"I said, how could Old Qiao let Da Qiao toss me, it turned out that he wanted to see how many brushes my son-in-law had. ”

Wei Zhou regretted agreeing to Xiao Qiao and came to be the son-in-law of the Qiao family. His three-legged cat's kung fu is purely embarrassing, and the only thing to be thankful for is that he is not using his own identity.

When Wei Zhou was thinking about what to say to shirk it, Da Qiao added.

"I heard that my brother-in-law is a famous talent in Danyang, not only proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, but also extremely good at pairs. I want to ask my sister to ask you to pair up, it should be overkill. ”

I heard it again, Da Qiao and the two generals who heard that they were like generals in chess, and they forced Weizhou into a dilemma.

Sister Da Qiao, can you not be like this. Zhou Yu and I have no grievances, and I don't want to ruin his awesome record.

If you put a picture frame behind Weizhou, he will become a famous painting that is alive and well, shouting. Seeing such a woman who talks sharply and behaves violently, Wei Zhou just wants to say, Sun Ce, are you M?

"Gongjin, are you uncomfortable?"

Xiao Qiao didn't understand why Wei Zhou's face was so bad, in her opinion, her sister's embarrassment this time should not be a problem for him. After all, Danyang Zhou Yu's talent is well-known throughout Jiangdong.

"Since my sister is so optimistic about me, then I won't say much, please ask the question. ”

Da Qiao, let me, a scumbag whose language has just passed the passing line, teach you what is tolerable and which is unbearable.

"Well, you're presentable. Men should be decisive and confident, the appearance of your mother-in-law and mother before, sister I hate the most. ”

Wei Zhou heard Da Qiao's tone less mocking, and thought to himself that this woman was not so annoying.

"Let me think about that pair, it seems to be ......"

Da Qiao said as he grabbed the melon seeds on the table and put them in his mouth. The big jasper-like eyes were a little distracted, and they had lost their former agility.

At first, Wei Zhou thought that the friend that Da Qiao said before was a pair, just to find an excuse to test him. However, he changed his mind, because Da Qiao's expression when he ate melon seeds really seemed to be reminiscing.

"A flower is a world, a wood is a dust, a big bowl is eaten, and a whole day is slept. ”

The scorching summer is the most unacceptable thing for Weizhou, which is that there is no air conditioning in ancient times. And this high temperature ceased to exist when Da Qiao's light voice came to his ears.

Hearing that pair, Wei Zhou seemed to have returned to the past, to his student life in school uniform and doing homework.

"Dan, what are you writing about?" Wei Zhou walked to Shi Dan's table, supported the table with one hand, and quietly leaned his upper body towards Shi Dan.

Immediately, Wei Zhou stopped his small movements and looked at the ballpoint pen pointed at his throat with an embarrassed expression.

"Will you try to come closer? And I've said it a million times, call me by name. Shi Dan didn't turn his head to Weizhou, still looking at the sentence he had just written.

Wei Zhou gently brushed the tip of the pen away with his fingers and did not move his body again.

"Yes, Stan. I'm just looking at what you've written, don't be so serious. ”

"I saw a sentence on the Internet and thought it was very good, so I wanted to try to write the next sentence. ”

Wei Zhou then took his eyes off Shi Dan's face and turned to the sentence she had written.

"A flower is a world, a wood is a dust, a big bowl is eaten, and a whole day is slept. Well, isn't that the life I want?"

"I wanted to write the next sentence, but I didn't have an idea. ”

Shi Dan had a bitter little face, and looked at Wei Zhou with a pitiful gaze.

"Give me some time, I'll think about it. ”

Without thinking about whether he could write the next sentence at all, and without even thinking about it, Wei Zhou agreed to Shi Dan.

"So, you're flirting with the girl outside, how many brothers will wipe your buttocks?" Wei Zhou's tablemate Liang took out a lighter from his pocket and repeated the action of lighting.

"Brother Liang, you light the fire and don't smoke, isn't this a waste of oil?" Long Guantian, who was bored after class, saw that Liang had nothing to do with the fire, and he wanted to complain a little in his heart.

"Playing with fire is a technique, Xiaolong, it's normal that you can't understand it. ”

Hey, police uncle, someone is pretending to be 13.

"Can you please stop saying useless things, guys. Why don't you hurry up and help me think about what the next sentence should be, or how can I deal with Dan. Wei Zhou thought of how disappointed Shi Dan would be if he knew that he couldn't write, and his head was anxious.

"Simple, go back and kneel on the washboard. Sister Lang had just finished asking Lao Hu a physics question, walked down, and heard the conversation of several people.

"Dan isn't as ...... as you"

Halfway through Wei Zhou's words, he was forced back by Sister Lang's deathly gaze.

God, I really don't know how Wen Xiang's thin body eats Sister Lang.

