With Luo Xiaohu's words, Laifu, as the chief housekeeper, allocated manpower to start purchasing, and also released the news of the recruitment of life magicians here, and of course, the invitation to the dinner party was also sent out at the same time, inviting not only Hassan but also the small leaders of the only few small villages in Weilong, large and small, almost thirty people. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

It's a pity that at the moment before the banquet was about to start, Luo Xiaohu didn't wait for these people to come, and when the sun set at the beginning of the dinner, there were only two or three kittens. There were only three guests who were willing to reward him, the Grand Duke, and they were all from Sunrise Town, one was a tax collector, one was a sheriff, and one was the captain of the guard.

At this time, Luo Xiaohu turned his head and looked at the three goods sitting under him, the tax collector was as thin as a monkey, and he knew that he was very honest without looking at it, and even he was already hungry for his skin and bones, how could he not be honest? The tax collector looked at the charcoal-grilled Pigleg on the table in front of him, and swallowed saliva from the moment he sat down, and stared at Pig's Leg for half an hour, this definitely has no chance to be a corrupt criminal.

The sheriff is also a thin man, and he is not young, he is said to be fifty years away, but he has to be at least seventy or eighty to look at this appearance, and he has to gasp for a while when he says two words, almost half of the teeth in his mouth have fallen out, and the front teeth are almost non-existent.

The only thing that is a little humanoid is the captain of the guard, a big white fat man, this thing can directly change five sheriffs plus two tax collectors, and when he sat down next to the table, one person occupied a two-meter long table. After sitting in the hall for a while, the chubby head began to sweat.

Laifu pushed open the door at this time, strode in, and said to Luo Xiaohu: "Just now, Lord Hassan's envoy came over and said that Lord Hassan broke his leg while riding a horse this morning, and the dinner party will not come."

"I know" Luo Xiaohu didn't have any resentment on his face, as if he was missing an insignificant person, nodded at Laifu and motioned for him to sit down and eat together.

Luo Xiaohu saw that he had invited more than 30 tables, and now he would come to the servants, so he motioned to Shuangxi, Colin, and others next to him to sit down one after another.

Holding the wine glass in his hand, Luo Xiaohu raised it to everyone in the field: "I just arrived at the territory, I originally wanted to invite everyone to have a meal today, and then get to know each other well, who knew that it was so unfortunate, everyone either broke their legs or got sick, and it was really difficult for them, but fortunately, we can be regarded as having wine and food, and I don't have to be polite, everyone is open to eat meat and drink wine, come!"

After speaking, Luo Xiaohu picked up the wine glass in his hand and drank it all!

The reactions of everyone sitting down were different, the orc Lu Ji loved wine and could drink it, and the one in his hand was not a wine glass but a sea bowl, and the gas bag was the same as Luo Xiaohu's, using a cup, but the gas bag didn't drink often, and now he was holding a cup to put the enemy's head into the cup and lick it, Ke Suge also used a cup, and he drank it quite elegantly, although the two of them said that the fool No. 2 and the fool eleven used the cup, but they drank very quickly, Luo Xiaohu finished the opening speech here, and the ass had not yet sat down, and these two goods had already eaten three glasses of wine.

Luo Xiaohu grabbed the big strip of Pig's meat on the table, stepped on his chair with one foot in his hand, and gnawed it like a bandit, gnawed two mouthfuls of meat and then poured a glass of wine, which was very much the style of a mountain carving.

With Luo Xiaohu taking the lead, plus a little wine, the atmosphere of the scene slowly became lively, and as the more and more wine was drunk, everyone gradually let go.

The fat captain of the guard is now also eating with oil, and his fat face is red as if he is covered with a big red cloth, and he doesn't know if he has been burned out of his brain by drinking too much, or how to drip, he stood up with a wine glass, and said loudly to everyone: "Everyone!

The people in the field suddenly stopped and looked at the fat man, not knowing what the thing was going to say.

The fat man walked to the center of the venue, made a deep aristocratic salute to Luo Xiaohu, and then said: "Your Highness's reputation for singing and painting has long spread from Baishu City to Sodarland, and the minister has been looking forward to it, so I dare to ask His Highness to sing a song for the minister, I don't know what His Highness thinks?"

