Chapter 559: Who's Fake?
Under the night, the Night Wandering God floated out of the Nantian Gate and flew to the Nether Realm like a ghost. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
Xu Zhimo smiled faintly, shook his fan in a chic manner, and followed with a swagger.
With extraordinary acting skills and extraordinary psychological quality, Xu Zhimo's appearance looks like he is going to kill someone, and he doesn't look like he is committing murder at all.
"Great Sage, you just returned to the Heavenly Palace, and this is going to the Nether Realm again. ”
"Xianjun, where are you going?"
"Great Sage, even if it is an immortal, this Nantianmen cannot enter and exit casually. ”
"Immortal Monarch, by the way, you haven't entered and exited the Immortal Order of Nantianmen, right?"
When Xu Zhimo came to the South Heavenly Gate, a group of heavenly generals surrounded him with a smile on their faces, blocking his way, one by one, the 'Great Sage' and 'Immortal Monarch', with a flattering face.
"Humph!"
"Without an immortal order, you are not allowed to enter and leave the South Heavenly Gate at will. ”
Wu Gang was carrying an axe, his majestic body was upright, majestic, domineering, and he looked very hangy and faceless.
"Immortal Order, I really don't think so. ”
Xu Zhimo grinned first, damn it, Heavenly Court really didn't treat him and Sun Wukong as real immortals, and didn't even give him the immortal order that represented and symbolized his identity, and immediately, his eyes glared, and he roared violently: "The Great Sage of the Sun still needs the immortal order? Get out of the way of me, don't force me to make a sky-breaking hole on the spot?"
"The Great Sage is angry. ”
"Great Sage, of course you don't need an immortal order. ”
"Great Sage, please. ”
As soon as they heard that Xu Zhimo was going to break the hole in the sky, a group of heavenly generals were so frightened that their livers trembled, which was terrible, so they hurriedly got out of the way and made way for Xu Zhimo.
"Brother, please. ”
Wu Gang was even more cowardly, faster than those heavenly generals, and jumped back dozens of meters at once, hiding behind the doorpost of the South Heavenly Gate.
"That's pretty much it. ”
Xu Zhimo nodded with satisfaction, looking like a ruffian, digging his nostrils while swaggering down the Nantianmen.
It turned into a flash of fire, pierced through the sky, through the clouds, and soon after, came to the earth.
"Night wanderer, I'm coming. ”
Xu Zhimo smiled in his heart, took out a monkey hair first, and blew a breath: "Change!
"Poof!"
The monkey's fur vanished, flashing with a burst of golden light, and the Sun Wanderer, wearing a white pointed hat and a ghostly white bubble, appeared.
looks like a weak pervert, his face is pale, there is no blood, and there are two big dark circles under his eyes, which are exactly the same as the real Sun Wandering God.
"Hahaha. ”
Xu Zhimo deliberately laughed a few times, walked side by side with the Sun Wandering God, and began to play two roles by himself, while talking loudly, he chased in the direction of the Night Wandering God.
In the dark.
The Night Wanderer is floating like a ghost in the wilderness, and his duty is to patrol the earth at night to see if there are any mountain monsters and wild monsters causing trouble, and he can only return to the heavenly realm when the sun is about to come out when the day dawns.
So every day at night, the night wandering god began to wander in the realm with nothing to do, for a long time, there was no enthusiasm for work for a long time, where to care what mountain monsters and wild monsters he had, purely to pass the time, mixed days, mixed long nights.
"Great Sage, I was patrolling the earth during the day, and I met a 10,000-year-old maggot demon, whose body was as thick as a giant python, and it was like stirring like stirring the sea...... , The maggot demon is so powerful, not only beat me, but also sprayed my mouth full of, I told the Jade Emperor, the Jade Emperor asked me to beg you, saying that this monster can only be dealt with by you. Great Sage, you must avenge me for this revenge. ”
"Riyou God, don't worry, since it is the meaning of the Jade Emperor, you have found this great sage again, this great sage will definitely help you out, no matter what kind of demon or spirit, this great sage will beat him to ashes, and he will not be able to live forever. ”
"That maggot demon's nest, in the big dung mountain thatched pit, Great Sage, let's go quickly, I'm worried that my brother will pass by there at night, and he will also be bullied by the 10,000-year-old maggot demon, spraying his mouth full of. ”
"Rest assured, with the presence of this great sage, I will definitely surrender that maggot demon today. ”
The night wandering god was wandering boringly like a wandering spirit, and suddenly heard the voices of two people not far away, obviously taken aback, the two dead fish eyes fell off, and almost fell out of the eye socket, and then looked at the two people, and was even more surprised, and the face of the whole dead face changed.
"Night wanderer. ”
Xu Zhimo pretended to be taken aback by chance, and laughed again: "Riyoushen, you can rest assured now, your brother is safe." ”
"Haha, brother, what a coincidence, you are here. ”
The holiday god also looked like a coincidence, with a happy face, and greeted him with a haha.
And at the moment.
The Night Wanderer looked surprised, looking at the Day Wandering God who came up, and cautiously drifted back a few feet.
"Hello, Great Sage. ”
Ye Youshen first said hello to Xu Zhimo, and a pair of dead fish eyes stared at Riyou Shen again: "Who are you?" The tone was full of anger and vigilance.
"I'm your brother, huh?"
The day wandering god was at a loss, and was stunned by the night wandering god's actions.
"Nonsense. ”
The Night Wandering God suddenly became angry: "Don't try to lie to me. ”
Riyoushen looked serious: "Brother, I'm Riyoushen, I'm really your brother." ”
"What's going on?"
Xu Zhimo was also at a loss, and scratched his head: "Night Wandering God, why don't you even know the Day Wandering God?"
"Great Sage, you have been deceived, I don't know this person, he must be trying to use you, you must not believe him. ”
The Night Wanderer God glared at the Day Wandering God hatefully, and said angrily: "Why are you pretending to be the Day Wandering God?
"I'm the god of day travel, where is the pretend. ”
Riyoushen was also depressed, his face was unconvinced, and he began to shout, in fact, it was Xu Zhimo who was acting, and his thinking was controlling.
The Night Wanderer was furious: "Fart, don't try to impersonate me." ”
"You are stupid, how can I pretend to be you, I am the god of day travel, you are the god of night. ”
The day tour god also shouted angrily, and at the same time, Xu Zhimo was happy in his heart, haha, it seems that he guessed correctly, and he also deliberately said: "Night tour god, what's the matter with you, this is not you looking in the mirror, this is the real day travel god." ”
"Great Sage, you don't know anything. ”
The Night Wanderer looked at the Day Wanderer vigilantly, as if he didn't want to say it, but he still gritted his teeth and said: "It's not a secret, in fact, the Night Wanderer and the Day Wanderer God are the same person, both of them are me, I am obviously here, where will there be any Day Wandering God, this person in front of me is simply fake." ”
"Wow. ”
Xu Zhimo pretended to be taken aback: "No, right? You are a night wandering god and a day wandering god." ”
"Hey, yes!"
The night wandering god sighed and said: "The little god has a hard life, one person has two positions, I am the day wandering god during the day, and I am the night wandering god at night, you look at my eye circles, how dark it is, look at my face, how bad the complexion is!"
(To be continued.) )