As a village chief, ah, what's the most important thing?

Of course not!

Dedication? That's not possible!

At this time, we resolutely resist the drop!

So what is it? Yes, that's right, it's a word, poor. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

As a second-in-command, you can't have a lot of money, it's not right to drop.

Once you have a lot of money, then your villagers will sue you for embezzlement (the two birds agree), your colleagues will ostracize you (the old wolf agrees), and your boss will hate you (I agree), which is definitely not ......

That's right, this is "On the Self-cultivation of Excellent Deputy Village Chiefs" edited by Xiao Ming

The rabbit looked at the legendary supreme treasure book that had obviously just been written in his hand, and the bull's head was not in the horse's mouth, and touched the shriveled money bag, unable to calm down for a long time.

"I ......"

The old wolf patted the rabbit on the shoulder and shook his head, "That's right, you've been deceived. ”

The rabbit looked remorseful, "You ......"

The old wolf patted the rabbit on the shoulder and shook his head, "Needless to say, I won't lend it to you." ”

The rabbit began to tremble, "I, I...... You, you ......"

The old wolf patted the rabbit on the shoulder and shook his head, "Don't worry, I won't help you." ”

The rabbit's tears burst into tears, "Xiao Ming, I'm going to take your turn !!"

"Ah sneeze~"

Xiao Ming wiped his nose and sprayed ...... Saliva on big boobs.

"Xiao Ming, I suddenly found out that you have a great omen. ”

"Is this it?" Xiao Ming lifted a huge bra. (Please don't ask the author why he has a bra, if you have to ask, then the author can only be embarrassed to say: There is, there is, angry with you, angry with you.) ）

"Forehead......" Fu Xi looked at the pink color, indicating that he was under a lot of pressure, "Now it should be a mortal ......"

"Whoosh~"

Fu Xi's gaze crossed a perfect arc, and he immediately felt five big characters floating in the sky......

"Nuwa, don't try too hard, break this kid, who will our brothers ask for money. ”

Zu Long said to Nuwa very unhappily that although he really wanted to beat this kid up, he still endured it after thinking about the swishing innate essence on this kid.

The gods of the flood wilderness are psychologically miserable, is it easy to save some belongings for so many years? We are old bachelors, tired and tired for so many years, we want to find a daughter-in-law, this is about to succeed, you are back to the pre-liberation period all of a sudden, and the poor ones are not even pants.

You say that now this wife, do you want a dowry? Okay, Honghuang doesn't have a dowry, but you always have to invite guests to dinner, right?

Yes, the first time a virgin is more valuable, but at that time, the future generations are okay, now, you see, except for the dragon clan, these great gods are not the left hand and the right hand slow motion to the present?

Oh, I'll go, I can't think about it, it turns out that I have nothing but the first time. (Left and right: No, you still have us.) ）

"Hit, hit, hit...... Hey!"

Xiao Ming is very sure that this vulgar iconic sentence that has been played badly is also a routine that is played like a Japanese comfort woman in this kind of sentence.

"Hit, hit, hit...... Your sister!"

The great god of the flood wilderness is cute, beating my sister? I didn't mess with you? Oh, no, I don't have a sister.

"I, I, I ......"

Xiao Ming: "You, you, you ......"

The great god cried, pounded the ground and cried, Mother, why am I a stammer? Can you stuff me back and give birth again? I'd rather have a ******.

"Hey, hey, I said, brother, still fight...... Hey, don't touch me. Xiao Ming pushed the paw off his shoulder.

"I'll just ask, are you still ...... Oh, I'll go, don't touch me. Xiao Ming continued to push the paw off his shoulder.

"You still can't fight...... Damn, can you let me finish speaking!" Xiao Ming was furious, who TM was so annoying, and let people play happily.

As soon as Xiao Ming turned his head, he crashed on the spot!

Behind him, a group of great gods were hula, and thousands of big eyes were blinking and waiting for him, full of all kinds of grievances and sorrows, just like when Xiulian found out that Guo Furong was a woman.

“(????)?? Hi"

Xiao Ming raised his claws, turned around and ran, "whoosh" ...... "Smack!"

"Hey, my waist. ”

Xiao Ming cried bitterly, Zulong, you slut is so disgusting, you actually attacked me three ways, phew, shameless.

(Zu Long: I just tripped you up.) ）

"Say, what do you want to do?" Xiao Ming got up with a grunt and roared angrily.

"Pay me back my hard-earned money!"

"Return my wife, return my wife!"

"Liar, give me back my chastity. ”

Gods: ......

Big brother, let's not say that you are a male, just say that you are a toad in shape, what you look like, you ask everyone present, there are still people willing to marry you? Besides, even if someone marries, we will never participate, and watching you eat dragon meat feels like eating poop...... Uh, what, Ancestral Dragon, we haven't eaten dragon meat, just think about it, just think about it, hehe, hehe......

Xiao Ming twisted his head, "Impossible!"

"What did you say?"

The gods were excited, and they let out an excited wolf howl one by one, grandma, a bear, you can't do it, do you know how shameful it is for us to be deceived, what did we say?

Damn, Xiao Ming pulled his legs and ran, this group of people also has forty or fifty Da Luo Jin Immortals, you must know when it is, there are only hundreds of Da Luo Jin Immortals on the flood wilderness, this is half down, who am I going to provoke?

"Hey, boy, don't run!"

For a while, the gods showed their powers, some threw bricks, some copied benches, some took crutches, etc., and even a toilet came out...... Oh, that's not a toilet, that's the Innate Spirit Treasure Mixed Yuan Golden Bucket.

There are treasures to throw away, but what about those who don't?

A two-headed bird, a three-headed wolf, a bone-headed Qiqi, a big-bellied glutton, a sleek white coat, a red-butted deer (oh, that's a tail)

Xiao Ming looked back, Damn, why is Ultraman here? And that, wearing red pants, big brother, who are you?

Count, this time it's going to be fatal, squat, hold your head, and you must not let this group of bastards break my handsome face.

Thunderbolt that snaps......

"Hey, that bastard punched me in the face!"

Snap that thunderbolt......

"I'll go, who dares to touch my balls!"

Knock Knock Strong......

"Who's that, Ultraman, where did you learn to kill for a thousand years?"

Strong knock knock knock......

"Follow my left hand and right hand in slow motion~"

(Xiao Ming: What kind of boss, what about the village chief pretending to force the procedure? Why are you unreasonable?)

(Author: Oh, the reader is very unappreciative, I forgot, you wait, the next one will make you forcibly pretend!)