36, legend, there are two ****......
In Xiao Ming's more than 30 years of continuous death in primary school, what are you afraid of?
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No, no, no, that's my comrade-in-arms.
No, no, no, that's my dead companion.
Little Red?hmm...... Good bye!
That's right, what Xiao Ming is most afraid of is...... Huskies!
Husky, the scientific name is gone, the legend of the two goods do not have addition, subtraction, multiplication and division, the scum of the cute pet world, the conscience of the dog world, once made a famous remark - you may not believe it, it was the sofa that did it first.
After interviewing countless of his masters (you definitely didn't interview). A touching sentence has been passed down from mouth to mouth, and that is...... (Well, I'll admit, I can't make it up.) )
That day, the sun was shining, it was the birthday of the Chinese teacher, Xiao Ming thoughtfully got out first, and did not want to let the dear Chinese teacher feel the IQ defect on such a sacred day, when he was moved by his kindness, he saw a wolf happily pounced on him, and then ......
"Damn, you second goods, what are you doing...... You let go of my face, there is a kind of single-handedness, I wipe, go away, go away...... Mommy, help, you second, don't chase me like this......"
On that day, Xiao Ming ran in the sunset, felt the throbbing of the wind through his hair, and then, breaking the city marathon record, of course, he did not make it to the podium because ......
"I'll me, Erha, don't chase me, what are you chasing me for......"
Xiao Ming ran wildly, bad memories came to mind, and the faint butt was a little tingling, of course, don't get me wrong, it wasn't a cute husky bite, it was just a time when a man accidentally tripped over a stone, and then hit a tree, and then fell backwards, and when he was about to sit on the hedgehog, the hedgehog dodged away with a cleverness, and was pricked by a barb on the stone.
"Big brother and sister, don't chase me, I really didn't do anything. ”
The two dragons bit behind Xiao Ming, and the two pairs of four pairs of big eyes were full of hatred as if they saw the enemy who killed their father.
"You give Lao Tzu (Lao Niang) to stop, you raped my wife (me) for the first time, Lao Tzu (Lao Niang) is going to chop you. ”
"Don't, who is responsible for your wife if you chop me, I'm not the one who eats and wipes clean and doesn't admit it. Xiao Ming said that his morality is very marketable.
"You really exploded the old lady's chrysanthemum!"
Xiao Ming: ......
Eldest sister, you don't know who did it at all, so why are you chasing me to death, aren't you afraid of sleeping and leaking?
Time goes back a little bit ago.
Xiao Ming rushed into the grove with a "whoosh".
Dragon A: "Oh, dear, you can see that the moon is so beautiful, let me kiss your stinky mouth." ”
Long B: "Oh, dear, you're welcome, I've never healed canker sores and can't wait for your sour saliva." ”
Long A: "Really, dear, I'm so happy that I'm going to use my **** claws to caress your breasts that you don't have at all." ”
Long B: "Don't be like this, my dear, I ......can't hold back the **** who has been dripping for a long time."
(Author's note: The above content is only suitable for aspiring young people who have incorrect views.) )
Dragon A: Oh, dear......
Dragon B: Whew~
Dragon A was blinded, "Honey, you're not a wolf, why are you ......?"
"Pain, pain, you turtle grandson, show me, what is in the old lady's chrysanthemum?"
Dragon A: "That's not good, we're not there yet. ”
As he spoke, Long A buried his body, ", what is this?"
Xiao Ming pulled out his body with a "bang", and Long B groaned "oh".
"Damn, what is this?"
......
"I was wrong, I was really wrong, I really didn't know it was your wife's chrysanthemum. ”
Xiao Ming's heart is dead, Feng Jiaojiao, why are you chasing me? Although I am so handsome, so handsome, so smart, and so talented...... (10,000 words omitted here)
But why are you chasing me? Now that my first kiss is given to a female dragon's ** flower, are you happy? Are you proud? Resentment has been released? Do you feel that your body has been hollowed out?
Hey, it's really for women and women who are difficult to raise!
Xiao Ming fled, fled, and the two dragons chased and chased......
After a few mountains and a few rivers, why is the world so big?
Xiao Ming continued to run and escape, and the two dragons continued to chase and chase......
"Oh, when will Xiao Ming come back?"
Feng Jiaojiao held her cheeks, her face was empty and lonely.
"Who knows if he'll be able to come back? Why don't we divide our luggage and go back to our own house to find our own mother?"
After reading a certain travelogue, the old wolf classmate learned the pig's feet in it and proposed.
"No, Xiao Ming will definitely come back!" Feng Jiaojiao vetoed the good opinion of the old wolf classmate.
"Why?" said the old wolf, who was puzzled and took off his pants...... Well, the luggage is divided, you want to tell me this?
Feng Jiaojiao boredly picked up the bird feathers, "Those two dragons are just a group of scum that are not even a group of golden immortals, Xiao Ming is too Yi Jin Immortal, just that body, no matter where they put it, they can't gnaw it." ”
"Oh~" The old wolf suddenly realized, searching for Disne, "No, what is Xiao Ming running?"
"That's right, what am I running?" Xiao Ming came back to his senses and looked at Qingtian with a blinded face, expressing his confusion.
The clear sky was cloudy for a moment, and I didn't want to look at the shameless bastard below.
Dragon A: "Oh dear, he stopped, we went on, it was his turn!"
Long B: "Wow, yes, my mother is going to rape you 800 times!"
Dragon A: ...... What a big cuckold......
"Hmph, catch me, I'm going to eat you!"
Xiao Ming imitated the roar of the Great Demon King, his body shook, one hundred and seven huge stars swirled in his body, and the ancient and vicissitudes of life descended, crushing towards the two dragons.
"Oh, I'll go, the idea is prickly, the wind is blowing!"
Dragon A: "Then you don't want your chastity, right?"
Long B: "What if he catches raping him a hundred times?"
Dragon A: "Makes sense!"
"Whoosh~"
The two dragons turned their heads and flew in the direction they came.
"Hmm-ha, you two worms, let you see my power, woohahahaha......"
(Author: If you don't chase the big demon king again, I'll let them run away.) )
(Xiao Ming: Boss, I'm so much better than them, why do I fly at the same speed?)
(Author: You care about me!)
The two dragons fled and fled, and Xiao Ming chased and chased......
Hey, a few more mountains, a few more rivers......
The two dragons continued to flee and escape, and Xiao Ming continued to chase and chase......