"Whoever wants to write the next sentence, I will invite him to eat ice. ”

Wei Zhou painfully took out a Grandpa Mao from his pocket and shook it in front of everyone's eyes.

A black hand stretched out with lightning speed, and before Wei Zhou could come to his senses, Grandpa Mao disappeared in his hand. I put Grandpa Mao in front of me and observed it repeatedly, and after confirming that there was no problem, I calmly pocketed it.

"Hao, don't be in a hurry to collect the money, what about the next sentence I want?"

Wei Zhou looked at me with a vicious look and blocked my possible escape route.

"Collect money from people and eliminate disasters for others. Bro, I'm not going to watch you go sleep on the floor tonight. ”

"Shhhh ”

Since this sentence takes flowers as the world, then I take sand as a living being, you take wood as a floating and sinking, and I take soil as red dust. You like to eat and sleep, and I love to walk and read, travel thousands of miles, and read thousands of books.

Brother Wei Zhou, I don't know my answer, are you still satisfied?"

Xiao Qiao clenched his fists nervously, his forehead was covered with sweat, and Wei Zhou had been thinking for a long time. Da Qiao just stared at Wei Zhou and didn't say a word.

On the contrary, Qiao Lao was lying leisurely on the easy chair, holding a cup of hot tea in his hand, and only his half-open eyes showed that he was still paying attention to this test.

"Although this pair is not exquisite, it still needs to pay attention to one person and one person to make a temporary pair. If Gongjin is not in the state, how can he think of it immediately?"

The breeze blew, stirring the skirt of Xiao Qiao's body, and she closed her fingers together, and the pressure from her fingertips eased the restlessness in her heart. I don't know when Xiao Qiao has inadvertently cared about Weizhou.

"Brother-in-law, you can't figure it out, forget it, this pair is a bit strong......"

Da Qiao no longer has a bad feeling for her like Weizhou, and she also recognizes Weizhou. She was not bad-hearted, and wanted to give Weizhou a step down, and at this time, Weizhou's voice quietly sounded.

"A piece of sand is a spirit, a piece of soil and a red dust, a line of a thousand miles, and a look of 10,000 books. ”

"Sister, brother-in-law, my answer, is it right or not. Wei Zhou looked at Da Qiao with a smile on his face. But in fact, he didn't have a bottom in his heart, who knew if the next sentence that Hao told him before was the answer that Da Qiao wanted.

Da Qiao was stunned, half-paid, and didn't make a sound. Wei Zhou and others were anxious, but there were others who were more anxious than him.

"Sister, what is the result, you should say it quickly. ”

Xiao Qiao grabbed Da Qiao's hand tightly, and accidentally used too much force, leaving a mark on Da Qiao's white hand. Big Joe screamed in pain, and two devil claws poked out and pinched Xiao Joe's face.

"You're a girl, you're so daring. If you have a father-in-law, you won't help your sister, see if I don't teach you a lesson. ”

"Sister, what nonsense are you talking about. Sister, don't, I was wrong. ”

Qiao Lao leisurely picked up the cup and took a sip of tea, and then looked at the two sisters with a smile.

"Well, that's the end of the matter. ”

Before Wei Zhou could breathe a sigh of relief, he heard Qiao Lao say something next.

"Yesterday, I received a letter from that kid from Sun Ce. Qiao Lao took out a letter from his arms, I don't know if Qiao Lao did it on purpose, or if he was really old. His trembling hands opened the letter at a very slow pace.

It's a letter again, Wei Zhou doesn't know how many times he complained about Sun Ce in his heart, is it your hobby to write a letter......

"Dad, why didn't you say the letter that arrived yesterday. Da Qiao took a step and took Sun Ce's letter with his jade hand.

Old Qiao turned his wrist and avoided Da Qiao's hand, and the other hand flicked heavily on Da Qiao's head.

Qiao Lao's skills have been shown once in front, and the ease with which he restrained Da Qiao just now made Wei Zhou firmly believe that Qiao Lao is very human!

Da Qiao covered his forehead and looked at Qiao Lao pitifully.

"The woman is not in the middle of the stay. Qiao Lao sighed.

Da Qiaoqiao's face was slightly red, and just as she wanted to refute, a letter floated in front of her with the wind, and Da Qiao, who hurriedly grabbed the letter, couldn't wait to open the envelope.

"You guys, what are you looking at?" Da Qiao noticed the strange gazes around him, and his slightly red face quickly warmed up,

"Ahem, I just didn't expect that Sister Da Qiao would have such a little daughter posture. Wei Zhou coughed twice, looking a little strange. However, Big Joe's shy appearance is actually quite cute.

"What's the matter? Only allow your daughter-in-law to be a young girl with a spring in mind, and I can only be a violent girl. ”

Wei Zhou was afraid that Da Qiao would be mad, so he hurriedly changed the topic.

"Sister, what is written in Sun Ce's letter?"

Da Qiao took out the letter, hesitated, and handed it to Wei Zhou.

