Three Kingdoms Zhou Lang Five Great Qiao and Mother Yama

Wei Zhou looked at Da Qiao's distant back, and a drop of cold sweat slipped on his forehead. Such a sturdy woman, was Sun Ce's brain caught in the door?

"The groom is there! I found the groom!"

Uncle Liu brought a pot of spirits from nowhere, and ran towards Weizhou excitedly.

"Zhou Yu boy, come and have a few drinks with Uncle I!"

Uncle, let me go, I'm still underage.

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Dark clouds hung over the town, obscuring the afterglow of the setting sun and drawing the curtain on the wedding feast, which lasted all day. The guests who were staggering and drinking said goodbye to Qiao Lao one by one, and with the support of others, they hummed a tune all the way, wishing the newcomers a hundred years of good togetherness.

In the new room that was neatly and cleanly arranged, a red flame danced on a candle, and at a glance, the room was filled with red colors. Xiao Qiao, who was sitting on the edge of the bed, wore a red hijab and a red skirt to highlight her delicate body even more charming.

Xiao Qiao behind the curtain heard the sound of the door being pushed open, and his nervous heart beat faster and faster.

This guy will keep his word, he doesn't look like he's lying to me. But what should I do if he drinks too much and gets furious?

The dark shadow reflected in the candlelight on the red hijab gradually approached, and the footsteps became more and more urgent.

"He's going to stop, he's going to stop......" Little Joe kept silently in his heart.

Wei Zhou's figure appeared in Xiao Qiao's mind, why did she believe Wei Zhou and tell him her secret? Not only because Wei Zhou saved her, but also because the tenderness on Wei Zhou's face when he missed the person he liked was very similar to the gentleness of the man in his dream when he looked up at her.

"He won't lie to me!" Little Joe saw the dark shadow fall towards her, and a tear ran down the corner of her eye. disappointed, regretful, Xiao Qiao's heart is like falling into an ice cave, pulling out the cold, pulling out the cold.

Flipping his body, Xiao Qiao dodged the black shadow, pulled his hand, and the red hijab was thrown to the ground. Little Joe's tearful eyes gleamed as she looked at the bastard who had deceived her. Jade reached under the pillow and grasped the dagger she usually used for self-defense.

But the scene in front of her made her stunned when the volcano was about to erupt and the knife was bloody. Wei Zhou, who was wearing the groom's red robe, was lying on the marriage bed, his face facing Xiao Qiao was mostly covered by the loose hair, and the long eyelashes on his closed eyes trembled slightly.

Smelling the smell of wine, Xiao Qiao stared blankly at the young man who was sleeping soundly on the bed. It's hard to imagine that he still talks and laughs during the day, and after falling asleep, he is like a baby. I just now, I seem to be wrong to blame him.

Xiao Qiao thought that the dagger under the pillow was almost pierced, and a sense of guilt arose. obviously said that he believed him, but as a result, he almost killed someone.

"Dan ......"

Although the voice was very soft, Xiao Qiao could still hear it very clearly, it was Wei Zhou who was talking in his sleep.

"Dan, is that your favorite girl's name?"

"You're still thinking about her in your dreams. ”

Xiao Qiao Ran muttered to himself, and his right hand involuntarily brushed away the long hair on Wei Zhou's face, revealing that handsome face. In a trance, Xiao Qiao felt that Wei Zhou's face was the same as last time, so gentle. Like, he in a dream.

Thinking of this, Xiao Qiao's pretty face seemed to be assimilated by the room, and it was as red as the fiery clouds in the twilight sky. Slapping his face with both hands, trying his best to calm himself, Xiao Qiao began to think about an important issue.

Am I going to sleep on the floor tonight?

The morning sun brings the sunshine that gives birth to all things to the world. It's just that a certain sleeping thing is destined to be with the beautiful rising sun, and it will be lost.

"Bear child, how come you are better than me in English?" Wei Zhou's body was arranged in large characters on the bed, chewing his tongue in his mouth, and his expression was painful, as if he was having some nightmare.

"Mrs. Wang, I will definitely do well in the exam next time, don't!"

Wei Zhou's eyes opened suddenly, and his body quickly bounced up like a spring. Panting heavily, Wei Zhou touched his face with his hand, then put down his palm to see the lines of his palm.

In the end, which is the dream?

There was a knock on the door, followed by Lao Li's voice.

"Young master, young grandma has called you for breakfast. ”

Wei Zhou looked around, only smelling the girl's body fragrance, but not the girl's figure.

At the place where breakfast was eaten, Wei Zhou met the people he didn't want to see the most.

"Good morning, brother-in-law. Da Qiao was the first to arrive at the dining place, and when Wei Zhou arrived, only he and Da Qiao were present.

