”

The ugly girls on both sides shouted together: "Poison thirty-six! How can you talk to grandma like this!"

Shennong's poisonous grandmother waved her hand, too lazy to argue with him.

Fan Xiaojian continued: "I take medicine every day, it's too boring, is there any high-tech work for me to do?"

Shennong's poisonous grandmother said, "Do you want to learn how to make drugs?"

Fan Xiaojian said: "I don't want to learn how to make drugs, it's just that I have a friend who was hit by a strange poison and was in danger at the time, and now I think it would be good if I saw my grandmother earlier." ”

Shennong's poisonous grandmother said: "What kind of poison?"

Fan Xiaojian said: "Mend the heavenly palm." ”

Shennong's poisonous grandmother said movingly: "Mend the heavenly palm? Could it be that the heavens and the earth are missing two old monsters?"

Fan Xiaojian said: "Exactly!"

Shennong's poisonous grandmother slapped the chair, which frightened Fan Xiaojian, but it didn't shoot out the poisonous needle.

Shennong's poisonous grandmother hated and said: "These two old monsters, shameless You, stole the secret book of our Heavenly Insect Sect's Heaven Replenishing Palm, and then secretly hid, but I didn't expect it to dare to appear." ”

Fan Xiao was taken aback and asked, "Are you from the Heavenly Insect Sect?"

Shennong's poisonous grandmother changed her face.

Fan Xiaojian hurriedly said, "I didn't say anything, you didn't hear anything." ”

Shennong's poisonous grandmother said, "Is your friend dead?"

Fan Xiaojian said: "I didn't die, I was rescued." ”

Shennong's poisonous grandmother was surprised and said, "Who saved me?"

Fan Xiaojian said: "Yao Guangxiao. ”

Shennong's poisonous grandmother said: "Could it be that Yao Guangxiao, the national teacher of the dynasty?"

Fan Xiaojian said: "Exactly, is grandma very familiar with them?"

Shennong's poisonous grandmother said: "I don't know, but you know so many masters, it can be seen that your background is also good, no wonder you have a lot of strange places." ”

Fan Xiaojian said: "Exactly, grandma, if you put me back, there will definitely be great benefits for you." He winked at his grandmother.

Shennong's poisonous grandmother said: "You don't have to think about this, but you have been honestly cooperating with grandma to make poison recently, grandma can teach you how to solve the poison of this heavenly palm, but you can't teach the others." ”

Fan Xiao was overjoyed and said, "Thank you grandma so much, grandma can experiment on me if she has any new inventions and creations in the future." ”

Shennong's poisonous grandmother said: "Do you know the origin of the mending heaven palm?"

Fan Xiaojian said: "I don't know, what is the origin?"

Shennong's poisonous grandmother said: "According to legend, Nuwa used five-colored stones to make up the sky, and there were five stones left. ”

Fan Xiaojian said, "Didn't you say that there was a stone left?"

Shennong's poisonous grandmother said, "What stone is left?"

Fan Xiaojian said: "Naturally, there is a five-color stone left." ”

Shennong's poisonous grandmother said: "Nonsense, how can there be a stone with five colors, and the rest is five stones of different colors, and these five stones are five-color stones." ”

Fan Xiaojian said: "You keep talking. ”

Shennong's poisonous grandmother said: "After the five-colored stone is left, it falls in a valley, and it happens that there are five kinds of insects in this valley, namely ants, scorpions, spiders, centipedes and wasps. ”

Fan Xiaojian said: "I understand, I have been mutated by nuclear radiation. ”

Shennong's poisonous grandmother said: "These five kinds of insects are highly poisonous, and once they receive the aura, they become extremely poisonous, ants become glacial termites, scorpions become green-headed scorpions, spiders become blue tarantulas, centipedes become earth fire centipedes, and wasps become eight-winged king bees." ”

Fan Xiaojian said: "Why are scorpions so unlucky?"

Shennong's poisonous grandmother said: "The five-colored stone corresponds to gold, wood, water, fire and earth, white corresponds to water, green corresponds to wood, blue corresponds to fire, red corresponds to gold, and yellow corresponds to earth." The gold, wood, water, fire, and earth correspond to the five organs of the human body, the gold corresponds to the lungs, the wood corresponds to the liver, the water corresponds to the kidneys, the fire corresponds to the heart, and the earth corresponds to the spleen. The same is true of these five kinds of insects, which poison the five organs of people, glacial termites poison the kidneys, green-headed scorpions poison the liver, blue tarantulas poison the heart, earth fire centipedes poison the lungs, and eight-winged king bees poison the spleen. ”

Fan Xiaojian gasped and said, "No wonder Nuwa's Tiantian Stone has become poisonous, it turns out that there are poisonous insects hidden under the stone." ”

Shennong's poisonous grandmother said: "In addition to these five poisons, this mending heavenly palm actually adds another poison. ”

Fan Xiaojian said: "There is another kind of poison? What kind of poison is it?"

Shennong's poisonous grandmother said: "This poison is not insect poison, but a grass." ”

Fan Xiaojian said, "Grass?"

Shennong's poisonous grandmother said: "Exactly, the name of this grass is called: 'Beauty Grass', with this grass, these five kinds of toxicity have produced a thousand changes. ”

Fan Xiaojian nodded and said, "It makes sense, it's really a red face." ”

Shennong's poisonous grandmother said: "If you want to learn to remedy the poison of the heavenly palm, you have to have a condition." ”

Fan Xiaojian said, "What conditions?"

Shennong's poisonous grandmother didn't answer, and said to the maid: "Please Shennongmen Treasure Knife!"

The ugly girls on both sides shouted together: "Please Shennongmen Treasure Knife!"

Fan Xiaojian didn't know what was going on, and after a while, two ugly girls came in with a finely carved ebony box, and when they opened the box, it was a layer of yellow silk, and an ugly girl took out a knife from the yellow silk.

Fan Xiaojian shouted and said, "You guys are a little disciplined, okay? This is obviously mine!"

Shennong's poisonous grandmother said: "Please return the treasure knife!"

The two ugly girls wrapped the treasure knife as it was, buckled the box, and took it out, Fan Xiaojian tried to go to grab the tank, but was caught by Poison Eleven and Poison Twenty-three.

Shennong's poisonous grandmother said: "This knife is a sacred relic of Shennongmen. ”

Fan Xiaojian said: "Do you feel like you're blushing when you say this?"

The ugly girls on both sides scolded together: "Be bold! Talk to grandma like this, don't be afraid of cutting your tongue!"

Fan Xiaojian said: "If I cut my tongue, I can't take medicine." ”

Shennong's poisonous grandmother said: "Do you still want to learn how to detoxify and make drugs?"

Fan Xiaojian said: "I want to!" said that sooner or later he and Yao Guangxiao will be mortal enemies, and it is impossible to find him for an antidote. Now that you have the opportunity, why not learn?

Shennong's poisonous grandmother said slowly: "But grandma has a condition, if you learn to understand the poison of the Heavenly Palm, you will not think that the knife is yours in the future, do you agree?"

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