"Brother-in-law, you help me see what that guy said on it. ”

Wei Zhou looked at Da Qiao differently and asked suspiciously.

"Sister, are you illiterate?"

Da Qiao slapped Wei Zhou on the back of the head and shouted.

"Less crap!

"Gongjin, just listen to your sister and see what Brother Bo Fu wrote. Xiao Qiao was also very curious about the letter sent by her future brother-in-law, and even speculated whether Sun Ce was going to propose to her sister.

"Okay, okay, do I think so? I didn't say I wouldn't see it before. Wei Zhou didn't want to cause the displeasure of the two sisters at the same time, and his eyes swept over the letterhead.

"Sun Ce's ......"

"What are you inking, what's wrong with Sun Ce, are you going to kill me in a hurry?"

Sister Da Qiao, can't you wait for others to finish reading? Wei Zhou wanted to say that he didn't do it, but this was just thinking about it, he didn't have the courage to do it.

"This letter is Sun Ce's letter asking for help, and he seems to want me to help him. ”

"A letter for help?"

The letter was snatched away by Da Qiao, regardless of Wei Zhou's unhappy face. But when Wei Zhou thought that Sun Ce asked for help, he could stay away from this woman, and his mood was a little better.

"I said, how could it be without me. Da Qiao saw her in the name of the inviter at the bottom of the letter, and immediately smiled. Hearing this, Wei Zhou had a black line on his face, secretly scolding himself for having poor eyes and being happy too early.

Qiao Lao saw Da Qiao's reproachful eyes and looked at him, knowing that his daughter blamed him for withholding such an important letter until today. Shrugged helplessly, Qiao Lao explained.

"I gave you the letter yesterday, didn't you leave yesterday?

"Dad, weddings are small, but lives are big. If you delay for a day, you will be supported at night, and the consequences may be very serious!" Xiao Qiao stood up and spoke for his sister.

"What are you afraid of? With Mr. Zuo following that kid, what else will go wrong?"

"Mr. Zuo?" Wei Zhou couldn't think of this Mr. Zuo, who was sacred, and would be so trusted by Qiao Lao.

"Mr. Zuo Ci is there too?" Da Qiao was obviously relieved, "With Mr. here, I don't have to worry so much." ”

"Zuo Ci?" Wei Zhou didn't expect that the famous hermit at the top of the Three Kingdoms period was actually related to Sun Ce. Only then did Wei Zhou begin to realize that these three kingdoms were very different from the three kingdoms he was familiar with. What he sees now is just the tip of the iceberg.

Wei Zhou rode on his horse and let Xiao Qiao sit behind him speechlessly. On the letter, Sun Ce only asked him and Da Qiao to come over, but Qiao Lao couldn't stand Xiao Qiao's soft grinding and hard bubbles, and promised Xiao Qiao to follow.

"What are you doing here? The battlefield is dangerous!"

"I was alone at home and it was so boring. ”

"Then you sit on your sister's horse, I, we men and women do not kiss. ”

"My sister can ride a horse without falling to herself, even if she plays normally, can you bear me to sit on it? Moreover, we are husband and wife now, I don't sit behind you, others will be suspicious. ”

Wei Zhou recalled Xiao Qiao's conversation with him, and his heart was tired. Of these two sisters, neither of them is easy to deal with.

Wei Zhou has never learned horses in modern times, but when he tried to ride a horse with Zhou Yu's body, everything came naturally, without the slightest sense of rustiness. Zhou Yu can ride a horse, and Weizhou, who occupies his body, can also do it with ease.

Wei Zhou grabbed the reins and drove the horse around, experiencing the novelty of riding a horse for the first time.

"What are you playing there, haven't you ridden a horse?" said Da Qiao, who was riding on horseback in the back, with a smile in her words, she was amused by Wei Zhou's childishness.

"Alright, let's go!" Wei Zhou had enough fun, and the horsewhip was facing straight ahead.

"Go to Qua. ”

The moon is dark and the wind is high, the mountain and forest trails, and several people are galloping on the road on horseback.

"Haha! I'll just say that Liu Xuan's guy doesn't dare to chase after him, so you will only worry about it in vain. ”

A man in armor and robes on a black steed laughed loudly, and the dim moonlight shone on his face, revealing the man's wild, unruly expression. The person on the horse next to him just laughed dryly when he heard this, and the experience of going to peek at the enemy's base camp just now was too dangerous.

"Sun Ce, where are you going! Your grandfather Tai Shici is here!"

The two horsemen in the rear chased after them, and the first one shouted in the direction of Sun Ce and the others. The hearts of those who followed Sun Ce were half cold, and they were afraid that the enemy's army had surrounded the mountains and forests.

When Sun Ce heard the name of the person from behind, a smile crossed the corner of his mouth, and he said in a voice that only he could hear.

"Tai Shici, you're finally here. ”