"Sister, why don't you see Xiao Qiao?" Wei Zhou sat in the farthest position from Da Qiao and casually greeted her.

"Do you remember my sister? When I woke up early in the morning, I noticed that my sister's eyes were a little puffy. Say, didn't you let her sleep well last night!"

Da Qiao wore a long red dress with a green ribbon tied around her neck today. Her face, which was already as cold as jade, was even more chilly after saying this. Wei Zhou even felt that Da Qiao could freeze him to death just by using her eyes.

"Son-in-law, you're here so early. ”

Accompanied by Xiao Qiao, Qiao Lao came to the table and sat down. When Da Qiao saw his father arrive, his previous murderous appearance immediately retracted, and in a blink of an eye, he became the friendly appearance of a little girl next door. Wei Zhou, who was next to him, noticed this, and his face couldn't help but tremble. If this woman lives in modern times, she will definitely be a actress at the level of a movie queen.

"Old Qiao, may I ask where my uncle is?"

"What do you call me?"

The eyes of the Qiao family's father and daughter looked at Wei Zhou strangely.

"Dad, Gongjin is not used to him, don't blame him. ”

Xiao Qiaobei bit her red lips, "Call Dad!"

"Daddy......" Wei Zhou realized that he had a more father in a daze.

The food of the Qiao family is ordinary and light, which seems to be inconsistent with the identity of a large family, but this is the current state of the Qiao family in Jiangdong, which is low-key. In fact, if you look closely, you will find that although the Qiao family's old house covers the largest area in the town, the decoration is extremely simple, and the tall walls are covered with moss.

And there are very few servants in the Qiao family, and Xiao Qiao and Big Qiao have only one old mother, who has taken care of them since childhood. And the Zhou family where Zhou Yu is located, the young master alone has several maids waiting, plus other servants, the number should be more than several times that of the Qiao family.

When Wei Zhou lived in Zhou's house, he ate high-protein dishes every day, such as braised wild boar, spicy boiled fish, and steamed elk hooves...... The stomach and intestines of Weizhou are healthy by the standards of human beings in the 21st century. But the digestion ability of the ancients may be stronger, so these ancients felt that eating more food that didn't matter, and Weizhou was still very uncomfortable until now.

Qiao's light dishes really reduced the burden on Weizhou's stomach.

After resting for a while after breakfast, Da Qiao stood up and clasped his fists in front of Wei Zhou.

"The little girl heard that the Zhou family has a set of ancestral swordsmanship, and she has always admired it, and I hope that your brother-in-law can guide her sister a thing or two. ”

As if playing a trick, Big Joe pulled out two short knives from his sleeves. The short knife was about one foot two inches long, and the surface was carved with a black panther pounce, and what was even more amazing was that the light that fell on the blade was reflected into black light by the black carving.

How can you have a breakfast This woman has to carry a knife, no one cares about it? Wei Zhou looked at Qiao Lao, hoping that he could stop this farce.

Who knew that Qiao Lao just smiled and nodded, and didn't say anything. Also, if it weren't for Elder Qiao's acquiescence, how could Da Qiao carry a knife with him. If Wei Zhou knew that he had put a dagger under the pillow he slept on last night, he might have been much more indifferent to Da Qiao's behavior.

"The sword has no eyes, and it is not good to hurt people. Wei Zhou laughed, trying not to let others notice his nervousness.

The ancestral swordsmanship of the Zhou family, Wei Zhou has never heard of it at all, and there is no need for actual combat, he wields the sword here twice, and a fool can see that he is fooling. The son of the Zhou family doesn't even know the ancestral swordsmanship, who believes it?

"Gongjin is right, sister, don't compete with him in the sword. Xiao Qiao looked at the short knife in Da Qiao's hand a little scared, knowing how powerful it was, she couldn't help but worry about Weizhou.

"Just listen to your sister. ”

Old Qiao spoke, and Da Qiao didn't dare to disobey. With a twist of the wrist, the two short knives were withdrawn into the sleeves of his shirt, and Wei Zhou was dumbfounded by his miraculous skills. From this, he can take a peek at the leopard, and when he moves, he is afraid that he will not be able to survive a round under the short knife.

"Brother-in-law, since you said that the sword has no eyes, then let's see the kung fu with our fists and feet. ”

Da Qiao untied the green ribbon around his neck, tied the long hair that had slid up to Xiang's shoulders with the ribbon, and tied it in a ponytail. When a small and delicate girl says this, the unsuspecting man may laugh or disagree. And Weizhou, I only feel that the pressure is great.

"Brother-in-law, are you afraid of me, a weak woman?"

Da Qiao stamped in front of Wei Zhou, leaned forward, and whispered.