As soon as these words came out, the gas bag didn't feel anything wrong, Colin and Skeeter just felt that something was wrong, but for the sheriff and the tax collector, their faces turned from red to white in a flash, and the fat man said this was quite impolite, a vassal actually asked his monarch to sing a song to entertain everyone on such an occasion, if it was replaced by another duke's royal family, this fat man would have been cut into meat paste by the surrounding guards.

The two old men stood up almost at the same time, and after standing up, they heard two clicks, and a few pieces of meat that the two old men had hidden in their arms fell, which immediately caused the rest of the people in the audience to laugh, and the two old men stood there and suddenly didn't know whether to sit down or continue to stand, and the faces of the two were now even more pale like two blank papers.

For the two old men, what sheriff, tax collector is all nonsense, they don't know what kind of person the new lord is, but they understand a little, this person may not dare to, but killing two of them is really no trouble at all, even if it is to kill a dog, the dog is in a hurry and bites, but the two old men know that killing themselves is simpler than killing a dog!

Luo Xiaohu had already drunk a hemp and a hemp at this time, and he was drinking the most refreshing time, a little drunk but not too drunk, it was the time when he was cool, and he didn't pay attention to the fat man's words, and he didn't take it to heart for the gaffes of the two old men, because Luo Xiaohu felt that if he changed his position in the position of the two of them, he would definitely have more meat than they put on their bodies.

So Luo Xiaohu smiled and put down the meat steak in his hand, walked down the steps, walked in front of the two old men, gently picked up the meat that fell on the ground, put it on the table of the two, and pressed the shoulders of the two to signal the two to sit down.

"This meat is well cooked, and I like it too!" said loudly to Laifu, "Is there any meat left?"

"Yes, yes!" replied Rifle immediately.

Originally, there were no less than 30 people to eat, but now there are so many people, and less than one-fifth of the meat is used, and there is naturally a lot left in the back kitchen.

Luo Xiaohu stretched out his finger and said, "If you have it, pack it for this person and bring it back! Every kind of meat on the table is twenty catties per person!"

Because I was a little energetic, I snapped my fingers, thinking that I was still in the karaoke hall in my previous life, and yelled, "Come on, MUSIC!".

After waiting for almost five seconds, Luo Xiaohu was a little tired and didn't hear the music playing, opened his eyes and turned his head to look around, only to find that the environment was wrong, this was not a private room for singing, and a bunch of fools in the hall were looking at him with an idiot face.

"Oh my bad" Luo Xiaohu cleared his throat, twisted his waist and began to dance the Uyghur dance, and then began to sing the Uyghur folk song: "Lift your hijab, let me come and see your ......."

Luo Xiaohu sang very highly, but the people around him were all with big mouths, and they didn't understand what Luo Xiaohu was singing.

The tune is weird, the dance is weird, and the ** who twists his ass directly makes a group of big men a little sick to their stomachs, and everyone doesn't spit it out on the spot, even if they give face.

Luo Xiaohu sang from beginning to end, a few lyrics back and forth, and he was stunned for almost twenty minutes, and when he sang in the middle, he took off his coat.

"Uh!" After singing, Luo Xiaohu burped, turned to the people around him and asked, "How is it?"

The gas bag is great, because this thing doesn't know what song and dance is at all, as long as someone is willing to make a sound, willing to go up and twist, it is good for the gas bag, so the first one said loudly: "Okay!"

Lu Ji's appreciation level and gas package are on the same level, as for Colin and Skeeter, Luo Xiaohu said that the in front of him exudes fragrance, and these two goods also nodded without conscience and said that the is fragrant.

At the beginning of some gas packets, this couple immediately followed He Qicai, not to mention the next, and the entire hall suddenly resounded with a burst of congratulations. Only Kesug frowned, continued to drink his wine, and elegantly ate the strips of meat cut to the thickness of his little finger.

Luo Xiaohu walked to his seat satisfied, raised his feet and was about to go up to the main seat, and suddenly felt that he was good at singing and dancing, and the only fly in the ointment was that there were no beautiful women to dance with him!

