On a certain day of a certain year, the Buzhoushan police found a major ** case when patrolling the bathing center, and arrested them, and after three minutes and eighty seconds of fighting, the Buzhoushan police successfully arrested this group of suspects. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

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"Superintendent Qiangliang, what do you think of this ** case?"

"What is the so-called ** case? Is it rape? And who is the victim?"

"Superintendent Qiangliang, what is hidden behind this case, and is there any necessary connection with the recent dragon and phoenix catastrophe?"

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Superintendent Qiang Liang wore a badge with eight stars and eight diamonds, and glanced around very majestically, "This pinch, this case is extremely bad, that pinch, this group of suspects is extremely murderous, in order to arrest them, we didn't send this to the Zhoushan General Administration...... Eight police forces finally caught these suspects in one fell swoop before our Miss Drought was molested. ”

Oh, Miss Dry.

A group of puppies rushed to Miss Drought with the machine on their shoulders, and handed over the microphones one by one, "Miss Drought Fish, how about you feel about it?"

"How do you feel when you are molested after hundreds of thousands of years of being single?",

"Aren't you still a little excited?"

Miss Drought touched her potholed face plate shyly, twisted the waist of the bucket, and said in a loud voice: "People's ...... People ......"

"Gott~"

Hey, this group of puppies is still too young, just this little concentration, how can you see her...... Vomit~

“...... I want to give him a monkey. ”

Clang, the legs of the dog cub carrying the machine immediately weakened, and two lines of tears came down, God, how could there be such a pitiful creature in the world? After decades of reform and opening up, how could there still be such a tragic thing?

Thinking about it, the machine didn't want it anymore, and climbed in front of the six animals that had obviously died, and burst into tears, "My poor child......"

Yes, these six animals are Xiao Ming's goods.

It is said that on that day, Xiao Ming, who fled in panic, plunged into the Buzhoushan Bathing Center, and was immediately overwhelmed by the hazy mist.

Poor God, three old virgins for more than 100,000 years, this guy directly burst into blood, and all of them stood up and saluted for a while.

Through the hazy mist, Sanxiang vaguely saw a graceful figure stretching his body, the long carcass, the plump steamed buns, and the dense ......

(This is not a yellow book, this is not a yellow book, this is definitely not a yellow book!)

The three goods suddenly moved, and the male hormone secretion instantly rushed to the peak, one by one, dressed roughly, and walked towards the figure step by step.

Just when the mist was thinning and the figure loomed, a few roars rang out, and as soon as the three goods turned around, they saw the giant beast, Zhu Gangguan, and Ximen Qing running over, and they were in a hurry, oh my God, if this scared the little beauty away, what do you say.

In a hurry, the three of them turned their heads.

Let's talk about this turn, it is an earth-shattering crying ghost god, and the impact of that is the same as the impact of Pangu's great opening up and a certain girlfriend's interference in politics.

In Xiao Ming's later memoirs, it was written: At that time, the sky was always blue, and the days always passed too slowly...... Then I had amnesia.

Yes, anyone who sees a "beauty" become like a flower will have amnesia, after all, not everyone has the kind of ambition of the star master.

Xiao Ming was very melancholy, "Hey, I said brothers, what were we doing just now?"

"Don't make it. The rabbit stared at the big balls in the eyes and was confused.

"I'm a hen too. The old wolf flicked his big tail and tried to concave it.

"Oh~"

The three of them talked at the same time and lowered their heads at the same time.

At this time, the sun was just right, and a trace of shadow fell on the body of the three goods, revealing a sense of seeing through the red dust.

Xiao Ming suddenly burst into tears, and a hoarse voice screamed, "Oh my God, let me lose my memory!"

"Yes, yes. "The rabbit old wolf is grief-stricken, that expression can't be won without an actor, after all, it's better than who and who, okay?

The three goods squatting next to him looked sympathetic, and glanced at Miss Drought with palpitations, and suddenly felt that his eyes hurt, forehead drop God, the creator is really amazing, how can there be such a fresh and refined woman, this is simply ...... It's ...... I'm going to die!

At this moment, Superintendent Qiang Liang came over with Miss Drought Fish, "That, Miss Drought Fish, what do you say you want to do with them?"

Miss Drought was short of breath, "Wow, so big, so strong, good man! ”

Xiao Ming fainted with a "pop" when she boarded, this is not to blame her, Miss Drought is short-sighted and looks at Xiao Ming.

The rabbit and the old wolf suddenly became excited, "Xiao Ming, Xiao Ming, how can you Xiao Ming? Xiao Ming, you can't die! I have been dependent on you for so many years, and I have been teaching you to raise you like a father, I don't want to ...... today Ugh!"

The two bodies fell limply, motionless, as if dead.

Anyway, the giant beast and Ximenqing were dumbfounded, why are these words so strange inside and out? However, in this situation...... It seems that he can only play dead...... Ciao, Miss Drought Fish, don't look at me, I'll die immediately!

Two screams, no beginning, no end, spicy abrupt, spicy suddenly, made Pig Gangguan directly confused.

Before she could react, Miss Drought Fish stepped forward with a brisk step, swept through the mouth of the pig, and came up with a kiss.

Suddenly, the sky was thundering, and the fat on the pig's body was trembling, "I...... I'm ...... I'm cheating?"

As soon as he turned around, he glanced at Qiang Liang is eyes, and the stomach of the superintendent Qiang Liang rolled in his stomach, "I want him." ”

Superintendent Qiang Liang forcibly swallowed his thoughts and waved his hand, "One worship heaven and earth, two worship the high hall, husband and wife worship each other, send them to the cave room, okay, process, on behalf of God, I declare you to be husband and wife." ”

It's amazing my brother, it takes less than half a minute to get a set, and the speed of speech, I asked you if you have a good singing voice...... Uh, yes, the good singing voices of the flood are hanging.

The pig just cried as soon as he "snorted", "No, I don't want it, I have the old and the young, and there are more than a dozen little piglets at home, I don't want it, don't ...... it"

He broke free, Miss Drought refused to let go, he continued to break free, Miss Drought continued to not let ...... It turns out that the old virgin's strength is still leveraged, and the pig was directly carried up, and Miss Drought was so excited that she took off her clothes while walking, and there was a three-point style left in a few clicks.

And then ...... "Ah~"

Terrible screams, let us observe three minutes of silence for the heroic sacrifice of our hero, Pig Gangguan.

At this time, the group of goods who had fainted opened their eyes at the same time, secretly staring at the crazy trembling cave, and countless praises suddenly surged in their hearts.

At this frequency, tsk tsk, pig just hyena, today next year, we will burn paper money for you.