"I'll go, the obscenity of these two goods has once again exceeded my expectations, and I am convinced, I am really convinced. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Xu Zhimo looked at the book "Strange Stories of the Heavenly Court", his heart was sweating wildly, speechless, and at the same time, he couldn't help but laugh "poof", and he was also happy when he saw it.

Clairvoyance and Shunfeng Ear, worthy of being the king of voyeurism and eavesdropping, Xu Zhimo knelt deeply!

I thought I found a secret book, but it turned out to be an unsightly evil booklet, a small manual dedicated to recording the privacy of various immortals.

The 'elegant' hobby of clairvoyance and Shunfeng Ear is to peep into other people's privacy, but the two goods are most keen on voyeurism and those things between male and female gods.

The Wonders of the Heavenly Court recorded all kinds of secrets of the Heavenly Palace immortals that he peeked into, and for the immortals, it was all ulterior privacy.

For example, a certain male god and such and such a goddess have a leg, such and such a male god has a habit of dragon yang, who does such and such a male god have a crush on......

And there are some interesting ones.

For example, Princess Iron Fan and Taishang Laojun have a leg, because she is pregnant, she can't affect the reputation of Taishang Laojun's ancestor of the Immortal Dao, so she married the ugly and poor Bull Demon King. Therefore, the princess of the iron fan has the banana fan of Taishang Laojun's alchemy fan, and the red child will spit out three true fires as soon as she is born, and she is violent by nature, but she can still trust Guanyin where to be a good child......

It's no wonder that the red boy looks like a fairychild, crystal clear, and the black-skinned old meat bull demon king is not at all like it.

In fact, the Bull Demon King also knows about this, but he can't do it too much, he was born as a big brother in the demon world, and he is embarrassed to say it for the sake of his old face, so he has such a beautiful wife as Princess Tiefan at home, but he doesn't love it, and he raises his junior child outside every day......

"Say!"

"Heavenly Court and the Great Heavenly Empire, secretly there is a black smoke miasma, and there is a large area of crooked wind and evil energy!"

Xu Zhimo no longer believes in God, he doesn't respect God anymore, the more powerful he is, the more unsightly things he sees, and the more chaotic his private life is!

But these are still very 'elegant', and there are some funny, so obscene that people can't help laughing, at a glance, it directly makes Xu Zhimo happy.

For example, there is a record that says that Erlang God Yang Jian and the third princess of Xihai have no feelings, they have been separated for a long time, the third princess is alone in the empty room, and Erlang God sleeps with the roaring dog at night, such a situation has been 871 consecutive days.

In these 871 days, Erlang God jerked off a total of 176 times......

"Poof, I'll ...... it"

"I really admire these two goods!"

Xu Zhimo covered his mouth and laughed wildly, he even remembered so clearly how many days his husband and wife had been separated and how many times he had taken a plane.

What's even funnier is that Erlang God sleeps with a dog......

It's so obscene that it's speechless.

But there is one more funny, Xu Zhimo almost fell asleep on the ground.

This article is a record of Lei Gong and Electric Mother, which is really a strange story.

It is recorded in the Celestial Wonders that the thunder male and electric mother has the name of husband and wife, but there is no husband and wife, saying that the two have strange bodies, once mated, the body rubs, it will form a symphony of thunder and lightning, and suddenly, it will shine into lightning and thunder, shaking the heavens and the earth, and alarming the Three Realms.

Therefore, the two did not dare to live a married life at all, which was the most painful privacy and the greatest distress for the two.

Xu Zhimo was happy for a while: "Sad thunder male mother, this is too sad, hahaha......"

Think about it, ordinary people live a married life, it is 'hey, hey, hey' and 'pop papa', and the thunder and lightning mother hit a shot, it is the 'boom boom' of lightning and thunder, the sound of shaking the world and the earth, such a loud noise, so that everyone in the sky and the earth can hear it, how embarrassed are the two......

"Haha, I'll you. ”

Xu Zhimo couldn't be happier, as soon as he hit the cannon, the whole world could hear it, how could he play this? Embarrassing, embarrassing.

Clairvoyance and Shunfeng love to peep and listen to it, even make a small book to write it down, and name it 'Celestial Stories', Xu Zhimo is also drunk.

With these two goods, the immortals of the entire Heavenly Palace have no privacy at all, Xu Zhimo killed the clairvoyant and the wind ear, and he is absolutely forced to eliminate harm for the people!

Xu Zhimo finished reading "Stories of the Heavenly Court" with a smile from ear to ear, and saw that it was getting late, so he threw the obscene little manual on the ground and left the small palace of clairvoyance and Shunfeng Ear leisurely.

Well, the embarrassing matter of Lei Gong and Dianmu may be able to be used, and these two people have a fragment of Haotian Jinque on their bodies.

Under the evening twilight, the heavenly palace reflected by the light of the fairy glow is fantastic and beautiful.

"Great Sage, meet again. ”

As soon as Xu Zhimo came out of the Ear and Eye Palace, a dark ghost-like ghost floated past him, with a ghost-like grin on his face, and rolled his eyes at him, actually greeting him.

"I'm grass!"

"What the hell?"

Xu Zhimo was startled, and when he saw it, he was sure in his heart, and said with a smile: "It turned out to be the god of Riyou." ”

"Great Sage, you are mistaken, the little god is the night wandering god. ”

The ghost said a word faintly, and said: "Great Sage, the little god is busy, so I'll leave first." Then he floated in front of Xu Zhimo like a ghost and quickly disappeared.

"Isn't this the god of daytime?"

Xu Zhimo was stunned for a moment in his heart, looking like he was going to die and weak, his face was as white and bloodless as a dead man, hanging a pair of dead fish eyes, and two giant pandas who had stayed up late for a long time.

The difference is that the day wandering god seen during the day is wearing a ghost-like white robe and a pointed high white hat, and the night wandering god seen now is wearing a ghost-like black robe and a pointed high black hat.

"I heard that they are twin brothers, could it be that the day and night gods look the same? ”

These two ghosts, but there is a fragment of Haotian Jinque, which must be carefully understood, Xu Zhimo suddenly squinted his eyes: "Then why did he just say that he met again? I obviously haven't met him before." ”

Hey, there's something weird.

"It's not like a wandering god during the day, changing a set of clothes at night, and becoming a night wandering god again, boom, this is too dedicated! I have been working 24 hours a day for many years, no wonder I look like I am powerless and want to die, and there are two big dark circles on my eyes. ”

Xu Zhimo showed a dark smile on his face, and he always felt that this was obviously a person.

Whatever, one of them is also killed, and two of them must also be killed, so let's catch up with this nocturnal detective first and then talk about the situation.

Xu Zhimo has already decided in his heart that the next goal is to travel to the gods of day and night. (To be continued.) )