0005. I'm from the Tang Dynasty!
"Phew!"
"Brother Fa, don't play routines!"
"We only watch the big show!"
"Brother Fa, you tonic Bilian!"
“......”
Chen Fa was about to continue to talk to the sailors, when he suddenly felt a scorching heat behind him. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
He just said that he kissed his little mouth and touched his little hands, and he didn't say it in the live broadcast room with his heart, but said it directly.
Princess, naturally, heard it too.
"Master, though I don't know who you just spoke to...... But when Daisy heard you say that you want to touch a little hand and kiss a little mouth, who do you mean to touch a little hand and kiss a little mouth?"
The atmosphere was clearly wrong.
Chen Fa instantly felt a wave of murderous intent looming from Daisy's body.
But......
Nimago is now your master, can you try to move my hair?
Creatures that have been taken in by Poké Balls are not allowed to harm their owners.
Chen Fa also ignored Daisy, and said in the live broadcast room: "It seems that this dragon princess is called Daisy...... The temperament is still the same as before the acceptance, it is more popular, everyone should not be deceived by appearances. But no matter how popular she is, after all, I am also her master, and she doesn't dare to do anything to me, haha......! Tune, teach, mother, dragon, change her temper...... Change ......"
After changing the words, Chen Fa was instantly stunned.
A wave of heat flowed through my head.
"Ahh
He never expected that this Daisy would directly wave her right hand......
Own hair...... It's on fire!
Chen Fa was in a hurry for a while before he extinguished the fire in his hair, and the white magic robe on his body was already covered with dust.
"Fa Ge...... You've been slapped in the face in an instant!"
"Hahahaha!
A sailor gave the anchor Chen Fa a rocket: "Brother Fa, your head shape is so cool, I can't help but give you a rocket!"
"Bald Brother!
"Suddenly sympathize with Brother Fa, I was supposed to stay on the earth, but I crossed inexplicably, and now I am still being bullied by the mother dragon, I don't say anything, I'll give you a plane!"
After reading it, the pig gave the anchor Chen Fa a plane.
"Observe three seconds of silence for Fa Ge. ”
"Brother Fa, you have to be strong! We won't laugh at you!hahahaha...... I'm sorry, I can't help it!"
“......”
"Hmph!" fell, and Daisy went straight back to the Poké Ball.
Chen Fa touched Guangguang's head, a little sad.
Brother, this plasma perm hairdresser also charged fifty dollars!
Although the hair is gone, it also proves his conjecture, the creature subdued by the Poké Ball is not able to hurt its master, and burning the hair should be the maximum, otherwise with this Daisy's temper, it should be set on fire to roast him.
"Ahem, water friends, it's all an accident, it's all an accident, this ...... I guess she's the eldest aunt here, understand, bear with me! Next time I have the opportunity to touch my little hand and kiss my little mouth in the live broadcast!" Chen Fa said in the live broadcast room.
The sailors booed constantly.
Chen found out that he was unfamiliar with his life, and he didn't know where to go, and Daisy now refused to give out the Poké Balls - the only person who knew the background of the world ignored him at all.
After chatting with the water friends for a while, he felt that it was not a way to go on like this, so he simply said in the live broadcast room that he would wait for him to find the locals before starting the live broadcast, and then turned off the live broadcast.
The small round ball disappeared, and Chen Fa slowly leaned forward directly along the path.
......
The silvery moonlight swayed down on the main peak of the Sunset Mountains, and the towering trees seemed to cover the moon.
The night was dark.
Isel looked at the moon in the sky and bowed his head in frustration with a stunned expression.
During the counterattack between the Byzantine principalities and the Loya Empire, Isère witnessed the horror of the Loya army with his own eyes.
They swept everything in sight.
His father died.
Died at the mouth of the enemy's hound.
His youngest son died.
Died under the influence of the Demon Cannon, even though the Demon Cannon was not directed at his younger son.
The daughter died.
The eldest son is missing.
There's nothing he can do to stop it from happening.
He lost everything.
Thinking of revenge, he joined the army of the Byzantine principality.
But he became a deserter.
He was so afraid of death, how insignificant the power of one person was in a bloody battlefield.
The advanced weapons of the Loya Empire and the high-level warriors all made Isel's back chill.
When Isel saw a great magician in a white magic robe among the enemy troops, he fled.
He left his home, a small province in the territory of the Byzantine principality.