"I don't know what my sister likes about you, coward. ”

Da Qiao stepped back and raised his head to see Wei Zhou's expression. Anger? Frightened?

It was a calm, indifferent face, so calm that it felt unreal, like a peerless beast awakening under the calm waters.

"Pretend, see how I'll clean you up later. ”

Da Qiao didn't know why, and he regretted going overboard. She did it so ruthlessly just to let Wei Zhou understand that she had to treat her sister well in the future.

Just as Da Qiao retreated, Xiao Qiao stood behind Wei Zhou and also spoke in a very small voice.

"Gong Jin, you better admit defeat. My sister is very powerful, and the people in the rivers and lakes call her mother Yama. ”

Wei Zhou didn't answer, just shook his head.

Don't just talk about men's cowardice, otherwise even if he can't do it, he will go up and do it!

Xiao Qiao frowned, she couldn't be clearer about her sister's strength. There was a man who came to ask for a kiss, and he stalked his sister, and his sister couldn't be annoyed, so she invited him to the boudoir to talk about it. As a result, her sister was still single, and the man, Xiao Qiao, went to the South Street Pharmacy to pick up medicine, and saw a guy with a swollen pig's head talking to the doctor inarticulately.

"Zhang Jiafu, I even said that Qiao Ga Dili pulled a female silver and didn't pee to provoke her. (Doctor Zhang, I said, the woman of the Qiao family, don't provoke her.) )”

In the large courtyard of Qiao's house, Wei Zhou and Da Qiao stared at each other intently, and the distance between the two was no more than six steps. Little Joe bent slightly, arched his back, and then, like a swift cheetah, rushed forward.

Wei Zhou squinted his eyes slightly, and saw Da Qiao, who came to him in a blink of an eye. Even the eyes that could see the cut knife clearly, this time, only a blurred figure was seen.

Da Qiao Fan punched out, and the small fist hit Weizhou's one-meter-eight body. Wei Zhou didn't even see what hit him, so he was pushed by a strong force, and he took five steps back to barely hold on.

The attack was not over yet, Wei Zhou was constantly repelled by fists, and red marks appeared on his body one after another.

"Damn, not only can't you touch her, you can't even dodge. ”

Wei Zhou's pupils turned red, and he was beaten all the time. As soon as he stopped retreating, the sharp fist wind in front of him came head-on, and Wei Zhou faced Da Qiao's fist wind, and swung out the first punch of the day, and at the same time let out a roar.

The roar was low and strong, and it shook Da Qiao in a trance for a moment.

Wei Zhou's fist, which was originally a little slower than Da Qiao, took advantage of that moment of trance, passed Da Qiao's attack and hit the front. Da Qiao found that the situation had taken a turn for the worse, his face sank, and the speed of the punch he threw suddenly skyrocketed.

The speed is so fast, is she still hiding her strength?

The fist wind whistled, and Wei Zhou clearly felt that the power of this punch was several times stronger than just now. Wei Zhou suspected that he would be disabled nine times out of ten if he was hit by this punch. Nima, is this the strength that a woman should have?

The last collision between the two occurred at that moment. No one can control their strength, Da Qiao's attack can hit Wei Zhou hard, but Wei Zhou's fist will also hit Da Qiao's body, and the strength of adult men will also make her uncomfortable.

Whew, only the sound of the wind was heard. Wei Zhou saw his fists and Da Qiao's fists and stopped at the same time.

The rickety old man grabbed an arm with one hand, and the powerful impact was easily withstood by the old man.

"This is the end of the competition. ”

Qiao Lao let go of Wei Zhou and Da Qiao's arms, and Da Qiao puffed out his mouth and walked back to his position very unhappily.

"Thank you father-in-law for your help, otherwise it will be miserable in the next place"

Wei Zhou thanked Qiao Lao, Qiao Lao waved his hand and looked at Wei Zhou with satisfaction.

"Yes, you have done a good job of forcing your sister to give it her all. You know, she hasn't suffered this kind of loss for a long time."

Da Qiao sat in his seat, pouting, his watery eyes rolling in his sockets. When Wei Zhou saw her like that, he knew that this matter was not over.

"Dad, my friend once said a pair, and he asked me to help him out. It's a pity that the little girl is only a shallow learner and has no clue about this, so I want to ask my brother-in-law for help. The corners of Da Qiao's mouth were curved, his eyebrows were raised, and he spoke in a milky voice, like a coquettish little girl.

"Well, after the competition, I'll take the literary test, which is good. Qiao Lao stroked his beard and agreed with his eldest daughter's words.

Wei Zhou's eyelids drooped, and he thought to himself that Qiao always wanted to borrow his eldest daughter to test his depth. The son-in-law of the Qiao family is really not good.