"I'll take the lead!"

On the hillside, under the gaze of the gods. Pen, Fun, Pavilion www.biquge.info Xiao Ming rode the old wolf. Roar to the sky.

(Oh, I don't understand, it's okay, let's rewind our time.) ）

(Author: Hmm, hahaha, sprinkling home can be water...... Uh, what, hello everyone. ）

The gods expressed their fierce spirits, "Boy, I said you hand over the money, do you call it or not!"

Xiao Ming sat on the ground with a blue nose and swollen eyes, looked up at the gods, looked down at himself, looked up at the gods, looked down at himself......

"You guys are too Nima to bully people, are you willing to gamble and lose?

Then that, the question is, which one do you choose in front of face or money?

The gods said that it is needless to say that face is the foundation of life, the banner of making friends and expanding the façade, and the innate treasure that allows you to live in a humble room and deal with it indifferently, so I choose ...... Money!

"Boy, Lao Tzu warns you, either hand over the money and I will beat you, or I will beat you up and hand over the money, there are two choices, you pick one yourself. ”

Xiao Ming wants to cry without tears, big brother, have you all beaten up, okay? Still beaten, you are Luffy when I am rubber, Rubber is not afraid of beating, besides, even if I am Luffy, I can't bear the flame of enthusiasm.

Xiao Ming glared at a female hooligan with both wealth and resentment.

"Ahem" Feng Wu lowered her head embarrassedly.

"There's no money, there's no door, I tell you, if you want to get back the money you lost from me, you might as well rob it. ”

Xiao Ming was indignant, old thief, I curse you for giving birth to a son without that or that, and giving birth to a daughter with two roots and that.

The honest man of Honghuang, who is known for his honesty, was thoughtless for a moment, "But we are robbing." ”

Gods: ......

Xiao Ming was stunned.

"O heaven, O earth, such as the Buddha and the Jade Emperor, how can there be such a mad and undisciplined bastard in the world?

As the saying goes, there is no word when you see each other, only a thousand tears, and it is Xiao Ming who is talking about it.

The ups and downs of life are so fast, it really makes people have no power to react, which can't help but remind Xiao Ming of a famous saying that once swept the world: Mother Earth, she fools you.

After a series of tussions, Xiao Ming finally gave in.

"You guys, do you really want to?" Xiao Ming was in pain.

"Yes!" the gods are determined!

"Does it have to be?" Xiao Ming felt hopeless.

"Definitely. "The gods saw the dawn of victory.

Xiao Ming's "tiger eyes" were tearful, looked up at the sky, and turned his head, "Take it!"

Hey, the 50 million innate essences, including Xiao Ming's abduction from others, and the coercion and temptation from the two birds, all left him with a stretch of his hand.

Such sadness, hey...... The slightest rain falling in the sky, is it a tribute to the "youth" that you once had?

Feng Wu couldn't bear it anymore, the brilliance of motherhood flowed in her heart, she walked over, touched Xiao Ming's head, sighed, and then ......

"You dead child, there are still three thousand less, quickly, hand it over!"

Xiao Ming: ......

"Sister, it's really gone, I don't believe you search. ”

"Search your sister, I'm a big phoenix, I haven't even touched a woman's hand, how can I be embarrassed to search...... Hey, no...... What kind of heart do you have? I'm so cold...... Damn, where are you hiding?"

Covering his bare ass and eggs, Xiao Ming feels that the most painful thing in life is nothing more than this, do you want to take off my clothes if you don't search? I am also a Taiyi Golden Immortal, and I will be the master of Da Luo soon, if you do this, I will still ...... Uh, what? You want to see if there's a groove in my ass, help...... There's a neurotic here.

(10,000 words omitted...... ）

Feng Wu once again confirmed that Xiao Ming's body was from the inside out, from top to bottom, and after there was no place to hide anything, he threw down the underwear in his hand with a disdainful face, turned around, and was very entangled.

"Brothers, have you gotten all the money back?"

"No, it's still a few thousand. ”

"yes, yes, I'm eight hundred less. ”

"I'm 12,000 less, don't you want to be so miserable, aren't you bullying people?"

", is 12,000 too much? I'm missing 25 yet!"

"I'll go, twelve thousand, two hundred and five?"

"What do you say?" a certain Eastern Emperor squinted. (Author: Look at how authentic I am, I didn't post your name.) ）

Feng Wu has a headache, what's the matter? The gods of the desolation were deceived in their own territory, although they were willing to gamble and lose, but the Feng clan couldn't ignore it, otherwise one day a group of great gods would be angry and come to block the door, wouldn't it be too late to cry?

It is precisely because of this that Feng Wu took the lead in robbing Xiao Ming, and she did it, now there is everything, don't the gods who love face have nothing to say?

But, hell, why is this money so much less?

(A certain person: I make money and make money, I don't know how to spend it, I buy a big lobster today, a big toad tomorrow, I ride a perfect woman to drive a BMW...... ）

"What's going on?" Feng Wu thought.

Xiao Ming was very resentful: "Bad people, they are all bad people, it's shameless to rob, everyone who raids Sun Wukong's house has to send the master out first to let the family rob it, you bastards, you actually rob it alive! Forget it, my little brother...... Woowoo woo ......"

Feng Wu's eyes swished bright, yes, why didn't you forget this stubble, what a good drama this is, and everyone participates, first come, first served, a full set of horses and chickens from the inside to the outside, fully make up for the emptiness of the soul, enjoy the fun of abusing vegetables, this is simply a necessary medicine for home travel and debt repayment.

Feng Wu began to flicker, "Xiao Ming, do you want to travel and feel the customs of the wilderness?"

Xiao Ming was very resolute, "Don't go, no money!"

Feng Wu started the coquettish mode, "Go, go, the public is paying the bill." ”

"If you don't go, it's too far, and I'll be tired. ”

Feng Wu beckoned, forcing the old wolf back to his original form, "Mounts again." ”

Xiao Ming glanced at it, "Don't go, it's too far, I'll be bored." ”

Feng Wu beckoned, and the two birds slipped in their hands, "You can walk the birds." ”

"No, I don't have a pillow and I can't sleep well. ”

Feng Wu beckoned, and the rabbit gathered four hooves, "This is a living pillow"

"If I don't go, I'm going to find a wife and have a baby. ”

Feng Wu beckoned, and Feng Jiaojiao fell into Xiao Ming's arms, "Na, send you to make a person." (Feng Jiaojiao: ...... ）

Xiao Ming swept around, rolled his eyes, straightened his waist, and stomped his feet, "Don't go, I'll kill you in my life." ”

Feng Wu beckoned,......

..................

"I'll take the lead!"

On the hillside, under the gaze of the gods. Xiao Ming rode the old wolf. Roar to the sky.

Looking at the figure in the distance, Feng Wu wiped away her non-existent tears, turned around, and rushed to the gods with a trembling face, "Brothers, which of you wants to watch the play?"

(Xiao Ming: Big brother, what about forcibly pretending?)

(Author: Oh, I almost forgot.) ）

In the distance, Xiao Ming, who was walking away, roared, "Hong Huang, I'm here to pretend to be forced!"

Gods: ......

(Xiao Ming: ...... ）