As Isel said, Abby grass does make people have diarrhea. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

This herb used to solve the constipation of magical beasts, once the human body ingests its juice, it will vomit and diarrhea for three days, no matter what level of samurai or mage, it will be tricked.

Chen Fa staggered out from behind the bushes, wiping a handful of sweat beads from his forehead with his right hand.

He had just finished pulling......

At this time, Isel set up his homemade barbecue not far away, preparing to roast the hares that can be found everywhere in the Sunset Mountains - catching hares, killing hares, roasting hares, this set of tasks he is very skillful.

After three days of getting along, Isel felt that this master mage was not as difficult to get along with as he imagined, although he never knew what the "Eastern Soil Tang Dynasty" was, let alone what Chen Fa meant by "learning scriptures".

"My lord, the food is ready. ”

Isère's technique of roasting hares is indeed excellent, at least Chen Fa thinks it is a food that can be eaten.

Chen Fa rubbed his head and quietly turned on the live broadcast system - because he had spent the past few days in diarrhea, this was the first time he had started a live broadcast.

"The first day I didn't send a message to my brother, I missed him.

The next day without sending a message to my brother, I missed him.

On the third day of no news from my brother, I missed him.

The fourth day without a message...... Can't you even start a live stream?"

"Brother Fa, Brother Fa, you're not dead!"

", Brother Fa, have you had diarrhea these days?"

"Little Sunflower Mother's class has started! The child doesn't when he gets old, most of them are wasted!"

"Brother Fa, why do you look as miserable as this beggar? ”

"Brother Fa, Brother Fa, you and Isel have been alone for the past three days, have there been any super-standard stories? Tell us about your basic situation!"

“......”

Chen Fa looked at the refreshed barrage with a black line on his face.

"Your Excellency, water is coming, please wash your hands. Isel brought water from the creek beside him, put it in front of Chen Fa, and bowed aside.

Chen Fa nodded, and said while washing his hands: "Ahem, fellow sailors, a few days ago, there was a small accident, ...... Let's not talk about it yet. ”

The barrage was booed.

"Isn't it just a diarrhea? Brother Fa, we won't laugh at you. ”

"Isn't it just three days and three nights? Brother Fa, we won't laugh at you. ”

"Isn't it because of love to pretend to be forced to pull your stomach for three days and three nights? Brother Fa, we won't laugh at you. ”

“......”

Chen Fa coughed twice and continued: "Ahem...... Nothing happened in the past two days, and I've probably asked all the questions about the world. ”

"Where I am right now is on the outskirts of the Sunset Mountains. To the west, there was the territory of the Byzantine principality, the country of Isère. After entering the Sunset Mountains and crossing thousands of miles of mountain ranges, there is the Loya Empire, a country to the east of the Sunset Mountains. ”

"These two countries are hostile. ”

"That's all I know for now. ”

Chen Fa took the roast rabbit leg handed by Isère and ate it with relish.

"Fa Ge...... That's ...... Finished?"

"I'm taking off my pants, so you're going to show me this?"

"But this roasted rabbit leg feels delicious. ”

"Brother Fa, what is the origin of this Isère?"

"Yes, Brother Fa, how do you feel like his servant now?"

"Is this the legendary sex slave?"

“......”

When he saw "X slave", Chen Fa almost choked on the bones in his mouth: "Fuck your uncle! Fa brother, I am a male and a woman!"

"Isel said that he was a Byzantine soldier, or some second-class warrior, the captain of the ten-division squad...... Anyway, I'm a soldier. Chen Fa spit out the bones, and while taking the roast rabbit meat handed by Isel, he continued: "The magicians in this world have a very high status, crushing everything, even the royal power. Why...... It is because theocracy is above all else, and the magician is the embodiment of God, the most devout believer in God. ”

"Aren't I wearing a magic robe, and he will recognize me as a big brother. ”

"In other words, Isel is now my little brother, and he belongs to me. ”

After explaining his thoughts in the live broadcast room, Chen Fa threw a bone on the ground at random.

"Isère, let's go. Chen Fa washed his hands with the water that Isèl had just fought, and casually wiped the magic robe on his body.

