"Little devils, do you see clearly, I, I'm not wearing underwear. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo”

Guo Jing is honest and honest, and he is a stunned man, the two halves of the white hero's butt are facing the army of five million devils, and he insists that the other party look carefully before he is willing to lift his pants.

This cute big hero is an upright boy, and he is still a simple boy, no matter to friends or enemies, he never lies, saying that he doesn't wear underwear, but he really doesn't wear underwear.

"Poof......

Chi Guoguo's humiliation, the army of five million devils, all wanted to vomit blood in anger.

"Hahaha. ”

Conan pressed the little yellow dog, and in order to hide his embarrassment, he laughed dryly three more times.

I was so angry that I must get back the face of the emperor and the army of the island country, and then, I said proudly and loudly: "The people of the Chinese branch, my five million lions have already come to the city, you are still here to speak your tongue, and those who know each other should take the initiative to sacrifice the Chinese Emperor!"

"Otherwise, I will have five million lions treading you, and you will all be dry bones. ”

Just pretended to be forced, but Zhuge Liang picked a thorn and humiliated him, the issue of underwear must not be talked about, otherwise not only will he not be able to get his face back, but he will only fall deeper and deeper.

"Lion?"

Zhuge Liang shook the feather fan slightly, his demeanor was leisurely, he glanced lightly at the army of devils in front of him, and suddenly, he smiled again: "According to my visual measurements, there are five million dwarfs in your island country, and the average height is less than 1.48 meters.

"You're a fucking ......"

Conan almost couldn't help but burst out with a foul language, but he didn't expect Zhuge Liang to use his strength to fight again, and find a thorn to mock him again, this time he still laughed at his whole army.

"Hahaha. ”

This time, Zhuge Liang laughed heartily three times, and didn't even give Conan a chance to laugh, and then looked at Conan with a contemptuous look, and his gaze slowly slid towards the little yellow dog he was riding.

"What are you riding?"

Zhuge Liang smiled, pretending to be questioning, his eyes were deceitful and deceitful, and his smile made people feel uneasy, obviously with bad intentions, but he looked so personable, elegant and humble.

"This ......"

Conan couldn't help but hesitate, he was a little afraid of Zhuge Liang, this person was too cunning, talking to him was like walking on thin ice, and he had to be extra careful.

"Hahaha!"

"I don't know. ”

After being stunned for a few seconds, Conan still laughed three times, the two armies were fighting, and the momentum was important, he must not weaken his aura, and immediately boasted loudly: "Then I will tell you, this is my big island country protector dog, the sun dog." "The matter of mounting, which he has now discovered, is a failure, a big mistake in strategic planning, and must not be humiliated by the enemy again.

"Hahaha......"

Suddenly, Zhuge Liang couldn't stop laughing.

"Nonsense!"

After a burst of laughter, Zhuge Liang shouted again, denied it in public, and then, returned to a leisurely state, shook the feather fan and smiled: "This dog is obviously a Chinese pastoral dog." ”

"Chinese Pastoral Dog?"

Conan was stunned for a moment, he hadn't heard of it, and he heard that the name was preceded by the word 'China', so he must be very angry, it must be a rare and precious species in Greater China, and this advantage must be taken advantage of, so he also shouted: "Nonsense!" Stubbornly, he said proudly: "This dog is my mount, do I not know? This is the protector dog of my big island country, the sun dog." ”

"Hahaha......"

This time, not only Zhuge Liang, but the entire Greater China soldiers laughed.

"I've never seen anyone so brazen. ”

Zhuge Liang scolded with a smile, shook the feather fan leisurely, and said slowly: "Chinese pastoral dog, also known as the earth dog, most of this dog is unsupported, often wandering between the fields, like to go to the toilet from house to house, mainly stealing feces and eating for a ......living" said here, and was happy again: "It turns out that my native dog in Great China who lives by eating shi, in your island country, is actually a national protector dog, called a sun dog, and his identity is so noble!"

"Poof......

Conan couldn't hold back, a mouthful of old blood spurted out, a carelessness, and entered the trap in Zhuge Liang's words, and he was pitted and insulted by him.

It's too hard to talk to Zhuge Liang, every sentence is a pit!

"Nonsense!

Conan shook his blood and yelled again and again, he could never admit this huge insult, and stubbornly held on: "This dog is the guardian dog of my big island country, the sun dog! ”

Zhuge Liang was not in a hurry, and smiled slightly: "Really?"

Conan gritted his teeth: "Absolutely!"

"As the protector of the big island country, such a noble identity ......"

Zhuge Liang said this, his eyes were deceitful and deceitful again, and he smiled: "Then he must not like to eat shi, right?"

"Of course not......"

Conan blurted out, and his whole body trembled suddenly, and there was a feeling that he had just gotten up and fallen into a pit, and his whole little heart was cold.

But in any case, he can't admit in front of a million enemy troops that the protector beast of his big island country likes to eat shi, so wouldn't that be humiliating himself and slapping himself in the face? Where is the emperor's face?

"Of course not!"

Conan could only grit his teeth and shouted: "The guardian dog of my big island country feeds on the keel of the Chinese dragon and the phoenix blood of the Huaxia phoenix as the soup, how can it be possible to eat the one you said." ”

"Good!"

Zhuge Liang praised it and said with a smile: "Before I was six years old, I was invincible in the world when I bragged, and since I was seven years old, I disdain to brag and like to use evidence as evidence." Standing proudly on the tall white horse, he stiffened his body suddenly: "Someone's coming, go and bring me a pot of." ”

"Brother......

Knowing that this would be the case, Conan's heart trembled and his face trembled.

"Light verification, what's the point?"

Who knows, Zhuge Liang's words are not finished, and he continued to say loudly: "If it eats it, it proves that the noblest blood of your island country is not as good as the lowly eating wild dog in my Great China Empire." ”

"Brother......

Conan shouted again in his heart, almost knelt down, almost cried, and his whole heart was not good.

Who knows, Zhuge Liang's words are not finished, and he is still saying loudly: "Little devil army, do you dare to bet? If he doesn't eat, my million-strong army will collectively wipe his neck and commit suicide on the spot, if he eats, how about your devil army also commit suicide by cutting his stomach for one million?"

"Brother......

Conan lay on the little yellow dog, moaning inwardly and feeling the urge to die.

Zhuge Liang is so sure, then it goes without saying, this dog must eat shi, how dare he bet?

"Haha!"

"is coming. ”

And at this moment, a divine horse has flown out of the Chinese army, rushing to the front of Conan at the speed of breaking light and lightning, Tian Boguang on the horse carried a bucket of, threw it in front of the little yellow dog's mouth, laughed, galloped away, and shot back to the camp in the blink of an eye.

Xu Zhimo's heroes are not only efficient and, but they can also be so resolute.

(To be continued.) )