Xiao Ming, well, stinky toad, under the strong logic of the bear child, finally lost the battle. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

The little phoenix has his hands behind his back and takes a figure-eight step, except for his baldness, he looks like a leader, "I said, stinky toad, this, why are you so short-sighted to abduct and sell my Jiaojiao sister?"

"Damn it. ”

Xiao Ming's attitude of admitting his mistake is very sincere. Xiao Fenghuang expressed her satisfaction, "Xiao Ming, I didn't say you, you have a problem with your vision, tell me, it's not good for you to abduct and sell Sister Jiaojiao, ah?"

"Huh?"

Everyone faintly has a feeling of being cheated.

"Look at it, look at it, the old woman who has been married for hundreds of thousands of years has been married now, you say, is she amazingly ugly, ah?"

This last sound, it's really earth-shattering, and it raises the mood all of a sudden, and Xiao Ming will make a fool of himself in a minute.

"Yes, yes!"

Xiao Ming nodded, and then his back was cold, and he ......

"I ***** your uncle, the old lady killed you, who do you say is ugly, who is old, you are in a hurry to buy a cemetery, you little girl ......"

Feng Jiao's delicate hair is straight, like a mad dog, and the whole person is the same as a shrew.

The rabbit and the old wolf desperately grabbed the crazy Feng Jiaojiao, and with a constipated face, they almost opened the plug.

"Oh yes, it's all menopause!"

"Bang"

Volcanic eruptions......

"Hmph, use the nunchuck, uh-huh, use the nunchuck, hmm, hmm,

The little phoenix covered her swollen buttocks, and looked at the stinky toad with a complaining face, "I miss you, Mom, the flood is so dangerous, I want to go back to Mars." ”

"Little sister, are you homesick?" the little black bird shook the wings of the little phoenix, looking cute.

"Hmm. The little phoenix cried and nodded firmly.

"Shall I take you home?"

"Not good. Little Phoenix refused, "I want to take Sister Feng Jiaojiao home with me." ”

The little black bird scratched his head, "Then why, Feng Jiaojiao is so fierce, so old, and so ugly, what are you bringing back for?"

The onlookers who don't know the truth cover their faces, what kind of birds are these, how can they go forward and follow the road of death with one mind?

"That's right. ”

Little Phoenix was stunned when she thought about it, yes, why did I insist on going home with such a good person? Old and ugly and no one wanted it, why did I take her back?

No, how did I have such a brain-dead idea to take him back in the first place?

(A certain phoenix mother: Oh, I sold my baby, I laughed very happily, and my tears fell after selling three thousand...... ）

"Well, then I'll not take her away. "Little Phoenix happily decided.

"No...... No...... pig-headed Xiao Ming waved his paws, "with ...... Take her away...... I, I want, fire her......"

"Sister Feng Jiaojiao, you and the stinky toad must be happy"

The little phoenix little adult held Feng Jiaojiao's hand, with a disgusting look of "I am your mother".

("Quick...... Belt, belt ......")

"Get out!"

"I'm leaving. The little phoenix and the little black bird shook their claws, held the big tea pot, and walked in a figure-eight step.

("No, don't ......")

"Bang la la"

A flock of birds flew away, leaving behind a patch of bird feathers.

Xiao Ming raised his hand, came over from both sides of his side for a pile of soil, buried himself, and inserted a sign above his head: Xiao Ming is dead, something to burn paper.

I just said that Feng Jiaojiao is in menopause...... What, do you think this matter is over? Don't joke, are you stupid or am I stupid, the idiom of small belly chicken intestines was invented for her, is it good?

What? You say I'm Taiyi Jinxian, and there's no pressure to kill her? I'm the village head, and I'm powerful, so I'll let her go to bed and wait for her every minute?

Hey, are you born stupid? There are so many birds behind her, so (Xiao Ming is a big circle) I can grow a flower if I come to soak in bird droppings.

"Hey, hey, Xiao Ming, don't pretend to be dead, you get up for me. Feng Jiaojiao kicked Xiao Ming, who had buried herself, with a lewd smile on her face.

"Yes, yes, yes, don't play dead. ”

"Hurry up!"

......

Dogleg ABCD has made its position clear.

"Hello, the user you are calling is not in the service area, please do not dial again. ”

Goods: ......

Feng Jiaojiao is fried, the dog's legs ABCD are fried, you are not resisting, you are insulting our IQ.

"Made, beat him!"

Nanming is away from the fire, the qi of Taiyin, the qi of destroying the world, the five-colored divine light, devouring the whirlpool, and Hang Brown smashed all on Xiao Ming.

Xiao Ming jumped out with a "poof", covered his ass and drilled into the grove.

(Don't ask the author why there is a grove again, there is!)

"Chase!" Several people decided that they couldn't just let this kid go, a good pig's foot was not appropriate, and he died every day, and such a team was really wiped out in minutes.

However, the next moment, Xiao Ming ran out again in a hurry, and when he saw a few people, he yelled, "Run!"

, and then with a "whoosh~" sound, he ran in the exact opposite direction.

Goods: ......

"Run, there are two dragons just in the field. Xiao Ming yelled.

"And then~" The little black bird shouted with his hands folded.

......

"And then~" The little black bird continued to shout with his hands up.

"Not suitable for children~"

"Crack", "Inside", "Pop", "La"

It is everyone's responsibility to care for the mental health of children in the flood wilderness.

"I'll let you play hooligan, let you play hooligan, ask me, is this what you should ask? I don't study well at a young age, I am curious about these messy things all day long, have you memorized words, have you written your homework? Have you passed English level 4?......"

Little Blackbird: ...... It's none of my business, I'm innocent...... And what the hell is Nima's Word Assignment English Level 4?

"I don't know what it is?" cried the little blackbird.

The crowd finally stopped, yes, I don't know what is going on.

The old wolf shouted, "Xiao Ming, come back quickly and tell us what is going on?"

“......”

The old wolf continued to shout, "What?"

“...... You...... Back ......"

"What did he say?" the old wolf asked the long-eared rabbit very depressed, scratching his head.

"Looks like ......," the rabbit was also a little skeptical, "back?"

As he spoke, a group of people turned their heads and saw two long worms...... Uh, dragon, staring at the two big eyes...... Well, he looked at the two birds and three of them viciously.

"You guys, do you know the guy just now?" said the dragon on the left, who was particularly angry.

In unison, "Taijun, I don't know, I don't know." ”

The dragon on the right roared angrily, "If you know each other, just tell me, that bastard who killed my wife for a thousand years, damn it, it was my wife's first time, woo woo~~~"

The group of goods gasped, my obedient, a thousand years of killing, the first time, Xiao Ming, what have you experienced?