"Two Cakes"

"Eat!"

Yu Yudaoren took out more than forty two cakes from front of him with a red face and put them aside. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Feng Jiaojiao held her cheeks, "This mahjong is so annoying, so many cards." ”

"But it's cool. ”

Yun Zhongzi sorted out the two rows of more than 1,000 cards in front of him, and he was very refreshed.

"That's just as well. Feng Jiaojiao nodded, looked at the cards in her hand, and threw them away, "Four." ”

"Bump!"

Fu Xi neatly put more than thirty four bases on the hill in front of him, and a snake tail swung around excitedly.

Feng Jiaojiao waved her hand dissatisfiedly, "Hey, hey, great god, play cards, pay attention to quality, don't be so passionate, I don't know what you're doing?"

"Quality, cut, what quality. Fu Xi muttered quietly, and as soon as he raised his head, he threw away the cards in his hand, "Hongzhong!"

"Hey, I'm!"

Yu Yu Taoist is hilarious, Nima I really deserve to be Pangu authentic, this technology, tsk, it is really authentic to the authentic can't.

Yun Zhongzi pushed the pai shan in front of him, unhappy, "It's really unlucky, I lost again." ”

"Yes, yes, God, you don't know how to play cards, you send any cards out, you won't be a stinky foot, right?"

Feng Jiaojiao was extremely suspicious, with a look of disdain.

"Uh...... No!" Fu Xi roared suddenly, "Yu Yu, you are a cheat Hu, your mother's Hu Liujiu, and you cut dicks in the red." ”

"Well, it seems to be. Yu Yu said cute.

"you, we said it's good to slander the rich woman of the Feng clan, what are you doing?"

"Hmph!" Feng Jiaojiao pushed the card, "Self-draw, you want to hack me, it's not that easy!"

Yu Yu, Fu Xi, and Yun Zhongzi glanced at each other, and said in unison, "Then you touch yourself!"

"Huh?"

"Isn't it self-touching?"

"Touch your sister!" Feng Jiaojiao was angry, her hand flipped over, and the table landed accurately on Fu Xi's tail with a "whoosh", and "snapped" and shattered in half.

"I condemn, I strongly condemn, I condemn your whole family!"

TMD A group of old hooligans, all of whom are millions of years old, actually let me touch myself, I'm only 100,000 years old, okay?

"Come again!"

Crackling, crackling......

"God forbid, God forbid, in the red, in the red, in the red!Woohahahaha...... Watch me touch myself, forehead ......"

Feng Jiaojiao froze on the spot, her face twitched, her mouth foamed, and there were 10,000 divine beasts galloping past in her heart, mother, I was wrong, why don't I have such a long memory, I just finished being teased, I ...... Call you cheap, call you cheap!

The other three were waiting a little anxiously, "That, are you still touching yourself?"

"Touch!"

For the sake of victory, for the sake of betting, what is the actuarial calculation of nature!

I saw that in front of everyone's eyes, Feng Jiaojiao's face was resolute, her left hand touched her right hand, her right hand touched her left hand, and she went back and forth!

"What are you doing?" Fu Xi's face was black, and he had a vague bad feeling.

"Draw yourself!"

Fuxi's stool suddenly dried a lot, "You just touch yourself!"

"What else?" Feng Jiaojiao stared at the two of them with big eyes, a cute picture of me being a child.

"I ......" Fu Xi was speechless, this is not a trick, isn't it, I have taken off my pants, you will show me this?

"So, Great God Fuxi, is it okay to continue?"

Fu Xi gritted his teeth, forget it, don't worry about it like a little girl, "It's okay!"

"Then hand over the old lady's bet!"

Fuxi: ......

Yu Yu & Cloud Neutron: ......

"What ...... bet"

Before he finished speaking, Fu Xi broke out in a cold sweat.

Remember, that was an hour ago......

"Gods, do you remember that gamble on the shore of Daming Lake?"

Full marks for etiquette, tone, and smile, Xiao Ming gave himself a hundred points.

"Remember, I have three thousand innate essences. ”

"Don't be ashamed of three thousand, I went down eight thousand. ”

"Cut!" Donghuang Taiyi smiled disdainfully, "I ordered 20,000." ”

..................

"Okay, good, everyone remembers. Xiao Ming was very satisfied with everyone's state, "In order to prevent the occurrence of shady scenes, you don't have to ask what shady things are, so our gambling committee decides to decide the winner on the battlefield." ”

Zu Long kicked Xiao Ming out with a "whoosh" kick, "Wow, that bird, you come out, old dragon, I'm going to eat you!"

"Dead worm, Nemother, look at my big bird!"

"Yo he, come on, look at my dragon. ”

......

Xiao Ming wants to cry without tears, what are you doing? Can you wait for someone to finish speaking?

"O two great gods, things are not what you think. ”

A dragon and a bird turned their heads violently, "What's that!"

Xiao Ming hurriedly took out a small square, "It's it, it's it." ”

"What's this?" the dragon and the bird continued to stare at.

"Mahjong!"

"What's mahjong?" a dragon and a bird glared.

"Don't worry, I'll teach you. ”

"What do you mean, we want you to teach!" a dragon and a bird glared bloody.

"I ......"

Believe it or not, Lao Tzu will kill you, Niang Xipi, you are so bold, I really think I don't dare to not! Damn, fortunately, Lao Tzu is afraid of death.

"What about the two great gods, this knowledge is knowing, not knowing is not knowing, and not losing God. ”

As soon as these words came out, a dragon and a bird went crazy, we are the first dragon in the world, a high-ranking cadre of the Feng clan, and you are like a primary school student by you. It's really angry with me, since that's the case......

"Then you say, we listen!"

“......”

You cow, you have a big fist, I'm instigating.

So, under a frightened telling, a door to the gambling world was successfully opened for the gods, and the gods expressed their high approval of Xiao Ming as the final victor to become the referee of this Phoenix Competition.

(Warmly celebrate the opening of the first Bird God Contest in the Flood Wilderness...... ）

"Eat", "touch", "bar"......

"What are we gambling on, you say?"

Yun Zhongzi, Fu Xi, Yu Yu Daoren, and Feng Jiaojiao are all sad.

Yun Zhongzi is a poor ghost, Fu Xi is sister is strict, Yu Yu Taoist sits in the village, and Feng Jiaojiao patronizes Xiao Ming, so these four goods are not eligible to participate in the first Sparrow God Contest derived.

"Or ...... Running naked?" Fu Xi, the ancestor of the Divine Stick, put forward his opinion.

"I'm a mother bird!" Feng Jiaojiao refused.

"Oh, you mean you're afraid of losing?" Fu Xi said disdainfully.

"If you wipe your tears, you will lose, gamble on it!" Feng Jiaojiao once again proved that there was something wrong with her brain.

Fu Xi raised his head, blinked, and said, "What about you?"

"Good!"

"Good!"

"Uh......" The three goods suddenly woke up at this time, it turns out that there is still this bet, my God, this is the rhythm of death.

Feng Jiaojiao laughed arrogantly, "Woohaha, you are miserable!"

The three goods glanced at each other, exchanged glances, pushed the table, and put their hands behind their backs, "Let's go." ”

"Huh?"

Yu Yu said: "I miss my father." ”

Fuxi: "Kawaine." ”

Cloud neutrons: ......

Feng Jiaojiao: "Condemn, I strongly condemn, condemn your ancestors for eighteen generations...... Woowoo...... Xiao Ming ~ They bully the birds ~"