In the Sunset Mountains, where there are many dangers and even powerful magical beasts, Isère feels that this is his last place to stay.
"Squeak~"
As the campfire was about to burn out, Isel sighed and stood up, ready to add some dry wood.
......
Chen Fa didn't expect that there would be a living person just an hour away from him, but he really didn't want to go up to say hello.
He smelled what looked like poop and urine were mixed together.
The other party's clothes were in tatters, clearly revealing his identity.
Beggar.
After turning on the live broadcast, the sailors who had not slept quickly brushed up the barrage.
"Brother Fa, how long has it been since the live broadcast was turned off...... You're actually on the air again. ”
"Brother Fa, let Daisy out and take a look!"
"Brother Fa, who is this person! I can smell a foul smell through the screen...... The first person in this world you see can't be this beggar, right?"
"Everyone dispersed, I pridefully ate the Xiang Sage, let me lick the screen for a while. ”
"Upstairs you can die!"
“......”
Chen Fa said in his heart: "Fellow sailors, I am wondering whether I should greet him now, it seems that he feels like a beggar who has no power to restrain the chicken, but the beggar is also a person of this world, and he can't let it go!"
"What do you mean you can't let go? Brother Fa, you shouldn't be trying to him, right?"
"Brother Fa, you're too dirty!"
"Fa Ge Fa Ge ......"
“......”
Chen Fa actually felt a little nervous just now, but after seeing the barrage ridiculed by the sailors, the nervousness disappeared.
Just as he was about to walk out from behind the big tree where he was hiding, the other party happened to spot him.
The old man in ragged clothes stared at him with a ghostly expression.
"Hello. Although the other party's expression was a little abnormal, Chen Fa still reluctantly said hello.
"No...... Don't kill me...... Master Mage...... I am a follower of the Goddess of Light, I believe in the God of Light, I am a devout believer, Master Mage!
Goddess of Light? I think this is a good game to play! By the way, his name is Master Brother? Chen Fa glanced at the beggar and then at his outfit.
"Ahem. Chen Fa looked at the old man with a very awesome expression and said, "Who are you? Why are you here?"
The old man trembled as if he had seen a demon, and said in a trembling tone: "Honorable Master Mage, my name is Isel, and I am from the Byzantine principality. ”
Chen Fa raised his eyebrows: "Oh, Byzantine principality?"
Isère replied tremblingly, "Yes, my lord, I am here...... It's for ......"
"Stop!" Chen Fa directly interrupted the man's next words, and pretended to be angry and said, "I don't know anything about the Byzantine principality, and I am not interested in caring about your affairs. ”
After Chen Fa finished speaking, he stopped, and Isel didn't dare to breathe, lowered his head, and didn't dare to look at the person in front of him.
The magician, in his ordinary heart, is already like a god-like existence, not to mention that the person in front of him is still wearing a white magic robe!
This means that the other side is ...... Great Magician!
During that battle, the image of the Grand Magician killing hundreds of Loya soldiers in an instant was already deeply etched in Isère's mind, and he was terrified to the extreme.
Chen Fa took a green seedling from the one-person-tall bush next to him, put it in his mouth, and rolled his eyes: "Let me tell you the truth, I came from the Eastern Tang Dynasty, and I came here to do a very important thing, and the great goddess of light told me to come here to learn scriptures." ”
"I don't know much about this place, you can tell me what this Byzantine principality is about......" Chen Fa's faint voice came out, full of compulsion.
"it...... Brother Fa, are you pretending to be forced like this? Dongtu Datang? You learn from the scriptures!"
"Brother Fa, what the hell is Dongtu Datang......
"I said why, Fa Ge is bald now!hahahaha!"
"The bald brother has changed careers and learned from the experience!"
"I couldn't breathe because of the sudden pretense. ”
Isel looked at Chen Fa in confusion...... ...... on the mouth Green Seedlings ......
"Your Excellency, ...... Why do you put Abby grass in your mouth that can make you have diarrhea for three days and three nights......"
Chen Fa glanced at Isel and then removed the green seedlings from his mouth.
"What do you say?"
"My lord, this grass ...... It can make people have diarrhea for three days and three nights...... You've just taken it in your mouth, you've already absorbed it......" Isère's eyelids twitched, and he was about to continue, when he heard a "poof".
Barrage.
"Fuck it, Brother Fa, you fart so loudly!"
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