0029. Are you peeing on Lao Tzu's face?
"Snail-kun...... Can you go into the Poké Ball, we're in a hurry......" Chen Fa couldn't laugh for a while. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
The snail didn't mean to cut his hair in the slightest.
The snail, which was subdued with only a Poké Ball, seemed to care about nothing but sleeping.
Chen Fa suddenly felt that the world was targeting him.
First, a foodie came Qiuqiu, who ate more than half of the trees in the valley in four months...... Then came a snail who only knew how to sleep......
It's full of malice......
Why can Rooney fly in the sky on a domineering griffin, but I'm only able to do these things?
Inexplicably, a grievance appeared in Chen Fa's heart.
"Autumn and Autumn...... Do me a favor and get under the snail's land and carry it, we're in ......a hurry."
Qiuqiu was very obedient, and got into the soil to carry the snail on his body, and then Chen Fa jumped on Qiuqiu.
So...... An earthworm that looks like a giant python carries a person and a snail moving quickly, and this is how the strange picture appears.
"Fa Ge really knows how to play ......"
"Tease the threesome, I'll wipe ......"
"Why do I feel a little sympathetic to Fa Ge...... I finally crossed over to the other world, but all I got was ...... I'm sorry to make me laugh first......"
“......”
The center of the inner city of Hill City is not the City Lord's Palace, but the location of the Holy See of Light.
Because of the ban on flying, Rooney had to let the griffin land on the ground in advance.
Isère was tied to the griffin with a rope, and as the griffin carried Rooney, his body was dragged down the street, leaving a long blood streak on the ground.
In the crowd of passers-by, there were many people who looked sideways, but their expressions were all disdain for Isel.
Fortunately, Isère had passed out, otherwise even these eyes would have made him lose the strength to live.
Human life is like mustard.
Rooney, however, seemed to enjoy the gaze of everyone.
He felt that he did not see Isère as a human being, and that no one else regarded Isère as a human being, then he had proved himself right.
In this world, there is no such saying: "It's not me who is wrong, it's the world." ”
Everyone, including Isère himself, knew very well that a slave would only be a slave for the rest of his life.
Among these disdainful glances were some of the richly dressed men, the aristocracy, who swept their disgusted gazes over Isère before greeting Rooney with a warm smile.
In fact, when it comes to status, Rooney is just a Warcraft merchant, not even the lowest-level baron.
But he did things with Ferdinand the Apocalypse, a child of the beast gods, a dependant of the Byzantine military, and an emissary of the Holy See.
As a result, Rooney gained the respect of the aristocracy.
The original whip marks on Isère's body, the wounds were red and black due to the friction, and the flesh and blood were blurred.
The traces of blood on the ground gradually changed from red to reddish-brown.
Rooney smiled, as if he was doing something incredibly honorable.
One hundred steps leading up to the halls of the Holy See.
The griffin tugged at Isel's torso, the shaking of his body rubbing back from the ground to the rope that bound him, and the rope danced.
Rooney was still smiling.
A guard dressed in the standard equipment of the Holy See blocked Rooney's way: "Who is coming! dare to trespass on the Holy See Holy Land!"
Rooney ordered the griffon to stop, then walked over to the guard with his head bowed, and whispered with a flattering face: "My lord, it is so, I saw the wanted portrait of the Holy See, and it happened that I saw this suspicious person when I went out of the city yesterday. ”
"And then I arrested him, I'm pretty sure! He's the pagan wanted by the Holy See!"
The armored guard heard Rooney say "heretic", and looked at Isère on the ground with a serious expression, and then walked down a few steps and turned Iselle's face to look.
"Wait here! I'll inform the Bishop at once!" the guard didn't dare to slack off, and before he could finish speaking, he turned and trotted away.
Damn, it looks like the bet was right! I don't know what this Isère used to do, he actually looks like a heretic! Haha! The corners of Rooney's mouth curled, and his heart blossomed.
......
The previous advance was a little slower, mainly because Chen Fa had gone in the wrong direction, not in the direction of Hill City, but in the direction of the depths of the Sunset Mountain Range.
Now that the direction is correct, the road conditions are getting better and better, and Qiuqiu will dare to accelerate it.
It only took two hours for Chen Fa to see Wildfire Town not far away on the hillside.
Chen Fa naturally couldn't ride Qiuqiu through Wildfire Town, so he collected Qiuqiu into the Poke Ball.
But the berserk snail that was subdued just now didn't want to enter the Poké Ball.
Chen Fa made a difficulty.
At this time, a barrage caught Chen Fa's attention: "Brother Fa, otherwise you threw this snail away......, right?
Throwing Chen Fa is definitely reluctant to throw it, because this is the first time he has subdued the Warcraft, the system has given a "???" level judgment, and the scarcity is expensive, so maybe it is a particularly powerful Warcraft?
Looking at this snail as large as a tiger, Chen Fa suddenly had a plan.
"Eh, Gary, if you sleep too much, you will become mentally retarded, do you make it?"
The tentacles on the snail's head were originally drooping, but when they heard Chen Fa talking to it, they lazily raised the tentacles on the right side slightly, and glanced at Chen Fa obliquely with their eyes squinted, and then closed them slowly and drooped down again.
Fell asleep again......
The muscles on Chen Fa's face twitched involuntarily......
"Hey, Gary, your brother Fa is also a reasonable person, since you like to sleep and don't want to enter the Poké Ball, then you don't want to recognize me as the master, right?" Chen Fa walked up to Gary, touched its big shell with his hand, and continued: "Okay, you just stay here!"
Chen Fa turned around and made a look of wanting to leave: "However, if you are too far away from me, the system may directly erase you." ”
As soon as Chen Fa took a few steps on his front foot, the little snail who was more than ten meters away from him instantly pounced like a mad dog...... Chen Fa's body......
"Fuck you, uncle, you're going to crush Lao Tzu to death, get out of the way!" Chen Fa was choked by Gary's sudden suddenness, and scolded loudly.
Gary doesn't react.
Still tm sleeping?
Chen Fa opened his mouth wide, and the whole person was confused......
Eh, why did its shell turn blue?
As soon as this thought came to Chen Fa's mind, the snail shell turned back to red again.
At a distance of more than ten meters, this thing seems to have pounced on itself in an instant just now, right?
Don't?
Chen Fa suddenly thought of the name of this snail - the rampaging snail.
Could it be that this snail monster is extremely good at speed?
This idea came out of his mind, and Chen Fa himself was startled first.
As we all know, snails are known for their slowness, and if you really have a snail that can move more than ten meters in an instant, it is as terrifying as a comet hitting the earth.
But in this different world of Abby Continent, such a situation doesn't seem to be a big deal, right? I've seen a dragon that can turn into a beautiful woman, so what's there to figure out?
Chen Fa thought of this, and knew in his heart that he was about to crawl away from the snail when a pool of viscous liquid dripped on his face.
"Fuck you, uncle, you're peeing on Lao Tzu's face?"