This thought immediately made me feel too regretful! With such a regret, Luo Xiaohu, who was full of crooked thoughts, remembered an aristocratic power, what power? ******!

How to say this thing, it is equivalent to a girl who grew up in her own territory, and the nobles have the priority to use it, whether you are promised or not married, as long as you are taken by the noble old axe, a piece of paper can be recruited into the house, and then uh-huh, ahh

When this thing was put on the books, Luo Xiaohu naturally wanted to denounce it seriously, but when this became a power that he could exercise, Luo Xiaohu felt that this nobleman was really a bit of a trick.

"The fly in the ointment, the fly in the ointment"

Luo Xiaohu slapped his legs loudly, shook his head and sighed.

In fact, Luo Xiaohu said this just waiting for people to take over, waiting for people to say that you have something lacking, and then he mentioned finding a few folk girls to accompany the dance, and after the dance, he used the excuse that it was late, and there were many bad people outside to stay and continue to accompany the bed or something, so it was logical to follow such a routine!

It's a pity that Luo Xiaohu said three words in a row, and no one below answered this, and turned his head to look at a room of goods that should eat meat and drink wine, and no one was willing to take care of himself.

Luo Xiaohu said in his heart: This special duke is too boring to do!

At this time, Luo Xiaohu really understood why every male lord and Ming Jun liked to put a sycophant spirit by his side! At this point in time, Luo Xiaohu, like a famous historical master, also had an incomparable sense of need for the political force of sycophants.

The strength of the wine came up, and the thoughts in his heart were not so pure, and the little caution in Luo Xiaohu's heart, which was not a good person in the first place, was immediately ready to move.

If you don't have sycophants, then take it yourself!

Luo Xiaohu simply didn't do anything, and he, the grand duke, even did the work of sycophants!

"Everyone, it's a little too boring to just drink wine and eat meat, as the old saying goes, wine, meat, wealth and color are one, and now there is wine and meat and only beautiful women, isn't that right?" Luo Xiaohu once again carried his own meat steak, stepped on the chair with one leg, and said to everyone in the hall like a mountain king.

At this point, the gas bag asked, "Where is the money?

Luo Xiaohu saw that it was the gas bag that came first, and immediately scolded: "You are too young, just drink and meat, and don't ask the other two."

The gas bag couldn't help but reach out and scratch his head when he heard this, thinking about why he couldn't ask the rest, and just wanted to ask why he couldn't, when he saw Luo Xiaohu looking at him, he looked unkind, and immediately swallowed the words back, licking his own wine and eating his own flesh.

Hearing Luo Xiaohu say this, almost everyone in the hall understood, if they didn't understand that the lord wanted to help the chick dance, then it was not a question of whether the political literacy was qualified or not, it was directly a question of whether he was stupid or not, except for the silly second and silly eleventh who were present, almost all of them understood, and the duke's face was almost written with the words I want a chick!

After hearing this, the sheriff was the first to come out from behind the table, saluted Luo Xiaohu in a breathy lingua franca and said, "Your Highness, I have a granddaughter who is just nineteen years old this year, and she is willing to come and dance for His Highness!"

Without waiting for the sheriff to finish speaking, the tax collector also jumped out and said in a loud voice: "Your Highness, I also have three granddaughters, one is seventeen years old and two are sixteen years old, and I am willing to summon them to dance for His Highness!"

Before the sheriff finished speaking, the fat guard officer suddenly jumped from behind the table to the middle of the hall, stood in the middle of the two old men and said to Luo Xiaohu: "Your Highness, the two daughters of the minister are also willing to dance for His Highness, and the two daughters of the minister are much more beautiful than their granddaughters."

The fat sheriff gave Luo Xiaohu a meaningful smile as he spoke, which meant as if he was saying: You know!

Damn! Could it be that I'm wrong? This fat man looks like a big loyal servant!

Luo Xiaohu blurted out, "How many daughters do you have?"

"Two"

"Three"

"a"

Could it be that all of Lao Tzu's subordinates are loyal ministers? If you don't agree with each other, you send your granddaughter and daughter, and you give them all back, and you don't leave one at home, what kind of rhythm is this?