0030. It's a good idea to sell your ass!

Chen Fa crawled out in a panic, and quickly wiped the viscous liquid on his face with his clothes. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Fa Ge...... Are you getting bukkake?"

"Brother Fa, how do you feel at the moment. ”

"I haven't broadcast a big drama before, I was by earthworms in the live broadcast before, and now the live broadcast is by snails......"

"Fake wine hurts people, Fa Ge......"

“......”

Chen Fa's face flushed, as if someone had urinated on his face—he had indeed been urinated on his face.

"A snail, isn't it? It's as big as a cow, isn't it? Lao Tzu will stew you and eat it now!

It's the first time I've been urinated on my face when I've grown so big, and I'm a snail, who believes this tmd?

Gary seemed to understand Chen Fa's words, and the two drooping tentacles stood up, and their big eyes opened.

"What are you looking at? You still don't believe it, do you? Lao Tzu will make a fire now!" Chen Fa didn't expect this snail to dare to stare at him like this, so he took out the flint from his body with an unhappy face, found a bunch of dry branches next to him, and tossed for a while before lighting the fire.

Chen Fa turned his head to see that Gary was no longer there.

"Fa Ge...... It's like it's gone over there to eat, and you turn the perspective and you can't see it. ”

Chen Fa looked around and found a sleeping snail next to a bush.

Chen Faqi's lungs exploded, and when he looked closer, he found that there were some ...... beside Xiao Xiao Carrot scraps?

Or are you full of food and sleep?

But...... Carrot?

There is no such crop as carrots in the Sunset Mountains, at least Chen Fa has never seen them.

Just when Chen Fa was in doubt, a touch of green in the gap of the snail shell attracted his attention.

This guy likes carrots?

I won't give it to you!

Thinking of this, Chen Fa directly stretched out his hand and reached out towards the green color.

"The perverted anchor plucked the carrot live!"

"Lao Tzu is really blind......"

"Fa Ge...... You grab a snail's food...... Is it really good?"

“......”

Spit and complain, such a strange thing Chen Fa really did.

The moment he pulled out the carrot from Snails' hidden shell, Gary woke up.

Rapid breathing came from Gary, two tentacles stretched out, eyes as wide as lanterns.

Nima ...... What's going on......

Chen swore that it was the first time he had felt a strong killing intent from a snail......

Nima ...... Killing Intent......

"Would you like to try another one?" Chen Fa still made a fierce expression and said viciously to Gary.

Although I was a little panicked, after all, this snail was already a demonic beast that I had subdued, and my IQ was not high, so I shouldn't dare to hurt myself.

Gary was still staring at the carrot in Chen Fa's hand.

"So, Gary, let's make a discussion, you go first, and I'll give you back this carrot when we get there, don't you see if it's okay. ”

With a flash of white light, Gary enters the Poké Ball.

"That's okay, ......"

"How can there be a sense of immediacy with a lollipop to abduct little Lori?"

"Big Bad Wolf Hair Brother...... Hahahaha!"

"It's the first time I've seen kidnapping young children, abducting women, abducting snails......

“......”

"Turn off the live broadcast first, and then start the broadcast when I get to Hill City, I'll be ready to sleep on Qiuqiu's back later, everyone should rest for a while, and I'll prepare gifts later!

Chen Fa didn't expect a carrot to settle the goods, and after he turned off the live broadcast, he walked in the direction of Wildfire Town with a smug smile on his face.

......

Hill City, Holy See of Light, Inquisition.

Rooney took the money bag from the man in red and smiled flatteringly, "Thank you, Lord Dennis! Thank you, Lord Bishop!

"The goddess of light will bless you, Rooney, you are a brave and devout believer. ”

After Derooney had left, the man known as Dennis took one look at Isère, who was dying like a corpse, and then said to one of the papal men beside him: "You, put this heretic on the cross at the gate, and hang him in public tonight." ”

"When he dies, if he repents, the merciful Goddess of Light will forgive him. ”

Dennis muttered as he looked at Isère as if he were looking at a pile of pork.

"Yes, Lord Bishop!"

......

Chen Fa did not stay in Wildfire Town.

Although he had done the laundry when he had been hiding in the valley, he had not changed his clothes, and the one he had worn before, although it looked clean, had reached the point of tatters.

I don't have a word on my body, I just want to stay and drink a little wine, and I don't have the capital......

The first priority is to find Rooney and Isère, whose magic robes are still at Rooney's house......

Chen Fa reluctantly glanced at the people eating and drinking in the tavern and walked out of the end of the street.

After leaving Wildfire Town, Chen Fa walked a little further away and summoned Qiuqiu out.

"Qiuqiu, rush towards Hill City as fast as possible! I'm going to enter the Magic Academy this time!"

......

It was already late afternoon when we arrived at the outer city of Hill, and after dusk it was night.

When Chen Fa entered the city, he was different from the last time he came to Hill City, he was dressed in the white robe of a great magician, and swaggered into the city gate under the reverence of the guards, but this time he was carefully interrogated by the guards.

However, this is actually good news for Chen Fa, because among these guards there are still familiar faces from a few months ago.

This means that Chen Fa, who has grown hair, will not be associated with the bombing incident a few months ago.

Because of this, he didn't bother to inquire about Rooney and Isère here, and went directly to West Street, where he could get the most news.

To Chen Fa's surprise, the Rising Sun Tavern was actually open again, and the scale was even a little larger than before.

I don't know who this boss is, and he dares to reopen...... After being stunned, Chen Fa became worried again.

West Street is here, but I am in rags, who should I inquire?

Any tavern will cost you a few silver coins......

Turn on the live broadcast, Chen Fa is ready to listen to the opinions of the sailors.

"What? Brother Fa, you don't have any money, you won't rob it if you don't have money?"

"The stupid hanging upstairs, I've only been on the run for a few months, and you still let Fa Ge rob it? Besides, who do you think Fa Ge can beat...... And rob, don't put your life into it......"

"Brother Fa can't beat it, isn't there still Qiuqiu?"

"Are you stupid upstairs? Release Qiuqiu out, Fa Ge's identity was instantly exposed, last time he was lucky to die, this time Nima can't run, then it is estimated that Fa Ge will really be finished. ”

"If you want me to say, Brother Fa, you have such fine skin and tender meat, why don't you go and sell your ass?"

"That's right! Brother Fa, you endure the humiliation, you will be rich after selling your ass for a few days, and when the time comes, I will hear the news of Rooney and Isel, and as soon as you wear the magic robe, those guests before you probably don't dare to say that they know you!"

"It's a good idea to sell your ass! Fa Ge, I think it's pretty good!"

"anchor, live broadcast duck, I'm calling the police!"

P.S. Thanks for the tipping, I'll put together a list of tips for the week after the weekend breakout.

Really appreciated.