Chapter 389: No! Wear! Underwear!
"Strategist, since the enemy army is so weak, what are you hesitating about?"
"Let's kill it. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info"
Kamesun Kotaro couldn't control his excitement and excitement, his whole body trembled when he rode on the dog, and his saliva flowed all over the dog's back.
"The emperor is calm, the emperor is calm. ”
Conan's immature face, with an old and calm look, continued to make up his mind: "The ancients of Great China said well, the two armies are facing each other, and the general will fight first, and if the general is beheaded, the whole army will be defeated." Emperor, why don't we challenge first, come to his generals to fight five games first, first kill a few of their capable generals, and frustrate their sharpness, so that after that, we will defeat their army in one go, and directly enter the Great China City, it will be easier. ”
"Good!"
Kamesun Kotaro nodded again and again: "That's a good idea. ”
"Well, that's good. ”
Hideki Tojo also nodded, only to hear him speak for the first time, his voice was old and cold: "I have fought bloody battles with the people of Great China for eight years, and they are very particular about this set, and the general will be beheaded, and basically there is no fighting spirit." ”
"Since the military advisors and commanders have said so, then we will first challenge Greater China, destroy their fighting spirit, and make them weaker. ”
"The emperor wants to come forward in person and launch a challenge. ”
Seeing that the two armies were getting closer and closer, and a wide battlefield was just opened in the middle, which was suitable for the fight of the generals, Kotaro Kamesun rode a Tibetan mastiff and staggered forward a few steps, ready to start the challenge.
"Who's riding the dog?"
Before Kotaro Kotaro could speak, Xu Zhimo on the Great Emperor's Dragon Chair had already sounded first.
Under the shouting, like a thunderstorm exploding, the strength of the 5th level of the 5th realm of the martial soul of Kamesun Kotaro was not afraid, but the dog he rode couldn't stand it, and he was so frightened that he kept retreating wildly, which made Kamesun Kotaro rush for a while, and almost fell off the ground from the dog, very embarrassed.
"Hahaha. ”
As soon as he saw the virtue of Kotaro Kamesun, the millions of troops in Greater China laughed in unison, and the sound spread in all directions, soaring into the sky.
"Yaga!"
Finally grabbed the dog, Kamesun Kotaro yelled angrily, in order to regain his aura, straightened his chicken breast, and said sharply: "This emperor, Nakamesun Kotaro ......"
"Good name!"
"Bang bang. ”
Before he finished speaking, Xu Zhimo shouted again, slapped three times in a row, and laughed again: "Turtle Sun rides a dog, the ugliest in the world, hahaha......"
"Hahaha. ”
The army of millions was again a burst of laughter, and the laughter shook the sky.
"Eight Ga Ya Road!"
"You ......"
Kotaro Kamesun's whole face turned blue, and he was so angry that he was stuck in his throat.
"The emperor is calm, the emperor is calm. ”
Seeing this scene, Conan staggered and rode a little yellow dog, hurriedly stepped forward to save the scene, and said in a low voice: "Emperor, please step back first, and see Conan get back face for you with a three-inch tongue." ”
"Humph!"
Kamesun Kotaro stared at Xu Zhimo fiercely, his eloquence was not good, and he retreated angrily.
Conan stabilized the little yellow dog: "Little Emperor of China, listen up." ”
Xu Zhimo saw that Guisun had retreated, squinted at Conan, lay down on the earth dragon chair, took out a cigarette, lit a Great China cigarette, smoked it leisurely, tilted his head to the side, looked at Zhuge Liang, and didn't even look at Conan.
He is the Emperor of China, a military advisor of the enemy army, how can he open the dragon's mouth and let Zhuge Liang send him, by the way, he can see Zhuge Liang's eloquence that even Mei Changsu admires.
"Little Chinese Emperor, you ......"
Conan's face turned red, but he didn't expect to eat a closed door directly.
