72. Kissing is a drop that will get pregnant
"Hey, Bridegroom!"
Pig Gang Hyena: ......
"Hey groom!"
Pig Gang Hyena: ......
"Hey, Bridegroom!"
Pig Gang Hyena: ......
"Hey...... Ahh
Zhu Gangguan kicked Xiao Ming with one foot, and directly pounced, "Bang dang!"
"I call you the groom, the groom, the groom!"
It's pitiful, the pig just weighed a thousand pounds, just stepped on Xiao Ming's waist board, what a high-altitude turn two and a half circles, what Thomas big roundabout, anyway, Zhu Gangguan is a naked father of gymnastics. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
Xiao Ming wailed, screamed in pain, cried sadly, that sad, this Nima is not called by me alone, you can't just step on me, the opinion is given by the old wolf, the ideological work is done by the rabbit, I am instigated by the little black bird, everyone has shares, you want the rain and dew to be wet.
Pig Gangguan doesn't care, who made Xiao Ming laugh so cheaply?
The old wolf, the rabbit, and the little black bird coughed, and the three of them walked past the pig in unison, whistling, and talking as they went.
"No, Zhoushan, Pangu's big backbone, I heard that you are a treasure of things, and people are better than flowers...... Ahem, the scenery is unique here, let's go, let's go around. ”
"Yes, yes, this kind of life should be enjoyed. "The rabbit said that time is fleeting, Shaohua is easy to grow old, and we must have fun in time.
"Yes, after all, we don't have a long time left. "Little Blackbird feels that he is very old and has not much time to live.
So the three goods went down the mountain and walked around along the path.
Buzhou Mountain, as the center of the world, the richness of the aura is outrageous, so the cultivation of living beings is generally very high, to what heavenly immortals, golden immortals, Taiyi golden immortals, that is all over the ground, it is really as many as dogs.
"Well, yes, yes, the people's living standards are very good. ”
Foreign Minister Lao Wolf expressed great satisfaction with the development of the motherland, saying that reform and opening up are very good, but we must persist and not give up.
"That's the nutrition, you have to keep up. ”
The Minister of Agriculture, the rabbit, drooled over the roasted beast leg in the hand of the strong god, and after a while, he made a big hole in the ground.
"Yes...... Well, sister hug. ”
Before the head of the organization department could speak, he saw a big sister coming towards him, which made him happy, and instantly turned into a little Zhengtai and pounced.
That's right, she's the Queen Mother of the East who has never appeared before!
Who is the Queen Mother of the East? It was countless years later, after the establishment of the Heavenly Court, in the east, it is said that on this day, a lama came to the east, carrying a five-pound ...... Bah!
This East Queen Mother is also a good old man in the wilderness, beautiful, good-tempered, especially that motherhood, who can properly move the world, otherwise why do you have a mother word in your name.
This guy watched the little black bird pounce over, not to mention the age, it was the cute appearance, and the Queen Mother of the East suddenly stretched out her hand......
"Be careful!"
Two exclamations sounded instantly, and then I saw two big feet kicking over, the East Queen Mother saw a flower in front of her, Xiao Zhengtai was gone, a handsome ugly man was in front of him, handsome with his hair, and a little charming eye.
"Aifei, are you okay?"
Love...... Imperial concubine?
The ugly man sighed, "Still frightened." Then, as soon as he stretched out his hand, he lifted the hand of the Queen Mother of the East and put it on his chest in a heartache motion.
"Bang"
The East Queen Mother saw a flower again, the ugly man flew, and an uncle looked at the East Queen Mother with a melancholy face, and sighed softly, "Flowers and I are the most suitable for you." ”
Fresh...... The Queen Mother looked at the dog's tail grass in front of her, and for the first time in her life, she had the urge to beat someone.
Dog's tail grass suits me? I'm a dog, and I don't offend the dog, but you bastard!
The uncle gently stretched out his hand and lifted the messy hair between the East Queen Mother's hair, and there was a melancholy between his eyebrows, "Dear, you ......"
The Queen Mother of the East was startled in an instant, trembled, and exhaled with a slap, "Uncle and uncle, we don't make an appointment." ”
Yes, the middle-aged uncle is the old wolf, this old wolf has never felt that he has played so well since he was born, and when he was about to directly take down the beautiful woman in front of him, he saw the beauty stretching out her hand, and he was immediately excited, oh my God, is this God giving me a chance to get off the list?
And then...... There is no then.
(A certain grass in the wilderness: Hmph, I haven't appeared for so long, I just don't say it, I'm angry with you, I'm angry with you, lala...... )
Besides, Xiao Ming was trampled on by the pig gang and circle, and finally ran away when the drought came to find the pig gangguana, and chased after the old wolf along the way they went.
Grandma, these bastards, I'm going to make it rain and dew all the time.
Just as he was making up his mind, he saw the little black bird streak across the sky.
"I want to run away, I see where you are going!"
Before he could start chasing, he saw the rabbit then streak across the sky and collide with the little black bird with an error of 0.01 second.
This is blinding, have you ever seen a rabbit that can fly? You haven't seen it, how can a rabbit fly without wings? What? You said it would? I bet you five spicy strips, I don't believe it, if a rabbit can fly, I'll ...... Uh, by the way, what kind of book is this?
While walking, I was entangled, and then I saw the old wolf, and suddenly I was not entangled, my waist was good, my legs were good, my body was good, I rushed up with my sleeves, and I was about to kick it up.
Before he could kick it, the old wolf "swished" and flew away...... Uh, yes, flew.
Then, he saw the Queen Mother of the East.
The effect of the awares is mutual, so is the line of sight. (Author Jun this 2.) 0 high-end brains, that is, smart. )
The Queen Mother of the East has just kicked away a perverted uncle, and she is still praising herself for being worthy of being a good young woman in the wilderness, and her courage is great.
I saw a pig's head coming up at me, and the speed couldn't be stopped, and I was stunned for a moment, and I decisively crashed into each other.
"Bang"
"Po~"
Xiao Ming stared at the pink cheeks that were close at hand, and his face turned red all of a sudden, dripping blood...... Well, that's a nosebleed.
"You...... Are you okay?"
Xiao Ming felt that spring had arrived, and thousands of trees and pear blossoms were blooming.
Of course, the Queen Mother of the East doesn't think so, after all, not everyone is Chang'e, and after being kissed by a pig, she can still dance for everyone leisurely.
(Hou Yi: What? My wife was kissed by a pig? when? Who is so bold?)
(Author: Calm, calm, I haven't kissed yet.) )
The queen mother of the East was confused in her heart, the first kiss was gone, the first kiss of the old lady was gone, oh my God, what should I do? What should I do? Will I get pregnant? Will I have a baby? Woo woo woo...... People don't want to have children.
Just as the Queen Mother of the East was about to come back to her senses, a roar resounded through the sky.
"Wow, yes, you dogs, I'll kill you!"