28. Nervous to the critical moment of spurting blood
Xiao Ming is coordinating with several great gods about the rules of the Thirteen and the Same. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
A generation of Tianjiao Donghuang Taiyi thinks that red is the color of the pants he wears today, so all the colors must be slippery red.
The ancestor of the dragon clan put forward a different point of view, what is the thirteen unit, this thirteen is the key to it, so the thirteen unit must be a combination of thirteen thirteen articles, as for the matter of not having thirteen articles, the old man said that he was not worried, he believed in the ideological consciousness of Xiao Ming, a good student.
However, Xiao Ming's charter Po Fengwu said no, neither of them was right, the thirteen and all the same thing were obviously the same thing, and then, she found the thirteen little chickens from the card stack, and then put on an expression of a mother-in-law.
Xiao Ming thought about it and said very seriously, that's right, that's it, all of them must be properly red, and the thirteen must be properly thirteen thirteen points, and the thirteen and all of them must be the same, and there are only thirteen little chickens, who dares to say that one is not a try.
As for the trouble, hehe...... Grandpa Mao once said that if there are difficulties, you must go up, and if there is no difficulty, you must also go up, there is nothing difficult in the world, but I am afraid of people with hearts, and all reactionaries are paper tigers......
Cut, you say I'm bragging?
I saw Xiao Ming hugging Feng Wu's thigh with a "whoosh", and with a wave of his hand, thirteen chickens fell into his palm, "Sister Feng, look, this is the legendary Thirteen Chickens, it is rumored that the chaos was shattered, the flood first appeared, and there were thirteen chickens in Hongmeng, huh...... The phoenix passed by in the sky, and the Pangu sage had a feeling: It is really the thirteen little phoenixes of the same color! Since then, these thirteen and all of them have been inseparable, until today. ”
"Well, the kid is very good. Feng Wu was very satisfied, and walked away with the thirteen chickens.
Xiao Ming wiped his sweat, turned around, closed his eyes and yelled, "Stop!"
The wind stops, the fire goes out
Xiao Ming squinted, and then looked at the huge claw on his head in fear, and let out a sigh, fortunately, Lao Tzu was clever. Otherwise, I'll explain it today!
"Ancestral Dragon God, don't worry, did I say that thirteen is not thirteen thirteen?"
Zu Long frowned, didn't speak, and pointed in the direction of Feng Wu.
Xiao Ming began to shake M, "Yo, you're still jealous, as for it? It's all a family, and they're still fighting for these three melons and two sons, that day, I can see ......"
Hearing the sound of "bang", accompanied by the sound of the chair falling to the ground and the "Great Wall" collapsing, the bright eyes of the gods and thieves instantly surrounded Xiao Ming.
"Forehead ......"
Gods: "Why, tell me, what do you see?"
Xiao Ming had a black line, if he hadn't seen with his own eyes that such a gossip creature was the gods of the desolation, he would have thought that this was a joke the world played on him.
But it's also normal, which of the gods of the desolation is not immortal for tens of millions of years now, usually lives a hard life, no food or drink, all day long only knows to drink the northwest wind and southeast wind, the only pleasure of the gods is to cultivate, and those who cultivate are estimated to have become sullen.
Otherwise, you see, the mahjong produced by my primary school students will make them unable to find the north, and the IQ of the real TM Chiguoguo is suppressed, then it is one word, and it is refreshing!!
"That day, I saw ...... Woowoo woo ......"
Xiao Ming's whining scream, and the dragon claws in his mouth had a disgusting seafood flavor, which made him feel the urge to be full of cows.
Big brother, can we wash our hands next time?
"Is there something wrong with you?" Zu Long's face turned pale, and his face was unkind.
The gods laughed, hooked their shoulders and snorted back, "Oh, why am I here? ”
"yes, yes, I forgot about it. ”
"Less, you just lost a little bit or two innate essences. Interest 0.078 innate essence. ”
"I'll go, don't you have a bad memory?"
"Cut, don't look at what kind of transformation Lao Tzu is. ”
"What's it?"
"Iron Rooster!"
“......”
Zu Long lowered his head, and the pale golden dragon eyes flashed away, "Boy, don't make yourself uncomfortable!"
"Mmmmmmmm
"Hmph!" the ancestral dragon let go of his claws.
"Wow"
Xiao Ming's figure disappeared in front of Zu Long in an instant, and he couldn't even see a shadow.
Zu Long opened his claws, Meng Bi, he turned his head and asked Tai Yi, who was also Meng Bi next to him, "You saw it?"
Taiyi: "......"
"What a waste!" Zu Long despised it, completely ignoring that he was just as virtuous.
Over there, Feng Wu was impatient, "I said, you can't fight, my thirteen people are lonely and unbearable." ”
............
The stars have changed, and this finch god contest has been held for a year and three months, and finally under the strong self-touch of a bare hand centipede relying on his countless hands, he has defeated a series of extremely awesome gods.
For example, Feng Wu, who is known as the most beautiful phoenix, Zulong, who is the most handsome dragon, Taiyi, who has the most potential, and Zhun Ti, who is the most shameless......
"Now, I announce that the first Sparrow God Contest has been successfully concluded, and now, I would like to invite our Sparrow God - the Single-handed Centipede to the stage!"
After saying this, Xiao Ming disappeared with a "whoosh".
Zulong: ...... (You kid runs so fast)
The bare-handed centipede walked up to the stage, trembling with 129,600 hands, and the sheep had a seizure, "First ...... This one starts with ...... I, I, I want, I want...... Thanks for my ......"
Zu Long: "Get down! Get out!"
“...... Baba, Mom, I, I'm still back, and I'm going to ......."
Gods: "Get down, get down, get down." ”
The abyssed centipede cried, I guess this is the chance to shine in my life, am I easy......? Well, I don't have a mother, but what if I do? Right? Uh...... I don't think there's such a thing as a case. Besides......
Xiao Ming: "Get down, get down!"
After saying this, Xiao Ming disappeared with a "whoosh" again.
Plain Centipede & Ancestral Dragon & Gods: ...... (Boy, I said you're enough.) )
“...... Me, my ......"
"Okay, thank you Mr. Centipede for your wonderful speech!" the old wolf clapped solemnly.
The atmosphere at the scene was silent twice, and then the overwhelming sound of "crackling" resounded throughout the square.
The abyssed centipede choked up and couldn't speak, you ...... This group, the group...... Bad, bad......
The old wolf smiled slightly, and asked again with the self-cultivation of an excellent host, "So, Mr. Centipede, I don't know, who is the champion of this year's championship you designated?"
Xiao Ming accosted, "Yes, yes, who is it?"
After saying this, Xiao Ming disappeared with another "whoosh".
Audience: ............