Zhuge Liang understood, rode a big white horse, shook a feather fan, came out leisurely, and said loudly: "The child who has not lost his hair, my Zhuge Liang never talks to unknown people, and quickly reports his name." "I don't know others, I first show my contempt, and by the way, I reported my name, and didn't give the other party a chance to fight back, Zhuge Liang is also very cunning.
"Poof!"
Xu Zhimo almost laughed, most people scolded each other for their low qualifications, they all said 'the milk smell is not dry', Zhuge Liang directly said 'the fetal hair has not fallen off', it is too hurtful!
"I'm Detective Conan. ”
Conan's little face darkened, and when he saw that the other party had a military advisor coming out, he pushed his glasses with his hand, looked at the Great China Army with contempt, raised his head slightly, looked arrogant, and said in an open voice: "I, the Emperor of the Big Island Country, officially launch a challenge like you Little China, the generals will face off before the battle, and the bloody battle will be fought for five rounds, and you will rest until you die, do you dare to fight?"
"Huh. ”
Zhuge Liang shook his feather fan slowly: "Since it is an island country, how can it be 'big'?
"This ......"
Conan was speechless for a while, so he could only avoid this topic, and said proudly: "Don't avoid the important and trivial, do you dare to accept our challenge?"
"Of course!"
Zhuge Liang's eyes lit up, his feather fan waved, his arrogance exploded, and he shouted violently: "Just a grain of rice island country, a drop in the ocean recklessly, is also worthy of challenging my Great Chinese Empire? Not to mention five games, fifty rounds, also taken together." ”
"Good!"
Under Zhuge Liang's momentum, the heroes of Great China and the million-strong army cheered excitedly together.
"Hahaha!"
Some were shocked by Zhuge Liang's sudden explosion, Conan hurriedly laughed three times to cover up, raised his face again, and said proudly: "I am Detective Conan, my eyes can see through all disguises and disguises, nothing, can escape my eyes, your Great Chinese Empire, there are few soldiers and generals, and talents are withering, I see that your qi is exhausted, don't pretend to be hard." ”
"Hahaha!"
Zhuge Liang also laughed: "Then tell me what color of the underwear he is wearing?" The feather fan pointed to Guo Jing beside him.
"Poof......
Xu Zhimo almost choked on a puff of cigarette.
“......”
Guo Jing's old face was red, he didn't expect Zhuge Liang and Conan to have a war of words, he was inexplicably shot, but he was a loyal and patriotic man who took the country as his sky, and in the face of the honor and disgrace of the country, everything could be contributed, so his chest was full and he was arrogant.
"This ......"
Conan's face darkened again.
"Didn't you just say that your eyes can see through all disguises and disguises?"
Zhuge Liang sneered first, then snorted coldly, and waved his feather fan: "Honest and unscrupulous, bullish and shameless!"
"Of course I can. ”
I didn't expect the person on the other side to be so cunning and take advantage of the loophole in his words, Conan was depressed for a while, and said loudly: "White!" Look at Guo Jing's ancient warrior costume, the ancient warriors generally like to use white as a sweat towel and underwear.
"Wrong!"
Without Zhuge Liang to speak, the upright and honest Guo Jing took the initiative to shout, blushing his old face, and said loudly: "I am a sweaty body, and I practice external skills, every time I move, I sweat all over my body, so I have developed a habit since I was a child." ”
"No!"
"Wear!"
"Inside!"
"Pants!"
"Poof......
Xu Zhimo really choked this time.
"Poof......
Zhuge Liang couldn't help laughing.
"Poof......
Conan's whole body trembled, and he almost fell off the dog, Zhuge Liang was too cunning, and shouted: "I don't believe it!"
"A dignified man, above board, and never lies. ”
Guo Jing is a hero who stands up to the sky, sacrificed his life for the country, and did not hesitate to do so, turned around at the moment, pointed his ass at the army of five million devils, and looked at his pants.
"Poof......
This time, not only Conan, but also Kotaro Kameson and Hideki Tojo almost fell off the dog.
(To be continued.) )