"Yes, sir. Isère replied.

Unlike when he first met Chen Fa that night, Isère's state of mind is much better, and he tries to restrain himself from reminiscing about the past, but the word "deserter" is always a lingering shadow for him.

After packing up his luggage, which was actually the homemade barbecue, Isel walked up to Chen Fa and signaled that he was ready to go.

Chen Fa and Isel didn't say anything all the way, Isel led the way, and Chen Fa slowly followed behind.

Along the way, Chen Fa chatted with water friends in the live broadcast room.

"Brother Fa, what kind of flower is that black flower?

", this tree grew up drinking Sanlu, right?

"Brother Fa, I think you're actually quite handsome!"

"Brother Fa, tell me where you are going!"

Chen Fa tried his best to choose meaningful questions to answer among the many barrages, and when he saw that someone cared about where to go, he said in the live broadcast room: "It is the closest city in Byzantium to the Sunset Mountains, called Hill City, which is the last line of defense of the Byzantine Principality - in fact, their real line of defense is the Sunset Mountains, which is actually the territory of Warcraft." ”

"The Loya Empire wanted to annex the Byzantine principality, but the Byzantines resisted, so there was a war. In fact, before this war, the Sunset Mountains were within Byzantine territory, and even the Sunset Mountains were Byzantine for thousands of miles to the east. ”

"Because of the disparity in strength, Byzantium has given up the Sunset Mountains and retreated behind the city of Hill. ”

"There are many demonic beasts in the Sunset Mountain Range, and if the people of the Luoya Empire want to come over, they can only use the teleportation array - there are too few masters who can pass through the Sunset Mountain Range with their own strength. And because the energy consumed by group teleportation is too much, it will not be possible to send troops on a large scale for a while. ”

After Chen Fa finished explaining, the barrage was quickly refreshed.

"Brother Fa, what are you doing in Hill City?"

"Brother Fa, I'm still curious if you can learn magic in Hill City! aren't you a top magical talent?"

"Brother Fa, you get Daisy out! I haven't seen her for a few days, I miss her a lot. ”

"Brother Fa, don't we still have Poké Balls, when will we receive new things?"

"Brother Fa, I still think it's better for you to learn magic first, and show everyone what real magic is like, collect monsters or something, you can do it at any time!"

"Fa Ge Fa Ge ......"

Chen Fa replied carefully again: "I went to Hill City to learn magic, I hope that the classmates who see Fa Ge perform magic don't worry, I have already asked Isère, Hill City is a magic academy founded by the Magician Guild." Also, Daisy hasn't been willing to come out since the last time she helped me with my haircut, and I'm okay with it. As for subduing the demonic beast, I will naturally not let it go when I see it!"

Chen Fa walked all the way and chatted with his sailors, selling a cute gift from time to time, after all, the audience's gifts are too important to Chen Fa now, and these things mean that Chen Fa has the capital to gain a foothold in another world!

As the afternoon passed, a touch of red glow and three suns slowly reflected from the top of the mountain, and it was about to set.

Chen Fa was blowing the origin of the three suns with his sailors, and suddenly there was an exclamation not far ahead!

The voice is naturally Isère's.

Although the voice was not loud, Chen Fa could still hear that something was wrong in his tone.

"Your Excellency...... There is a ...... in front Warcraft ......"

"I said Isel, if there are Warcraft, there are Warcraft, originally it hadn't discovered us yet, you roar, the fool knows where we are!" Chen Fa patted Isele's shoulder calmly, although his tone was blaming, his movements seemed to be comforting the little brother.

"But...... It's okay...... Remember, don't panic even if a dragon appears in front of you in the future. Chen Fa looked at the huge creature in front of him with a confident expression: "Because you are an adult, I ......."

"A great dragon knight......! I dare too!"

Barrage.

"Sudden pretense...... I can't breathe......"

P.S. didn't update in the morning because of a broken love.

There's also a shift in the evening (the time is uncertain, but even if it's early in the morning, this chapter will be updated).

What my brother lost is not love, but loneliness~

Come to a wave of tickets to warm Xiao Er's heart.