Let's say that "Tang monk and apprentice" one person, three birds, two birds and beasts traveled all the way west (well, where are they going? Forget it, no matter)

On the first day, they came to the phoenix nest in the southern part of the flood wilderness. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info (seems to be in the middle of nowhere)

The little phoenix waved her little paws, "Sisters, in order to protect the love of the two dogs in the next village, can we watch Feng Jiaojiao being abducted by the old toad?"

"Can't!" "Can't!"

"In order to protect the chastity of the great god of the Flood Wilderness, can we watch Feng Jiaojiao being abducted by the old toad?"

"Can't!" "Can't!"

"In order not to let the Cuckold King Turtle Immortal know that he has the first eight-hundred-eight green hat, can we watch Feng Jiaojiao being abducted by the old toad?"

"Can't!"

"No...... What? I already have the 1808th cuckold? Woo woo woo woo ......"

Yes, that's right, what you are seeing now is the scene of the "Save Feng Jiaojiao" conference of the Feng Clan's first new world after Xiao Ming.

"Sisters, let's go, let's save Feng Jiaojiao!"

With a wave of the little phoenix's paws, a large number of big birds swished up to the sky, and there was no shadow.

The little phoenix cried on the spot, waving her little wings and jumping straight up, whining and wooing...... Sisters, sisters, come back, take me, I can't fly.

Let's turn our attention to the "coalition to save the world".

Yes, the coalition that saved the world, that's what they called them, it is said that at that time there were discussions for three days and three nights, in ......

(Well, it's not important, anyway, readers don't like it greatly, and the author's replacement in a second means that there is not much pressure.) ）

The sky is blue, the wilderness is vast, and the two birds don't have to be busy with death, "Boss, it's so boring, are we just walking?"

"Yes, yes. ”

The old wolf raised his paws in approval, and he had just counted the hairs on his tail for the one hundred and forty-first time, and had come to the conclusion that he had recently been well-nourished and in good health, when he felt deeply bored.

RABBIT COMA ING......

Xiao Ming held the dog's tail in his mouth, "Otherwise, there is nothing to do." ”

"Aren't you going to destroy evil?" the scout little blackbird flapped his little black and gold wings, eager to try.

Xiao Ming glanced at it, "Yes, it's to destroy evil, but isn't this looking for evil to eliminate?"

The little black bird asked, "But boss, don't you just need you to make a righteous announcement, and evil will come to the door?"

"yes. ”

Xiao Ming is very distressed, why doesn't it work? Do you see Ultraman, Armored Warriors, and Conan all of them are evil, as soon as justice appears?

Especially Conan, the kind of mortal physique that justice follows is simply a monument. Hey, yes, didn't Conan end? Are Mao Lilan and Gray Plains together after all? I'm looking forward to it.

"You say, evil doesn't look for us, or do we go to find evil?" Feng Jiaojiao made a valuable suggestion.

"What are you looking for?"

"That's it. I saw Feng Jiao's squeamish dantian, "Evil, evil, I am righteous, please answer when you hear it, please answer when you hear it!"

Xiao Ming: ......

Well, you shouldn't have had too much hope in the first place.

"Justice, justice, I am evil, I have reached the appointed place, oh oh. ”

A bunch of goods are boiling. Oh mom, someone really answered, praising Pangu, such a 25 mentally retarded and neurotic creature really exists.

However, when a group of goods crossed the grassland, stepped over the mountains, and came to the river, they saw a creature on the flood that no one knew his name was, waving to them.

The multicolored bird waved its little wings, "(????)?? Hi guys!"

A group of goods fell into a rage stage on the spot, and sure enough, the bear child was the most annoying.

"Pump him!"

"Help!" the colorful bird struggled, wailing, "let me go, help, robbery, child abuse, corporal punishment......"

"Ao Daogen!"

"I can't hit Kiu puppets"

"Fake"

............

"Stop!"

An angry rebuke sounded, alarming Siye.

Xiao Ming looked back at a few goods, only to see a little phoenix raise his head, pinching his waist, a disgusting look that the world is not as big as mine, or the curled chicken feet, a few goods almost knelt down to say goodbye.

"I said, little chick, you drip, what drips are you doing?"

The little phoenix raised his head, "I'm dripping, the big phoenix is working." ”

"Big?"

The rabbit, the old wolf, Xiao Ming, the little black bird, and even the colorful bird struggled to raise their heads, and ten eyes fell on the little phoenix's chest with a "sigh".

"Not big. ”

"By the way, where is this little mound of dirt?"

"Yes, yes, yes, it's not as big as the old wolf. ”

The old wolf compared his chest muscles stronger than his own, and nodded fiercely, "Yes, not as big as me." ”

Little Phoenix: ......

"Bad guys, you're all bad guys, woo woo...... Sister, sister, you come out. ”

A phoenix cried, and thousands of troops came to see each other.

Good rundylon, my gosh, what's this, bird, big bird, big bird, big bird...... All kinds of birds are overwhelming, what Bi Fang, nine babies, flamingos, even the golden crow has come, anyway, in a word, there are only birds you can't think of, you can't see it...... Well, hey, that turtle, you don't have wings, what are you making a fuss about, and you, that fish, you two fins, go back to your river.

"Big brother, there are a lot of them, let's withdraw. "The dog-legged little black bird flutters its little wings, a picture of me running behind your palace. Of course, the main reason is also the most ruthless reason he scolded just now.

"Can't!" The seventeen or eighteen-year-old boy (of course, just the appearance) was full of passion, and with the confidence that he didn't know where he came from, he killed the audience in seconds for a while.

Three birds, a wolf and a rabbit suddenly poured up from the soles of their feet to worship, sure enough, it was Xiao Ming, it was really the most elusive existence, and there must still be some unknown tricks. And now it's finally time to uncover the truth.

Don't worry about us, come up with your big trick!

And the flock of birds on the opposite side... Well... Let's call it that way for the time being, the group fell into a state of nymphomania, and almost planted two peach blossoms in front of them, "Wow, so handsome!"

Of course, according to the unchanging conclusion of the novel, there must be a smart person in a group of ****, he is always a little green among the thousands of flowers, (rest assured, the author with a conscience will never refer to the turtle's natural green-eyed thing) can always save the deceived truth at a critical time, exposing the sinister intentions of the male protagonist to Lang Lang's day.

So, the smart guy this time is-

Xiao Ming: "I can't run at all, my legs are numb." ”

"Bang!"

Bird feathers in one place......

I said, big brother, can you not be like this...... It's so unexpected, and the pant will scare the birds to death, okay? Oh, and of course, it will scare the wolves and rabbits to death!!

(A certain bird: woowoo...... It's not fair, it's not fair, what about the ones who said they were going to make a show for me? Mom, Mom, they bully people...... Woo woo woo ~)