34. A pair of chicken breasts
According to the law of mystery in the novel world, the first enemy that the protagonist encounters on the path of cultivation must be powerful, able to arouse the protagonist's fighting spirit, and must be able to make the protagonist develop a continuous skill that will never abandon or give up - will!
Obviously, the same is true of this book!
As the first violent death, Xiao Ming is undoubtedly powerful, and he can undoubtedly arouse the fighting spirit of the little phoenix, and it will definitely allow the little phoenix to develop a sustained technique - will drop. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
What? You say Xiao Ming is the protagonist?
Uh, well, this ...... Ha, haha, hahahahaha......
"Uh, I said what are you doing with your little chick who didn't have a haircut out of it?"
In order to save his glorious image, Xiao Ming pointed at the little phoenix and shouted angrily.
"Cut~"
Uniformly, the flock of birds deeply expressed their disdain and disdain for Xiao Ming's species.
"You, hurry up and hand over Feng Jiaojiao!" The little phoenix was very domineering.
A few of them were stunned, "Jiaojiaojiao, this kid is so pitiful, a little stammer?"
"I'm sorry, little chicken, my brother is wrong!" Xiao Ming turned around and came to the little phoenix and patted the bird's head.
"Yes, yes, it's all his fault. The old wolf and rabbit gathered around and patted the bird's head with a solemn face.
"My sister doesn't cry, my brother loves you. "The little blackbird and the colorful bird jumped and jumped, and jumped and jumped, but they couldn't touch the bird's head, so the two birds pulled a bird's wing.
"Hey, the family is unfortunate. Feng Jiaojiao covered her head, and looked at Jiangdong's father with a faceless face.
"You...... You guys...... Woo woo ~ Mom, mom, they bully others, people are not little stammerers, people, people...... Woo woo woo~"
The little phoenix turned around and hugged Bi Fang's big white legs, crying profusely.
This Bi Fang said that he was very embarrassed, although he was bigger than the little phoenix, but he was still a big girl with yellow flowers, and he hadn't even pulled the claws of the male bird.
"Little stammer, tell me, what are you looking for us?"
Xiao Ming patted the bird's head very much, that is called a refreshed, this is a phoenix head, think about it, even Long Aotian would not dare to do this, hey, I am really the number one pig's foot in the world of novels.
"I don't want to stammer. β
"Okay little stammer. β
"I said, I'm not called a stammer!"
"Got it, little stammer, what's the matter with you?"
"I'm really not a little stammer!"
"Understood, little stammer, tell me what's the matter with you?"
"Woo woo~" The little phoenix felt that she was so stupid and naΓ―ve, she didn't eat and sleep at home, and ran out to do it...... Well, it's a bird thing.
"You hand over Feng Jiaojiao. β
Xiao Ming's eyes lit up, and he laughed proudly, "Hey, I'll just say it's a little stammer." β
The Birds: ......
Little Phoenix: ......
Finally, Feng Jiaojiao, the only normal bird of the Save the World Alliance, put forward a valuable opinion, "Why do you want us to hand over Feng Jiaojiao?"
Little Phoenix is very honest, "Because Feng Jiaojiao was abducted by a stinky toad." β
"Stinky toad?"
A few goods looked at Feng Jiaojiao, who had a black line on her face, and wondered, isn't this here? How can you say that she was abducted? Could it be that this is fake?
"Can't!" Xiao Ming resolutely denied, "Look at that pair of breasts, I don't believe that there is another phoenix in this world with such small breasts!"
"Get out!"
"Whoosh" - "Smack"
(Honghuang Xiaocao: Mom, that brother who often flies is flying again...... οΌ
Feng Jiaojiao's face was kind, she squatted down and touched the little phoenix's head, "Little girl, why did you say that Feng Jiaojiao was abducted by the old toad?"
"Why?" the little phoenix was stunned, "it was just abducted, where is the why?"
"Then who told you that Feng Jiaojiao was abducted?"
"This ......" The little phoenix looked back at the birds, and thought one after another, who is it? Who is it? Bi Fang? No! Flamingo? No, the little golden crow? No, he still owes me money! Jiuying? This thing looks so disgusting! Big Eagle? When will I grow so big?......
Wait!
"Little Jinwu, quickly return the pocket money you owe me, they are going to buy lollipops!"
"Huh?"
Didn't you say okay, tell me who made my rumors? Why is it related to lollipops again? I know you're young, but can you not use your leap thinking at this time?
"Well, little phoenix. β
"What's the matter?" "Little Phoenix looked like I was busy and farted.
"Didn't you tell me who told me that I was abducted?"
"You were abducted? No, it was Feng Jiaojiao who was abducted. β
Feng Jiaojiao pointed at herself, "But I'm Feng Jiaojiao." β
"Can't!"
Before the little phoenix could speak, the birds behind her jumped out, "Sister Feng Jiaojiao is so beautiful, you definitely can't be Sister Feng Jiaojiao!"
The immature voice is categorical!
Feng Jiaojiao's face was as ugly as a boiler!
"What do you say, little chicken? Say it to me again! β
The rabbit old wolf and Xiao Ming, who didn't know how to crawl out of Nagada, hugged his feet, hugged his head, and hugged his chest...... Well, not intentionally.
"Auntie, they're still young, let them go, you can't mutilate underage children. β
"Made, let go of the old lady, where is the old lady ugly, ah, the old lady is young and cute. Gentle and virtuous, round and jade, big hips and fat, front and back. Lips reflect the sun. The eyebrows are clear, the affection is like water, and the charm is moving......"
"Yes, yes, yes, you are still so humorous, there are a lot of adults, let them go. β
", humor is a few meanings!"
The old wolf's cold sweat flowed down at once, calling you cheap, calling you cheap, let's explain it in this life.
Taking advantage of Feng Jiaojiao's distraction, Xiao Ming came to the little phoenix with a "whoosh", "Little aunt and grandmother, she is really your sister Feng Jiaojiao, if it is fake, it will pay ten for one fake." β
"Really?" the birds glared at the watery eyes.
"Yes!" Xiao Ming was sure.
"Really?" the birds glared at the watery eyes again.
"That's right!" Xiao Ming decided to continue to make sure.
"Really?" the birds glanced at Feng Jiaojiao and felt hopeless.
"Yes!" Xiao Ming was still sure.
............
Just when Xiao Ming firmly believed that he had completely made this group of birds feel the cruelty of the world, something unexpected happened to everyone!
"So you're a stinky toad?"
Xiao Ming: ......
Fuck you, you're a stinky toad, your whole family is a stinky toad, your whole street is a stinky toad.